The first marriage pet: cute wife is not easy to mess with

Chapter 550 Encyclopedia of Blocked Jokes (7)

Lv Yanyao has always been injured a lot, but Lv Yanyao seldom goes to the hospital.

When the injury was too serious, Lu Yanyao would go to the hospital bed for a little treatment, and then leave.

Even if it is a hospital bed, Lu Yanyao will definitely ask his people to arrange it.

However, now Li Yanyao is lying with her on this ordinary hospital bed.

"It's not uncomfortable." Lu Yanyao only hoped that Gu Tianxue would recover quickly.

What kind of obsession with cleanliness... Lu Yanyao has long since been thrown into the clouds.

Is this guy Lu Yanyao's cleanliness okay?

Gu Tianxue stared at Lv Yanyao for a while, and found that Lv Yanyao seemed to really not care about the bed in this ward.

Gu Tianxue looked at Lv Yanyao with a smile, "I finally found a way to cure your cleanliness. It turns out that whenever I get sick, you will..."

"You are not allowed to get sick, and you are not allowed to have accidents." Gu Tianxue's words were interrupted seriously by Lv Yanyao.

Gu Tianxue was originally joking, but when she saw Lv Yanyao's serious and nervous face, Gu Tianxue couldn't help shrinking her shoulders, she was a little scared by Lv Yanyao and said, "I know, I won't If you are sick, nothing will happen, okay?"

Seeing Gu Tianxue's serious attitude, Lu Yanyao's face softened a bit.

Gu Tianxue secretly kissed the corner of Li Yanyao's lips, smiling like a kitten, Gu Tianxue nestled in Li Yanyao's arms and acted like a baby, "You are too much."

Lv Yanyao didn't know why, but Lv Yanyao felt that Gu Tianxue's complaints about him must be justified, so he pretended to be listening attentively.

Gu Tianxue was amused by Lv Yanyao's serious look, she obviously just deliberately complained about Lv Yanyao, that's all.

Gu Tianxue then said to Lv Yanyao, "I mean, I suffered such a serious injury, but you didn't think of a way to make me happy, but let me make you happy all the time."

Lu Yanyao is in a bad mood, and Gu Tianxue has been working hard to make Lu Yanyao feel better.

Normally, Lv Yanyao would definitely dismiss Gu Tianxue's tricky words, but now, Lv Yanyao doesn't know whether he was frightened or what, Lv Yanyao looked at Gu Tianxue with deep eyes, and suddenly said, "How can I make you laugh?" you laugh?"

Did Lu Yanyao really intend to make her laugh?
Gu Tianxue was a little uncomfortable for a while, Gu Tianxue tilted his head and thought for a while, and said with some uncertainty, "I..."

Now that Li Yanyao is injured, she can't bully Li Yanyao to dance and sing for her, it seems that it is too exhausting and it is not conducive to Li Yanyao's recovery.

Gu Tianxue thought for a while, and then said to Lv Yanyao, "Then tell me a joke."

Lu Yanyao and Gu Tianxue stared at each other for a moment.

Lü Yanyao probably hasn't told a joke in his life.

I'm afraid no one except Gu Tianxue would dare to make fun of General Lu Yanyao.

However, Lu Yanyao quickly thought of a solution.

Lv Yanyao picked up the phone and directly searched for the words Daquan of jokes.

Soon there were thousands of jokes.

Lv Yanyao began to speak one by one.

Gu Tianxue listened expectantly.

then……

Gu Tianxue really couldn't bear it anymore.

No matter how funny the joke is, Lv Yanyao will always say it with a disgusted attitude. Even if Gu Tianxue thinks it is funny and wants to laugh, but as long as he smiles a little, Gu Tianxue feels that Lv Yanyao seems to be despising her IQ.

(End of this chapter)