Chapter 144 Whose Cucumber Dropped?

For three days in a row, Chu Qiang met Xiao Xiaoxiao every day to go to the horse race, or met Xie Yao to drink flower wine every day.Only for Mu Zexi, he didn't see him behind closed doors.Moreover, Mu Zexi is also the kind of person who is arrogant and arrogant. Every time he gets rejected, he will pretend to go the wrong way and leave angrily.Chu Qiang continued to resume their life without disturbing each other.

However, three days later, Xie Yao and Xiao Xiaoxiao both came to the door, and Chu Qiang stopped going out with them.

On the first day, she obviously went out to drink flower wine with Xie Yao, but it turned out that she watched Xie Yao and Xiao Xiaoxiao fighting in the brothel. In the end, she was dragged away by a girl, and she was almost molested by that girl.

Although Chu Qiang likes to fight, he has principles: First, he doesn't care about old people, women and children.Your girl in the brothel is all occupied. Although she is only in her early twenties, in Chu Qiang's eyes, she is already old.Therefore, based on the principle of not bullying the weak, Miss Chu graciously forgave those girls' rude behavior.

In fact, it feels pretty good to be served by a girl and drink flower wine.

The next day, Chu Qiang made an appointment to play polo with Xiao Xiaoxiao in the suburbs. Although she is not good at it, she has to try it, especially the feeling of always galloping a horse, which is much more enjoyable than driving.Unexpectedly, Xie Yao appeared on the way and came on horseback, scared Chu Qiang that good-for-nothing? He just slipped away and ran away, almost knocking Chu Qiang's little heart out.

On the third day, Chu Qiang finally cleverly invited the two to go to the theater, even if she was using a little electricity to be a light bulb, she accepted it.I never expected it, I didn't expect Xiao Xiaoxiao to call Xiao Changyi together, well, facing Xiao Changyi, Chu Qiang ran away.Although it was a bit useless, Ms. Chu did it! ! !What can you do?
Staying in the Yihe Courtyard is really boring, boring, except for listening to the fish chattering, Chu Qiang is really boring.

Outside the Jardine Hospital, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and there is a sense of spring.In the courtyard of Yihe, chickens are flying and dogs are jumping. Miss Chu seems to be very good at practicing flying knives, so the bored Miss Chu plays a flying knife fight with Miss Yuer.Later it evolved into Cucumber Wars.

Ms. Chu's excuse was: How dangerous is the butcher's knife?None of us can function normally.In this way, using cucumbers will not hurt anyone, and if it hits someone, there will be marks on the body, which is a good thing.

As a result, the servants of the Yiheyuan took refuge one after another, in order to prevent this war from harming the innocent.

It's just that if those who know avoid it, those who don't know will be pitiful.Prince Mu Yuanqi is the one who is unlucky and doesn't know.

When Mu Yuanqi happily appeared at the gate of Yihe Courtyard, before he could say the word sister-in-law, suddenly, an unknown object flew in front of him, green and shiny, and quickly passed towards Mu Yuanqi's mouth.

When Chu Qiang saw it clearly, the green thing had already been inserted into Mu Yuanqi's mouth, and Mu Yuanqi stood at the door with a bitter face, almost crying out of grievance.

"Hey, hey, you, don't cry!! If you dare to cry, I will beat you!!"

As he said that, Chu Qiang made a very fierce look, as if he really wanted to beat him up.

Mu Yuanqi shrank his neck hastily, and looked at Chu Qiang pitifully.

Chu Qiang walked over angrily, pulled the cucumber out of Mu Yuanqi's mouth, and said angrily, "Damn, if it wasn't for you, I would have won this round."

Mu Yuanqi is also very innocent. He just passed by in time, and he kindly came to see his sister-in-law. Why did he eat cucumbers?The thing he hates most in his life is cucumbers.

Chu Qiang pursed her lips, turned around, and casually threw the cucumber in her hand.

Unexpectedly, Mu Yuanqi shouted stupidly: "Sister-in-law, your cucumber has fallen."

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by.It's very gloomy, even if the sun is shining brightly, even if the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, but, Mu Yuanqi, are you out of your mind?You just dropped the cucumber! !Your whole family dropped cucumbers! ! !
"Sister-in-law, you, why do you look at me like this? Well, it's scary."

Mu Yuanqi was trembling, the hairs all over his body stood up in fright.In this life, he will only be like this when he sees his sixth brother Mu Zexi.Now, why is the sixth sister-in-law who likes to take him into trouble together since childhood like this? ?Woohoo, there is no hope in life——

"Really? There are even more terrifying ones! Fish!"

Chu Qiang shouted, with an indescribably mysterious expression on his face.

Yu'er immediately appeared behind Chu Qiang with a pig-killing knife in his hand. Mu Yuanqi rolled his eyes and almost fainted. This, this is not going to be a target for him, is it?
Chu Qiang smiled slyly, lowered his voice and said, "Bring all the cucumbers from the kitchen over here. If Mu Yuanqi can't finish eating, don't let him go."

"Ah!!!! Sister-in-law, don't—"

A burst of howling ghosts and wolves came from the courtyard of Yihe, and everyone sighed, who is the hero who rescued them?
Two hours later, Mu Yuanqi vomited until his eyes turned white, and his legs were trembling. Standing in front of Chu Qiang, he said weakly, "Sister-in-law, I, I don't want to eat cucumbers anymore."

So, so scary.

Chu Qiang raised his lips, raised his eyebrows and said, "Really? Then you can think clearly, who dropped the cucumber?"

If this question is not asked clearly, how can she give up?
Mu Yuanqi racked his brains and thought hard, but after much deliberation, he still felt that he was right. It was the sister-in-law who dropped the cucumber?
So, Mu Yuanqi, who had been struggling for a long time, said again with certainty: "It's my sister-in-law who lost her cucumber."

This time, Chu Qiang did not run away again, but narrowed his eyes dangerously, and said to Yu'er who was standing beside him: "Yu'er, go, let someone go and buy some more cucumbers. It seems that the sixth prince is still here." Didn't you eat enough?"

"Well, sister-in-law, you, let Yuan Qi think about it again. Yuan Qi doesn't want to eat cucumbers."

Mu Yuanqi's face was pale, his eyes were red, and he was about to cry.

Chu Qiang sighed faintly, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, just think about it slowly, whose cucumber dropped it."

Mu Yuanqi nodded deeply, today is really unlucky, drinking cold water can get stuck between teeth.Obviously he was the one who was hit by the cucumber, and he was the one who was injured, but why is he also the one who is forced to eat the cucumber now?Why is this?

Could it be that sister-in-law stole this cucumber from brother six?Could it be because Sixth Brother and Concubine Dong got married recently, and Sixth Sister-in-law was embarrassed to ask Sixth Brother for cucumbers, so she went to steal it by herself?
So, this cucumber can't really belong to Brother Six, can it? ?This interpretation seems to be correct.

After thinking clearly, Mu Yuanqi raised his eyes and replied in a louder voice: "Sister-in-law, this cucumber belongs to Brother Six!!"

Fuck! ! !Mu Zexi uses cucumbers, so what is she? ? ?
Chu Qiang was furious, kicked over the coffee table next to him, and said with a sneer, "Fish, go, let someone buy another basket of cucumbers!!!"

Mu Yuanqi was frightened silly by Chu Qiang's kick at first, but when he heard that he was going to eat another basket of cucumbers, his heart turned cold, and he hugged Chu Qiang's thigh in a hurry, crying: "Sister-in-law, Yuan Praying was wrong, Yuan Qi never dared again. Sister-in-law, your prime minister can hold a boat in your belly, so don’t let Yuan Qi eat cucumbers anymore, Yuan Qi is going to die, he is going to die.”

One child!
Chu Qiang rolled his eyes, helped Mu Yuanqi up, patted his head, sighed helplessly, and said, "Yuanqi, you can't talk nonsense about things like cucumbers falling off."

"why?"

Mu Yuanqi stopped crying immediately and looked at Chu Qiang curiously.

Chu Qiang thought for a while and said, "Because cucumbers are what the father-in-law in the palace uses when going to the toilet."

This explanation, is it also, almost? ?

Um, Chu Qiang thinks that this is not considered to be teaching the child badly, but she doesn't know how deep a shadow she has left on the child's psychology.From then on, Mu Yuanqi's child got a kind of disease. He vomited when he saw a cucumber, the kind of death.

Of course, that's for another story.After Chu Qiang said this, Mu Yuanqi's face immediately collapsed, as if he was about to cry or throw up.

Chu Qiang immediately took a few steps back to distance himself from Mu Yuanqi, and Mu Yuanqi accidentally vomited on himself.

After another hour, Mu Yuanqi ate a lot of tea and snacks before recovering.

Looking at the table full of empty plates, Chu Qiang believed for the first time that men are also interested in sweets.

"Mu Yuanqi, are you fleeing? Why do you look like a starved ghost reincarnated?"

Mu Yuanqi burped in satisfaction, feeling that it was really worth it for him to eat so many cucumbers in exchange for so many delicious pastries.

"Sister-in-law, Yuan Qi came today to give you money. I sent you all the income of the Bird's Nest this month."

As soon as he heard that his income had arrived, Chu Qiang was very happy, and immediately asked, "Where is it?"

Mu Yuanqi touched his nose, and said very naturally: "Of course the sixth brother took it."

"What??? Damn it!!! Why should Mu Zexi take the money I worked so hard to earn???"

For some reason, Chu Qiang always felt that only when he had money in his hand would he feel at ease.This is probably insecure.

"Sister-in-law, Sixth Brother said, sister-in-law, you are too prodigal, he has to collect the money for you, otherwise, sister-in-law, you will be cheated and even count the money without knowing."

Mu Yuanqi came back at the right time and hit Chu Qiang hard, and he had the urge to seek death if he didn't hit Chu Qiang today.

Chu Qiang took several deep breaths to calm down the anger in her heart.How should I put it, I felt very depressed before, but after learning that Mu Zexi even took away her hard-earned money, this depression was replaced by anger.

However, Chu Qiang probably didn't quite understand Mu Zexi's intentions.Mu Zexi was just trying to prevent problems before they happened. Once Chu Qiang had money, what would happen if he donated money and ran away?At that time, I'm afraid it will be really difficult to recover.

It can be seen that Mu Zexi's heart is also a needle in the sea.

Mu Yuanqi saw Chu Qiang's expression that he was about to find Mu Zexi for a fight, so he stopped Chu Qiang immediately, and comforted him, "Sister-in-law, my sixth brother is out to discuss things now, so he's not here."

OK, not there yet? ?
Chu Qiang closed her eyes and clenched her hands tightly into a ball.If Mu Zexi was in front of Chu Qiang at this time, he might be blown away by Chu Qiang's fist.

"Sister-in-law, when I came here today, I saw Concubine Dong and the maid beside her. Why is she dressed like that? I'm not afraid of breaking my bones."

Chu Qiang knew what Mu Yuanqi said.It is nothing more than the fact that Concubine Dong is walking sideways in the six princes' mansion these few days, and has won the favor of Mu Zexi, so the cost of food and clothing is better than before. For example, the hairpin, the gemstone on the hairpin of the concubine's room It can't be used, only jade can be used instead.In the past two days, Mu Zexi had just rewarded two gem-studded hairpins, and she took the lead to show off.Plus the golden hairpin on the other end, wouldn't it break the neck?
However, Chu Qiang knew about this, but she just took it as nothing. Anyway, now that Concubine Dong is not in her way, she will give herself the last time to think clearly about how to deal with this matter.

However, Mu Yuanqi seemed quite dissatisfied with the side concubine, and said angrily: "Sister-in-law, you didn't even see that the maid next to her drove me away when she first saw me. , that's why I posted it here."

"Sister-in-law, do you think that Concubine Dong is crazy—"

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Concubine Dong, perhaps she has lost her composure.

(End of this chapter)

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