folk legend
Chapter 102 Han Xiazi's Tiger Butt
Chapter 102 Han Xiazi's Tiger Butt
Looking at these two things, the more Dougen thought about it, the angrier he became. You said that you are a young man, but you are not lacking in thoughtfulness, so you let such a thing play with you all night.The carriage that was supposed to be driving had already left, but Dougen came back so angry that he raised his foot and kicked the rabbit hard.
With a scream of squeaks, Tumaozi let Dougen's kick fly high, and then fell far to the ground.Looking at the flying rabbit, thinking about it, if he can't fall to death, he will only have half his life left, so Dougen feels more balanced in his heart.He didn't speak any more, and ran back to the carriage quickly, and went on the road.
On the second half of the road, Jiang Liu and Dougen drove the carriage in shifts, and they never spoke again.It wasn't until the rooster crowed and Dongfang showed a little white belly that Jiang Liu said to Dougen: "I said Dougen, do you think there is anything wrong with what happened last night?"
Hearing Jiang Liu's question, are you sitting? Dougen on the carriage thought for a while and said, "I'm wondering, you mean this Han Yumei, since she's in the Communist Party, she has to learn something, right? She said that, and she was caught easily, logically speaking, it shouldn't be."
Jiang Liu, who was driving the carriage, glanced back at Dougen, and said, "I'm not talking about that, I mean that she took so much effort to find us, but it's just because of such a trivial matter, it's not right no matter how you think about it. Speaking, when I first heard her finish, I was really planning to help her. After thinking about it carefully, I always felt that something was wrong, so I said it back to Sanliangzi, let’s procrastinate.”
At this time, Dougen suddenly remembered something, reached out and patted Jiang Liu on the shoulder and said, "Liuzi, do you still remember when we two came out of Sanliangzi? I remember you were carrying a bag, but you Master said, what are you doing carrying that thing on a blind date, and even rushed to snatch your bag away. Tell me, did your master already know something?"
Hearing Dougen talk about this incident, Jiang Liu thought about the situation that day carefully, and felt that Master's behavior that day was really abnormal.With something on his mind, Jiang Liu wished he could fly to Sanliangzi immediately and ask Xiazi Han face to face.
When the sun was fully out, the two guys finally arrived at Sanliangzi.This guy, after eating yesterday morning, has not touched his teeth until now, and he has not rested all night. The two young men are tired and hungry.
Fortunately, when she entered the house, Jiang Liuniang just finished cooking the meal and brought it to the table.The two boys didn't even bother to load and unload the things in the car, they went straight to the house without saying hello to the people in the house, picked up the dry food and started eating.
The people in the room never expected that the two children would rush home at this time, but these two guys ate like starved ghosts reincarnated, which made it difficult for the family to ask together now.
The two children were so hungry, the mother was naturally distressed, and while serving the soup, she said: "Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't worry. Don't choke."
A bean bag was put down, and the stomach was slightly cushioned, so Jiang Liu told the people in the house about the back and forth in detail while eating.
After finishing speaking, Lao Jiang didn't bother to ask him about the blind date, but asked Xiazi Han instead: "Master, tell me the truth today, did you know in advance that we have something to do on this trip? Or when I leave, Why don't you let me take the bag!"
Jiang Liu was eager to answer the questions in his heart, so he spoke a little fast.But to outsiders hearing these words, it is not the case. It is obvious that there is a feeling of provoking a teacher.
Han Xiazi is not a dough person, of course, he can't knead it as you want!Besides, it's the master again, and he won't save face for a child.
He glared at Jiang Liu, and said angrily, "What do you mean? It's wrong for me not to let you carry your bag? You tell yourself, how can you still wear Mr. Yin Yang when you go on a blind date? If you really If you want to know what happened last night, go to the underworld by yourself, and you will find out if you ask. Come back and ask me? I don’t go out of the door and don’t go through the door, so what can I know!"
Only then did Jiang Liu realize his manner of speaking, and he really didn't feel very good. He hurriedly put down the bean bag in his hand, and said with a smile on his face, "Look at what you said, Master. In the end, isn’t it you who are most sad? I knew that Master is doing everything for my own good.”
"Well, don't flatter me, I don't like this. If something really happens to you, I'll be happy for a few days. Just you monkey boy, with eight eyes when you turn your eyes, I really play with you Sorry."
A slap in the face, not only didn't work, but it made the master say a lot, if it was placed on someone else, he would have found a piece of tofu and killed him, but would the sloppy Jiang Liu care about this?The answer is yes, of course not!
Leaning close to Blind Han, he hugged Master's arm and said coquettishly, "Master, I didn't blame you, so you are wrong. No matter how thoughtful I am, I am still your apprentice. You just tie chicken feathers all over me, I don’t have the guts to play in front of you. In my heart, you are this, no, bigger than this!”
While talking, Jiang Liu gave a thumbs up and gestured towards Xiazi Han, but soon felt that something was wrong, but he gestured back and forth several times, but failed to make a suitable gesture.
With a slap, Han Xiazi opened Jiang Liu's hand, and said several times: "You don't give me these empty things, be a real person, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and let me worry less , I will burn high incense."
After finishing speaking, he gave Jiang Liu a puzzled look and ignored him.Although Han Xiazi still reprimanded Jiang Liu, his obvious tone has softened a lot.
Only now did Jiang Liu put his mind back to his stomach, wiped off his cold sweat, and said to himself, if he knew that asking this master would make him so angry, he would not touch this tiger's butt no matter what.
But then again, if you say that since he doesn't know, he can just say he doesn't know. Why does he still have this attitude?Reasonable is not loud, his attitude shows that there must be something wrong here, no, when I have time later, I have to follow his words, if I don't understand this matter, I will not be your apprentice.
After a while, after the two of them were full, the women cleared the table as usual, and the men sat on the kang and chatted with their cigarette pipes.During this period, it is natural to ask about the blind date.
At this time, the skinless and shameless Jiang Liu blushed and felt embarrassed, so Dougen told everyone the story, when the people in the house heard that Jiang Liu was being chased all over the street by a little girl When, they all laughed.
And Jiang Liu, who had known that everyone would laugh at him, ran out of the house blushing with embarrassment, brought back the things Miss Yuehua brought from the carriage, and laid them out on the kang, so as to divert everyone attention.
Looking at the pile of things on the kang, Lao Jiang Le couldn't close his mouth. After all, it was the first time he saw the woman return so many gifts.It can also be seen from this that Lao Tai's family has a good impression of Jiang Liu, otherwise they would not be so willing.
Among these people, Zhang Huang's daughter-in-law knew the details of Lao Tai's family, so she didn't know how many times and took the trouble to introduce it to everyone.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiang Liu quickly grabbed the bean root and ran out.
Although the two of them didn't sleep after tossing all night, they didn't feel sleepy at this time.So he drove the carriage to Dougen's house, unloaded all the things belonging to Emperor Zhang, and put them in the Westinghouse.
There was nothing to do next, the two of them discussed it and went to Jiangliu's house to ride a bike and take a stroll there. Anyway, the field hadn't thawed yet, so they couldn't do any farm work.
As a result, the two returned to Jiangliu's house again. As soon as they entered the house, they saw a man kneeling in front of the edge of the kang, kowtowing to Blind Han who was sitting on the kang.
At this time, Lao Jiang, with his bare feet, stood beside the man and pulled his arm vigorously, trying to pull him up, but it was as if the man had used a heavy weight. pull.
After seeing the two children coming into the house, Lao Jiang let go of the man's arms, and shouted at the door, "Dougen, you are very strong, come here, drag this old man up, sir, you got up early Just ran home to kneel and kowtow, wouldn't that fucking shorten my life?"
After Lao Jiang finished speaking, he sat on the edge of the kang angrily and muttered. It seemed that the tossing and tossing just now really made him very tired.
Seeing that the old man was so tired, Dougen didn't ask in vain.He stepped forward and put both hands under the creaking nest of that person.
As the saying goes, if you are a half-baby, eat me to death. This is true. Dougen really does not lose his strength. Don't look at Lao Jiang's effort. When it was Dougen's turn, he didn't see how hard he was. After getting up all the time, he hugged the person, and then put him directly on the kang, pressing the person on the edge of the kang.
Only at this time did Jiang Liu see clearly who this person was.
I saw a person coming, sitting down and riding a white dragon donkey, holding a staff with nine chains in his hand, and wanted to ask who is coming?Tang Seng chant.Hehe, this is what Wei San said, not me.
The one from Lao Jiang's house would definitely not be dressed like this, let alone Tang Seng.Who is it then?It was none other than Li Yu who came.The reason why Li Yu came to Lao Jiang's house was naturally for his precious son Li Dewu.
It turned out that in the past period of time, Li Dewu had already been so serious that it was a new year for him.But after breaking five, they started to toss again.
The son has become like this, but this Li Yu still can't bear to look for Jiang Liu.But today he couldn't help himself, because after waking up this morning, Li Dewu no longer knew anyone, and kowtowed when he saw his family members kneeling on the ground.Kowtow and say I was wrong, please forgive me and so on.Li Yu had no choice but to get up early and run to Lao Jiang's house.
(End of this chapter)
Looking at these two things, the more Dougen thought about it, the angrier he became. You said that you are a young man, but you are not lacking in thoughtfulness, so you let such a thing play with you all night.The carriage that was supposed to be driving had already left, but Dougen came back so angry that he raised his foot and kicked the rabbit hard.
With a scream of squeaks, Tumaozi let Dougen's kick fly high, and then fell far to the ground.Looking at the flying rabbit, thinking about it, if he can't fall to death, he will only have half his life left, so Dougen feels more balanced in his heart.He didn't speak any more, and ran back to the carriage quickly, and went on the road.
On the second half of the road, Jiang Liu and Dougen drove the carriage in shifts, and they never spoke again.It wasn't until the rooster crowed and Dongfang showed a little white belly that Jiang Liu said to Dougen: "I said Dougen, do you think there is anything wrong with what happened last night?"
Hearing Jiang Liu's question, are you sitting? Dougen on the carriage thought for a while and said, "I'm wondering, you mean this Han Yumei, since she's in the Communist Party, she has to learn something, right? She said that, and she was caught easily, logically speaking, it shouldn't be."
Jiang Liu, who was driving the carriage, glanced back at Dougen, and said, "I'm not talking about that, I mean that she took so much effort to find us, but it's just because of such a trivial matter, it's not right no matter how you think about it. Speaking, when I first heard her finish, I was really planning to help her. After thinking about it carefully, I always felt that something was wrong, so I said it back to Sanliangzi, let’s procrastinate.”
At this time, Dougen suddenly remembered something, reached out and patted Jiang Liu on the shoulder and said, "Liuzi, do you still remember when we two came out of Sanliangzi? I remember you were carrying a bag, but you Master said, what are you doing carrying that thing on a blind date, and even rushed to snatch your bag away. Tell me, did your master already know something?"
Hearing Dougen talk about this incident, Jiang Liu thought about the situation that day carefully, and felt that Master's behavior that day was really abnormal.With something on his mind, Jiang Liu wished he could fly to Sanliangzi immediately and ask Xiazi Han face to face.
When the sun was fully out, the two guys finally arrived at Sanliangzi.This guy, after eating yesterday morning, has not touched his teeth until now, and he has not rested all night. The two young men are tired and hungry.
Fortunately, when she entered the house, Jiang Liuniang just finished cooking the meal and brought it to the table.The two boys didn't even bother to load and unload the things in the car, they went straight to the house without saying hello to the people in the house, picked up the dry food and started eating.
The people in the room never expected that the two children would rush home at this time, but these two guys ate like starved ghosts reincarnated, which made it difficult for the family to ask together now.
The two children were so hungry, the mother was naturally distressed, and while serving the soup, she said: "Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't worry. Don't choke."
A bean bag was put down, and the stomach was slightly cushioned, so Jiang Liu told the people in the house about the back and forth in detail while eating.
After finishing speaking, Lao Jiang didn't bother to ask him about the blind date, but asked Xiazi Han instead: "Master, tell me the truth today, did you know in advance that we have something to do on this trip? Or when I leave, Why don't you let me take the bag!"
Jiang Liu was eager to answer the questions in his heart, so he spoke a little fast.But to outsiders hearing these words, it is not the case. It is obvious that there is a feeling of provoking a teacher.
Han Xiazi is not a dough person, of course, he can't knead it as you want!Besides, it's the master again, and he won't save face for a child.
He glared at Jiang Liu, and said angrily, "What do you mean? It's wrong for me not to let you carry your bag? You tell yourself, how can you still wear Mr. Yin Yang when you go on a blind date? If you really If you want to know what happened last night, go to the underworld by yourself, and you will find out if you ask. Come back and ask me? I don’t go out of the door and don’t go through the door, so what can I know!"
Only then did Jiang Liu realize his manner of speaking, and he really didn't feel very good. He hurriedly put down the bean bag in his hand, and said with a smile on his face, "Look at what you said, Master. In the end, isn’t it you who are most sad? I knew that Master is doing everything for my own good.”
"Well, don't flatter me, I don't like this. If something really happens to you, I'll be happy for a few days. Just you monkey boy, with eight eyes when you turn your eyes, I really play with you Sorry."
A slap in the face, not only didn't work, but it made the master say a lot, if it was placed on someone else, he would have found a piece of tofu and killed him, but would the sloppy Jiang Liu care about this?The answer is yes, of course not!
Leaning close to Blind Han, he hugged Master's arm and said coquettishly, "Master, I didn't blame you, so you are wrong. No matter how thoughtful I am, I am still your apprentice. You just tie chicken feathers all over me, I don’t have the guts to play in front of you. In my heart, you are this, no, bigger than this!”
While talking, Jiang Liu gave a thumbs up and gestured towards Xiazi Han, but soon felt that something was wrong, but he gestured back and forth several times, but failed to make a suitable gesture.
With a slap, Han Xiazi opened Jiang Liu's hand, and said several times: "You don't give me these empty things, be a real person, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and let me worry less , I will burn high incense."
After finishing speaking, he gave Jiang Liu a puzzled look and ignored him.Although Han Xiazi still reprimanded Jiang Liu, his obvious tone has softened a lot.
Only now did Jiang Liu put his mind back to his stomach, wiped off his cold sweat, and said to himself, if he knew that asking this master would make him so angry, he would not touch this tiger's butt no matter what.
But then again, if you say that since he doesn't know, he can just say he doesn't know. Why does he still have this attitude?Reasonable is not loud, his attitude shows that there must be something wrong here, no, when I have time later, I have to follow his words, if I don't understand this matter, I will not be your apprentice.
After a while, after the two of them were full, the women cleared the table as usual, and the men sat on the kang and chatted with their cigarette pipes.During this period, it is natural to ask about the blind date.
At this time, the skinless and shameless Jiang Liu blushed and felt embarrassed, so Dougen told everyone the story, when the people in the house heard that Jiang Liu was being chased all over the street by a little girl When, they all laughed.
And Jiang Liu, who had known that everyone would laugh at him, ran out of the house blushing with embarrassment, brought back the things Miss Yuehua brought from the carriage, and laid them out on the kang, so as to divert everyone attention.
Looking at the pile of things on the kang, Lao Jiang Le couldn't close his mouth. After all, it was the first time he saw the woman return so many gifts.It can also be seen from this that Lao Tai's family has a good impression of Jiang Liu, otherwise they would not be so willing.
Among these people, Zhang Huang's daughter-in-law knew the details of Lao Tai's family, so she didn't know how many times and took the trouble to introduce it to everyone.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiang Liu quickly grabbed the bean root and ran out.
Although the two of them didn't sleep after tossing all night, they didn't feel sleepy at this time.So he drove the carriage to Dougen's house, unloaded all the things belonging to Emperor Zhang, and put them in the Westinghouse.
There was nothing to do next, the two of them discussed it and went to Jiangliu's house to ride a bike and take a stroll there. Anyway, the field hadn't thawed yet, so they couldn't do any farm work.
As a result, the two returned to Jiangliu's house again. As soon as they entered the house, they saw a man kneeling in front of the edge of the kang, kowtowing to Blind Han who was sitting on the kang.
At this time, Lao Jiang, with his bare feet, stood beside the man and pulled his arm vigorously, trying to pull him up, but it was as if the man had used a heavy weight. pull.
After seeing the two children coming into the house, Lao Jiang let go of the man's arms, and shouted at the door, "Dougen, you are very strong, come here, drag this old man up, sir, you got up early Just ran home to kneel and kowtow, wouldn't that fucking shorten my life?"
After Lao Jiang finished speaking, he sat on the edge of the kang angrily and muttered. It seemed that the tossing and tossing just now really made him very tired.
Seeing that the old man was so tired, Dougen didn't ask in vain.He stepped forward and put both hands under the creaking nest of that person.
As the saying goes, if you are a half-baby, eat me to death. This is true. Dougen really does not lose his strength. Don't look at Lao Jiang's effort. When it was Dougen's turn, he didn't see how hard he was. After getting up all the time, he hugged the person, and then put him directly on the kang, pressing the person on the edge of the kang.
Only at this time did Jiang Liu see clearly who this person was.
I saw a person coming, sitting down and riding a white dragon donkey, holding a staff with nine chains in his hand, and wanted to ask who is coming?Tang Seng chant.Hehe, this is what Wei San said, not me.
The one from Lao Jiang's house would definitely not be dressed like this, let alone Tang Seng.Who is it then?It was none other than Li Yu who came.The reason why Li Yu came to Lao Jiang's house was naturally for his precious son Li Dewu.
It turned out that in the past period of time, Li Dewu had already been so serious that it was a new year for him.But after breaking five, they started to toss again.
The son has become like this, but this Li Yu still can't bear to look for Jiang Liu.But today he couldn't help himself, because after waking up this morning, Li Dewu no longer knew anyone, and kowtowed when he saw his family members kneeling on the ground.Kowtow and say I was wrong, please forgive me and so on.Li Yu had no choice but to get up early and run to Lao Jiang's house.
(End of this chapter)
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