Three Kingdoms New Emperor

Chapter 363 Stupid and Stupider
In the night, more than [-] large white candles have been lit in the Wen County Government Office in Hanoi, illuminating the entire main hall as if it were daytime.A dazzling array of wine, food and pastries were placed on the table like flowing water, and silk and bamboo music sounded melodiously from the side hall, it was a peaceful and wonderful night of banquet.

However, except for the young boy on the front seat, everyone below him looked indifferent or even disgusted.Even Zhang Yang, who was the host, had no intention of drinking and eating. Dong Zhao looked around helplessly, and felt that the banquet was really nondescript.

If it was a feast for the emperor and ministers, the young man seemed to be enjoying himself, tasting the cakes like no one else was around, and then commented that the food and wine on the table was far worse than the fried dishes in the palace.But the problem lies precisely here. You must know that the emperor should be a prisoner at this time, but he has no awareness at all, which is really dumbfounding.

But if it was Zhang Yang who apologized to the loyal ministers of the Han Dynasty, Sima Fang and Sima Lang on the other side looked sad and mournful, and the world was about to perish, which really made people lose their appetite.

As a result, those who should have had a good drink bowed their heads in silence, and those who should have hung their heads in silence were either even more silent or over-excited.Even Dong Zhao, who always considered himself resourceful and resourceful, was a little puzzled by such a scene.

However, as the person who should adjust the atmosphere of this banquet most, Dong Zhao still clapped his hands helplessly—he planned, no matter what, at least to make the atmosphere of the banquet a little bit more cheerful, and to pave the way for the future to be possible. The conversation will not be so blunt, rattling.

Following Dong Zhao's clapping, the chiming music in the side hall suddenly changed, and twenty graceful women flashed out from behind the screen in the lobby.Dressed in neon clothes, with heavy makeup and long sleeves fluttering, they came to the hall and danced lightly.

All the people here are men, even Liu Xie, who is in the right position, is not weak, but he is still married.As a result, the music was cheerful and the dancing steps were whirling. Dong Zhao found that the atmosphere in the hall really started to heat up slightly.Although Sima Fang was still sitting upright, at least Sima Lang, a young man with a weak crown, had relaxed a bit.

However, the heat seems to be a little bit worse.

Dong Zhao quietly saw everything in the banquet, but he was not in a hurry.Because, for tonight's banquet, he specially prepared the main event.

Sure enough, the tune in the side hall suddenly changed again, becoming more and more cheerful.In the next instant, the eyes of everyone present lit up.At some point, they saw a gorgeous woman standing in the center of the hall.

It was a bright and beautiful girl, her smile was like a spring flower blooming, her hair was combed in a double bun, she was wearing a round-neck long-sleeved dance gown, and a green-knee skirt, revealing her smooth and delicate waist that was not full of grip, her double Red silk embroidered shoes on the feet, a little yellow makeup on the face, thick eyebrows, star-like eyes, she is really beautiful.

In front of her, a piece of white silk was spread on the ground, with seven red lacquer plates placed on it.Suddenly the rings jingle, and everyone feels a few strands of incense floating into their noses, and the fragrance is a little drunk.When she raised her head again, the woman stood on the silk, her feet were separated, her right foot stepped on a shallow plate, her body leaned back, and she was in a dancing posture.

The music of the musicians behind the bead curtain changed again, and she jumped up with the music, shuttled between the seven plates, high and light, and her red shoes skillfully stepped on the edge of the plate, knocking against the ground from time to time, making crisp sounds.

This is a seven-pan dance that was popular in the time of Emperor Xuan. It was very popular among the people, and dancers from all over the world can do it, but not many dancers are good at it.This kind of dance pays attention to tapping the ground with the pedals to produce a bright and crisp sound, which matches the drumbeat.At this time, this woman can be regarded as one of the best. While trampled on, she doesn't forget that her long sleeves are waving like flowing clouds, flowing non-stop, as if a fairy descended to the earth, beautiful and beautiful.

The men present, who had long since given up drinking, let out exclamations from time to time, and even Sima Lang, who had been deeply influenced by the scriptures, couldn't help but use the cover of drinking to look at the girl a few more times.

Finally, when the woman took off her embroidered shoes, stood on the white silk that was less than a foot in radius, and spun rapidly, the varied dynamics of the dance and the difficult skills of jumping, jumping and spinning made the eyes of everyone present intoxicated. Her waist seems to have magic power and her feet are as small as a lotus.

This is no longer the Qipan dance, but the Hu Xuan dance of the Northland. Compared with the solemn and graceful dance of the Han family, this dance is more enthusiastic and unrestrained, and at the same time, it is easier to arouse a certain desire in a man's heart.Or, to put it plainly, this is the sex dance of this era.

So, when Dong Zhao felt his heart itch, he knew that the time was finally ripe.

However, just as he raised his bottle and was about to start, he found that the fire seemed to have been overheated at this time.Zhang Yang, who was clumsy and worried, had been pouring and drinking by himself.At this point in the dance, he was already a little half-drunk. Taking advantage of the alcohol, he staggered to the dancer's side, and stretched out his hand to pull the dancer's long sleeves.

The girl was disturbed, and suddenly let out an exclamation, her footing was unstable, and she was about to fall to the ground.But at this moment, one person was like a flying bird, shuttled among the girls, and easily grabbed the dancer with his arms.Along with him, men's sleeves and robes fluttered, women's clothes fluttered, and the eyebrows were expressive, it was already a romantic story.

"Emperor Dog, actually robbed Lao Tzu of a woman in Lao Tzu's territory?!" Zhang Yang was humiliated by Liu Xie's act of saving the beauty, and immediately revealed his usual rough and arrogant temperament, and he stepped forward and punched him.

Dong Zhao was already terrified and inexplicable at this time, and hurried forward to stop it, but there was no time.At the moment when he exclaimed in surprise, he suddenly saw that Liu Xie, the seemingly floating emperor, suddenly had sharp eyes like a falcon, wrapped a fist with his left hand, and after blocking Zhang Yang's blow, his palm suddenly loosened and spit out like a sword. Hit after the move.Then, seemingly unintentionally and seemingly unintentionally, the dancer lightly blocked Zhang Yang's retreat with her right foot.

Then, with a loud crash, Zhang Yang's huge body suddenly fell on his back, and the corner of the table lay on the back of his head.Dong Zhao's heart had already been lifted into his throat, but it seemed to be pulled out of his throat at this moment, and he was terrified.In the midst of this huge panic, he suddenly saw a cold light flash in the eyes of the emperor, and suddenly stepped forward and kicked Zhang Yang's waist and abdomen heavily.This kick seemed to be more angry, but mysteriously saved Zhang Yang's life.

At this moment, what happened was so fast that Dong Zhao couldn't tell whether everything was intentional or a coincidence.But right now he didn't have time to think about it, because the emperor had already embraced the dancer, stepped on Zhang Yang's chest, and asked coldly, "Zhang Yang, are you really impatient?!"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Dong Zhao finally rushed forward, and in a bewilderment, he knelt down to Liu Xie and begged for mercy: "General Zhang lost his composure for a while and angered His Majesty, Wanwang Your Majesty will open..." At this point, Dong Zhao was a little After realizing it, this is not the front hall of Weiyang Palace, but the county government office of Hanoi County.But the words have come to this point, he can only turn around and say: "His Majesty Wanwang Haihan."

A "Hai Han" and a "blessing", the context is very different.

The movement in the hall immediately alarmed the guards outside.Because of Liu Xie's toughness before, his five-featured cavalry were not confiscated, and this time they rushed in together with Zhang Yang's guards.Immediately, those dancers turned pale with fright and ran away in all directions, and the whole hall immediately became a mess.

But to everyone's surprise, Zhang Yang, who was trampled by Liu Xie, seemed to be stupefied at this moment.When the guards of the self-army were confronting each other with five-featured elite riders holding swords, instead of killing in anger, they gave Liu Xie an angry look, picked up the jug on the ground and poured himself a few sips, and then strode forward Leaving the hall, he left a sentence before leaving: "In Hanoi, Mr. Dong is in charge. Mr. Dong's words are my Zhang's words."

A confidant guard didn't understand what he meant, and stepped forward to save Zhang Yang's face, but Zhang Yang pulled him back, gave the guard two slaps, and shouted: "Don't you think I didn't die fast enough? Give it to me!" Get out!"

At this moment, Dong Zhao, who was frowning tightly, was also extremely embarrassed. He looked at Liu Xie and said without any thought: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty... I don't know if this banquet is still in the eyes of Your Majesty?"

"Well, yes, it's much better than Chang'an." Liu Xie's reaction was also very strange, as if the conflict just now hadn't happened at all. After waving his hand to make his five senses retreat, he suddenly thought of a sentence and said with a grin: "Happy here, He Sihan? Haha... well, the idiot is finally gone, we can talk about business..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Xie skillfully patted the dancer's upturned round buttocks, which attracted the dancer's cheeks to appear shy and charming.Unexpectedly, this move alarmed Sima Fang, who had never said anything, to suddenly complain: "What kind of decent is this?! It's not to mention the way to be jealous of the courtiers and insult the emperor and ministers. Your Majesty's behavior is so impolite, do you want to repeat it?" Can the two emperors Duohuan and Ling make the same mistakes?!"

Liu Xie turned back lightly, looked at the upright Sima Fang, and sighed leisurely: It seems that there is another stupid guy who has not left...

(End of this chapter)