Three Kingdoms New Emperor
Chapter 579 Failed Plagiarism
Chapter 579 Failed Plagiarism
The battle between the Kanxi Han Dynasty and Han Sui ended when Yan Xing pushed Han Sui back to Jincheng with a wheelbarrow.The soldiers of the Han Dynasty finally rushed back to their hometown in Guanzhong on the eve of the first snowfall in Guanzhong.The soldiers who returned in triumph naturally caused a commotion in Chang'an City.
Today's Chang'an people have gradually become accustomed to this kind of victory with a little regret.Only some stunned youths on the street are still clamoring that the matter of Ban Dingyuan is still in sight, and the Han army stepped on Helan Mountain to revive the emperor's prestige.
However, this kind of words did not resonate much in the streets and alleys. Often when these scholars go home drunk and talk nonsense, they will be slapped in the face by the old man at home: "You still want to ride Helan Mountain, take back Lost land? Do you understand the truth that governing a big country is like cooking a small fish? Your Majesty knows how to rest and recuperate. Are you wiser than Your Majesty?"
In the midst of this huge victory mixed with a little farce, the second year of Xingping came to an end.In the Han Dynasty, winter was never a good time.However, there are two big victories and a rich granary, allowing the common people to have a leisurely drink at home and live a prosperous and festive year, which is better than anything else.
The New Year in the palace is naturally more grand than in the folk. Countless red satins are tied to the tree, as if an old tree blooms with new flowers overnight.Under the contrast of the white snow, the whole Weiyang Palace is pure white, but the gorgeous red fire virtue is burning, which makes Liu Xie feel misty just by taking a look at it.
Thinking about this year in history, he, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, should have fled to Luoyang like a dog in panic, and then lived a miserable New Year in Anyi.Even at the New Year's Eve dinner that year, he might not even be able to eat a bite of meat, so he hurriedly sacrificed to heaven and earth on the boundary of Anyi on the first day of the new year, and changed the name of the first year to Jian'an.
The year name was very particular in the feudal era, and each one truly reflected the deepest desire of the monarch at that time.This thing is not only a lip service, but also an advertisement. A few simple and specific words can immediately let the subjects of the whole world understand the national policy and public sentiment at that time.And the ancients believed in this very much, and the year name was like a person's name, thinking that it would seriously affect the fate of an era and an emperor.
For example, when Liu Xie was a cheap old man, he was still called "Guanghe". At that time, the fatuous Han Lingdi thought he was the sun, bringing light and peace to the people; but the Yellow Turban Uprising completely shattered his self-deceiving illusions. At the end of [-], when the Yellow Turban Uprising had just been suppressed, Liu Hong quickly changed his reign name to 'Zhongping'.
This year name is to tell the world that he, Liu Hong, is going to rejuvenate the Han Dynasty in peace. As a result, during those six years, due to internal and external troubles, Liu Hong did not rejuvenate at all, but left an unresolved throne, which finally benefited Dong Zhuo. Enter Luoyang.
After Liu Xie came to power, the first reign name he used was "Chu Ping", which clearly showed signs of coercion by Dong Zhuo, because Dong Zhuo believed that he controlled the court and the world would initially be pacified.After killing Dong Zhuo, the Han Dynasty changed its name to 'Xingping' for the second time.This is basically the same meaning as Liu Hong's "Zhongping", which means Zhongxing Han Dynasty.
Looking at the reign titles in the last few years of the Han Dynasty, the word "ping" appeared most frequently, so we know how precious peace is in troubled times.
In history, after returning to Luoyang from the east, one can imagine that when Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was offering sacrifices to heaven and earth, how much he longed for the favor of heaven, so that he could "build Luoyang safely".Perhaps, at that moment, the elders of the Han Dynasty could clearly see the panic on the face of the young emperor. He prayed for safety even when building a place.
The Han Dynasty at that time was really crumbling, but God still did not show any mercy to Emperor Xian of Han. When Cao Cao broke into Luoyang and welcomed Emperor Xian of Han into Xu County, although the reign title of "Jian'an" was still there, it was gone. It doesn't live up to its name.
However, the current Liu Xie can sit in the warm Xuanshi Hall, eat hot pot and sing.Compared with the Han Xiandi in history, I don’t know how many times better, and the Han Xiandi in history couldn’t believe it. At this time, Liu Xie even invited "three companions": to eat, drink, and chat with him.
Moreover, these four are all first-class beauties.Needless to say, Diao Chan's graceful appearance is needless to say, Fu Shou is graceful and dignified, needless to say, Lu Lingqi is heroic, let alone Cai Yan, who is full of poetic and literary spirit...
So what else is there to say?
Liu Xie held up the bottle in one hand, and began to plagiarize in an extremely brazen manner: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. If you don't see it, Gao Tang's mirror is sad and white, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow. Life is proud Be happy, don't make the golden cup empty to the moon..."
I have to say that the format of poetry did appear at the end of the Han Dynasty. The famous "Nineteen Ancient Poems" profoundly reproduces the disillusionment and sinking that the literati pursued during the period of great social and ideological changes at the end of the Han Dynasty. Awakening and pain are both restrained and unwilling to be reflected in the verses, which are rare pearls among the treasures of Chinese literature.
However, the language of the poems at this time is still simple and natural, and the common ones are all five characters.But there is a saying that music has no national boundaries, and good poems can also transcend time and space.When Liu Xie finished singing "Will Enter the Wine" by the poet Li Bai with a self-satisfied appearance, he saw three beautiful but shocked faces.
At that moment, Liu Xie didn't even pay attention to why the last face was thinking hard.He only felt that his vanity as a man was greatly satisfied, and all the cells in his body were filled with pleasure.
Empress Fushou of the Han Dynasty was the first to react from the shock, and said: "My husband, this poem is informal, wild and angry. It really has the air of an emperor. My concubine congratulates your majesty."
If you get a good sentence through the ages, you should drink to celebrate.After Fushou, Diao Chan woke up again, and lamented leisurely: "Your Majesty's whole poem is attributed to the eternal sorrow, and in response to the beginning of the chapter, it is like a big river rushing, criss-crossing, there is sorrow but no sorrow, the weather is extraordinary, and it is really a broad mind."
After saying this, Diao Chan naturally raised the wine bottle.At the same time, Liu Xie couldn't help seeing her "broad mind".
Then came Lu Lingqi, who seemed a little confused, but still raised her wine bottle and said to Liu Xie, "Although I don't know what you're singing about, it's just like a man on the battlefield, come on, do it!"
Liu Xie was so happy that he could put an egg in his mouth, of course he knew that it was really tasteless to fool these beauties with the pinnacle of Shixian, and he didn't have half a son of heaven.But the problem is, he is not an emperor in the first place!He is just an ordinary person, even if he plagiarizes shamelessly, but in this era without patents, what's wrong with using it to make the beauties who admire him smile freely and drink a bottle freely?
What's more, if these beauties are overwhelmed with alcohol and lie drunk in the Xuanshi Palace, what happens next...
Unfortunately, any perfect plot has flaws, let alone a poor rip-off.Just as Liu Xie was looking forward to the first day of the third year of Xingping and his happiness at the age of 16, Cai Yan, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said: "Your Majesty, 'Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to eat it. I think it's inappropriate to drink three hundred cups at a time. Farming cattle have worked hard all their lives, and they will not die well in the end. Instead, they will be skinned and cramped, and their flesh and bones will be eaten. This kind of behavior makes a gentleman despise him."
"Although your Majesty has governed Guanzhong for several years and has seen a revival for the first time, you should not advocate such extravagant and menglang behaviors. You must know that what you have done is effective. Many of your Majesty's actions have been imitated. Even though most of them are beneficial to people's livelihood, they should not collapse in an ant's nest. "
Liu Xie silently listened to Cai Yan's teaching, but still did not give up: "Zhao Ji, don't you think that this poem of mine is so majestic and powerful, it is enough to shock the world and make ghosts cry?"
But who knows, Cai Yan just raised his head, and said the words that made Liu Xie sit on the ground: "What is the grandeur of the plagiarism?"
"Zhen, where did I plagiarize, Zhao Ji, you have to say this clearly, otherwise I will sue you for slander! No, you are committing a serious crime of deceiving the emperor!" Liu Xie yelled sternly, but he clearly remembered that he had already Changed "Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng" to "Queen Fu, Zhong Jiaqing", and even he felt that this added a beautiful softness to this poem, and made the whole poem more emotional...
But Cai Yan was unmoved, and said with a little contempt: "Your Majesty, this poem as a whole is sad but strong, sad but not hurt, extremely indignant yet extremely bold, obviously it was written by men when they were drinking together. Women are nothing more than men's vassals, if they don't have a bosom friend by their side, how can they express such feelings?"
"Shou'er is my confidante, my family and country are one, I am grateful for this, what's wrong?"
"Tough mouth." Diao Chan smiled secretly, but exposed Liu Xie's lies with one word.
"Even if Your Majesty can justify this point, then what is the allusion of the phrase 'When King Chen used to have a feast of banquets, he fought wine for a long time'?"
"Chen Wang, isn't it just..." Liu Xie was half sober as he spoke, and slapped himself suddenly: Chen Wang is indeed a person of this era, and he is very famous. He is Cao Cao's very talented son Cao Zhi.However, he is only four years old this year, and it will be a long time before he will become King Chen Si and set up a banquet.
"It turns out that you are plagiarizing, do it!" Lu Lingqi gave Liu Xie a blank look, this time the 'doing' was different from last time.Last time it was a flat voice, this time it's a lower voice...
So, this very good hot pot feast with forks came to an anticlimactic end.However, Liu Xie is thankful that his authentic daughter-in-law did not leave with those three.
However, before Liu Xie sighed that "a daughter-in-law is better than a genuine one", he suddenly turned his head and saw the stern sorrow on Fushou's face: "Your Majesty, this concubine needs to talk to His Majesty..."
Liu Xie wailed in his heart: When a woman is serious, nothing good happens.In the previous life, the complete sentence in this situation was usually "Husband, I have something to talk to you, let's get a divorce..."
(End of this chapter)
The battle between the Kanxi Han Dynasty and Han Sui ended when Yan Xing pushed Han Sui back to Jincheng with a wheelbarrow.The soldiers of the Han Dynasty finally rushed back to their hometown in Guanzhong on the eve of the first snowfall in Guanzhong.The soldiers who returned in triumph naturally caused a commotion in Chang'an City.
Today's Chang'an people have gradually become accustomed to this kind of victory with a little regret.Only some stunned youths on the street are still clamoring that the matter of Ban Dingyuan is still in sight, and the Han army stepped on Helan Mountain to revive the emperor's prestige.
However, this kind of words did not resonate much in the streets and alleys. Often when these scholars go home drunk and talk nonsense, they will be slapped in the face by the old man at home: "You still want to ride Helan Mountain, take back Lost land? Do you understand the truth that governing a big country is like cooking a small fish? Your Majesty knows how to rest and recuperate. Are you wiser than Your Majesty?"
In the midst of this huge victory mixed with a little farce, the second year of Xingping came to an end.In the Han Dynasty, winter was never a good time.However, there are two big victories and a rich granary, allowing the common people to have a leisurely drink at home and live a prosperous and festive year, which is better than anything else.
The New Year in the palace is naturally more grand than in the folk. Countless red satins are tied to the tree, as if an old tree blooms with new flowers overnight.Under the contrast of the white snow, the whole Weiyang Palace is pure white, but the gorgeous red fire virtue is burning, which makes Liu Xie feel misty just by taking a look at it.
Thinking about this year in history, he, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, should have fled to Luoyang like a dog in panic, and then lived a miserable New Year in Anyi.Even at the New Year's Eve dinner that year, he might not even be able to eat a bite of meat, so he hurriedly sacrificed to heaven and earth on the boundary of Anyi on the first day of the new year, and changed the name of the first year to Jian'an.
The year name was very particular in the feudal era, and each one truly reflected the deepest desire of the monarch at that time.This thing is not only a lip service, but also an advertisement. A few simple and specific words can immediately let the subjects of the whole world understand the national policy and public sentiment at that time.And the ancients believed in this very much, and the year name was like a person's name, thinking that it would seriously affect the fate of an era and an emperor.
For example, when Liu Xie was a cheap old man, he was still called "Guanghe". At that time, the fatuous Han Lingdi thought he was the sun, bringing light and peace to the people; but the Yellow Turban Uprising completely shattered his self-deceiving illusions. At the end of [-], when the Yellow Turban Uprising had just been suppressed, Liu Hong quickly changed his reign name to 'Zhongping'.
This year name is to tell the world that he, Liu Hong, is going to rejuvenate the Han Dynasty in peace. As a result, during those six years, due to internal and external troubles, Liu Hong did not rejuvenate at all, but left an unresolved throne, which finally benefited Dong Zhuo. Enter Luoyang.
After Liu Xie came to power, the first reign name he used was "Chu Ping", which clearly showed signs of coercion by Dong Zhuo, because Dong Zhuo believed that he controlled the court and the world would initially be pacified.After killing Dong Zhuo, the Han Dynasty changed its name to 'Xingping' for the second time.This is basically the same meaning as Liu Hong's "Zhongping", which means Zhongxing Han Dynasty.
Looking at the reign titles in the last few years of the Han Dynasty, the word "ping" appeared most frequently, so we know how precious peace is in troubled times.
In history, after returning to Luoyang from the east, one can imagine that when Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was offering sacrifices to heaven and earth, how much he longed for the favor of heaven, so that he could "build Luoyang safely".Perhaps, at that moment, the elders of the Han Dynasty could clearly see the panic on the face of the young emperor. He prayed for safety even when building a place.
The Han Dynasty at that time was really crumbling, but God still did not show any mercy to Emperor Xian of Han. When Cao Cao broke into Luoyang and welcomed Emperor Xian of Han into Xu County, although the reign title of "Jian'an" was still there, it was gone. It doesn't live up to its name.
However, the current Liu Xie can sit in the warm Xuanshi Hall, eat hot pot and sing.Compared with the Han Xiandi in history, I don’t know how many times better, and the Han Xiandi in history couldn’t believe it. At this time, Liu Xie even invited "three companions": to eat, drink, and chat with him.
Moreover, these four are all first-class beauties.Needless to say, Diao Chan's graceful appearance is needless to say, Fu Shou is graceful and dignified, needless to say, Lu Lingqi is heroic, let alone Cai Yan, who is full of poetic and literary spirit...
So what else is there to say?
Liu Xie held up the bottle in one hand, and began to plagiarize in an extremely brazen manner: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. If you don't see it, Gao Tang's mirror is sad and white, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow. Life is proud Be happy, don't make the golden cup empty to the moon..."
I have to say that the format of poetry did appear at the end of the Han Dynasty. The famous "Nineteen Ancient Poems" profoundly reproduces the disillusionment and sinking that the literati pursued during the period of great social and ideological changes at the end of the Han Dynasty. Awakening and pain are both restrained and unwilling to be reflected in the verses, which are rare pearls among the treasures of Chinese literature.
However, the language of the poems at this time is still simple and natural, and the common ones are all five characters.But there is a saying that music has no national boundaries, and good poems can also transcend time and space.When Liu Xie finished singing "Will Enter the Wine" by the poet Li Bai with a self-satisfied appearance, he saw three beautiful but shocked faces.
At that moment, Liu Xie didn't even pay attention to why the last face was thinking hard.He only felt that his vanity as a man was greatly satisfied, and all the cells in his body were filled with pleasure.
Empress Fushou of the Han Dynasty was the first to react from the shock, and said: "My husband, this poem is informal, wild and angry. It really has the air of an emperor. My concubine congratulates your majesty."
If you get a good sentence through the ages, you should drink to celebrate.After Fushou, Diao Chan woke up again, and lamented leisurely: "Your Majesty's whole poem is attributed to the eternal sorrow, and in response to the beginning of the chapter, it is like a big river rushing, criss-crossing, there is sorrow but no sorrow, the weather is extraordinary, and it is really a broad mind."
After saying this, Diao Chan naturally raised the wine bottle.At the same time, Liu Xie couldn't help seeing her "broad mind".
Then came Lu Lingqi, who seemed a little confused, but still raised her wine bottle and said to Liu Xie, "Although I don't know what you're singing about, it's just like a man on the battlefield, come on, do it!"
Liu Xie was so happy that he could put an egg in his mouth, of course he knew that it was really tasteless to fool these beauties with the pinnacle of Shixian, and he didn't have half a son of heaven.But the problem is, he is not an emperor in the first place!He is just an ordinary person, even if he plagiarizes shamelessly, but in this era without patents, what's wrong with using it to make the beauties who admire him smile freely and drink a bottle freely?
What's more, if these beauties are overwhelmed with alcohol and lie drunk in the Xuanshi Palace, what happens next...
Unfortunately, any perfect plot has flaws, let alone a poor rip-off.Just as Liu Xie was looking forward to the first day of the third year of Xingping and his happiness at the age of 16, Cai Yan, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said: "Your Majesty, 'Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to eat it. I think it's inappropriate to drink three hundred cups at a time. Farming cattle have worked hard all their lives, and they will not die well in the end. Instead, they will be skinned and cramped, and their flesh and bones will be eaten. This kind of behavior makes a gentleman despise him."
"Although your Majesty has governed Guanzhong for several years and has seen a revival for the first time, you should not advocate such extravagant and menglang behaviors. You must know that what you have done is effective. Many of your Majesty's actions have been imitated. Even though most of them are beneficial to people's livelihood, they should not collapse in an ant's nest. "
Liu Xie silently listened to Cai Yan's teaching, but still did not give up: "Zhao Ji, don't you think that this poem of mine is so majestic and powerful, it is enough to shock the world and make ghosts cry?"
But who knows, Cai Yan just raised his head, and said the words that made Liu Xie sit on the ground: "What is the grandeur of the plagiarism?"
"Zhen, where did I plagiarize, Zhao Ji, you have to say this clearly, otherwise I will sue you for slander! No, you are committing a serious crime of deceiving the emperor!" Liu Xie yelled sternly, but he clearly remembered that he had already Changed "Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng" to "Queen Fu, Zhong Jiaqing", and even he felt that this added a beautiful softness to this poem, and made the whole poem more emotional...
But Cai Yan was unmoved, and said with a little contempt: "Your Majesty, this poem as a whole is sad but strong, sad but not hurt, extremely indignant yet extremely bold, obviously it was written by men when they were drinking together. Women are nothing more than men's vassals, if they don't have a bosom friend by their side, how can they express such feelings?"
"Shou'er is my confidante, my family and country are one, I am grateful for this, what's wrong?"
"Tough mouth." Diao Chan smiled secretly, but exposed Liu Xie's lies with one word.
"Even if Your Majesty can justify this point, then what is the allusion of the phrase 'When King Chen used to have a feast of banquets, he fought wine for a long time'?"
"Chen Wang, isn't it just..." Liu Xie was half sober as he spoke, and slapped himself suddenly: Chen Wang is indeed a person of this era, and he is very famous. He is Cao Cao's very talented son Cao Zhi.However, he is only four years old this year, and it will be a long time before he will become King Chen Si and set up a banquet.
"It turns out that you are plagiarizing, do it!" Lu Lingqi gave Liu Xie a blank look, this time the 'doing' was different from last time.Last time it was a flat voice, this time it's a lower voice...
So, this very good hot pot feast with forks came to an anticlimactic end.However, Liu Xie is thankful that his authentic daughter-in-law did not leave with those three.
However, before Liu Xie sighed that "a daughter-in-law is better than a genuine one", he suddenly turned his head and saw the stern sorrow on Fushou's face: "Your Majesty, this concubine needs to talk to His Majesty..."
Liu Xie wailed in his heart: When a woman is serious, nothing good happens.In the previous life, the complete sentence in this situation was usually "Husband, I have something to talk to you, let's get a divorce..."
(End of this chapter)
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