The emperor's sweet wife

Chapter 282 Trickster, tease tease

Chapter 312 Trickster, tease tease

"..." Lei Jun made her choke again.

"Is the golden tortoise okay? Is the diamond king old and the five elements?"

"Bah...shameless. Zhuanshi Wu's second son, you!"

"..."

Lei Jun wanted to beat her up!
Xia Xiaoxi hurriedly said, "You're right." If he went to the hotel, he would inevitably send him upstairs.

If someone with a heart sees this, maybe they will say that she is going to a hotel with a man to get a room!

Xia Xiaoxi could only nod her head and said, "What you said makes sense, then I'll just sleep here...I won't go back."

"Well, if you're scared, don't turn off the lights."

Xia Xiaoxi nodded, climbed onto the bed, got into the bed, looked at him with big eyes, pouted and said, "Thank you."

"Why are you thanking me?" Lei Jun was about to go out when he suddenly looked at her.

This girl's brain circuit is out of order...

He can't keep up with her rhythm!

Xia Xiaoxi said: "Thank you, you have been accompanying me here just now. I am really a little scared."

Lei Jun scratched his head, "Are you still afraid? Or, let me chat with you, I can't sleep anyway."

"That's fine." Xia Xiaoxi got up, moved inside, and reached out to pat the place next to her.

Lei Jun roared with enthusiasm!
This girl's defense is too low!

Seriously, this is him... It was another man who received such an invitation... No one would change their minds, right?
Lei Jun's face blushed unconsciously.

He pretended to be indifferent and walked over, after all, it was his bed, and he was very familiar with it.

She got on the bed skillfully, and when she saw the sky blue thin blanket that she covered every day covering her body... suddenly, there was a strange restlessness in her body.

Xia Xiaoxi leaned on the pillow, tilted her head and asked him: "Do you like to read poetry?"

Lei Jun froze for a moment, he didn't expect her to ask this suddenly.

After thinking for a while, he said, "I like it! I have liked reciting poems since I was a child!"

Xia Xiaoxi was very happy, she sat up straight all of a sudden, her big eyes sparkled, and she asked him, "Whose poems do you like most?"

Lei Jun said: "I like...there are so many!"

"Really?" Xia Xiaoxi's eyes sparkled.

Lei Jun said: "That's not it!"

She clasped her hands together, "You are amazing, I like Nietzsche the most...how about you?" She tilted her head to look at him, Lei Jun thought, Nietzsche?I haven't heard of it, Nima, I have...

Xia Xiaoxi looked at him expectantly, "Then who is your favorite? Can you recite two songs for me?"

Lei Jun coughed: "Okay, let me think about it... Ah! Let me recite a poem I know best!"

"Okay!"

Lei Jun sat up straight and cleared his throat, "The goose goose...songs to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red palm touches the clear waves."

Xia Xiaoxi's face darkened instantly, and she looked at him like an idiot.

She never wanted to talk to him again!

Lei Jun suddenly looked up to the sky and let out a long laugh, "Oh, I'm kidding you..."

Xia Xiaoxi glared at him, but said nothing.

Lei Jun said honestly: "I don't study much. I really don't know the foreign poets you mentioned. But our Great China has a history of 5000 years and there are so many good poems. Why do we have to learn foreign poems?"

Xia Xiaoran curled her lips, "You say that, as if you know a lot."

"Hey? Well, don't underestimate me. I really know a lot of Tang poetry and Song Ci! Especially Su Shi and Su Dongpo's Ci, I basically know it."

"Really? Don't brag! Ten years of life and death, what's the next sentence?"

"If you don't think about it, you will never forget it. There is a lonely grave thousands of miles away, and there is no place to talk about desolation." Lei Jun blurted out without even thinking about it.He glanced at Xia Xiaoxi, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts? In the middle of the night, there are ghosts and tombs, aren't you afraid?"

Xia Xiaoxi's expression changed immediately, and she quickly moved to his side.

Lei Jun hurriedly said something else, "I'll take a difficult test for you. You definitely won't."

"Tch——" Xia Xiaoxi rolled her eyes, "I'll tell you the truth, only you can't think of it, but I can't do it! My nickname is 'Chinese Dictionary'! Hmph—telling it out will scare you to death!"

"Oh..." Lei Jun patted his thigh, "Then we are so destined! My nickname is 'Zhonghua Xiaoquku'..."

Xia Xiaoxi looked at him, and suddenly laughed "hahahahaha".

Lei Jun also laughed, and the two of them leaned forward and back together.

Lei Jun bumped her arm, "Student Xiaodian, I will test you."

"Okay, you say."

On a whim, Lei Jun wanted to fix her up.

Suddenly he smiled badly and said, "The Mid-Autumn Festival is just over, let's talk about the moon." He saw Xia Xiaoxi nodded seriously, and his attitude became serious, and he read with emotion: "The moonlight on the branch is three Drunkenness is better than half a glass of human wine...you say the last two sentences."

Xia Xiaoxi was dumbfounded!
Her bravado is blown, she has never heard of these two sentences!

"One-third of the moonlight on the branch is drunk, it is better than half a glass of wine on earth..." She repeated, but these two sentences really didn't exist in her memory!

She thought about it carefully, the artistic conception of these two poems is really wonderful!It's quite similar to Li Bai's poems, but she can basically know Li Bai's poems... But, this sentence, she really, really has no impression!
Xia Xiaoxi scratched her head!I was stumped!What a shame!
"No way?" Lei Jun raised the corners of his mouth and smiled wickedly.

Actually, it was written by Ling Wei just now, so he copied it... Sister-in-law wrote hundreds of poems, I guess Xia Xiaoxi couldn't remember them after reading them, just to fool her, hahahahahahahaha

Xia Xiaoxi pouted, refusing to admit it.

Lei Jun said, "Why don't you do it this way, I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow, and I'll tell you when the time comes."

Xia Xiaoxi pouted, but didn't speak.

Lei Jun was a little confused, "Are you angry?"

She still doesn't speak.

"Okay, okay, let me tell you, don't be angry..." Lei Jun opened the drawer of the bedside table, and took out a notebook from inside.

He turned to the bookmark on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival and put it in front of her, "Hey... I wrote it. How could you memorize it?"

I muttered silently in my heart, sister-in-law, please forgive me...

"Ah?" Xia Xiaoxi opened her mouth wide!
She frowned and looked at his notebook.His handwriting is very handsome!Wild grass like flowing clouds and flowing water, "A third of the moonlight on the branch is drunk, it is better than half a glass of wine in the world... Who talked to the breeze last night, the mist is like a shadow..."

"You wrote this?" Xia Xiaoxi was stunned!She read these two lines of poems repeatedly, and she really felt very artistic!

She looked up at him in surprise, "Lei Jun! You are amazing!"

But his personality is not like that!
how can that be possible?Copy it?
Xia Xiaoxi pretended to be Baidu, but couldn't find it.

He really wrote it?
I don't really believe it.

Lei Jun blinked and looked into her eyes.The way she looked at him was full of admiration and surprise!As if she had found a treasure, Xia Xiaoxi suddenly asked: "Can I appreciate other poems?"

"Pfft—" Appreciate, take a look, it's different to be educated, and it's easier to handle girls than others.

Sister-in-law, I copied your poems to amuse your friends...don't blame me...

(End of this chapter)