The emperor's sweet wife

Chapter 127 Hahahaha——

Chapter 145 Hahahaha——

Ling Wei laughed while eating, almost twitching from laughing.

Ye Ting stared at her with a frosty face, and with murderous eyes, he scanned the crew members standing in a row with their heads bowed one by one.

The little crew member stood at the front with an aggrieved face.

Ye Ting asked him coldly, "How old are you?"

"Ah?" The little crew member was taken aback for a moment, raised his head aggrieved, and said with a dazed expression, "It's 20..."

Ye Ting glared at him with cold eyes, "20 years of food, you have eaten it for nothing! I think you are too energetic, you can run [-] laps on the deck!"

Then he asked, "Who hung that sign?"

"Ah?" The captain who was standing in the second place was taken aback, raised his head in horror, and said tremblingly with fear, "I... I, I, I... I died."

"Well, this month's bonus is [-] more!"

"Pfft—" All the crew members sprayed, and everyone exclaimed in their hearts: Is this plot going to be on a rhythm?

Ye Ting glanced at the captain, snorted and said, "Let him know what he did wrong!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." The captain immediately turned half of his body, looked at the little crew member and said earnestly: "Xiao Ming...Mr. and Madam are not fighting, they are trying to understand each other better. , you must first get to know each other's preferences, then communicate more, and then get to know each other's body structure more, and then you should make a huge contribution to the reproduction of human beings!"

"Pfft—" the crew members sprayed again, and said in their hearts, "Master Captain, aren't you really here to be funny?"

Ling Wei covered her face and rolled her eyes, cursing inwardly, how could this old captain speak in the same tone as Ye Ting, no wonder appointing him as captain seems to be Ye Ting's inheritance?
Ah... No, it's a true inheritance, not a heredity, almost the wrong generation... 囧...

"Understood?" The captain glared.

The little crew member nodded quickly, "Mmmmm..." I thought to myself, I don't know what a fart!

The captain nodded gratifiedly. These four onomatopoeias of "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" onomatopoeic words are well learned...

Ye Ting glanced at the captain and waved his hand, "Go to bed, no one is allowed to leave their posts tonight!"

"Obey! Sir!" The crew all evacuated with a whoosh.

Ye Ting and Ling Wei continued to eat.

After Ling Wei finished eating calmly, Ye Ting gave her a wicked smile, "Does it count?"

Ling Wei rolled his eyes at him, "Whether it counts or not, it's up to you!" She wondered if it counted, what could he do?
Ye Ting smiled appreciatively, "I like smart and wild people like you..."

He reached out and hugged her horizontally, and quickly walked straight to the lounge!The captain was right, in order for her to get acquainted with his body as soon as possible, he had to race against time...

When walking on the deck, Ling Wei put her arms around his neck, deliberately pointed to the sky and said, "It's not dark yet..."

"It's okay, I can see clearly during the day..."

Ling Wei buried her face in his chest instantly.

When she came to the lounge, she suddenly wanted to go to the toilet.Frowning, he jumped out of his arms and rushed to the toilet.Suddenly I didn't feel it again.I don't know if I'm nervous... my stomach feels tighter and tighter.

Fortunately, take a shower first.She went to the bathroom next door, took off her clothes, turned on the hot water, and rinsed herself.Washing and washing, my stomach suddenly hurts!It feels like I'm going to have diarrhea...

"Ah... hiss..." Her legs were trembling, and she knelt on the bathroom floor, trembling all over.

"It hurts..." She covered her stomach and broke out in a cold sweat.

Inside her stomach, the pain was like a needle prick, and the pain made her sweat all over her head...

"Ye Ting..." His stomach was cramping, and his mouth was drooling non-stop.

"Ye Ting..." She crawled over with difficulty and knocked on the bathroom door.

"husband--"

Ye Ting was startled all of a sudden, he jumped up, ran to the bathroom door and shouted, "Wife—what's wrong?"

"I...my stomach hurts..." Her voice was very delicate, and it was obvious that she couldn't even open her mouth from the pain.

Ye Ting eagerly opened the door, and saw her kneeling on the ground, curled up in a ball.

"What's wrong? Get up quickly..." Ye Ting hugged her in his arms, and took a bath towel to wrap her around her.

"I want to go to the toilet..." Ling Wei's lips were all white, and her face was covered with drops of water, as white as paper!
Ye Ting was so scared that he was dumbfounded, he picked her up in a panic, and quickly sent her to the bathroom.

Ling Wei sat on the toilet and shivered.

Ye Ting walked back and forth outside, back and forth.The more he thinks about it, the angrier he gets!what did she eatIt turned out like this? !

"Assemble—" Ye Ting pressed the assemble button.

The captain led the crew to rush to the deck for an emergency assembly.

"My wife has diarrhea! Say—what's going on?"

"Madam has diarrhea?" The captain looked shocked.

The head chef standing next to him suddenly turned pale!

The head chef seemed to think of something, and said: "Sir...it must be those shells! The shellfish in the deep sea are very cold, isn't Madam...not used to it? We are used to eating them, and I don't think there is anything wrong with them. Madam doesn't eat them often. I'm afraid my stomach can't take it..."

Ye Ting rushed up and grabbed the chef by the neck, "She can't stand it, why didn't you tell me earlier!"

The chef is wronged!I thought to myself, you should know better than me whether Madam is suitable or not...

Ye Ting seemed a little annoyed, he forgot that she didn't eat seafood at all before, she wasn't used to the coldness of the deep sea, her stomach would definitely not be able to bear it.

"Sir, don't worry... This matter is easy to solve, Madam, just take a few pills... Our crew members are like this sometimes."

Ye Ting was full of anger!
"There is medicine! Why don't you hurry up and get it?!
"Hurry up, hurry up, get the medicine..." The captain hurriedly asked the crew to get the medicine.The crew have never seen Mr. Ye get so angry... Isn't it just diarrhea?He looked nervous, like his wife was being chased by a shark...

Ling Wei never ate fish before, so this time the pull was particularly severe.

Seeing her suffer, Ye Ting was so distressed that he wished he could help her...

After taking medicine for two days, I finally passed the embarrassing period.Ling Wei came out of the toilet and rubbed her stomach, "It hurts so much... I really want to cry and faint in the toilet."

Ye Ting really wanted to ask her, "Didn't you just finish pulling? Weeping in the toilet, did you like that smell? Or did you like that place?"

In the past two days, Ling Wei has been tossed...

Ye Ting wanted to eat meat again, but he didn't eat it.Ling Wei arched in his arms, "I should give you an award for the most aggrieved actor..."

...Ye Ting said with a heavy face, "I'll present you with the Best Actress Award..."

Ling Wei covered her face.After these two days of tossing, I have obviously lost weight, my chin is pointed, and my whole body is so weak that it is difficult to even move.

Ye Ting held her little hand, "Look at this hand...it's so thin it's become a chicken's claw..."

"Ye Ting—can you... talk nicely?"

He pulled her into his arms, hugged her tightly, and said distressedly: "My Dabao is starving and thin... When I get ashore, I have to make up for you."

Ling Wei didn't want him to hug her, because she always felt stinky all over her body.He didn't dislike it at all.

After another two days, it finally got better.Ye Ting carried her to the bathroom, bathed her, and got to know her body well...

Ling Wei was so teased by him, "Don't make trouble!"

"I'm not making trouble, haven't I been working hard to make a positive contribution to the cause of human reproduction?"

(End of this chapter)