The emperor's sweet wife

Chapter 294 Pole Vaulting in the Toilet
Chapter 326 Pole Vaulting in the Toilet
Oh my gosh, the people in the restaurant are crazy.

"Oh, let me go. Is this a man or a woman?" "Is it a woman? Maybe she has flat chest and low self-esteem?" "It's possible. With such a tall body, she must be a Princess Taiping or an airport."

"Not necessarily, I look like a man? Isn't there anyone like me?"

A little girl gritted her teeth and stomped her foot on the ground, "This must be a man! He's my favorite, sisters, stand back, don't move your chopsticks!"

Ling Wei covered her face, these people...

It's all about watching the excitement.

Lei Jun made a big move, it was simply too scary-the restaurant was full of noise.

What's even more ridiculous is that the tragic Lei Jun still hasn't realized what's going on...

He raised his hand and rubbed his chest. Why does it feel hot, like when he shaves his legs in the morning... It tingles, and his chest seems to be scraped by a knife?

Xia Xiaoxi stared at the thing in her hand, her eyes widened, she almost fainted...

"Ah—" Shaking it, but the thing was actually sticky, stuck to the back of her hand, and couldn't be thrown out all at once.Xia Xiaoxi is embarrassingly about to hang herself, although she has never used it before, but... she is not mentally retarded, she can tell what it is just by looking at it.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh")... There was a loud loud bang (hhh)."

"Hahahahaha——" The people in the restaurant laughed, their intestines were about to twist, and their urine was about to burst from laughter.Laughing with tears and snot.

Lei Ting took the thing down silently, "Spicy bastard! This is, you can be shot while lying down..." But I didn't expect that five stickers are so heavy?Her brother really withstood the tremendous pressure just now...

Ling Wei was about to pee laughing, she deserved it!Let the two of you have a good time, and continue to have a good time!
What's even more tragic than this is... Lei Ting took the wig and glued it on——

Aww—the people in the restaurant exploded, "That man was wearing makeup just now, and so was this woman! What are these two doing? Secret agents?"

Ling Wei is going to laugh like crazy, my dear...you know too much!Be careful to silence people.

The surroundings were in chaos, and someone pointed at Hua Shaoqian and said, "I guess this man is the powerful character, why don't two women approach him with makeup?"

"Noisy, I don't think so. This man must be bisexual! Think about it, if this man hugs a woman on the left and a man on the right, how embarrassing would that be? He asked the man to put on makeup As a woman, if you go out like this, you won't be watched."

"Oh mom, that makes sense!" Although it sounded like a tongue twister, everyone understood it...

Ling Wei admires these people so much... The plot is too serious, why don't you become directors?
At this time, Hua Shaogan's face was extremely pale.Can he say that he doesn't know these two people at all?This morning, he suddenly followed him like a follower. He called the police, and the police came and drove them away. As a result, within 5 minutes, the two came to pester him again.It's also strange during this time, all kinds of women are surrounding him?Like a fly, it can't go away even with a bang.

Hua Shaogan was so depressed that he wanted to swear.

Even if these women are flies, he is not their shit!

After thinking about it, Hua Shaoqian suddenly became angry, "Who are you guys?" He glared at the two pranksters in front of him. What was disturbing was that he still hadn't figured out their identities and genders.

In fact, he never wanted to know.But, thinking about it now, what purpose did these people suddenly come to approach him?Still a man in disguise!
Hua Shaogan was going crazy.No matter what he is, he is not to the point where he likes men!
"We are good people. We are people who like you. Don't worry, we won't hurt you. If we want to hurt you, we would have done it long ago. Will we wait until now?" Lei Ting put on the wig indiscriminately. The cover is crooked, and her long hair covers her face, like Sadako...

Hua Shaogan got up angrily, he wanted to leave, but Jiang Zicheng was still lying on the ground blocking the road, and Lei Ting was blocking him on the other side, so he couldn't step over Jiang Zicheng, could he?
Hua Shaoqian sat back in his seat again.

Seeing that the trouble was almost over, Ling Wei hurriedly asked Lei Jun to take him to the hospital. Anyway, he was a guest from afar and came to see Xiaoxi.He acts prudently, treats others politely, and doesn't do anything to Xiaoxi... Brackets, for now.How about the future, let's talk.

Lei Jun was disgusted and didn't want to touch the man, so he called 120.

Xia Xiaoxi frowned all the time, and she didn't know whether she suddenly got the right IQ, or she had suffered from a secondary illness again, so she suddenly raised her hand... and stretched it towards Lei Jun.

The people around all gasped, thinking that she was going to slap "that woman".

result……

Ling Wei saw Xia Xiaoxi...raised her hand towards Lei Jun's chin, and then...her hand went down and covered Lei Jun's neck.

Lei Jun only felt a tingle in his neck... It was like an electric current washing over him.

Her little hands are soft and warm.

Haven't felt it carefully yet.

Suddenly, his skin felt a tingling pain, and he grabbed Xia Xiaoxi's little hand.

Xia Xiaoxi stared at him with wide-eyed eyes, and with her small hands, she broke free... She saw a layer of fake skin... Xia Xiaoxi looked up again, and saw his Adam's apple rolling.

"Shua—" She reached out and pulled off his maroon wig.

"Shua—" He pulled off his false eyelashes again.

Although he put on very beautiful makeup, but when he took off the wig and eyelashes, the masculine qualities rushed into the eyes instantly. "Lei Jun?!" Xiaoxi roared angrily.

Seeing her gnashing her teeth, Lei Jun waved his hand quickly and said, "Misunderstanding..."

"Misunderstand you big-headed ghost? Why do you beat my friend? He came all the way from Jiangnan, and he was beaten for no reason. Are you pole vaulting in the toilet-too much?!"

Lei Jun didn't say a word, it seemed too tasteless to reveal the man's background at this time.

"I'm sorry, I'll take him to the hospital, and I'll pay for the medical expenses." Lei Jun stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Zicheng up, but Xia Xiaoxi pushed him away, "Get out of the way! Just forget about it after beating him up? When he wakes up, I will settle accounts with you again!"

Lei Jun hadn't seen Xia Xiaoxi so powerful before, he always thought she was a little sheep, but he didn't expect to push him because of a smelly and shameless big horse?Still threatening him?
Ling Wei has been sitting beside drinking tea, and did not participate.

The restaurant was in chaos like a thousand bees flew in, "So that's really a man..." "I've already said, he's a man, but you still don't believe me. Girl, I've seen countless people, there is absolutely nothing wrong. Wait. , I'm going to ask for a phone number."

The girl came up, causing Lei Jun to stare back.

"Xiao Jun, what are you doing?" Lei Jun turned around and saw Rong Fei...

(End of this chapter)