Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 331 Not a Challenge Book

Seeing him coming out, the imperial physicians couldn't help being stunned. None of them thought that Wang Ping'an would be in the office. In the past, Wang Ping'an rarely came so early, but today was an exception, coming earlier than them!
The imperial physicians hurriedly stepped forward to salute him, one of the clever imperial physicians hurried up to the stone lion, and took off the white cloth strip, apparently wanting to hide it, so as not to cause trouble to the imperial physician's order.

Wang Pingan frowned, and said: "Let me see, who wrote this and what does it mean?" He never thought that the stupid person just now would be Long Aotian.

Long Aotian, listen to this name, how awesome, how proud, how loud, no matter how you think about it, you will never think of that person sitting on the road looking stupid, it turned out to be him, that is not worthy of it The name Long Aotian has actually become a dragon sitting on the ground!
The imperial physician had no choice but to present the white cloth to Wang Ping'an, and said: "This white cloth is naturally written by Long Aotian, he came here yesterday and sat on the street in front of the door for a long time!"

Wang Pingan said, "Sitting on the street at the entrance?" He hurriedly looked up the street, but the stupid young man was gone, and his carriage was gone too!
He picked up the strip of cloth, looked at it, and said, "He took off his underwear and tore it like this? What on earth is he trying to do?"

Coincidentally, at this time, the uncle and nephew of the Tao family came. After seeing the ceremony and hearing the description, the two of them were also surprised, no way, that Long Aotian actually sat outside the door all night!
Tao Dongsheng pointed to the white cloth strip and said, "He is making a challenge to you, Lord Hou, and wants to compete with you in medical skills!"

"Just like you wanted to compete with me back then?" Wang Pingan frowned. This challenge method is quite unique. The challenge is written in underwear. Fortunately, it is a top, not pants!

An imperial physician said with a smile: "This man's brain must have some problems, I don't know if he was squeezed by the door, or what. He wants to challenge the imperial physician's order, he wants to be famous and crazy!"

Tao Dongsheng shook his head and said: "I have known Long Aotian for a while, he is a very famous person, but he already thinks that his reputation is second in the world, except for Sun Zhenren, no one can surpass him." I have passed him, so he challenged Lord Hou in the next battle, certainly not for the sake of fame!"

The imperial physicians shook their heads together, not for fame, but for what?
Wang Pingan threw away the white cloth strip, wiped his hands, and said: "This is a letter of challenge, and there is nothing provocative. Maybe he wants to join our Imperial Medical Office, become a doctor, and earn a living!"

When he said this, he himself didn't believe it, and of course the imperial physicians didn't believe it, but everyone laughed together and said: "If this is the case, you have to hold your hands high, for the sake of Master Sun, give him Let's eat!"

Wang Pingan smiled and said: "The Marquis came early today, and I have something to tell you. Come on, everyone go in and talk!" As he said, he entered the gate as if he had entered.

The imperial doctors glanced at the cloth strips on the ground, no one took it seriously, they just regarded it as a stupid person, going crazy, what to do with him!

Entering the office, Wang Pingan spoke out the idea and pointed out some specific matters, so that the imperial doctors can brainstorm and come up with ideas together. This is a major event related to the future development direction of the imperial medical office, and it must be treated well.

Let’s say that Long Aotian was sitting on the big car, and he couldn’t stop making weird noises. He sat on the street for half a day and one more night. When I got in the car, I felt pain everywhere in my body, and it was so uncomfortable that I couldn't help making strange noises!
The coachman in front of the carriage grinned when he heard it, he was used to it, his young master always made strange noises like this, but this time there were a lot of strange noises, far more than usual!

These strange noises are actually groans, because Long Aotian thought he was a man, he never thought of himself as a woman, but a very manly man.Since you are a man, of course you are not allowed to groan, but sometimes you can't help it, so what should you do?He figured out a way to turn the groaning into an extremely strange sound, so that even if others heard it, they wouldn't think he was groaning!

It's unimaginable that my young master's thinking is different, even if the coachman has worked in his house for a while, he often can't figure out what the young master is thinking!
Long Aotian "groaned" for a long time, then suddenly said: "When you go back, close the door tightly, if Wang Ping'an comes to see you, just say I'm busy, let him come back later, I won't see you until he comes for the third time! "

The coachman felt a little troubled, turned around and said, "Young master, how did you know he would come to see you?"

Long Aotian said as a matter of course: "Didn't I leave a note for him, of course he is coming to see me!" After speaking, he looked down at his body, which was shirtless and a bit chilly.

Suddenly, he said angrily: "It's all your fault. You didn't even bring enough paper when you went out, so I had to take off my clothes to write!"

The driver bit the bullet and said: "The little one wants to take his own, but you don't want to use it, young master."

But Long Aotian said: "Your clothes smell of sweat and horses, if Wang Pingan thinks it's my clothes, wouldn't it make him laugh!"

The coachman has nothing to say, Wang Pingan is an imperial physician, even if you write a "name post", he can't take it under his nose and smell it. Words are for reading, not for smelling!

He said: "Young master, the intention of the famous post you wrote is too profound. What if he doesn't understand it, he thinks it is Zhang Zhanshu. It's not that you asked him how he stole the prescription of Sun Zhenren, but you are in the next post." , to challenge him to medical skills, what should we do?"

Long Aotian groaned, and suddenly said: "Oh, bad, I should write a small print and make a footnote for him. If he really thinks it's a letter of war, wouldn't it be too bad!"

The coachman nodded in front, and said: "Yes, the little one has been thinking that if he can come up with a prescription casually, it will be rare for the young master to sit at the door for a night. If he is really capable, let's try it out and say Maybe... it will be only a little worse than you, young master, and it would be bad if it spreads out!"

He knew the young master's temper, so he didn't dare to speak out.Maybe Wang Ping'an's ability is greater than yours, if you lose, wouldn't you lose face!
But Long Aotian's way of thinking is different from ordinary people, and he doesn't know that the person who wakes him up is Wang Ping'an himself, so he won't be convinced. Other than Master, in his eyes, there is no such word as "obedience" at all!

So what can Wang Pingan come up with when he thinks of a new recipe? his!
So Long Aotian will not be convinced by Wang Pingan at all!On the contrary, after some "theoretical differentiation" by him, he felt that not only was he no worse than Wang Ping'an, but he was much higher than him!
He yelled, "Stop, stop quickly, don't go any further!"

The coachman didn't know why, so he stopped the carriage quickly, and heard his young master shouting in the car: "Go back quickly, put a footnote on my famous post, and tell Wang Ping'an that it is not a letter of challenge, but a request for him to come and see me." Proof, if he doesn't bring this proof, then I will never see him!"

The coachman almost stopped crying, young master, you don't bring such a thing, aren't you slapping your face face to face, even if Wang Ping'an's temper is so good that it's inexplicably good, but he will still be furious!Isn't it you who go back? If I go back, can I not be stinky!

The coachman dawdled, refused to get out of the car, and said: "Master, wait for the villain to park the car by the side of the road... Oh, why is this horse disobedient!" He didn't want to really go back.

But Long Aotian shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, if you dare to dawdle again, I will sell you to Turkic, so that you can practice your driving skills!" He said, throwing a pen from the car.

The coachman had no choice but to pick up his pen, get out of the carriage, bite the bullet, and ran back to the Imperial Medical Office!
Running wildly all the way, the coachman came to the gate and saw that the white cloth strip was thrown on the ground with several big footprints on it. Obviously, he didn't take this inexplicable "famous post" seriously at all, and he didn't dare to find someone to argue about it. Not to mention going in to "remind" Wang Ping'an, his young master doesn't bother to think about other people's feelings, but he has no guts to dare not think about it!

Seeing that no one noticed him, he ran over quickly, picked up the white cloth strip, ran away quickly, hid in the corner, took out a pen, stuck out his tongue and licked the pen tip, and wrote a line on the white cloth strip. Made a footnote.After finishing writing, he sneaked up to the stone lion and threw the white cloth on it.

Immediately afterwards, he ran as fast as he could, fearing that he would be caught by the yamen servants in the office. If he was caught again, he would give him a good beating and he would never escape!
Long Aotian was sitting in the car, waiting for the driver to come back, but his car was parked in the middle of the road, this road is not as wide as Zhuque Street, his car was not parked properly, blocking other people's way!

Someone knocked on his carriage and shouted: "Hey, man in the carriage, move the carriage to the side, you are blocking the way!"

Hearing this, Long Aotian poked his head out of the car and saw that it was indeed blocking someone else's way, he hummed and said: "Understood!" After speaking, he closed the car window and sat back down again!
The people outside heyed, and said angrily: "I said, drive the car away, what do you mean if you know it, if you know it, leave immediately!"

Long Aotian opened the car window again, and said strangely: "Are you asking me to drive the car away?"

"Nonsense, why don't we let us drive you away!" At this time, more and more people were blocked in the road, and everyone became impatient and shouted one after another, telling Long Aotian to get out of the way!

But Long Aotian didn't care about other people's protests at all, he said: "Understood, you can go, don't make noise around me, I don't like making noise!" Yes, to show that he really doesn't like making noise, he even plugged in the bolts of the car window!
With a soft bang in the car, which was obviously the sound of locking the latch, all the passers-by outside were stunned!Judging by the appearance of this carriage, it is not a carriage of an official's family. It can't be like this, there are not many people who dare to be so unreasonable by dominating the street and not letting pedestrians go!

A burly man in heavy clothes, speaking with a foreign accent, slammed on the window of the car and shouted: "It's unreasonable, the majestic capital of the country, at the feet of the emperor, why are you so overbearing, drive the car away quickly!"

Long Aotian wondered, didn't I say I knew it, why is he still barking endlessly, could it be that he wants me to drive the car?This request is too unreasonable. How can I do something like driving a car, which only people do? I don't know how to drive a car!

Seeing that no one responded, the big man said: "It is said that the people in the capital are overbearing. I didn't believe it in the past. I just came to Chang'an today, and I met them. They are really overbearing. I won't give up!"

Many people in Chang'an shouted: "Brother, how do you say that? We are also from Chang'an, but we are not overbearing!"

The big man stepped forward, swung his casserole-sized fist, and hit the horse's butt with a bang, followed by another kick, which hit the horse's leg.The horse suddenly suffered from pain, and since it was frightened, Herod hissed in pain, and ran away!
But before he ran far, the legs of the kicked horse became soft, and it didn't matter if the horse got down, the car also fell down, and the people and the car rushed to the side of the road and fell into the ditch on the side of the road !
At this moment, the coachman of Long's family ran back and shouted: "Hey, where is the car...ah, why is it in the ditch!" He hurried over, climbed onto the car, and opened the door!

I saw Long Aotian turned his head upside down, his buttocks upside down, his posture was a bit like a handstand, but it was not a handstand, just in that posture, nestled in the car, moaning non-stop, even pretending to be weird, he was in no mood to pretend!
The coachman shouted: "Master, are you okay?" He quickly pulled Long Aotian out.

While moaning, Long Aotian said: "Don't move, don't move me, my neck is sprained!"

"Why did the cart fall into the ditch?" asked the coachman.

How could Long Aotian have the time to testify against others, he straightened his neck with both hands, and then went to look for that strong man, but there were countless people watching the excitement, but the big man disappeared!

The people laughed loudly, saying that he deserved it!
The coachman looked at the embarrassed young master and whispered: "Young master, you..."

Long Aotian cried out in pain, and suddenly said: "Deserve it? What do you mean, I deserve it if I didn't fall to my death, and I deserve it if I die?"

The coachman was speechless, and the people were all speechless after hearing his words. They thought he would be furious and seek revenge, but who would have thought that he would ask such an irrelevant question. It is really useless for a bookworm to reach this level. saved!

The officer of the Imperial Medical Office suddenly saw that the white cloth was thrown on the stone lion again, and couldn't help but said: "It's not windy today, why did the cloth blow up?" He stepped forward to take off the white cloth without looking at it, and tore it up casually. Divided into a few pieces, he said with a smile: "It's also good for wiping boots!"

Wang Ping'an in the office explained all kinds of matters in detail. The imperial doctors expressed their thoughts and expressed a lot of opinions.

(End of this chapter)