Need for Uncle

Chapter 17

No.16 Chapter Challenge【中】

Ma Xiaoshuai smacked his lips, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, secretly thinking that this ignorance really kills a person, there are six typos in Martian script in a challenge letter with dozens of words, fortunately, what he wants to express is relatively simple, and he can roughly understand what it means Otherwise, I really don't know what she wants to do.

"Qiaoyue, I said that your tendon is wrong? Challenge, fight your big watermelon!"

Ma Xiaoshuai looked unhappily at the violent girl opposite who was looking like a diamond with angry eyes, and made fun of him. He didn't have a good attitude towards this handsome little beauty, and he was kicked on all fours the first time he met, one can imagine How bad this Qianyue is, it is expected that the first impression will be terrible.

I don't want this sentence to completely anger Qian Yue, who was already deliberately suppressed.

"Damn turtle, you are courting death!"

In the surprised eyes of passers-by around, Qianyue, who was dressed in fiery red clothes, jumped like a mad rabbit, and the long whip in her hand was snapping, obviously on the verge of going berserk.

"What do you want?"

Ma Xiaoshuai shrugged his shoulders indifferently, looked at the passers-by who were arguing, and secretly said that you girl is ashamed and thrown on the street, you don't want to lose face and I want to save face.

Qianyue suddenly stopped when she heard this, and looked at the dazed Ma Xiaoshuai with serious eyes.

"Accept my challenge!"

"Accept, why not accept."

Ma Xiaoshuai blurted out with a fever in his head, not wanting this sentence to be defined as a bold expression by the passers-by around him, the crowd immediately erupted into a burst of enthusiastic cheers, and praises followed one after another.

"Young Master, what a man!"

"My son is a pure man, an iron-blooded man!"

"Young master, rape her ass!!"

"..."

Ma Xiaoshuai broke out in a cold sweat, and thought to himself that the people of Murong City are so boring that you are so fucking idle. You are still so happy when a big man fights with a woman. Is there no good man in this world who does not fight with women? In this sentence, the male KO female should be praised?Or are these guys just making fun of it for the fun of it?Bad atmosphere! !
"Okay! The location is here. I will let all the folks and elders present here to testify today..."

"Etc., etc."

Ma Xiaoshuai looked at Qianyue who looked like a juggler and said helplessly: "I said, are you a showman or a competition? Hurry up if you want to compare."

"Cough...OK."

Qianyue coughed old-fashionedly, put her hands behind her back, and paced back and forth.

"I've already thought about it for you, you Zhang Defu is just a sick shell..."

"You're just a stick, you shameless fellow!"

Ma Xiaoshuai murmured viciously to himself secretly, gritted his teeth with hatred for Qianyue.

"So, I won't compete with you today, I will compete with you."

Qianyue raised her head triumphantly, with a provocative gesture.

Ma Xiaoshuai was puzzled, thinking that Qianyue couldn't even write a broken challenge book well?Although she was a poor scholar before marrying Dongfang Xueyu, she has read a lot since she was a child, and the little ink in her stomach is still a bit awesome. Doesn't Qianyue know it?It's really strange.

"you sure?"

"Sure!"

Qianyue showed a sly smile like a little fox, and talked.

"Three games, two out of three sets."

"What kind of comparison?"

"Humph!!!."

Qianyue snorted a few times in a very imposing manner, which caused cheers from those watching the show around her, which made Qianyue even more proud. After thanking him generously, she continued: "Don't worry, as Marshal of Zhenguo, Qianyue I, the eldest lady of the family, disdain to compare with you, for the sake of fairness, I asked a few diners in the house to compare with you, dare you?"

Ma Xiaoshuai gritted his teeth and looked at the triumphant Qianyue opposite, and with his thoughts, stripped the damn girl naked and tied her up for QJ dozens of times, secretly saying that it's no wonder you are better than Wen, you came prepared, despicable, what a motherfucker meanness.

"Why? Don't you dare? Look at this guy, this guy doesn't dare anymore, haha."

Unwilling to be lonely, Qianyue incited the passers-by around, which immediately booed her.

"Sister-in-law!"

Dongfang Xueyu, who had been silent for a long time, pulled Ma Xiaoshuai at this time, frowned and shook her head, she might not care about Ma Xiaoshuai's timidity, she just didn't want to see her husband whom she had entrusted with marrying her best friend The enmity is growing, and the contradiction is getting bigger and bigger.

"fine."

Ma Xiaoshuai patted Dongfang Xueyu's soft and boneless little hands comfortingly, he must not lose face in front of his wife, no one can tell if he will lose now, but he has to establish a brave and stalwart image no matter what.

"Light moon."

Dongfang Xueyu saw that Ma Xiaoshuai wouldn't move, so she turned her begging eyes to Qianyue, but after being completely ignored by someone who was complacent, she had no choice but to lower her head helplessly.

"Let me begin, and call your helper."

"Ha, okay"

Qianyue succeeded in her treachery, laughed loudly, turned around and said to the back: "Big Beard, come out."

An old man walked out of the crowd, with white eyebrows and beard, benevolent brows and kind eyes, his eyes slightly opened and closed, and his gait was even more vigorous when he walked.

Qianyue smiled satisfied, and said: "In the first round, the competition of knowledge, the bearded man asks you three questions, you answer them, and then you ask the bearded man three questions, one point for correct answers, no points for wrong answers."

"it is good."

Ma Xiaoshuai took a step forward and said loudly: "Let's start, who will come first?"

The old man with a snow-white beard, said confidently: "Young master please first."

Ma Xiaoshuai didn't bother to refuse him, and he didn't hesitate to hear the words, so he started immediately.

"Say, there is a pig and a donkey in Xiaoming's house. One day, a visitor wants to entertain the guests with fresh meat. Should he kill the pig or the donkey first?"

The old man obviously didn't expect Ma Xiaoshuai to ask such a question, he stared blankly at Qianyue behind him who was also sluggish, and complained secretly, it was all because he didn't specify the scope of the question, so he had to bite the bullet.

"Kill... this, kill, kill..."

"Kill the donkey!"

Qianyue, who was secretly anxious at the side, probably couldn't stand the atmosphere, so she blurted out.

Ma Xiaoshuai smiled satisfied, and said, "Yes, that's what the pig said too."

The passers-by around, including Qianyue and the old man, were all taken aback, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, this young man is too humorous."

"Ha ha……"

Qianyue lowered her head with a flushed face, gnashed her teeth with hatred, and was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in. At this time, she caught a glimpse of Dongfang Xueyu, who was her best friend, and couldn't help laughing, and immediately threw a murderous look. The latter stopped immediately.

"You've won this round."

The old man shook his head and sighed, "I can't answer that."

Ma Xiaoshuai sneered secretly, thinking that this old boy is really not stupid.

"Second question, say, Xiao Ming has two older brothers. The eldest brother is called Da Mao, and the second brother is called Er Mao. What is Xiao Ming's name?"

"Of course it's called Sanmao."

The old man has a wisp of beard and is unpredictable.

"Of course Xiaoming is called Xiaoming, why is he called Sanmao?" Ma Xiaoshuai sneered while cursing secretly.

"Hahahaha!"

The passers-by laughed again, Dongfang Xueyu covered her mouth and chuckled lightly, while Qianyue gave the embarrassed old man a hard look at this time, with an angry face.

"I'm... I'm coming!"

At this moment, the old man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead a little nervously, not knowing whether he was anxious or ashamed.

But Ma Xiaoshuai still looked like he was neither dead nor alive, "The third question is about Xiao Ming's family..."

"It's Xiao Ming again, who the hell is this Xiao Ming?"

The old man let out a mournful howl, obviously frightened by this mysterious Xiao Ming.

Ma Xiaoshuai curled his lips, ignored him, and continued: "Tell me, why doesn't Xiao Ming's puppy get lice?"

"Because puppies love to be clean!"

"Wrong, of course puppies give birth to puppies, how can they give birth to lice?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"you……"

The old man blushed while laughing loudly, pointing at Ma Xiaoshuai and trembling, obviously very angry.

"What about me, it's up to you, oh yes, it is necessary to explain, currently I have three points, you have zero points, you only have one question, if I don't answer correctly, you still have a chance, if I answer correctly, you have no chance .”

Ma Xiaoshuai folded his arms around his chest, looked down at the trembling old man from a high position, and acted like a winner.

Qianyue on this side was in a hurry, and tiptoed to the old man's side, whispering mysteriously in his ear.

Ma Xiaoshuai let out a cold snort, turned his head away, and cast a smug look at Dongfang Xueyu who was secretly amused.

"Okay, this old man will come up with a question."

Qianyue stepped aside in a short while, and the old man touched the cold sweat oozing from his forehead and said, "Follow me."

As he spoke, the old man stared at the ground as if looking for something. His eyes lit up for a long time, and he found a piece of half-burned black charcoal from a broken basket on one side, half-kneeling on the ground, and neatly drew nine squares. No one knew why. , but the old man kept on writing and drawing.

Ma Xiaoshuai was a little confused at first, but after seeing it clearly, he suddenly realized.

"All right."

The old man stood up, looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and said to Ma Xiaoshuai, "What you see now are nine blank boxes, and my topic is in these nine boxes. Fill in all the nine numbers without leaving one, but it is required that the sum of the horizontal, vertical and vertical must be equal to fifteen... let's start, I will give you half an hour."

"What kind of question, what kind of question is this?"

"That's right, isn't this too difficult?"

"This old man did it on purpose, it's impossible to solve it at all."

Once again, the crowd discussed in a hurry, and it seemed that most of them expressed their doubts about this question and their dissatisfaction with the question maker. Maybe they thought this question had no solution, or it was difficult to solve.

Ignoring everyone's behavior, Ma Xiaoshuai seemed confident. He didn't seem to think for a minute after he finished speaking, and immediately took the black charcoal from the old man's hand, half-bent down, and brushed it a few times.

"All right."

"you……"

The old man looked at the nine grids on the ground with a shocked face, "You...how...how did you do it?"

"Huh? That's funny."

Ma Xiaoshuai looked disdainful, if he, a [-]-year-old college student, can't learn Jiugongge in both elementary schools, then he might as well die.

"What is this? It's too simple."

Seeing the answer revealed, the passers-by around rushed to the middle angrily, and stretched their necks to look around.

"Two...nine...four..."

"Seven... five... three..."

"Six...one...eight..."

"Oh, it really is such a thing."

"Yes, yes, this young man is really powerful, and he can solve all of this."

Dongfang Xueyu looked at Ma Xiaoshuai who was staring at Qianyue with a smile on her lips, she felt flattered in her heart, she just felt a sense of pride welling up, secretly thought that he knew such strange things, it was really amazing.

Be proud of yourself, and be proud of yourself.

Ma Xiaoshuai finally didn't forget that it was a competition, so after a few minutes of staring at Qianyue, who was furious and speechless, he cast another look of strong contempt, and turned his head to look at the still unbelievable elder.

"How about it?"

"Hey!"

The old man looked at the Jiugong grid on the ground, and shook his head discouragedly for a long time, "I admit defeat."

There was a burst of applause from the crowd, congratulations, Ma Xiaoshuai bowed his hands towards the crowd as a modest gesture, but from time to time, his eyes drifted to the side of Qianyue, who was puffed up, but he was obviously proud, Qianyue was not very happy when he lost a round. Comfortable, after being stimulated several times by Ma Xiaoshuai, I couldn't bear it anymore.

"Damn tortoise, don't be too proud, there are still two rounds to go!"

(End of this chapter)