Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 343 Everyone Surprised
Li Shimin closed his eyes, and said, "Think of a new name? Well, indeed, we should think of a new name. This matter should be handled as a major event, and it will last for a long time!"

After thinking for a while, Li Shimin opened his eyes and said to Wang Ping'an, "I'm not sick. A few days ago, you taught Ma Zhou a set of peerless magic skills to relieve eye fatigue. Ma Zhou also taught me as if offering a treasure. I feel that it works well when I use it. But why did you insist on adding that sentence before the eye exercises, are you flattering me?"

Li Zhi looked at Wang Ping'an and said, "No disease, do you still have any peerless skills? Why didn't you tell Gu?"

Wang Pingan said: "The words of returning to Your Highness, I just remembered it occasionally. Your Highness is in the prime of youth and has no symptoms of eye fatigue, so I didn't say it. In fact, I don't do it often!"

He hurriedly explained to Li Zhi, lest His Royal Highness be jealous and think that he didn't care about his eyes.Li Zhi sighed, and then he gave up. It turned out that Wang Pingan didn't do it himself, so it didn't matter!
Wang Pingan said to Li Shimin again: "Your Majesty, what you are asking is to work for the Emperor, to protect the eyes and relieve fatigue. Eye exercises will start now. Close your eyes, right? I just want to flatter the Emperor, but I just want to do it in front of the Emperor. Speaking face-to-face, I'm a bit thin-skinned, so I'm too embarrassed, so I have to say it through other people's mouths!"

Li Shimin was taken aback, Li Zhi was also taken aback, they all looked at Wang Ping'an, they didn't expect Wang Ping'an to answer like this, directly admitting the matter, saying that he was flattering the emperor and flattering the emperor!

Li Shimin let out a chuckle, shook his head and smiled, "You are really sincere, you can say whatever you think, if this is the case, I will not be able to punish you!"

The sweat on Wang Ping'an's head almost didn't come off. Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be a gentleman, otherwise it would be inevitable to repair it!
Li Shimin said: "If you add a sentence to the Aoyou Games, such as serving the court, being loyal to the emperor and patriotism, strengthening your physique, and running the race, start now, prepare... What do you think?"

Wang Pingan grinned, thinking: "I really know how to draw inferences from one instance. Well, this idea is good. Don't think that shouting slogans is very formalistic, but sometimes it can indeed play a role in unity. As long as you don't patronize shouting slogans, Just forget about doing other things!"

He said: "The minister thinks that since foreign nationals are required to participate in the conference, it is better to replace serving the court with serving the Tang emperor, and replace loyalty to the emperor and patriotism with loyalty to the Tang court. This will be slightly better. Let the emperor's favor and dew, Ye Ze be beaten by the barbarians of the country!"

There are some things that the emperor himself is embarrassed to say, there is no reason to shoot his own fart, so as a courtier, he has to share his worries for the emperor at this time. !
Li Shimin looked at Li Zhi and asked, "What does Zhi'er mean?"

Inspired by Li Zhida, he said: "Wubing is right. You can add the previous sentence when the meeting is held, so that the people can shout it out. There is also the name of the meeting that the father said just now, Yierchen's name." The idea, why not call it 'The Great Tang and Fanbang people allegiance to the Heavenly Khan Chang'an Glorious World Games'!"

Wang Ping'an almost vomited, catch up with love, Li Zhi, you are extremely slow in learning other things, but you are a super genius when you learn to shoot dragon farts, you are much better than me!

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Okay, the official name can be this, but the abbreviation... This method of increasing the court's income has never been heard of before, it is very mysterious, why not call it the Olympic Games!"

Wang Ping'an immediately bowed and saluted, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, it's really appropriate to name this conference the Olympic Games. Long live, long live, my lord!"

Li Zhi saw that he was the first to call out Shengming, so he quickly said: "My son also thinks this name is great kindness, my father is holy, my son is far less than my father!"

Li Shimin laughed out loud. The name of the Olympic Games is much better than the Olympic Games... Hey, it couldn't be that the two of them deliberately came up with such a weird name, and then asked me to change it, so as to flatter them and call it a holy name, right?

At this moment, the ministers had already arrived from outside the palace, Zhongshu Sheng and Menxia Sheng were in the palace, and the ministers came in immediately after receiving the letter, so they arrived first.

Ma Zhou, headed by the emperor, took the memorial and read it after showing the ceremony to the emperor.After the ministers saw it, they all applauded loudly.One of the most important national affairs is tax collection, but tax collection has not been an easy task since ancient times. No one likes to pay taxes, and who is willing to give food to others?Nobody wants to!
The ministers are all worried about this matter, but there is nothing that everyone can do. From ancient times to the present, not all dynasties have come here like this. The tax revenue is small, which is called hiding the wealth and the people, but when the country encounters troubles, it has no money and the tax revenue Too much, it is called a sign of subjugation, the common people rise up to rebel, anyway, it is a time when there is no balance!
But the idea that Wang Pingan came up with... His Highness the Crown Prince came up with this idea, it's so good, it's so good, no one's interests will be harmed, and there can be a lot of income, if this is not good, then what is it? All right?

The ministers took turns reading the memorial, stroking their beards, nodding their heads, and saying yes.

Not long after, other ministers also arrived, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and Chu Suiliang entered the hall one by one, and a group of officials from the Ministry of Household Affairs also arrived cautiously. But there are so many officials from their department, can they not tremble, thinking that something happened, the emperor wants to punish them!
But after the ministers read the memorial, Li Zhi personally explained it. Everyone was happy and called it a great good, especially the officials of the Ministry of Household Affairs, who were extremely happy.As soon as this matter was started, the power of the Ministry of Households was greatly increased. Every official who participated in it would have an addition to his resume, and his official career would be smooth. Could they be unhappy? When they looked at Wang Pingan, they actually had a few very grateful!

Don't look at everyone calling the prince wise and wise, but who is wise and wise, everyone knows in their hearts, but they just don't say it!

Changsun Wuji said: "Your Majesty, this matter needs to be handled as a major event. As long as it is done well, the imperial court can have a large amount of income every year, and it can also improve my Tang's status in various countries, let them know The prosperity and strength of my Great Tang, the health of the people, the prosperity of the country and the strength of the people, will deter the barbarians!"

Wang Pingan nodded inwardly. The eldest grandson Wuji was very smart, and he immediately saw the international influence of the Olympic Games.

Fang Xuanling came out and said: "The old minister thinks that if we want to do this important matter well, we need to start with Wang Ping'an and Long Aotian's medical skills competition. After three days, it is not appropriate. Why not set it after ten days? What does the emperor think?"

Li Shimin said: "It does take time. Not only the people in Chang'an, but also the people in Gyeonggi prefectures and counties also need to know that the more people come, the better, and the more businesses come, the better. Let's set it after ten days, Chu Aiqing planned The purpose... well, don’t write four Li six parallel, write more straightforward, so that people can understand it better!”

Chu Suiliang likes to play with gorgeous words so much, he had to remind him specially, don't write in a way that no one can understand, then who can come!
Chu Suiliang agreed and went to the side of the hall. Shi Zhongchen asked the little eunuch to prepare the four treasures of the study for him, and he began to draw up an edict.After a while, an imperial decree was drawn up and presented to the emperor.

Li Shimin looked at it, frowned, and said: "It's still not straightforward. Anyway, loyal minister, you can draw it up!"

Shi Zhongchen agreed, glanced at the embarrassed Chu Suiliang, and thought: "You will write things that others can't understand. Your ability to write notices is not as good as mine."

He went to the side of the hall and called a eunuch Bingbi. He said that the eunuch Bingbi recorded and wrote an imperial decree in a short time.Writing notices to the common people is actually very simple, as long as you write in a normal speaking tone, there is no need for any embellishments.

After finishing writing, Shi Zhongchen presented the imperial decree to Li Shimin. After reading it, Li Shimin shook his head and said, "It's straightforward, but it feels fake. After all, this is asking the people to pay, and Fanbang has to pay for it." Some people paid for it, and it was written in plain language, which seemed a bit deceiving!"

Ministers, look at me, I look at you, this imperial decree is really difficult to write, it must be understood by the common people, and it must be true for everyone!

Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Wang Ping'an, you write."

The ministers turned their heads together and looked at Wang Pingan, who was at the end of the queue, wanting to see how this upstart would write the imperial decree.

Wang Pingan agreed, walked to the side of the hall, stood in front of the case, bowed his head and meditated.The eunuch holding the pen picked up the pen and waited for Wang Ping'an to speak. He thought Wang Ping'an also needed someone to write for him!

After thinking for a moment, Wang Pingan took the pen from the eunuch Bingbi, and wrote five words on the paper: "There is something good, come quickly!"

The paper was said to be paper, but it was actually yellow satin, with a dragon pattern on the back, and the content was written on the front, and the title and signature were all written.If these imperial decrees are read together, it will be: Blessed by the heavens, the emperor said, if there is a good thing, come quickly, hereby!Once the emperor uses the jade seal, it will be considered complete!

The eunuch Bingbi groaned, looked at Wang Ping'an, and thought: "What the hell is this? There is something good, come quickly? I have seen a lot of imperial edicts, this one has the least number of words, and the most ambiguous words... However, it is the most persuasive. People wonder, what's the good thing?"

Wang Pingan picked up the edict, walked to the front of the hall, and handed it to Shi Zhongchen.Shi Zhongchen glanced at it, with a puzzled look on his face, and glanced at Wang Ping'an before forwarding it to the emperor.

Spread the imperial decree on the table, Li Shimin read: "There is a good thing, come quickly!"

The ministers below looked at the emperor together. They didn't expect that these five characters were written by Wang Ping'an, and they were very puzzled. What's the good thing?

Li Shimin looked down at Wang Pingan who was retreating, and said again: "There is something good, come quickly!"

Changsun Wuji saw that Wang Ping'an didn't stop walking, but was still retreating, thinking that he didn't hear, he said to Wang Ping'an: "No illness, the emperor said something good, let you go!" Alright, so the emperor wants to reward Wang Ping'an, and I would like to remind you.

Li Zhi also said: "I'm not sick, my father said something good is going on, so hurry up!"

The ministers looked at Wang Ping'an together, thinking in their hearts: "The emperor said there is a good thing, why aren't you curious, hurry up and ask what the good thing is!"

Wang Pingan retreated to the end of the shift, and stood in his own place, still with a low eyebrow and a pleasing expression, with the expression of a good baby!
The ministers couldn't see anything from Wang Ping'an's face, so they had to turn their heads again to look at the emperor Li Shimin, wanting to see the emperor's expression.Seeing that Li Shimin was also puzzled, he tapped on the Longshu case lightly with his finger, and said again: "There is a good thing, come quickly!" This is the third time he said this sentence.

The ministers couldn't bear it any longer, Changsun Wuji asked: "Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

Li Shimin raised his eyes to look down, suddenly his face brightened, and he smiled and said: "Wuji, do you feel very strange, thinking what's good?"

Changsun Wuji nodded, and turned to look at the other ministers. The ministers nodded together, yes, what's the good thing!

Changsun Wuji smiled and said: "Your Majesty, if you have any good things, just tell them, so that everyone will be happy!"

Li Shimin laughed suddenly, the more he laughed, the louder he was, looking very happy, he picked up the imperial decree on the table, and said: "The imperial decree written by Wubing is just these five words, there is a good thing, come quickly!"

The ministers were slightly taken aback at the same time, and suddenly understood the taste together!They are all human beings, so it is impossible to understand them after a long time.There is a good thing, come quickly!These five words immediately whetted people's appetites, what a good thing, everyone wants to know!

Li Shimin waved again, and said, "No illness, come forward and explain!"

Wang Pingan came out of the class again, and said: "Yes. Your Majesty, if the imperial decree you mentioned is too awkward, the common people will not understand it, and the foreign people may not understand it well, so they often ignore it. It’s true. And if it’s written too bluntly, I’m afraid that the common people will think it’s a fake one. The emperor didn’t... It’s an imperial decree issued in the name of the emperor to deceive them. This false imperial decree will have to be retracted sooner or later! "

Li Shimin nodded, and said: "No one would think that this is a false decree, but they are doubtful, it is indeed true. This is what I am afraid of."

The ministers also nodded one after another, yes, because the Olympic Games has never been held in the past dynasties, and it is indeed difficult for the people to immediately believe that there must be concerns in this regard!
Wang Pingan waited for them to finish nodding, and then said: "The common people will feel very strange. Do such strange things happen? They often make wild guesses. But since the common people must make wild guesses, why don't we let us guide you?" They're guessing!"

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Let the common people guess, what a good thing it is! Well, in this way, not only the common people in Chang'an will start guessing within a day, it is estimated that the news will spread throughout the entire capital like wings. States and counties!"

Wang Pingan said: "Exactly. Once the common people guess, all kinds of weird ideas will appear, and ideas even more bizarre than the Olympic Games will appear. In contrast, running around the city wall is nothing. It’s a big deal, and it won’t make people feel unacceptable. Then let’s guide it, and it will be done!”

The ministers looked at him thoughtfully, and Fang Xuanling suddenly asked, "How to guide? It's not easy to get millions of people to think about things with you, isn't it?"

(End of this chapter)