King Leng Chases His Wife: Meng Concubine Wants to Climb the Wall

Chapter 266 A Mouse Shit Broke a Pot of Porridge
As far as Yu Chuqiang is concerned, do you think she is stupid?Well, she will pretend to be crazy and act stupid for you to see.Boss, this is stupid, how much is a catty?But if you really think her stupid, then she will tell you in minutes, what is Miss Chu, you can't afford to offend her!

After the matter of Fengyi Palace was over, Chu Qiang heard An Yan's report, and he understood it in his heart.The mansion raises things that eat inside and out.

Miss Chu said at that time: "Is the food in our family not very good?"

An Yan: "Compared to yours, maybe it's not very good."

Chu Qiang: "Oh, then it's no wonder that you have to eat inside and outside. But this kind of person who is on two boats will capsize in the gutter sooner or later."

An Yan: "There is no need for the gutter, I will turn it over when I see you."

Fuck!Even though I have a ditch, I can't overturn two boats, can I?Chu Qiang stared at An Yan with a strange expression for a long time, and always felt that this guy was somewhat similar to Mu Zexi since some time ago.Sure enough, what kind of dog breeds what kind of bones.

On the flower hall of the Six Princes' Mansion, there was a woman sitting on the main seat. She was wrapped in a long water-blue dress, but it was a pity that her two slender legs were overlapping and hitting her. On the table, there is still a cucumber in his mouth, squinting his eyes, looking like he is enjoying it.

The outside of the flower hall was full of people, each with their heads down, not daring to speak.

Yu'er walked over quickly, and whispered in Chu Qiang's ear: "Miss, everyone is here."

After finishing speaking, he stood up straight and quietly squeezed Chu Qiang as a reminder to pay attention to his image.

Chu Qiang suddenly opened his eyes cleverly, and looked at Yu'er suspiciously: What are you doing?
Yu'er: Put your legs down, how decent is it to look like this!
Chu Qiang: Young Master, I am in my own style!

Yu'er: Don't teach Xiao Shizi badly! ! !

Chu Qiang:········

Yu'er believed that the child in Chu Qiang's womb was Xiao Shizi, and he always used this child who hadn't seen the world to talk about things, so that every time Chu Qiang wanted to refute, he always remembered what Mu Zexi said before, and suddenly he was honest. Putting his legs down, he couldn't help but curled his lips: "My child, you have to get out quickly, you're making me miserable!" !And Mu Zexi, when will you come back?
Xu Shi Chu Qiang's expression was too calm, Yu'er felt sour when he saw it, and choked up and said: "Miss, everyone, everyone is here."

"Aligned? This is obviously the cutest height difference! Where is it uniform?"

Chu Qiang slowly raised his head, sat up calmly, and glanced at the group of people standing outside the flower hall.This is not the first time she has faced this group of people here, but it is the first time she has faced this group of people without Mu Zexi's support.

The servants looked at Chu Qiang suspiciously, not understanding what she meant, but they didn't dare to discuss anything, after all, Chu Qiang was famous for his reputation.

Yu'er walked out in a dignified manner, pointing his onion-like fingers towards the taller ones in front: "Squat down, you, you are so short, stand on tiptoe! Make a line with the top of your head, Too many cuts! Less, less..."

Chu Qiang glanced at Yu'er, and said calmly: "If there are missing ones, hang them up to make up."

As soon as the words fell, a tall and thin maidservant in the front row said: "My lord, my maidservant has long legs, and it will go numb after squatting for a long time."

Is it because the altitude of the legs is too high and the blood supply is insufficient, so it is numb?Tsk tsk, this is really the first time Chu Qiang heard someone dare to show off their long legs in front of her!She just got nosebleeds when she saw Mu Zexi's long legs.

So Miss Chu smiled softly. Although she looked a little horrified, at least Miss Chu felt that she was very gentle: "That's right, my concubine looks like this pair of thin chopsticks, and I want to break them just looking at them."

The servant girl was startled, knelt on the ground with a thud, trembling her body, and exclaimed: "Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life, this servant girl is covered in legs, only this leg is a little longer, Madam, please spare this servant girl's legs! "

Yu'er suddenly stood up, pointed at the maidservant and shouted coldly: "Bold! How can you shout in front of the princess?"

Not to mention, Chu Qiang felt that if Yu'er was raised in this way, maybe 20 years later, another Nanny Rong would come back to life.

This girl is becoming more and more imposing, maybe she has played too much with the butcher's knife, and she has become more courageous.

Chu Qiang shook his head and let out a long sigh, "Yu'er, how many times have I taught you to treat women with a godlike demeanor. If you are so fierce to a girl, you will be struck by lightning~~"

Lord Thunder, don't hack me!Chu Qiang secretly prayed in his heart.

Yu'er snorted coldly, played the villain's role to the extreme, raised the corners of his mouth evilly, glanced at everyone, and said: "Madam, you have a good temper and are considerate to them, but some people think you are easy to bully! Yu'er hates this kind of person who takes advantage of his long legs to step out of the yard!"

Yu'er's words meant something, the long-legged servant girl responded, her face turned pale, her thin and thin body was like the grass on the wall, shaking and shaking, she couldn't get up and down.

Chu Qiang sneered in his heart, some people always like to live a good life, but they do some dangerous things, for example, eating inside and out.

Now in this world, there are always some people who are worse than dogs. If you talk about dog handles, they can wag their tails at you if you give them some dog food, but people, even without tails, can stretch out their long legs to trip You kick, tsk tsk, people's hearts are really terrible things.

"Tsk tsk, Yu'er, you speak at a good level! Do people understand such detours? I have seen many people who eat inside and out, but this is the first time I have seen this long-legged one."

In the past, Chu Qiang seemed to be mischievous and dishonest most of the time, but at this moment, a majestic aura suddenly condensed on her body, very much like the aura of Prince Mu Zexi.It is said that husband and wife will become alike after getting along for a long time, which is absolutely true.Even Yu'er was almost fooled by Chu Qiang's aura.If she hadn't known that her young lady was just an epileptic in tiger skin, she would have been stunned.

The servants all lowered their heads, not daring to look at Chu Qiang.The long-legged maid was already trembling with fright, and it made Chu Qiang feel distressed just looking at it.Tell me, if this nice maidservant is scared out of her wits by herself, who will be responsible for the medical expenses?
"No maidservant, no maidservant!!"

Xu was about to struggle for the last time, and the maid kowtowed to Chu Qiang, as if the head was not hers.

Hearing that, Chu Qiang's heart trembled even more, dammit, the good marble that my master made was smashed!With a sideways eyebrow, he said:
"Why are you so anxious? Did this concubine mention you? Did I mention you? Don't be so nervous, it's easy to be misunderstood!"

The maid immediately stopped moving, and rubbed her clothes with both hands helplessly, as if the clothes had some deep hatred for her.

Nuo Nuo said: "Yes, I know I was wrong."

It was also late in the afternoon, and the sun was hanging in the sky more lazily than Chu Qiang, and the people who shone on it were sweating.

Chu Qiang leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and said indifferently: "I really want to explain about my concubine's happiness, my concubine, I am happy!"

That indifferent expression and the words you say always give people the feeling that you are a liar.So when Chu Qiang finished saying this, everyone just whispered to each other, not particularly surprised.

Only the long-legged maid stared at Chu Qiang with wide eyes, as if she wanted to see something in Chu Qiang's eyes.

"Besides, it's not just my concubine who is happy, Yu'er is also happy! How about it, are you happy?"

To be honest, from Chu Qiang's face, everyone could only feel that the mountain and rain were about to come, and there was really nothing to make them happy.

Chu Qiang didn't lie, he was already happy, but Mu Zexi kept it a little tighter, and Yu'er was also happy, so does being engaged to Meng Yi count?Therefore, to be a human being, you have to be sincere, like Chu Qiang.

Seeing that there was still no response from the crowd, Chu Qiang grinned, laughed, and asked, "Why are you unhappy? Are you unhappy? Okay, then let me bring you something to make you happy! Come on! Bring the latest torture device from the old building next door Move up!"

In the past, Chu Qiang had only heard about the torture tools used by Lou Shangshu next door, but after An Yan really got them today, Chu Qiang felt that this Lou Shangshu was simply a talent.Let’s just talk about one of the instruments of torture. Thousands of ants crawl and put their feet into something like a shoe, and the inside is filled with various insects that will bite from time to time to prevent you from dying. It is itchy and painful. , really uncomfortable.

This is just one of them, but Lou Shangshu's reputation, and he lives next door, the servants in the palace naturally understand, even if their faces changed, they watched the guards bring things up with pale faces.

"What, what is this for?"

As soon as the long-legged servant girl saw the instrument of torture, her kneeling body softened, and she almost fell to the ground like a bastard.

However, it was of no use. The guards still moved the things to the open space in the courtyard. It was full of things, some were shiny with silver, and some could not be seen. All in all, it was quite scary.

Chu Qiang glanced at An Yan cautiously, and asked, "Brother An, you can't, have you emptied the instruments of torture in Lou Shangshu's mansion?"

An Yan's expression didn't change, he didn't even blink his eyes, and replied: "It's just moving what he invented in ten days."

Ten days! ! ! ! !That's all?

Chu Qiang immediately shut up honestly. Come to think of it, Lou Shangshu is also a man of gods, so he must be a psychopath, right?

Thinking of this, Chu Qiang shivered unconsciously, what the hell, why is it so cold in September?

The long-legged maid was so frightened that her teeth began to chatter, and she raised her eyes to glance at Chu Qiang from time to time, as if she wanted to see what Chu Qiang was doing.

"What is the princess doing today?"

"I don't know, it seems that there are mice in our house?"

"Rat? Didn't you spray rat poison just two days ago? Still not dead? No, I have to catch the rat!!"

"Catch, catch, catch, what kind of mouse! I heard that someone in our mansion committed adultery with someone outside, and he was caught!"

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Just during this gap, some people began to discuss in a low voice, Chu Qiang listened to these people's discussions without changing his face, tsk tsk, that's right, isn't it catching mice, grab one and eat it A rat who commits adultery with someone else's cat for his own food! !
"Bold! How dare you gossip in front of the princess?! Stand up for me!!!"

Yu'er's voice went down, and immediately, a whole yard of servants squatted down and pretended to be short, and the short jumped up on their feet, fearing to annoy Chu Qiang, these instruments of torture were tested on them.

(End of this chapter)