A ray of white moonlight

Chapter 771 Money is a panacea...

Lu Yi understood half of what she heard. She is a liberal arts student and has no talent for physics, biology, or even chemistry.

Therefore, she only understood one meaning, which was that poverty limited her imagination, and money, a panacea, could really extract many non-human things.

"Oh, that means it is indeed a high-tech bodyguard, but it's a pity that it doesn't have super destructive weapons."

"Not necessarily, it actually has an ultimate activation function, which contains destructive power. However, there is a problem with this ultimate weapon, that is, under certain circumstances, it will add a special protective cover to the owner, and activate the self-explosion function, instantly destroying the surrounding All the hidden dangers, the destructive degree of the 9.0-magnitude earthquake.”

"Wow! That's so powerful! Can it produce such a powerful explosion? Hey...wait, then 'it' died after self-explosion? Is it the savior of automation?"

Lu Yiyi looked at the stupid and cute cat that was still flying around and crashing into the wall from time to time, and felt that self-explosion or something really didn't fit its style of painting.

Especially in order to save the master and detonate himself in the end, the kind of painting style of killing life and benevolence is really hard to imagine.

And sure enough, as soon as Lu Yi finished asking, Master Miao said, "Little girl, you think well! Although you are my master, Master Miao, I will never blow myself up because of you, and Master Miao I don’t know how to blow myself up! Hahaha!”

"..." Sure enough, this thing has a bad personality!

Lu Yiyi immediately turned to look at Shen Ya: "Can this guy's self-detonation be detonated manually by the owner? I will detonate it now!"

"No. I told you before that it is a semi-finished product, because its self-explosion activation function is out of control. The person who designed it was still in the groping stage. After installation, he forgot to set the self-explosion button, so I said this There is a problem with the function, which is basically tasteless.”

"... "

In other words, although this guy can level a city in an instant, and he can die heroically, but without the switch key, this function cannot be activated at all, and it is meaningless to design it...

Just like Master Miao's flying over the sword, sticking the sword to the sole of the foot is the same thing as not sticking the sword, at most it has a scary effect.

Maybe one day when facing the enemy, you can say to others: "Don't come here, I tell you, I am a cat that will blow itself up! If you dare to come here, I will die with you."

And if you encounter an enemy who is not afraid of death, make up your mind while trembling, and shout to it: "Come on, blow yourself up, we will die together."

As a result, it said: "Ha, Master Meow, I actually scared you because I couldn't find the switch for the self-explosion button!"

At that time, Lu Yiyi thought that the cat would be beaten until the cotton fell out.

Hey, make do with it.

Lu Yiyi sighed, and waved to the doll cat who was still flying high: "Okay, okay, stop showing off, come down, shaking makes me have a headache, can you turn off the phone by yourself?"

"No! I'm having fun, don't bother me!"

"..." Sure enough, to some extent, this guy is undoubtedly an artificial intelligence. He actually has his own way of thinking and doesn't obey his master's orders at all.

Glancing at Lu Yiyi's helpless expression, Shen Ya smiled, stared at Master Miao and said, "Okay, get out."

As soon as the words fell, Flying Cat seemed to be discouraged, and flew back with a "swish", pulled out the flying sword, and lay down in the box.

"???" Lu Yiyi's eyes widened, and she suddenly recalled it. In other words, it seemed that her instructions had no effect on Master Miao at all, but Master Miao always followed Shen Ya's words. So, in fact, Miao My master is Shinya, right?
However, Lu Yiyi remembered that just after entering the door, Shen Ya used the remote control computer to connect to the bluetooth, set her identity information for this thing, and made sure that she was the owner.And Master Meow also said that she is its owner.

Is this a bug?
However, after thinking about it for a moment, when Lu Yiyi saw Shen Ya's cold eyes sweeping towards Master Meow, he understood, this is... her majesty is not enough!
This cat...it's so meow that the wind makes the rudder!

Whether to choose to obey a titular soft-girl master or an inhuman big boss is not a question worth thinking about at all.

(End of this chapter)