Lu Dynasty

Chapter 469 Yu Ji
I don't know if Yu Ji ever came to Luoyang to find trouble in history, but I think he probably didn't.After all, Sun Ce's sword is not a vegetarian, even if he didn't stab him to death, he should have been seriously injured!I was very interested in seeing Yu Ji who was fooling the people there. "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" said that Sun Ce died because he killed Yu Ji.I'm not Sun Ce, so naturally I wouldn't kill people for no reason, and I wouldn't get angry when I saw others pay homage to Yu Ji, but Yu Ji dared to bluff and cheat in my territory, which I couldn't allow.

I went down the restaurant to stop Yu Ji's marching team and asked, "May I ask you what virtue you have to make the people bow down?"

An old lady next to me said to me: "Young man, you don't know, this is Yu Ji, the great immortal. You should kneel down to worship him and ask him to pray for you! He used to preach in Jiangdong, but now he comes to Luoyang It's your luck!"

I helped the old lady up and said, "Old lady, if Lu Feng..."

"Shut up!" The old lady who had a pleasant face suddenly became very ferocious, and she said angrily, "Can you call Prime Minister Lu by his first name?" Not only did she startle me, but also Yu Ji. .

"It's my fault!" Even calling my own name was wrong, I quickly admitted my mistake, what's the fuss with an old man, and it's because he respects me.I smiled and said, "If Prime Minister Lu came, would you always pay homage to him like this?"

"I really want to pay homage to Prime Minister Lu in this way. His old man has great kindness to us Sizhou people, but it's a pity that he won't let him! Now the big man is even exempted from kneeling, which seems to mean that Prime Minister Lu doesn't like others kneeling on him! You know, back then I’ve seen Prime Minister Lu from afar!” I’ve become an old man in my 30s, and I’m still called an old man by a rather old lady, so I can’t help but feel old!However, I forgive this old lady, she is quite good at bragging, but she still doesn't recognize me after seeing me, could it be Alzheimer's disease?
"Since Cheng Lu is more powerful than the old Taoist, you don't pay homage to Prime Minister Lu, why do you still pay homage to this old Taoist?" Sometimes I am very puzzled by the Chinese superstition. But often people know that it is superstition, but still believe it, which is very puzzling!

"Who doesn't want to live a good life? I hope Prime Minister Lu can manage us all the time, so I want to pray for him and let him live a long life! In fact, the little grandson at home also told me that these old people can't be trusted. But since we don't need to pay , Bye bye, let’s do it! Anyway, bye bye, you won’t suffer any disadvantages, at worst, it’s like falling down or going to the temple to worship the gods! Wouldn’t it be better if it came true?” The old lady’s words almost made me faint from laughing, Yu Ji’s angry nose All crooked!
Yu Ji adjusted his mood and said with a smile: "Old man, I can call the wind and rain, and let the rain sprinkle all over the world. If you don't believe me, today I will ask for a shower of rain for the people of Luoyang!"

The old lady is dubious, but I know what is going on with Yu Ji, it is nothing more than some meteorological observation methods!Just like Zhuge Liang clearly predicted which day the east wind would blow, he just wanted to play tricks and say that he could borrow the east wind.It is actually the easiest thing to judge which day will rain.I smiled and said, "Old Master Yu, I didn't want to expose you at first, but you are bluffing and cheating on my territory, so I can't forgive you! Fellow folks, do any of you suffer from backaches when it rains? Please come out!" Find an old man with rheumatism to know whether it has rained recently, and the more painful it means the rain is coming sooner!
An old man walked out of the crowd and said, "Sir, I have the symptoms you mentioned!"

"Dare to ask me, where is your body hurting today?" I can tell whether it has rained recently based on the pain in the old man's body. Although I can't tell the exact time, I know Yu Ji's method for praying for rain. After all, he has rheumatism Painful people don't go out on rainy days, it hurts!

The old man smiled and said, "Sir, you want to judge whether it will rain today based on my physical condition, right? I can tell you that there must be rain at noon today, because my joints have been swollen and painful since yesterday. I came to Luoyang because of the pain, and I just wanted Dr. Zhang from the medical school to show me. I couldn’t stand the pain. No, Dr. Hua gave me a few needles, and I feel better, and I can walk now!"

"Even an old farmer knows that it will rain today, and you, Yu Ji, still ask for it?" Yu Ji can only deceive ignorant and foolish people, maybe he can also deceive those who are in a hurry to go to the doctor, but as long as there is a sensible person, he is done!In fact, many people know these common senses, but they are simply forgotten.

Yu Ji was very embarrassed, he forced a smile and said: "Poverty Dao is a Taoist priest of Langya Palace. During Emperor Shun's time, he went to the mountains to collect medicine, and got a divine book on the Yangqu Spring, called "Taiping Qingling Dao". Alchemy for people's diseases. Poor people get it, but they can spread it on behalf of the heavens, and save all people. Immortal? And I have never claimed to be an immortal, but the common people treat me as an immortal, so what does that have to do with me?" Yu Ji began to argue.

I listened carefully, isn't Yu Ji's words a dialogue with Sun Ce?I laughed and said, "You never take people. Where do you get your clothes and food? Could it be that you weaved and farmed yourself? As for the "Taiping Qingling Dao" you mentioned, I have also read it. I seized it from Zhang Jiao. Yes, Zhang Jiao called it "Taiping Essentials", so you are Zhang Jiao and his ilk!" The people in my territory suffered greatly from the Yellow Turban, and when they heard that Yu Ji was Zhang Jiao and his ilk, they began to look coldly at him.Regardless of the fact that there are still Yellow Turban thieves, people who have actually done Yellow Turbans and came to my command hate Zhang Jiao to the bone!Of course, except for those yellow turban generals, who are popular and drink spicy food and have never suffered much!

"You... who the hell are you!" Yu Ji was a little surprised. "Tai Ping Qing Ling Dao" is known as a heavenly book, how can it be read by ordinary people, even Zhang Jiao stole it from the old fairy Nanhua.It's a pity that I didn't find gunpowder manufacturing technology in it!And Yu Ji has been bewildering me, but without success!
"You don't care who I am, the officials of the Ministry of War will take you to the Ministry of Punishment for questioning in a while! If you walk in our department without identification, I will reasonably suspect that you are a spy! At that time, you will know that Prime Minister Lu How did you deal with spies!" This kid Yu Ji must have some skills, and if his life is not endangered, he will naturally not show it. If his life is threatened, I think he will definitely not be caught without a fight.

(End of this chapter)