Three Kingdoms New Emperor

Chapter 300 The slut is hypocritical
Seeing Xu You, who had an awl-faced face and a speculative businessman's temperament even in formal clothes, entered the hall, all the scholar-bureaucrats present showed a trace of disdain on their faces.

Although Liu Xie mainly engaged in business in the Guanzhong area, the commercial tax also contributed one-third of Chang'an's annual revenue.But hundreds of years of ideas and the teachings of sages cannot be changed overnight. The scholar-bureaucrats of the Manchu Dynasty still have a kind of dislike for businessmen.

What's more, businessmen are also divided into three, six, and nine classes.There are wealthy businessmen who spend a lot of money, Confucian businessmen who do not touch the spirit of philistines, and elegant businessmen who operate with integrity.But a guy like Xu You, who is not a businessman at all but exudes a smell of copper all the time, makes people feel uncomfortable when he shows up.

At the same time, all the ministers also doubted why Yuan Shao sent this guy to Chang'an.Although Xu You's qualifications are old, he is also Yuan Shao's core staff.But he is neither a man of high reputation, nor does he have any power under Yuan Shao's tent. He is just one of the strategists in the general's shogunate, and his status is far ahead of Shenpei, Tian Feng, Jushou, Fengji and others. Under the circumstances, it is only barely comparable to Guo Tu.

Taking a step back, even Guo Tu Guo Gongze is a handsome man, and he even has a successful story of lobbying Han Fu to transfer Jizhou.From this point of view, it would be more suitable for Yuan Shao to send anyone to Chang'an than this Xu You.

Of course, Liu Xie knew the reason why Xu You was the most suitable candidate for Chang'an.How about an old saying?Once born, twice acquainted, as a person who personally participated in the assassination of the imperial court consecrating the altar to sacrifice to heaven, and seems to have escaped unscathed, if Xu You can't come, who else can come?
With Xu You's arrival, the atmosphere in the hall gradually became gloomy.The ministers present are not all fools, they may play some tricks with the young emperor in the right place in terms of ideals and etiquette, but in terms of general policy and strategy, they have already acquiesced to submit to Liu Xie.

What's more, Yuan Shao's performance over the years has really displeased these people.In addition, this annoying Xu You was sent, so Sikong Chunyujia was the first to ask: "The messenger has a name, why are you here?"

Ninety percent of the people present here knew Xu You's name, and Chunyu Jia knew the reason and asked, making it clear that he wanted to embarrass Xu You.Fortunately, Xu You was never someone who cared about these things. He glanced around at the crowd, finally stopped on Liu Xie, and said, "General Cheqi has a statement of self-indictment. Please listen to your loyal minister's self-defense."

Liu Xie nodded, this attitude is not arrogant, even humble.As a result, the faces of all the ministers in the hall softened, and they all held their breaths to hear what Yuan Shao wanted to say to the current emperor.

Xu You glanced at the crowd again, and seeing that he had initially grasped the initiative, he unfolded the letter with a bang, and read aloud: "I will take advantage of Dong Zhuo's vain, and the plan is wrong. I will follow my father and brother, and be a big position, so I am not afraid of disasters for the whole family. Gou Wei Ning Guo's righteousness, so he broke the knot and ran away to create a plan outside the river. At that time, Zhuo Fang was greedy for foreign aid to please heroes, so he ministered to Bohai and applied for the military title. If you make Gou want to slip through the mud and make waves, and steal glory for profit, then you can enjoy the position of stealing salary when you enter, and you will have no trouble with your family when you retreat."

"However, the ministers are foolish, and they have no ambition to win, so they attract heroes, raise millions of teachers, drink horses and Mengjin, and drink blood from the Zhanghe River. The former Jizhou Mu Han Fuhuai is planning a conspiracy. He wants to monopolize power and cut off his army. , so that the slippery captives will be poisoned, harming a family, high and low, big and small, and killed on the same day. The love of birds and beasts, I still know how to cry. Therefore, the ministers forget their sorrow, and those who have no hidden appearance, sincerely use the festival of loyalty and filial piety, the Tao Not at both sides, caring for selfishness, can't do all the work. This is also the second experience of a foolish minister destroying his family and favoring the country..."

This self-indictment is really written with brilliant literary talent, almost every sentence is four characters, and the ministers in the hall are fascinated by it.But in Liu Xie's ears, this kind of thing was like Tang Monk chanting a curse to his grandson, which made Liu Xie's brain still ache. Give a translation.

Yuan Shao probably meant to say: "Brother, I love you! Do you remember that when that bastard Dong Zhuo troubled you, in order to save you, I resolutely abandoned Luoyang's daughter-in-law, concubine, and rich and noble family?" , ran out and asked someone to cut him. Do you think how much my buddy has paid for you?"

"It was hard to call more than a dozen brothers, but that bastard Han Fu stabbed a knife in the back. For you, brother, I once again cruelly killed this buddy who played with me since childhood. If you think about it, you will know me How sincere is my love for you, how unswerving it is! Let me tell you, the relationship between us is true love, and you and Fushou are just for the sake of reproduction..."

Liu Xie was translating silently in his heart, the more he translated, the greener his face became, and finally he couldn't help but shudder: This self-indictment letter, where is it that a feudal official expressed his loyalty to an emperor? A short message sent by a young girl who saw that the groom was married, but the bride was not her.The grievances and grievances in the sound of blood and tears made people feel distressed, and made Liu Xie suddenly feel as if he had betrayed a good friend ruthlessly...

Fortunately, in the last paragraph of the self-indictment, Liu Xie finally read Yuan Shaotu's true intentions.

"Brother, you got married today and married a wife, but you know how painful it is for me who is far away in Jizhou! However, since we have broken up, we have to explain something clearly."

"Well, it's like this... I bought a real estate in Jizhou in your name. My name is written on it. You are not allowed to ask me for it. Also, the LV bag you gave me, I I won’t pay you back either, just treat it as the youth loss fee you gave me. In the end, I also found a good real estate in Yuzhou, and I have asked my agent Guo Gong to accept it. Don't make trouble for my old lady, I'm not easy to mess with my old lady!"

After reading this self-indictment, the faces of all the ministers in the hall can be regarded as extremely exciting.At the beginning, they admired Yuan Shao's literary talents, and were even moved by Yuan Shao's bravery and determination in "breaking the family and serving the country".But in the end, these admiration and touch not only stopped abruptly, but were gradually covered by indignation and excitement.For example, Grandpa Ma Rixun, the Taiwei, was so angry that his gray beard started to tremble, and the crutch in his hand wished he could knock Xu You's forehead with it.

Chunyu Jia who was on the side was also very angry, looking at Xu You's expressionless awl face, he felt more and more disgusting, and cried out in pain: "Ni Chen, Ni Chen! I don't understand, what is your Yuan Shao? Not a courtier of the Han Dynasty, but he has received the favor of several generations of the Han Dynasty since his ancestors? How come he has become a white-eyed wolf?"

When it came to the emotional part, Chunyujia even burst into tears: "Yuan Benchu's fourth generation and five princes are rich and powerful, how can the court feel sorry for him? Now he is not satisfied with the dominance of Jizhou, and he turned against the hostess and forced the Han Dynasty to drive him... You Tell this old man, what exactly does Yuan Benchu ​​want to do?!"

The tears of old people are often more effective than the tears of beautiful women.Chunyujia's sad accusation immediately aroused the anger of the whole room.The civil servants jumped out one by one, mouths like sharp swords, and the upright warriors knelt down on the ground, begging for orders in unison: "Your Majesty, the general is willing to lead an army to break through Jizhou, and don't drag Yuan Shao, the traitor, to Chang'an and hand it over to Your Majesty." Deal with it, the general is willing to die on the battlefield!"

At this point, the wedding banquet immediately turned into a crusade banquet and a petition banquet. Facing the expressions of all the ministers wishing to eat their own expressions, Xu You said that it was impossible not to be afraid.But the strange thing is that he was not much moved when these Hanchens insulted his lord so much.Even, a pair of eyeballs turned around from time to time, and after taking in all the words and deeds of these people, they finally fixed on the emperor who had not said a word.

At this time, the noise in the hall suddenly stopped.After everyone was furious, they realized that the 14-year-old boy was the one who could finally define Yuan Shao.But what made them a little puzzled was that Liu Xie didn't show any expression, no matter whether he read Xu You's fierce words or the provocations in the lawsuit.Not even the slightest quiver in his brows and wrinkles.

He just cast his eyes on Xu You, so the center of the whole hall suddenly became him.

Xu You also felt the coercion of the emperor, and trembled slightly, but still held his head proudly.

Liu Xie stood up slowly again. At this moment, everyone felt that Liu Xie seemed to have turned into a young tiger walking through the forest, exuding the domineering aura of the king of beasts all over his body.This kind of aura is not innate, it is the result of countless battles, and it is the practice of controlling the heroes and pointing the country.On weekdays, you can't feel it with your relatives and ministers, but once you face the enemy, this momentum will gushes out.

At this moment, the ministers of the whole court were shocked and applauded.Because, they saw that when Liu Xie walked in front of Xu You, he suddenly slapped Xu You's lawsuit under his feet, and said a very classic reply with a grinning smile: "Bitch, you are hypocritical! Go back!" Tell Yuan Shao that if you eat my food, you'd better spit it out quickly, and if you take my food, give it back to me!"

(End of this chapter)