The emperor's sweet wife
Chapter 410 Emma, I laughed silly
Chapter 410 Emma, I laughed silly
Chapter 456 Emma, I laughed silly
Lei Jun is depressed!
"Hmph—" One or two stinky shameless ones!
So quickly, the child came out.
In the future, I will let you look at your wife with greedy eyes, you can only look at it, you can't touch it, you can't eat it...
Ahahahaha-
Lei Jun thinks it's a good thing not to be pregnant, he can toss about as he pleases, baahaha...
Shrugging, smirking.
After the reunion dinner, Lei Jun dragged Xia Xiaoxi back to the room shamelessly, and asked Xia Xiaoxi to shout louder!
He must piss off those idiots who shamelessly abandoned him and conceived a child first!
"Oh, I just finished eating, I feel so uncomfortable, I don't want to move!"
Xia Xiaoxi cheated, she was going to die!The food is so delicious, she can barely move now.
Lei Jun suddenly thought of a wicked idea, he said: "You are too full, you have to shout, shouting helps digestion!"
Xia Xiaoxi was dubious, "Really? Fake? Why?"
She rubbed her stomach with her little hands, it was really too full.
Lei Jun ran over, hugged her in his arms, patted her hands off, and rubbed her hands himself, thinking to himself, my wife's skin is so smooth...smooth and tender, but he pretended to dislike her, "I know how to eat in a day." , eat like a pig, and see what you do."
While kneading, let her yell, "I'll rub it for you, smooth, and you just yell."
"What ah ah ah ah ah ah? It's so ugly, I don't shout!"
Lei Jun carried her to the sofa at the door, and taught her patiently, "No, yes, yes... ah... ah... come on, try it, you will let it go after you shout out The stomach is not blocked. Hurry up, hurry up—”
Xia Xiaoxi got a little unbearable from being rubbed by him, pouted and howled viciously: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh——"
"Pfft—" Lei Jun is going crazy, is this a murder scene?
"Why are you screaming so miserable? Scream softly, and start over—"
Next door, Lei Ting and Hua Shaogan heard Xia Xiaoxi's scream...
Lei Ting said, "What happened to my sister-in-law? Did my brother beat her?"
Hua Shaoqian said, "Lei Jun might be playing some kind of game with her..."
"What game?" Lei Ting laughed out loud, "A killing game?"
Hua Shaogan said solemnly, "It's probably a human-making game."
"Pfft hahahaha——" Lei Ting was about to die of laughter, her husband probably told the truth, but the little sister-in-law screamed so badly——Is her brother playing tricks on others?Or what kind of whip?Or some terrible tool that she doesn't know about?
On the opposite side, Ling Wei frowned, "What is little Lei Jun doing? Bullying my sister?"
Ling Wei became popular all of a sudden!
Stand up and go out to chisel their door.
Ye Ting pulled her back, "I know Xiaojun's personality quite well. He won't bully Xia Xiaoxi. I guess he was joking. He probably made Xia Xiaoxi scream louder on purpose to make us angry."
Ling Wei let out a "hum".Suddenly, he gave a smirk, "Okay... you want to tease us, don't you? Hehe..."
Her "hehe" is so eerie.
Ye Ting felt that there was a good show to watch, so he pursed his lips while watching the good show.
Ling Wei opened the door, walked to the opposite door, and stopped.
Inside, Xia Xiaoxi was still screaming.
She stood there without moving.
After a while, the voice became quieter, with a hint of charm, and gradually became inaudible.Ling Wei suddenly raised her hand and knocked on the door, "It's on fire—come out—"
"Fire! Come out—"
At this time, Lei Jun, what the hell... has already started to explode, okay?He's gonna die, okay?What fire is on?It was false at first glance, and she didn't raise the alarm, but Xia Xiaoxi didn't care, Ling Wei was her boss, and she believed whatever Ling Wei said.
Xia Xiaoxi jumped up all of a sudden, wanting to run——
Lei Jun threw her down, "Daughter-in-law, she lied to you, you can't just leave me like this—"
If you are interrupted suddenly, you are not afraid that labor and capital will not raise it?
Xia Xiaoxi didn't care about him, she put on her clothes and ran outside. When she opened the door, Lei Jun hid behind the door and had nothing to love...
Why the hell is he still undressed?
Xia Xiaoxi asked Ling Wei, "Is there a fire outside?"
Ling Wei nodded, "It's on fire, but it's not on fire outside. What I'm talking about is that Lei Jun's small universe is on fire. You guys are screaming so badly. I guess it might be that he's on fire, and I'm asking you, a troublesome little fairy, to give him a fire. Putting out the fire... Then what, I have nothing else to do, you go on, I just want to prove it, it really is true..."
"Boom—" Ling Wei slammed the door and smiled wickedly, "Let you play, let's see who can play with each other?"
Come—joy!Hurt each other!
Before Ling Wei could go back to the room, Lei Ting suddenly opened the door and looked at her with a troubled face, "Sister-in-law, I'm pregnant now, what should I pay attention to? I don't even understand, you teach me."
Ling Wei said patiently, "Pay attention to your diet. You can't eat many things that promote blood circulation and are cold. For example, lychees can promote blood circulation and can't be eaten. For example, crabs are cold and cold, so you can't eat them."
Lei Ting nodded quickly, "Okay."
Ling Wei added, "There are still a lot of things you can't eat. I'll write them down later, just pay more attention."
"Mmm Good."
Just as Lei Ting was about to turn around, Ling Wei suddenly said: "Xiao Ting, within three months of pregnancy, you can't have intercourse, and you can't do strenuous exercise."
Lei Ting frowned suddenly, "Can't have intercourse? Oh, okay..."
Ling Wei looked at her expression, why was she a little worried?
Sure enough... Lei Ting returned to the room and drove Hua Shaogan out, "Get out quickly, my sister-in-law said that we cannot sleep in the same room within three months of pregnancy."
Without waiting for Hua Shaogan to speak, "Bang—" he was locked outside...
Hua Shaogan's heart is broken. People say that the same room...is...you can't do that...for fear of exercising too much and getting pregnant...it's not that you can't sleep in the same room!
Oh my god...
"Hahahaha——" Ling Wei wanted to laugh so much, why...
"Hahaha..." I couldn't stop laughing, I really didn't consider the feelings of the person involved, really I'm not afraid of being beaten?
Hua Shaoqian stood at the door with a look of "Ling Wei, it's fine if you don't marry me, why are you still teasing me like this when I married a daughter-in-law".
"Hahahaha..." Ling Wei was already laughing foolishly. She squatted on the ground, clutching her stomach and laughing, "Student Hua Shaogan, I'm sorry... I didn't expect your daughter-in-law to be so innocent..."
Ling Wei covered her face.
At this time, Ye Ting came out.
He glanced at Ling Wei, then at Hua Shaogan.
Ye Ting frowned, with a face like "My daughter-in-law is laughing like this, you made me laugh? You kid has a wife, and you still tease my daughter-in-law, are you courting death?".
Hua Shaoqian has nothing to love in life...
Which angel elder sister gave him a rope, let him die!
Ling Wei was laughing like crazy... "Hahaha," this year is so joyful!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 456 Emma, I laughed silly
Lei Jun is depressed!
"Hmph—" One or two stinky shameless ones!
So quickly, the child came out.
In the future, I will let you look at your wife with greedy eyes, you can only look at it, you can't touch it, you can't eat it...
Ahahahaha-
Lei Jun thinks it's a good thing not to be pregnant, he can toss about as he pleases, baahaha...
Shrugging, smirking.
After the reunion dinner, Lei Jun dragged Xia Xiaoxi back to the room shamelessly, and asked Xia Xiaoxi to shout louder!
He must piss off those idiots who shamelessly abandoned him and conceived a child first!
"Oh, I just finished eating, I feel so uncomfortable, I don't want to move!"
Xia Xiaoxi cheated, she was going to die!The food is so delicious, she can barely move now.
Lei Jun suddenly thought of a wicked idea, he said: "You are too full, you have to shout, shouting helps digestion!"
Xia Xiaoxi was dubious, "Really? Fake? Why?"
She rubbed her stomach with her little hands, it was really too full.
Lei Jun ran over, hugged her in his arms, patted her hands off, and rubbed her hands himself, thinking to himself, my wife's skin is so smooth...smooth and tender, but he pretended to dislike her, "I know how to eat in a day." , eat like a pig, and see what you do."
While kneading, let her yell, "I'll rub it for you, smooth, and you just yell."
"What ah ah ah ah ah ah? It's so ugly, I don't shout!"
Lei Jun carried her to the sofa at the door, and taught her patiently, "No, yes, yes... ah... ah... come on, try it, you will let it go after you shout out The stomach is not blocked. Hurry up, hurry up—”
Xia Xiaoxi got a little unbearable from being rubbed by him, pouted and howled viciously: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh——"
"Pfft—" Lei Jun is going crazy, is this a murder scene?
"Why are you screaming so miserable? Scream softly, and start over—"
Next door, Lei Ting and Hua Shaogan heard Xia Xiaoxi's scream...
Lei Ting said, "What happened to my sister-in-law? Did my brother beat her?"
Hua Shaoqian said, "Lei Jun might be playing some kind of game with her..."
"What game?" Lei Ting laughed out loud, "A killing game?"
Hua Shaogan said solemnly, "It's probably a human-making game."
"Pfft hahahaha——" Lei Ting was about to die of laughter, her husband probably told the truth, but the little sister-in-law screamed so badly——Is her brother playing tricks on others?Or what kind of whip?Or some terrible tool that she doesn't know about?
On the opposite side, Ling Wei frowned, "What is little Lei Jun doing? Bullying my sister?"
Ling Wei became popular all of a sudden!
Stand up and go out to chisel their door.
Ye Ting pulled her back, "I know Xiaojun's personality quite well. He won't bully Xia Xiaoxi. I guess he was joking. He probably made Xia Xiaoxi scream louder on purpose to make us angry."
Ling Wei let out a "hum".Suddenly, he gave a smirk, "Okay... you want to tease us, don't you? Hehe..."
Her "hehe" is so eerie.
Ye Ting felt that there was a good show to watch, so he pursed his lips while watching the good show.
Ling Wei opened the door, walked to the opposite door, and stopped.
Inside, Xia Xiaoxi was still screaming.
She stood there without moving.
After a while, the voice became quieter, with a hint of charm, and gradually became inaudible.Ling Wei suddenly raised her hand and knocked on the door, "It's on fire—come out—"
"Fire! Come out—"
At this time, Lei Jun, what the hell... has already started to explode, okay?He's gonna die, okay?What fire is on?It was false at first glance, and she didn't raise the alarm, but Xia Xiaoxi didn't care, Ling Wei was her boss, and she believed whatever Ling Wei said.
Xia Xiaoxi jumped up all of a sudden, wanting to run——
Lei Jun threw her down, "Daughter-in-law, she lied to you, you can't just leave me like this—"
If you are interrupted suddenly, you are not afraid that labor and capital will not raise it?
Xia Xiaoxi didn't care about him, she put on her clothes and ran outside. When she opened the door, Lei Jun hid behind the door and had nothing to love...
Why the hell is he still undressed?
Xia Xiaoxi asked Ling Wei, "Is there a fire outside?"
Ling Wei nodded, "It's on fire, but it's not on fire outside. What I'm talking about is that Lei Jun's small universe is on fire. You guys are screaming so badly. I guess it might be that he's on fire, and I'm asking you, a troublesome little fairy, to give him a fire. Putting out the fire... Then what, I have nothing else to do, you go on, I just want to prove it, it really is true..."
"Boom—" Ling Wei slammed the door and smiled wickedly, "Let you play, let's see who can play with each other?"
Come—joy!Hurt each other!
Before Ling Wei could go back to the room, Lei Ting suddenly opened the door and looked at her with a troubled face, "Sister-in-law, I'm pregnant now, what should I pay attention to? I don't even understand, you teach me."
Ling Wei said patiently, "Pay attention to your diet. You can't eat many things that promote blood circulation and are cold. For example, lychees can promote blood circulation and can't be eaten. For example, crabs are cold and cold, so you can't eat them."
Lei Ting nodded quickly, "Okay."
Ling Wei added, "There are still a lot of things you can't eat. I'll write them down later, just pay more attention."
"Mmm Good."
Just as Lei Ting was about to turn around, Ling Wei suddenly said: "Xiao Ting, within three months of pregnancy, you can't have intercourse, and you can't do strenuous exercise."
Lei Ting frowned suddenly, "Can't have intercourse? Oh, okay..."
Ling Wei looked at her expression, why was she a little worried?
Sure enough... Lei Ting returned to the room and drove Hua Shaogan out, "Get out quickly, my sister-in-law said that we cannot sleep in the same room within three months of pregnancy."
Without waiting for Hua Shaogan to speak, "Bang—" he was locked outside...
Hua Shaogan's heart is broken. People say that the same room...is...you can't do that...for fear of exercising too much and getting pregnant...it's not that you can't sleep in the same room!
Oh my god...
"Hahahaha——" Ling Wei wanted to laugh so much, why...
"Hahaha..." I couldn't stop laughing, I really didn't consider the feelings of the person involved, really I'm not afraid of being beaten?
Hua Shaoqian stood at the door with a look of "Ling Wei, it's fine if you don't marry me, why are you still teasing me like this when I married a daughter-in-law".
"Hahahaha..." Ling Wei was already laughing foolishly. She squatted on the ground, clutching her stomach and laughing, "Student Hua Shaogan, I'm sorry... I didn't expect your daughter-in-law to be so innocent..."
Ling Wei covered her face.
At this time, Ye Ting came out.
He glanced at Ling Wei, then at Hua Shaogan.
Ye Ting frowned, with a face like "My daughter-in-law is laughing like this, you made me laugh? You kid has a wife, and you still tease my daughter-in-law, are you courting death?".
Hua Shaoqian has nothing to love in life...
Which angel elder sister gave him a rope, let him die!
Ling Wei was laughing like crazy... "Hahaha," this year is so joyful!
(End of this chapter)
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