Lu Dynasty

Chapter 98 I have a date with you (2)
When you come to Mang Mountain in the northern suburbs of Luoyang, it is natural to hunt and barbecue.Cao said to me: "Baxian, tell the brothers to go hunting by themselves, and we gather firewood to make a fire, how about it?"

Guan Yu said with a smile: "A certain family's arrow skills are not good. This small matter of collecting firewood and making a fire, I should do it for you. How can I make my elder brother tired. How happy is my eldest brother playing the piano and joking with his sisters-in-law here!"

Cao blinked, and said a little puzzled, "Yun Chang, we have a lot of people today, and we need a lot of firewood. Don't look at my brothers who are not as tall as Yun Chang, but their food intake is no less than Yun Chang's!"

Guan Yu's narrowed Danfeng eyes opened suddenly, picked up the simple knife on the saddle, and walked towards a big tree.Guan Yu's sword flashed, and the big tree fell down.Guan Yu kept waving the simple knife in his hand towards the big tree.After a while, a pile of dry firewood was piled on the ground!Cao looked at Guan Yu and didn't speak for a while, but there was an 'admiration' in his eyes?Or 'love'?
Guan Yu threw the simple knife in his hand to the ground, cupped his hands and asked Cao: "So, is there enough firewood?" You know, we are out hunting, Guan Yu and the others will not bring weapons like Qinglong Yanyue knife , even if you bring it, you expect Guan Yu to chop firewood with the Qinglong Yanyue Knife?If I really do that, I guess Guan Yu will use Qinglong Yanyue knife to kill me!
Zhang Fei looked at Cao's embarrassment, and laughed wildly: "Meng De, you mustn't try to instruct your elder brother to do anything. He is happy that my elder brother is willing to do something, and he is not happy if he doesn't. Even if it is something that elder brother can do." If you ask my elder brother to do it, my elder brother is willing to do it, but my second elder brother will be unhappy. My second elder brother hates others to instigate my elder brother, except of course the two sisters-in-law, the second elder brother dare not take care of it!" Cao didn't feel anything about Zhang Fei's words, but Cai Yan and Gao Rui blushed up to their necks.

Gao Rui said angrily: "Good Zhang Fei Zhang Yide, your skin is itchy, right! Feng Xian, get rid of him!"

Lv Bu walked towards Zhang Fei with a grin, his fingers were still pinching and snapping.Lu Bu said: "Yide, as the saying goes: the eldest brother is the father, and the eldest sister-in-law is the mother! Although Gao Rui is the younger sister-in-law, she is still the eldest brother's wife. The sister-in-law's life is hard to break, so I will offend my brother!"

"Oh!" Zhang Fei shouted: "Sister-in-law, Yide is wrong, and Yide dare not offend sister-in-law again! I hope sister-in-law forgive me. Brother, you don't care!"

Zhao Yun said with a smile: "Yide should be honest and ask sister-in-law for forgiveness. It's not like you don't know that elder brother has always yielded to sister-in-law in such trivial matters. Besides, sister-in-law is willing to ask Feng Xian to clean you up. That's because she is close to you. If If someone else had changed, my sister-in-law would have ordered Feng Xian to kill her, and my elder brother would not have said anything!"

Cao Hong laughed and said, "I don't want Meng De to say that Lu Baxian, who is a hero, is still afraid of himself!"

Lu Bu said: "What do you know, big brother loves his sister-in-law, spoils him! You are still afraid of guilt, and you can tell at a glance that you are the kind of rude guy who no one cares about. Forget it, I won't tell you!"

Cao Hong was furious when he heard this, pointed at Lu Bu and said, "You..."

Cao hurriedly dissuaded him and said, "They're all my brothers, what's the matter! Zilian, Fengxian was joking with you too, why are you so excited!"

Lu Bu curled his lips and said disdainfully: "So what? Hit me if you have the ability!"

"Fengxian!" I said in a deep voice, "Apologize!"

"Brother!" Lu Bu called.I glanced at Lu Bu.

Lu Bu turned his head, cupped his hands to Cao Hong and said, "A certain family apologizes!" That action was simply a replica of Guan Yu.

Cao Hong was so angry, he thought to himself: If he doesn't apologize, I'm not angry, but this apology makes me even more angry.Doesn't he look down on me, Cao Hong?

Just as Cao Hong wanted to say something, Xia Houyuan said: "Zi Lian, don't be angry. The people who came here today are all friends. How can you be so angry? Since we are here to hunt, why don't we compare. Whoever has more prey wins. How? Of course, if you hunt tigers, bears, leopards and the like, it’s another count!”

"Okay!" Not only Cao Hong and the others, but even Guan Yu and Zhang Fei agreed very much, so they split up.I sat beside Cai Yan and didn't go.Dian Wei originally said he wanted to stay, so I asked him to catch me a tiger and go back to drink wine.After hearing what I said, Cao was taken aback for a while, feeling a little silly.

I smiled and said to Cao: "Meng De, to be honest, what is your intention in bringing your two younger sisters here? If you want to seduce me, I am not the kind of lustful man. If you want to seduce my brother, you It must be paid!"

Cao laughed and said, "Baxian, you have nothing good to say about you. These two girls are the closest to us in our clan. We were going out to hunt, and they wanted to follow, so they took them with us. They are not as dirty as you said. If your brother takes a fancy to my two younger sisters, I will go back and explain to my father that there should be no big problem. However, they can only be wives and not concubines, otherwise my Cao family will be ashamed !"

I laughed and said, "Yun Chang is married, Zilong has a childhood sweetheart, and Fengxian is still looking for Axiu! The children of Dianwei's family are almost able to make soy sauce! It seems that you can only see if Yide can take a liking to her." Your girl is gone!" Cao's two younger sisters blushed as I spoke.

Cao pointed at me and said with a big laugh: "Good job, Lu Baxian! You are such a rascal! I still treat you as a hero!"

"Cut!" I said to Cao disdainfully: "Who is the hero Xiang Yu or Liu Bang? Everyone must say that it is Han Gaozu, because he won. But in reality? Han Gaozu is only a green skin!"

Cao said: "Ba first, keep your voice down, don't let others hear you!"

I smiled and said: "You Cao is too careful, don't say you heard it, even if you hear it and want to sue me, you must have evidence! Even if you have evidence, why don't I bribe Shi Changshi! Besides, you are the only one here. My people are here, if it is really passed on, is it you and your sister, or Yan'er and Rui'er?"

Cao laughed and said, "I have nothing to do with you! By the way, why don't you go hunting?"

"Didn't you go too?" I laughed and said, "Don't you want to see the strength of my brothers? Don't quibble, sophistry is not like friends. Friends must be honest, that's why I let the brothers come. Although I shoot good arrows, since today is the home field of the brothers, why should I steal the limelight. Besides, with my powerless appearance, I don’t look like someone who can hunt!”

Cao said: "I've known for a long time that you, Lu Feng, are unparalleled in archery. To save Tai Shici outside Beihai City, you shot one bow and two arrows without fail. It can be said that Yang Youji is alive!"

I laughed and said, "That's thanks to Kong Beihai's governance. Otherwise, how could there be so many robbers and bandits in the world for me to kill!"

"These rotten Confucians will talk about it! They don't have any skills! They are very good at fighting for power!" Cao said depressedly: "Let's say he is Beihai Kong Rong, a great Confucian in China. But you see that Beihai is governed by him, and he still has the face to say What: The seats are always full, and the wine in the glass is not empty, so I have nothing to worry about! It’s really a wine bag and a rice bag!”

"Extremely! Extremly!" I laughed and agreed.

Cao said: "Didn't Baxian say that today's hunting will play a song for me?"

(End of this chapter)