Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 759 Take Care of Quni for the Emperor

Wu Meiniang was a little worried after hearing Ouyang Li's words, and said: "Brother Ouyang, with you standing out for Meiniang, everything will be safe, but it would be too difficult to beat up all the nuns in Hesi, and if The presiding officer reported to the officials that some gangsters had entered the temple to commit crimes, and I am afraid they will alarm the government, and things will become very difficult, and there will be more troubles!"

Ouyang Li waved his hand and said with a smile: "Aunt Chunhua, you are thinking wrongly. If you want to repair those nuns, do you still need to beat them? How many people need to fight together to beat them all down!"

He paused for a while, and said proudly: "After being with the master for so long, even a fool can know how to use medicine! I can't cure people, but I'm good at making people sick. Wait a minute. Go back to the city, get the medicine, put them in the water, and make sure that all the nuns in the monastery have diarrhea and pull them to death, and fill up the latrines, so that they can't even line up!"

Wu Meiniang said, "Are you going to give them laxatives? In the water tank? I took care of all the water. What if they suspect me?"

Ouyang Li waved his hand nonchalantly, and said: "Even if the suspicion is on your head, what does it matter? Just let them know that you are not easy to mess with. It's just that you are asked to carry water and firewood, and you just repair them like this. If you dare to torture you again, there will be more ruthless ones waiting for them!"

Wu Meiniang was very worried, but she couldn't think of any good solution.Although she is a woman with many ideas and strong means to deal with the enemy, but now she has no influence in the temple, and no one can help her.As the saying goes, how can she do it alone if she is asked to single out all the nuns in the temple?I can only listen to Ouyang Li's idea, although this idea is too bad!

Ouyang Li left a few meat buns for Wu Meiniang, then stood up, packed the food box, and said, "Meiniang, go back, don't worry about whether there is water or firewood. I will be back in a while, sneak into the Go to the temple, if anyone can't wait and finds trouble with you, then I don't need her to take medicine and have diarrhea, I will beat her until she can't pull it out!"

With that said, he left the stream and went out of the woods, and rode his horse back to the city to get the medicine.Wu Meiniang had no choice but to listen to him. She went back to Ganye Temple and hid in her room, not daring to meet other nuns.

Ouyang Li rushed back to the Duke's mansion, saw Wang Ping'an, and told what had happened.Wang Pingan shook his head and sighed again, this Wu Meiniang is really a troublemaker, but she can't be blamed for this matter, it's not her impatience, but a coincidence, if it wasn't for being bumped into by that senior sister, she might have already died at this time. After winning over the second senior sister, gradually improve her status!
Wang Ping'an knew very well that sooner or later this group of nuns would suffer bad luck, and once Wu Meiniang gained power, she would definitely not let them go.And if I don't help at this time and fix them, maybe Wu Meiniang will blame him.

And if the nun hadn't been unlucky at this time and was repaired miserably by Wu Meiniang, she might have received greater revenge in the future. Now that she was miserable, Wu Meiniang would retaliate less in the future.Think of it as saving the lives of these nuns, although the method of saving them made them suffer a bit.

Several doses of laxatives were prepared, and Wang Pingan handed them to Ouyang Li, and said: "Don't pour all the medicines into the water at once, the taste of the water will change, you just need to smear the medicines on the pot, the pot is black, it is not easy It can be seen that this is enough. Also, next time tonight, the nuns will have some symptoms after taking the medicine, but they will not be too serious. If you go to the next time tomorrow, their symptoms will become more obvious!"

Ouyang Li smiled and said: "The master still knows how to use medicine, and the subordinates will do it right away. By the way, what should we do if those nuns suspect Aunt Chunhua?"

Wang Pingan thought for a while, and said: "It's obvious that the illness was two days later. At that time, I had already gone to Menxia Province to receive the seal and became the prime minister. I told the emperor and said that I would like to take care of the emperor's former concubines. Let's see if they are doing well in the temple. They are the emperor's greetings. After all, they are all the emperor's elders. This reason is normal and humane. The emperor will definitely agree. When I get to the temple, I will Play it by ear!"

Only then did Ouyang Li turn around and leave, and left the city again, rushing to Ganye Temple.When we arrived at Ganye Temple again, it was already late at night, and the nuns in the temple had already fallen asleep. Ouyang Li didn't know where Wu Meiniang lived, but seeing that the temple was quiet, he guessed that nothing happened to Wu Meiniang. Not in a hurry to find her, he went straight to the kitchen.

According to the method taught by Wang Ping'an, he divided the laxative into two parts, one part was kept for tomorrow's use, and the other part was first coated with a layer in the pot, in case the nuns would wash the pot before eating, he would put the laxative on the spoon again. I also wiped some on the spatula and put a little bit in the water tank, trying to be foolproof, and then I left the temple and returned to the city.

After dawn, the nuns didn't eat breakfast, no one paid attention to the iron pot, they all went to morning class, and Wu Meiniang hid outside the temple, anyway, she couldn't finish her work, so she couldn't eat, the little nuns didn't care She, and the senior sisters are all lying on the bed recuperating, no one cares about her, so she is at ease.I hid in the creek, took out the meat buns I left yesterday, and ate with the stream water. I was quite full and not hungry at all.

Wu Meiniang was hiding outside the temple, leisurely, but all the nuns in the temple suffered!After finishing the morning class, we queued up to go to the hut, and then the nuns lit a fire to cook. After lunch, everyone went back to rest.

But within an hour, there was a long queue in front of the hut again. Except for the presiding nun and senior sister who had toilets in their rooms, ordinary nuns lined up outside the hut, even those who did nothing but cry. The concubines and nuns all left the yard, clutching their bellies and queuing up!
In the team, a little nun said: "I don't know what happened today. After eating, I only meditated for a while, and my stomach growled non-stop. I always thought about convenience. This is the third time I have come here!"

Another little nun said: "You have done it three times? I'm better. This is the second time."

Another little nun said: "It's my first time. Is it because today's rice is not washed clean, we eat it badly?"

The nuns thought about it, and felt that this might be the reason. If everyone had diarrhea together, it must be because they ate something unclean!No one thought about it, this kind of thing had never happened in the temple before, they had no idea that someone drugged them, causing them to line up outside the hut together!
In the quiet room.The old nun, the host, stood up from the toilet, turned around to cover the toilet, pulled up his trousers, and said angrily, "I don't know whose turn it is to cook today. It must be that the dishes were not washed clean, which caused me to have diarrhea. I will check in the afternoon. Check, punish that person to carry water, and go to be a troubled sister when empty."

Thinking of the empty space, the old nun became angry again. If it is empty, it will definitely not be able to carry hundreds of buckets of water, let alone chop a hundred loads of firewood. In other words, she has been hungry for two days and has nothing to eat. , it's cheaper for her, and she doesn't have to have diarrhea.But thinking about it again, being hungry is not much more comfortable than having diarrhea, she felt comfortable again, as long as no one in the temple lived more comfortably than her, then it would be fine.

In the small yard, the senior sisters in each room are all suffering from diarrhea. They have injuries on their bodies. They were lying on the bed to recuperate, but now they have to get up to sit on the toilet, and they can't find someone to take care of them, because the little nun We all went to line up for the hut.

The elder sister thought to herself: "Could it be that today's rice has not been cleaned, or the vegetables have not been washed? No wonder today's food smells a bit weird! I was injured and had diarrhea. It's really unlucky. Let's start a small stove." , let them cook for me alone."

In another room, the second senior sister was sitting on the toilet, but she was a little scared in her heart. She thought that she had accused Kong of witchcraft yesterday, could it be that Kong really knew witchcraft, and hated what she had sued her yesterday, so she read out A curse, a curse that makes you have diarrhea?
When eating in the afternoon, the presiding nun and all the senior sisters unanimously asked that they all eat small stoves, and the little nun who was in charge of cooking had to cook for them alone, and even made more, and they themselves followed suit.In fact, the little nun who cooks also has diarrhea, which is quite uncomfortable. They washed the rice several times and washed the dishes repeatedly. mildew.

The afternoon meal was fine. Although the symptoms of diarrhea did not improve, they did not worsen either.But when the evening class was held after dark, everyone still couldn’t stand it. The host nun didn’t come, and the senior sisters weren’t there either. None finished.

Everyone was concerned about the diarrhea, and the diarrhea was so weak that they didn't even eat the supper at night, and no one paid attention to Wu Meiniang.

After dark, Ouyang Li came again and brought a lot of delicious food to Wu Meiniang. After Wu Meiniang finished eating, she explained to Ouyang Li which yard she lived in.And Ouyang Li talked about his drugging last night, and the two laughed together. The drug was used, but it tossed the nuns in Hesi.

Ouyang Li smiled and said: "The medicine is given twice, and the next time is tonight, and tomorrow they will pull harder. These stupid nuns only find the reason from rice and vegetables, and they don't know what to do. Don't look at the pot!"

Wu Meiniang said with a smile: "Uncle's idea is really good. If it were me, I would only pay attention to the food, so why would I pay attention to the pot!"

Ouyang Li said: "They didn't suspect you, did they? Has anyone ever asked about you?"

Wu Meiniang shook her head and said: "They can't take care of their own affairs, how can anyone take care of me. Even if someone asks me why I haven't passed out after being hungry for two days, I will say that I met the kind lady of the horse farm, Give me something to eat, and they can really go to Yangmazhuang to check!"

Ouyang Li laughed and said, "It's so hard that they can't walk, what a fart!" He took out the medicine, showed it to Wu Meiniang, and said, "Meiniang is waiting here, I'll go in and take the medicine. It's not too late for you to go in after I leave!"

Wu Meiniang nodded and smiled, "Well, Meiniang is waiting for Brother Ouyang to come back."

Ouyang Li sneaked into the temple and then into the kitchen. Seeing that there was no one in the kitchen, it is estimated that the little nuns in charge of cooking had diarrhea and went back to lie down early. He came tonight much earlier than last night. Logically speaking, there should be someone at this time!

Without wasting time, Ouyang Li smeared the medicine into the pot and the top of the cooking utensils just like yesterday. The medicine powder was used up without any waste. After finishing these, he left and went to see Wu Meiniang again.

Ouyang Li told the story again, Wu Meiniang naturally couldn't stop laughing, and the depression for many days was swept away.

Wu Meiniang said: "Brother Ouyang, although the nuns in the monastery treat Meiniang badly now, if they hadn't taken them in, Meiniang didn't know what to do. Did we go too far, and wouldn't really hurt their stomachs?" Will it be eaten up?"

Ouyang Li thought to himself: "You don't tell me before taking the medicine, but after taking the medicine, you will show kindness, and this kindness is really too limited." He laughed: "Meiniang is kind, they took you in at the beginning. I was watching from the roof, firstly because you made up the story well, and secondly, hey, it was the possessions that helped. But then again, they were kind of kind to you Enhui. How about this, after you leave the Ganye Temple and have a good home, give them some sesame oil money to make them live more comfortably, that's all. Knowing how to repay, you have received a little favor, Raising them for a lifetime is not enough, what else do you want?"

Wu Meiniang nodded and said: "Brother Ouyang is right. It's just..." She paused, and wanted to ask about Li Zhi, but she understood that even if she asked, Ouyang Li would not say anything to her. The guards are getting stricter with each other.

She didn't ask Li Zhi, but asked Wang Pingan, "When will uncle come to see Mei Niang again?"

Ouyang Li thought for a while, and said: "The master said that he will come as soon as he receives the seal. The reason is to greet the former concubines on behalf of the emperor. At that time, all the nuns in the temple were dragged down, and the master just took advantage of it , Shock them. In this way, your life will be easier in the future, and you don't have to worry about anything."

Wu Meiniang frowned, she couldn't think of how Wang Ping'an would frighten the nuns, but she couldn't ask again.After saying a few more words, I put away the meat buns for tomorrow and went back to the temple.Ouyang Li went back to the city.

Another day later, it was the day when Wang Ping'an entered Dongtai to take over as a servant. He entered the palace early, first went to meet the emperor, went to the early court, and after the early court retreated, he went to Dongtai for roll call and met officials of all sizes. .

After finishing these routine things, Wang Ping went to Ganlu Hall and talked about going to Ganye Temple to visit concubines and nuns.

When Li Zhi heard this, a look of unbearable expression appeared on his face, and said: "Although those concubines have no children, they are palace servants who have served the father and emperor after all. They should be raised in the palace according to my wishes. The village is so big, so there is no place to put them. But my uncle said that my father said before that they would become monks, so I can only let them become nuns!"

Wang Pingan nodded and said: "The emperor is sorry for them, and I know it, so I thought, why not visit them for the emperor, care about them, I guess they are not having a good time in Ganye Temple at this time, maybe they are not used to it. At this time, the emperor should express his concern, if it is not suitable for you to go, it will be nothing if the minister goes, and you can earn a good name for the emperor, so that the people will say that you are nostalgic!"

Li Zhi hummed, and said: "Yes, it's appropriate for you to go, take good care of them for me." Blinking his eyes, he thought in his heart: "It's not appropriate for me to care about my father's former concubines, But Wubing cares about it, and there's something about that... Forget it, I've become a nun, so let Wubing take care of it, it's no big deal!"

(End of this chapter)