Lu Dynasty

Chapter 483 Zhang Song
Since I want to deal with foreigners, I naturally think of various ways.Yuan Shao organizes a coalition of 200 million troops, and food is definitely a heavy burden, so I decided to make Yuan Shao's burden even heavier.As for how to make Yuan Shao's burden even heavier, the only way is to fortify the wall and clear the field!Anyway, foreigners can only enter my territory from Bingzhou. I asked Zhang Ji to move most of the people to Sizhou, or to the city.The common people know that those cannibalistic aliens are coming, so they have to move quickly. No one wants to be a two-legged sheep and become the food in his mouth!
I will fortify the walls and clear the fields, and those foreigners will naturally not be able to grab food.When foreigners attacked the Central Plains, they never prepared their own military supplies.Basically, it's all about killing and looting all the way.Since the foreign soldiers couldn't grab the food in Bingzhou, and they couldn't even see a few people in Bingzhou, they only had two ways, one was to ask Yuan Shao for food, the other was to rob Yuan Shao, or even kill Yuan Shaojun's people to eat meat!Either way, it's what I want to see.My only worry is that those foreigners will not be able to grab food in Bingliang Prefecture, and they may go to Jizhou to rob and kill the people of Jizhou, but this is not what I want to see!

Although I don't want to see the people of Jizhou being abused by foreigners, I can't help it.I can't give up the people of Si Bingliang and the three prefectures for the sake of the people of Jizhou. You must know that the people in my three prefectures are several times that of the people under Yuan Shao's rule, so I have to take care of the people under my command first and let Zhang Ji, the governor of Bingzhou, organize to strengthen the wall and clear the country , and even sent Xi Zhicai to supervise.Originally, there were still some stubborn people who were unwilling to move away, but they saw that even Xi Zhicai had arrived, and they understood that the situation was serious this time, so most of Bingzhou, except for the defenders, could not see a single person, a house, or even a ruined wall. !At the same time, I asked Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to be ready to support the front line at any time!Everything has been arranged, and I am waiting for Yuan Shao and the foreigners to arrive.But after a long time, Yuan Shao didn't move, I almost thought it was Cao fooling me.

Time passed day by day, the first year of the Han Dynasty ushered in the second year of the Han Dynasty very peacefully, but Yuan Shao did not move, which made me quite anxious.In fact, it's not that Yuan Shao didn't want to find trouble for me, it's just that he couldn't control the foreigners, so he had to delay and delay.In the end, I didn't wait for the attack of the foreign race, but an ugly man came, which made me really speechless.

As soon as the spring of the second year of Dahan came, an ugly man came to Luoyang and said he wanted to see me.This ugly man is not Pang Tong, but Zhang Song and Zhang Yongnian.As for how ugly Zhang Song is, if he calls out that he is the ugliest of the big men, I don't think anyone will doubt it.However, I have never met Pang Tong, so I don't know if the legendary ugly Phoenix can be as ugly as Zhang Song.Wen Chou, who was ridiculed by us because he was too ugly, would think he was handsome if he saw Zhang Song!Zhang Song is definitely the kind of person who is inconspicuous in the toilet and unappetizing on the dining table.I really don't understand how Liu Bei in history could eat and sleep with Zhang Song. Could it be that he was picking shit before selling straw sandals?

When Zhang Song came to visit me, he was almost kicked out.If I hadn't repeatedly emphasized to all the shopkeepers of Jimin Restaurant that people should not be judged by appearances, and sea water should not be measured, he would definitely be kicked out by the shopkeepers of Luoyang Jimin Restaurant!How tall is Zhang Song?The head is pointed, the nose is narrow and the teeth are exposed, the body is less than five feet short, and the speech is like a bronze bell.In fact, it is not Zhang Song's fault that he is ugly, the key is that he is too short, he should be a dwarf!He is less than five feet tall, and Zhang Song should not exceed 24 meters based on 1.2 centimeters in the Han Dynasty. Even if calculated by the Song and Yuan dynasties, he should not exceed 1.5 meters.Nine-foot men like Guan Yu and Lu Bu couldn't see him unless they lowered their heads.When Zhang Song came to Jimin Restaurant, the shopkeeper thought he was a lost child from some family and almost sent him to a place for orphans.Later, when Zhang Song spoke, the voice was like a bronze bell, and his tone was arrogant and domineering. It would be a ghost if the shopkeeper gave him a good face!However, at his request, the shopkeeper sent someone to notify me.

When I came to Jimin Restaurant, the moment I saw Zhang Song, I did have a strong feeling of wanting to vomit.Even though my psychological quality is very good, I was taken aback by Zhang Song.It's not wrong to be ugly, but to be as ugly as Zhang Song, it can only be said that God is too partial to him, and put all the ugliness in the world on him alone!When I knew he was Zhang Song, I immediately understood why Cao didn't like him.No prince is willing to find such a thing to turn off his appetite, let alone Cao, who has a lot of counselors under his command in history.Even if Zhang Song's talent is higher than Zhuge Liang, Cao will not appreciate him, because he is too ugly!

Fortunately, my psychological quality is good, and I started talking with Zhang Song at the risk of vomiting out the gall.I'm not Liu Bei, so I don't need to make friends with him.As long as I don't discriminate against Zhang Song, it's a courtesy to him.Zhang Song found that I frowned slightly the moment I saw him, and felt a little dissatisfied with me in my heart. A person with low self-esteem like him is very sensitive to other people's attitudes, so Zhang Song's words began to be arrogant.When I saw Zhang Song talking more and more arrogantly, I knew he was angry.However, this kind of person who puts all his emotions on his face, I think he is very cute.

When Zhang Song finished venting, I smiled and said, "Has Yongnian's anger ever subsided? If I have been rude in any way, please forgive me!" Zhang Song was stunned when he saw my apology.I am now a vassal, and not everyone is qualified to make me apologize. In fact, Zhang Song dared to speak to me like this out of anger just now, and he regretted it after he finished speaking!I looked at Zhang Song's dumbfounded expression and smiled: "Yongnian, you must know your dignity yourself. If someone says you are beautiful, it must be flattering you, asking for something from you, or even trying to harm you. But What I want to say is, if you still can't let go of the knot about your appearance, then you will be delayed by your appearance for the rest of your life! You must know that the achievement of a man lies in his ability, not his appearance. Zhang Yongnian is a great talent, and I can never forget it, I know it well!"

Zhang Song looked at me straight, trying to see my true thoughts from my expression.But my sincere smile moved him very much.In fact, Zhang Song is a very nice person. Apart from being ugly and short, there should be nothing to say about being friends.Otherwise, he would not make friends with him because of his character of vindictiveness.Zhang Song was moved and moved, his little mouse turned his eyes and asked: "Dare to ask the prime minister, what is your first feeling when you see me?"

(End of this chapter)