Need for Uncle

Chapter 196

Chapter 190 Five Don't Move, It's Dangerous!
Moral depravity, a group of old immortals who have suffered thousands of knives.

It polluted the pure land of the college, and even polluted everyone's eyes and nerves.

Just imagine, what kind of scene are dozens of sturdy men wearing shorts, laughing and jumping up and down, and the guards know a little bit of shame. Cover it up, but those old people are a bit too much. They are not afraid of being laughed at when they are old. They change their clothes and pants in broad daylight under the watchful eyes of nearly 100 people. They feel good about themselves. After taking off their armor I started to put on the equipment, still laughing and full of excitement, as if there was no one else around.

The guards who had been stripped naked were relieved, but when they were surrounded by a group of people and were about to escape, they realized that their mission was not complete. This mission was not voluntary, just like being stripped naked. It was completely forced, because a group of old immortals modestly claimed that they were novices, and asked the guards to guide them on how to wear and use them. The latter could only continue to be naked with a mournful face.

"Not to mention asking people to put on clothes first, it's too much." Ma Xiaoshuai angrily pointed at the kicking old man Qian, "Is that your grandfather?"

"Yes!" Qian Jun's face was numb, he didn't seem surprised when he saw his grandfather's ugliness, he must have gotten used to it long ago.

Hey, poor kid, it’s been eight lifetimes of bad luck for such an embarrassing grandpa to stand on the stall, naked in public with such a big fanfare, and still at his grandson’s workplace, Qian Jun is actually quite desperate, when such a thing happened, How will I face the students in the future?I didn't know the situation before. The hot-blooded young student always envied him for having a marshal grandfather. Now I'm afraid it's not envy, but rejoicing, right?
"Okay, we're all dressed up now, let's go."

"Okay." Faced with Ma Xiaoshuai's proposal, Qian Jun still looked numb, and walked with empty eyes, walking like a machine.

At this time, the chaos in the yard finally slowed down, and the scene of looting was dissatisfied. Several old immortals who had just done banditry and most of the young and middle-aged generals had already put on their new equipment. Under the guidance, they enthusiastically tidied up their clothes and compared the same equipment with each other. Although they were still noisy and laughed unscrupulously, they were not as exaggerated as looting the scene. The students who gathered around like this finally came to their senses. They were discussing what they had seen and heard with each other, all with unbelievable expressions but had to control their voices, and a few shameless people had already started discussing the old general's figure.

Heartbroken, this indecent scene not only ruined the sacred academy, but also bred gossip in the hearts of the students?
As the dean, Ma Xiaoshuai was very angry and heartbroken, while Qian Jun...continued with that numb mechanical footsteps.

"Comfort!" As he approached, a wretched-looking old general happened to stretch his waist contentedly, and his wretched appearance rolled in the stomach of Ma Xiaoshuai, who looked at him with an expression that seemed to be enjoying himself, "The layer of fabric inside Okay, close fitting." Opening his eyes and waving his fists and feet, he laughed and said to the old guy who was moving aside: "It's a good thing, it's tight, but it doesn't affect the movement at all." After a group of echoes , stroking the new military uniform affectionately, pointing to the metal zipper and saying: "And this thing, it's easy to put on and take off, clever, good stuff!"

"Enn, it's really good." The old undead leader nodded, pulled the zipper clumsily, opened it intermittently, touched the clothes with both hands, and suddenly pressed a place to grope for a while, laughed and raised his head, "Haha , I said why the clothes are so heavy, there is a layer of iron chains inside." Seeing Ma Xiaoshuai approaching, he quickly waved, "Defu, come here, tell me what is the use of this thing?"

"It's chain armor!" Before Ma Xiaoshuai could say anything, he was snatched away by a shirtless muscular man.

"Oh? Chain armor?" As soon as the words came out, the chaotic scene quieted down, and all the immortals stared at them waiting for the next sentence.

This is so exciting to the muscular man. It was a great honor for him to get close to these former idol generals today. Although he was a little surprised by these guys' series of banditry, he didn't have the image of an idol in his heart. Shaken, even though he was stripped naked and naked, he didn't complain at all. When he realized that he had the opportunity to speak, he immediately spoke up, and it was even more exciting to attract everyone's attention.

"Yes! It's chain armor!" The muscular man stepped forward and introduced excitedly to the old man: "The advantage is that it is light, and the weakness is that its defense is a little lower."

"Well... not too low, not too low." The old man groped for the shape of the chain armor, and got a general idea in his heart, "It's already pretty good to be able to catch the slash."

"Yes, and the material is also high-quality, even if it can't be blocked, it can relieve a lot..."

"Hey, what is this?" The muscular man was explaining, when an old man at the other end suddenly exclaimed.

"This is a multi-function knife." Everyone's attention shifted to that end. The muscular man is like a museum guide. He walked over immediately and took the multi-function knife from the old man with an enthusiastic expression on his face. The introduction said: "The reason why I say multi-function is because this knife has many uses. Although it is not considered a weapon, it has many uses." Seeing everyone's interest, the muscular man continued to display the folding happily, "This can be retracted. , no need for a knife cover, once it is pressed in, it will be tightened into the breast pocket of our military uniform."

"Haha, isn't this the kind of weapon that old man Qian showed off before?" An old man fiddled with it clumsily, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"That's right, that guy was blowing non-stop with me two days ago." Another old man shouted as if he had discovered a new world, laughing heartily.

Hearing the obviously teasing words, Mr. Qian was not angry at all, and said indifferently: "Don't worry, this thing is different from mine."

The muscular man looked at the people who were talking, and seeing that it was time for him to appear again, he immediately spoke up, holding a multifunctional knife and said: "This knife is very convenient, and there are nearly ten different uses hidden in it." My tools, such as this one, are used to cut things, and there are small scissors, and this small saw, needle... and finally this." After the introduction, he picked up his ears and smiled: "It is used to dig ears .”

"It's really a hidden mystery." The old man was amazed, squinted at the old man, and played with various tools with admiration.

"That's right, although it can't be used as a weapon, it is indeed very useful."

"What's this?" Changing the topic, Mr. Qian picked up the smoke bomb and looked at it, frowning: "It's not round, how many are there?"

"Really, I have this too." The old undead leader also picked up two flippers, "What's the name of this? What's the use?"

"This is……"

"Grandpa, please don't mess around." The muscular man was about to explain, but Ma Xiaoshuai preempted him and yelled loudly, making everyone jump.

"Who are you scaring?" The old immortal leader was furious, "What's the big deal, look at you like that, you're useless, why tell me first?"

"Old man, please don't move around." Ma Xiaoshuai yelled nervously, pointed at the hand of the old man who didn't know why, stepped back cautiously, and said seriously: "This thing is very powerful, maybe something will happen Yes, I can't take this responsibility. The old men are old and their bodies are not as strong as they were when they were young. They dare not damage their bodies. gone."

After the words were finished, the face of the old boss changed color, and the rest of the old guys, including Mr. Qian, also had black lines on their faces, and their eyes were about to burst into flames. It was obvious that they were very angry. This person couldn't listen when he was old Those who are old, injured, and damaged are all taboos, especially the veteran generals who have been in the military for a long time. They were originally very upset because they were old and retired, and their dissatisfaction with the old was even more serious than ordinary old people. many.

What Ma Xiaoshuai said was a big taboo, even the numb Qian Jun recovered, and left this unlucky guy silently.

"Stinky boy! I'll chop you up today to let you know that I'm as good as I was back then!" An old man lost his temper all of a sudden, his face was flushed red and panting, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to hit someone.

"Stop!" The old boss frowned and said, "This is Telford's place after all, so many students are watching, please show some face."

"Hmph!" The fiery old man stopped when he heard this, snorted angrily, and kept staring at the bewildered Ma Xiaoshuai.

"Telfu, tell me how this thing works, I want to see how this little thing hurts me."

"Yes, I will try too!"

"I'll take two!"

"I'll take three!" The old undead leader proposed, and the old men were all mobilized, and they agreed one after another unconvinced.

"Don't do it, something will happen!" Ma Xiaoshuai stood aside and scratched his head anxiously, "It's over for hurting a few old men."

"You don't care, we deserve it for being hurt!" Seeing that this guy didn't want to repent, the old boss couldn't hold back his anger, blowing his beard and staring for a while.

"This……"

"I mean what I say. If something goes wrong, we are responsible for it. You just say how to use it!"

Hearing the old man's affirmative tone, Ma Xiaoshuai gritted his teeth with a conflicted face, and sighed hard for a long time, "Okay!"

A group of old people nodded unanimously when they heard this, and stood in a row with smoke bombs in each hand, feeling angry.

"Tell me, how?"

"Ignite!" Ma Xiaoshuai raised his head in pain, and begged, "Let's go inside and experiment, the students are all timid."

Old guys like to hear this, at least as long as they enter the room, they can prove that they are no worse than those young boys. Not only can it prove that I am not old, but it can also prove that I am brave. Thinking about it this way, the expressions on the faces of the old guys eased, and they all swaggered into the fire sources handed by the students.

As soon as a group of old immortals closed the door, the students of the pro-guards suddenly felt pardoned, clutching their upper bodies and scattered like birds and beasts. Although the muscular man hoped to continue to have the opportunity to perform actively, he was lucky to hurry up when he saw several old guys entering the room. It was time to get dressed, and after Ma Xiaoshuai saw a few old guys entering the house, he immediately removed his painful expression, and changed into an expression of waiting for a good show, gloating?

Qian Jun at the side suddenly felt that this expression was familiar, and looked suspiciously at Ma Xiaoshuai who raised the corner of his mouth, "Dean, what are you thinking?"

Ma Xiaoshuai's smile became more and more smug, he squinted at Qianjun, folded his hands on his chest, "Wait, I have you, I want revenge!"

(End of this chapter)