Chapter 80
"Congratulations on your longevity and heaven, congratulations on your birthday, every year has today, every year has today, congratulations!!! Congratulations!!!"

At this time, Young Master Zhang filled the bowl with wine, came to Zurich and said, "Master Su! I, Zhang Shishi, have been convinced by you from now on! I made this bowl, you can do whatever you want."

That being the case, Zurich must have replaced wine with tea!All of a sudden, there was laughter upstairs.

At this time, downstairs, and Mao Shanming, taking advantage of everyone's drinking, so he secretly came to participate.At this time, Mao Shanming found that there was no one sitting in a seat, so he took advantage of the opportunity to sit down.

At this time, Awei and Zhugan came back, and found that their position had been taken over by someone!Then he became angry!
"I said, don't you just sit here and eat without opening your eyes!" Awei couldn't help but angrily said.

At this time, Mao Shanming heard the words and looked back, ouch!It's really TM unlucky to meet this guy.Immediately, he quickly put away his bowl and chopsticks and sat aside.

"Oh! So it's you, I haven't settled with you for what happened last night!" At this moment, Awei frowned involuntarily, and then said.

"Da Bao, Xiao Bao! Come out and mess with him!" Mao Shanming knew that the other party was looking for trouble, so he untied the rope of the umbrella and released the two little ghosts.

There was a sound of "啪!", at this moment Awei was suddenly slapped heavily on the back of the forehead, and his head almost hit the table.

"Ouch! Who! Who is it! You want to die—" Awei glanced back at this moment and found that there was no one there. He stopped talking abruptly and continued walking forward.

"Who the hell is tripping me!"

As he was walking, Ah Wei suddenly felt his heels tighten, and he was pulled by something.Immediately afterwards, he was severely thrown to the ground.

Immediately he looked back and found that the people around him were hiding far away at this moment, Awei couldn't help feeling depressed in his heart at this moment: This—what the hell is going on!
"Damn! What's going on here? Help—uh—!" Awei's expression was terrified at this time, and he was about to call for help, but suddenly he couldn't speak.

It turned out that Dabao held Ah Wei from behind, while Xiao Bao blocked his mouth. At this time, Ah Wei was like a puppet, at the mercy of ghosts, and danced on the spot.

At this time, someone nearby also discovered the situation here, and then the crowd was gradually attracted, so they gathered more and more, and then formed a circle.

"Come and see, tonight your Captain Awei came to dance in person to celebrate Uncle Jiu's birthday. This is a rare sight." Mao Shanming yelled from the side.

"Ouch! I really can't see it. Our Captain Awei is making a fuss, which makes many girls feel ashamed." At this time, a voice came from the crowd.

Captain Awei was twirling and jumping in place at this time, shut his mouth tightly, and glared anxiously at Mao Shanming, who was already sweating profusely.

"Do you want to watch Captain Awei perform some more exciting shows?" Mao Shanming continued to boo when Quan Dang didn't see anything at this time.

"I want to! Come and get one!"

Everyone laughed loudly at this moment, it was really interesting to watch the acrobatics up close.

"Captain, I really didn't realize that you are hiding everything! Everyone is happy, so you should do somersault." The servants beside Captain Awei also clapped their hands and applauded loudly.
At this time, Awei was really obedient, he came as soon as he said, and immediately stood on his head, his hands became one-handed, and one hand became two-finger Zen, and finally he didn't even have two-finger Zen.

He hung in the air for a few seconds, and then fell headlong to the ground with a "bang".At this time, Dabao and Xiaobao laughed loudly, then Dabao grabbed Awei's feet, and Xiaobao held his waist.

"Alas! Alas! Alas! Oh my God!" Ah Wei exclaimed in amazement at this moment.Then I was like a hot wheel, on the table, flipping somersaults skillfully.

The sourness is really indescribable!unstoppable!Immediately, he turned over a dozen somersaults in one breath, and the clothes at this time were flying around, revealing the snow-white pork belly.

"I can't do it! I can't hold on—" Awei is suffering in his heart now, and he can't help but have thoughts of wanting to die in his heart.

At this time, Mao Shanming was drinking tea calmly, looking at it with a half-smile, and said in his heart: "Man! How can you say that you can't do it! Come on, you can do it."

At this time, Awei finally felt that his body belonged to him, and his mouth could speak now.Then I can't care about anything else,

Awei got up in an instant, covered his head and was about to leave, but just two steps away, his hands were out of control, and then the person walked forward, but his hands wanted to go backwards, directly pulling him to pick up the chopsticks on the table .

"Help, what are you going to do, that Taoist priest, are you messing with me? Don't make trouble." Awei cast a begging look at Mao Shanming at this time.

However, at this time, Awei involuntarily raised his head and opened his mouth: "Ah——"

"Oh! It turns out that Captain Awei is going to perform chopstick swallowing for us, everyone applaud quickly." Mao Shanming took the lead in applauding at this time, and the crowd cheered excitedly.

Upstairs, everyone is very lively.At this time, the downstairs was not inferior, and bursts of applause came.Within a few minutes, Awei downstairs screamed: "Uncle Ninth! Zurich, come help me!!"

"It seems to be Ah Wei's voice." Uncle Jiu heard Ah Wei's cry for help at this moment, and said after chopping the chopsticks in his hand.

Zu Lishi couldn't help laughing secretly in his heart at this time, it seems that Ah Wei had nothing to do to provoke Mao Shanming, and was teased by Dabao and Xiaobao!

"Master, don't talk to him! He deserves it." Zurich said at this time.

Uncle Jiu was puzzled when he heard the words: "Oh! Xiao Shi, how do you know what happened?"

At this moment, Zu Lishi thought to himself: No, I know the development of the plot, but Uncle Jiu doesn't know!well!Accidentally leaked it!
"Hehe! I—— guessed, what kind of virtue is that Awei, master, don't you know the old man? He is bullying and fearing the hard.

A fox pretends to be a tiger!I guess, he is now using your name to offend others. said Zurich.

"Then I'll go and have a look now! After all, Ah Wei came here from Renjia Town and helped us a lot! He can't have any accidents here." At this moment, Uncle Jiu put down his glass and said.

"Okay, master, let's go down together to see what's going on!" Zurich said at this time.

When the two walked to the stairs, they could see the situation downstairs. At this time, they saw Awei doing all kinds of difficult acrobatics downstairs.And the people around who were eating birthday wine were clapping and applauding!

"Wow! What is Captain Awei doing? Is he crazy?" Zurich, who was following Uncle Jiu, asked with a look of surprise.At this moment, Uncle Jiu suddenly felt a cloud of yin rushing towards his face.

"This is a sneaky thing!" Uncle Jiu said in a deep voice.

At this time, I saw Uncle Jiu's eyeballs rolling, and then he took off the two eye-shaped objects hanging on his waist. This object is called the Tianmu mirror.

It is carved into the shape of eyes with 60-year-old locust wood, and the middle is hollowed out. A pair of eyes are taken from the body of the dead black cat.

The function of the eyepiece on this day is to help people temporarily open the yin and yang eyes, so that ghosts and ghosts have nowhere to hide.At this moment, Uncle Jiu casually took off the two celestial eyepieces on his waist,

Put it in front of your eyes, and when you take it away again, you will see a flash of inspiration in your eyes, and the world in front of you is already different.

When Uncle Jiu looked at the crowd downstairs again, he could already see two ghosts, one big and one small, controlling Awei to walk towards a girl who was watching, wanting to take advantage of it.

"Hmph! How brave! Dare to act wild here." Seeing Uncle Jiu do a front flip and jump downstairs from the landing.Then he grabbed Awei's hand with one hand and slapped it backhand.

This shot shook the two ghosts away, Dabao was slapped at this time, and his body quickly backed away!Hit hard on the wall.It's too late, it's too soon,
Uncle Jiu rushed forward in two steps, squeezed his hands together, and borrowed a little spark from the wick of the oil lamp.

"Get up!" Uncle Jiu yelled, and then the dark fire ignited, and he saw the peanut-sized flame burning on Uncle Jiu's fingertips.When Dabao saw the flames, he was shocked.

"go with!"

Uncle Jiu tapped lightly, and the dark fire entered Dabao's mouth in an instant.

"what!"

Dabao was burned by Yinhuo at this time, fell to the ground with a scream, lost the ability to move instantly, and then lay on the ground with a dim and transparent body, showing his figure in front of people.

At this time, the crowd screamed in surprise and moved away in fear, but with Uncle Jiu present, they were not so nervous, they just formed a vacuum around Dabao, watching with curiosity on their faces.

"Bird eggs! It turns out that there is really a ghost playing tricks on me! Uncle Nine, beat this evil ghost to death." Awei hid in the crowd at this time and cursed angrily.

Uncle Jiu turned a deaf ear, let go of Dabao, and went to the counter to take a wine jar. At this moment, Uncle Jiu poked a hole in the bottom of the jar with his fingers,

Take off the gossip at the waist and buckle it at the entrance of the cave to make it into a magic weapon for pretending ghosts.Uncle Jiu pointed the mouth of the urn at Dabao instantly, and saw a golden light shoot out from the mouth of the urn immediately.
The golden light enveloped Dabao in an instant, and it was about to suck Dabao into the urn.

At this moment, Mao Shanming was secretly startled and said: This is a ghost raised by myself, and now someone else will take it in!But there was nothing he could do to help.

If Uncle Jiu knew that he was raising ghosts, he would probably get rid of himself too.

"Uncle Ming! Come and save me!" Dabao shouted at this time.

When Uncle Jiu heard the words, he took a serious look at this moment, and Mao Shanming smiled awkwardly: "Fellow Daoist, I'll help."

Then I saw Mao Shanming pretending to be holding the wine jar, facing Dabao.Uncle Jiu waited for him for a long time, but he didn't see any movement.

"Brother Dao, if you can't do it, let me do it!" At this moment, Uncle Jiu took out the small gossip mirror from his waist, and took a picture in the three-fingered opening of the wine jar!
At this time, I saw that the wine tank suddenly turned into a bottomless pit, and the suction doubled instantly.With a sound of "咻", Dabao was put into the wine tank.As for the other little treasure, he hid in a corner.

(End of this chapter)

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