Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 230 Marshal Tianpeng
On the [-]th of the twelfth lunar month, there was no wind, no snow, and it was slightly sunny, but it was a rare good weather since the beginning of winter.

Such a good weather can be said to be the beauty of heaven, and it is also the palace of the gods who are in charge of wind, rain and astronomical phenomena.It is advisable to have a banquet in the sunny and snowy season. The Jade Emperor wants to hold the Danyuan Conference and hang out in the heavenly court. reason?
Gossip, let’s just say that the Jade Emperor held the Danyuan Conference and hosted a banquet to entertain the immortals. Countless immortals were gladly invited: Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, holy monks, and Arhats in the West, Avalokitesvara in the South and Antarctica, the Holy Emperor Chongen in the East, and the Three Continents. The Dao Xianweng, the mysterious spirit of the North Pole, and the Great Immortal of the Huangji Huangjiao in the center, these are the five elders of the five directions.There are also Wudou Xingjun, Sanqing, Sidi, Taiyi Tianxian and others in the upper eight caves, nine bases in the middle eight caves, and Haiyue immortals;All the palaces and halls are filled with deities, big and small, who come to the meeting either riding auspicious clouds, auspicious mist and fragrant wind, or riding rare birds and animals, or riding dragon chariots and phoenix chariots.

As soon as the time came, the Jade Emperor walked into the Tongming Hall in full dress, stepped on the throne, and after accepting the worship of the immortals, he immediately announced the opening of the banquet.

Although the Daozu Jiuzhuan Golden Pill is the main dish of the Danyuan Conference, the Jiuzhuan Jindan is precious and the quantity is limited. It is impossible for a god to hand a piece, so other side dishes are needed, such as Qiongye Yuye, Sea and Land Bazhen , delicious fruits and vegetables, dragon liver and phoenix marrow and the like.

Of course, the dragon liver and phoenix marrow here cannot really be the marrow of the dragon's liver and phoenix. The peacock, the son of the phoenix, even dared to eat the Buddha, and the Dapeng easily took down the monkey grandson. It can be seen that the strength of the Phoenix clan is not weak.As for the dragon and the phoenix, the dragon is still ranked above the phoenix, and no one will kill the dragon and take its liver for cooking.

Besides, let's not talk about the strength of the dragon and phoenix clans, but just talk about the dragon clan's movement of clouds and rain to benefit all beings. After thousands of years, God knows how much merit they have accumulated. Slaying dragons is a huge karma. Which idiot would do such a stupid thing?

Uh, it seems that at the time of enshrining the gods, there really was a junior who didn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, butchered the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Unfortunately, the end was tragic: even if the Lingzhu of Nuwa Palace was reincarnated, the disciple of Taiyi, the successor of Yuxu, was favored by the luck of the two saints , the body was still destroyed, intending to create a statue to absorb beliefs and condense the golden body, but his father cut down the mountain and destroyed the temple, destroyed the statue and finally got a lotus incarnation. The incarnation does not need a body. Yang Jian, who has a comparable level of cultivation, was able to fight the monkey, but he was defeated by the monkey. It was all caused by Tulong.

And this dragon slaying warrior, in order to offset karma and earn merits to increase his cultivation, he sold himself to the Heavenly Court, and he was the most active one when there was a war in the Heavenly Court.

Immortals are supposed to be at ease and unrestrained, why is it so tragic to confer gods, Haotian only needs 360 five righteous gods to run the Zhoutian star array, to explain the confrontation between the two religions, and to bet on the position of the king of mortals, countless Ordinary people and immortals die, and the root cause is that immortals do not want to be restrained.

He is also a disciple of the three generations of Chanjiao. After Yang Jian became a god, he took the six Meishan brothers to retreat to Guanjiang. He listened to the tune but not to the preaching.

Therefore, there are not many people who dare to slay dragons in this world. After the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, in the vast sea of ​​books, only three dragons were really killed, one was Ao Bing in Fengshen, one was Jinghe Dragon King in Journey to the West, and one The fire dragon demon king in Hualong.Cough cough, strictly speaking, the third one is a demon, who did not do a meritorious deed of spreading clouds and rain, Chen Xian killed him, and there is no karma.

Well, let's talk about Wei Zheng who dreamed of killing the Dragon King of Jinghe River. After all, one example of Nezha is not enough to show that the end of Dragon Slaying will be bleak. Let's give another example to increase persuasiveness!
Some people may say that although Wei Zheng beheaded the Jinghe Dragon King, he was still an extremely human minister, but he had a good end, but everyone should not forget that the Jinghe Dragon King violated the rules of heaven, changed the raining time, and withheld the number of rains. He himself committed a capital crime and lost his breath.But even so, so many great gods in the Heavenly Palace did not dare to kill him, but they had to rely on Wei Zheng's hands. Without it, because Wei Zheng was a human official, with the blessing and protection of the luck of the people, it would not be too miserable after killing the dragon.

But even so, Wei Zheng did not have a good time. Not only did he not have the good fortune to be buried in Zhaoling and enjoy the Dragon's Cave after his death, but the tombstone was lifted by Li Shimin, and there was not even a monument, how sad!

Having said so much, if there are still people who think that the dragon liver and phoenix marrow have any relationship with the dragon and phoenix, they have no choice.I remember that there is a dish called xx lion head. People who think that dragon liver and phoenix marrow are related to dragon and phoenix will also think that xx lion head is made of lion head!
Let's get back to business, let's talk about the Jade Emperor announcing the opening of the banquet, the beautiful fairy'e served all kinds of fairy wine and delicacies, the nine-turn golden pill, and the immortals were waiting to enjoy it. A burly man in a robe.He has a sultry face, a fierce face, and a slightly dark face, as if Zhang Fei, who has not yet made a fortune in the future, butchers pigs for a living.

After the man entered the Lingxiao Palace, he sang a big promise to the Jade Emperor: "I am late in dealing with military affairs, I hope Your Majesty will forgive me!"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyes and saw that the person who came was his appointed Marshal of the Tianhe Navy, a big slacker with the official canopy, he thought to himself that this guy probably just woke up, why is he dealing with military affairs and playing tricks all of a sudden?But I don't care about you for the time being, you will feel better later.

The Jade Emperor said in a warm voice: "Marshal Tianpeng is exempt from the ceremony. I want to have fun with all the immortals at this banquet. Don't be too cautious. Come and sit down!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Marshal Tianpeng sang a big promise loudly, stood up, and walked towards the seats of the Marshals of Tianhe with his burly body.

"Tianpeng, what the hell are you doing? You are so late for such an important gathering, what do you want the gods to think of our Tianhe navy, lazy and not punctual?" Just as Marshal Tianpeng sat down, a majestic man next to him asked.

"Hehe, I drank too much last night and woke up late, don't take offense, Brother God Bless." Marshal Tianpeng said with a simple and honest smile.

"Also, Brother Tianyou knows that I have to go up three poles every day to go to the Danyuan Conference and don't call me. It's too dishonest! If I didn't wake up from urinating, I'm still sleeping now!" Canopy The Marshal continued to joke.

"You and my camp are two light days away, what should I call you?" Marshal Tianyou rolled his eyes and said.

"By the way, brother, you have a good relationship with the civil servants of Tiangong, and you are well informed. Let me ask, is it true that Fairy Chang'e will perform dances at the Danyuan Conference?"

"Of course it's true, but I heard...wrong, I said, why do you get up so early today, you lazy pig? It turns out that you are not only a lazy pig, but also a perverted pig. You are here to see the fairy face of Chang'e Did you come here so actively?" Tianyou looked at Marshal Tianpeng with contempt and asked.

"What lazy pig, perverted pig, I'm human, you can use lazy person, perverted person to describe me, don't use pig, my master said I'm a pig, that's all, you say I'm in a hurry with you! Besides, God bless you Brother, don’t call me second brother, you didn’t come here for Fairy Chang’e? According to my opinion, 99 out of [-] male immortals in this temple are here for Chang’e!” Marshal Tianpeng said shaking his head.

"I'm one of those exceptions!" For the sake of his own reputation and reputation, Tianyou said immediately.

"I haven't finished talking just now! The one who didn't come for Chang'e among the one hundred male immortals is either a eunuch or impotent, brother Tian..." Marshal Tianpeng looked at Tianyou carefully, as if he was judging He is a eunuch or impotent.

"puff!"

The gods who are eligible to be invited by the Jade Emperor to the Danyuan Conference are all famous gods, strong is their pronoun, and they are all people with sharp eyes and ears. How many great gods have been flipped, how many royal wines have been sprayed with laughter, and the Lingxiao Palace is full of happiness.

"This bastard, it's like this, it makes me feel so majestic! Okay, okay, since you don't like people calling you a pig, then I will let you be a pig later!" Marshal Tianpeng's talking and laughing annoyed the Jade Emperor. He intends to take advantage of this Danyuan meeting to demote this idler who promised to Buddhism to the lower world. If Marshal Peng today destroys his majestic image, he decides to teach Tianpeng a profound lesson.

(End of this chapter)