King Leng Chases His Wife: Meng Concubine Wants to Climb the Wall

Chapter 395 Taking a cold shower?

In the cabinet of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Mu Yuanqi lay down on the table dejectedly, thinking about his beastly behavior just now, wishing he could slap himself on the ground so that he could not get it out.How did he do such a thing?
Confused, so confused! ! !
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty—"

The soft and thin voice cut through the air and pierced into Mu Yuanqi's ear, "Say!!!"

With a chilly word, Xiao Dezi immediately straightened his running feet, walked gently to Mu Yuanqi's side, squeezed his shoulders, beat his legs, and flattered him: "Your Majesty, Mr. Su took the things." .”

"Accepted? What did he say?"

Mu Yuanqi was overjoyed, and hurriedly got up, grabbed Xiao Dezi who was shaken away by him and almost fell to his buttocks, and asked.

Xiao Dezi's heart tightened, His Majesty's posture is so touching——

Seeing the wretched look on Xiao Dezi's face, Mu Yuanqi patted him angrily, raised his internal strength, and slammed down:

"Xiao Dezi!!!"

"Hey, hey, the servant is here. Well, Your Majesty, the servant said, Mr. Song, please take the things."

Umm, why is Your Majesty so fierce?A certain eunuch roared inwardly.

Mu Yuanqi rolled his eyes, stared at Xiao Dezi fiercely, and repeated: "I'm asking you, Su Jing, what did he say?"

"No, no, oh, apart from saying thank you to the slave, I didn't say anything else."

Didn't say?

Mu Yuanqi suddenly seemed to have been broken into a basin of cold water, but Su Jing actually said thank you to Xiao Dezi, but didn't say anything else?

"Xiao Dezi, you, go and collect it for me. If you make him angry, what do you have to do to make him happy?"

Xiao Dezi covered his mouth and laughed foolishly, while proudly saying: "Your Majesty, you don't have to do anything if you offend anyone. They should all be happy. You are Your Majesty and the Son of Heaven. How can they be unhappy?" Woolen cloth?"

"Oh, that's right—"

Mu Yuanqi murmured, and suddenly, he slapped Xiao Dezi fiercely on the head, and said angrily: "Fart!!! I am human, and they are human. I made him angry, why should they still No right to be angry? It's just nonsense!!!"

"Ah? Majesty, Your Majesty, slave, slave is talking nonsense, don't be angry, don't be angry. You won't be, you made Mr. Su angry, right?"

His Majesty the Emperor nodded, yes, he should be angry.First, he actually insulted Su Jing's personality and doubted his manhood.Second, what he did was wrong, and he almost verified Su Jing's gender in an indecent manner.Thirdly, should he change to a slightly higher-end place next time when he is on the wall, for example, the door of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, what kind of broken place was it just now?What if the door falls and hits someone?
Well, it seems to be thinking too far.

The expression on Mu Yuanqicai's face can only be described in one sentence: I can't steal the fragrance, and I become angry from embarrassment.

"Your Majesty, although Mr. Su is taller, he is better than the servant, but the servant is by your side and will never leave you. After so many years, why do you keep thinking about Mr. Su!!!"

Xiao Dezi felt aggrieved in his heart, even though he was an eunuch, he still had the heart of an eunuch! ! !
Among the maids and eunuchs in the palace, some were thinking about Prince Sheng'an, some were thinking about Mr. Xie, and a small number were thinking about Princess Sheng'an, but there were also many like him, who were thinking about Mu Yuanqi.

These are all palace secrets that have to be said.

"Xiao Dezi, go and find it for me, from the book, but you can't find a way to make him not angry, and you don't have to see me anymore!!!"

Mu Yuanqi flicked his sleeves with a gloomy expression on his face.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, don't you want a slave?"

"Three two one, little Dezi, if you don't disappear before my eyes again, I guarantee that I will throw you to the brothel and make you suffer a lot."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

It wasn't until the moonlight burst out and the golden crow set in the west that Xiao Dezi appeared in front of Mu Yuanqi again.

When Xiao Dezi came, Mu Yuanqi straightened the book and sat aside, distracted.

"Your Majesty, the slave has found some methods, do you want to hear it?"

Xiao Dezi tiptoed to Mu Yuanqi's side, and was just about to reach out his hand to test whether Mu Yuanqi was distracted or reading a book, Mu Yuanqi reacted instinctively, regained consciousness quickly, calmly twisted his fingers, Turned a page of the book.

Back then, when I practiced this trick, I was still in the Imperial College, in order to deal with the doctors of the Imperial College, I just pretended to turn a page, and turned over the one where I was beaten.

"Say."

Mu Yuanqi put the book in his hand aside, raised his head, looked at Xiao Dezi with seriousness, and looked down on Xiao Dezi's head by more than ten degrees, and the temperature on his face rose by more than ten degrees , the color of the skin is several degrees darker.

"Your Majesty, the slave has gone through untold hardships, broke through the difficulties of the stroke, passed five hurdles and killed six generals—"

"Little Dezi, if you don't give me a little more time, I will make you suffer so much and become a difficult situation."

"Woooooo, yes, Your Majesty—"

After being threatened, Xiao Dezi became more honest. He poured a cup of tea for Mu Yuanqi, put on a serious tone, and opened his voice: "First, I will apologize to you. It is said that this success rate, [-]%, is suitable for treating Men and women of the target, couples and men and women, all kinds of men and women—"

"Men and women? Xiao Dezi, tell me, is Zhen a man and a woman, or Su Jing is a man and a woman? Hmm?"

He was so mad that he even pleaded guilty?He is a dignified emperor, the younger brother of the dignified sage, Prince An, who ran to plead guilty to an unknown person, that, that is a big tooth that can't be laughed off! ! ! !
"Turn around."

He can't kick Xiao Dezi's ass to bloom, how can he live up to the promise he made to Su Jing today?
Xiao Dezi bit his handkerchief, and turned around in aggrieved manner. Before turning around completely, Mu Yuanqi felt a pain in his buttocks.

"Oops - mother, it hurts so much -"

"Shut up for me!!!"

Immediately, the veil was stuffed into his mouth, and Xiao Dezi gestured with his hands with tears in his eyes: Your Majesty, can this servant turn around and continue to say no?
But this action, Mu Yuanqi really didn't understand, "Say."

As soon as Mu Yuanqi asked him to say, Xiao Dezi hurriedly took the handkerchief out of his mouth, and was just about to stuff it into his bosom, when he saw Mu Yuanqi's face full of disgust, he immediately took it out embarrassingly, and looked aside Diu chuckled, "The second rule is to give gifts to please. This gift-giving is very particular, but it can't be like giving to Mr. Cao. We have to give it sincerely, and give it to Mr. Su who likes it."

Su Jing likes it?
Mu Yuanqi was confused, what does Su Jing like?

"Young Master Su is also a man, and men like women the most. So, your Majesty, if you wish, you might as well give a woman!"

"Turn around!"

The smile on Xiao Dezi's face froze there, and he wailed in his heart: Why is His Majesty so unhappy with a word, he is about to kick someone, this problem, how bad it is! ! ! !

But even though he thought so in his heart, Mu Yuanqi told him to turn around, how could he not?
Dang even pitifully turned around slowly, like a broken flower being pulled out, bearing the deep malice from Mu Yuanqi alone.

Kicking up, it was heavier than the one just now, and Mu Yuanqi felt less angry, "Continue talking."

This is a typical case of beating someone up and then getting someone to serve him.Xiao Dezi had a bitter face, turned his head, and sobbed, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you, if you don't, just give Mr. Su a tenderness strategy, write some letters, write as you are pitiful, Mr. Su will definitely Can be influenced!"

"Turn around."

Mu Yuanqi said calmly with a sullen and expressionless face. The emotions in his eyes were like sinking into the night, and he couldn't see clearly or understand.

Xiao Dezi pursed his lips and turned around little by little, waiting for the fate of being kicked.

After waiting for a long time, Mu Yuanqi didn't kick. Suddenly, he was patted twice on the shoulder, and then he heard Mu Yuanqi's voice behind him: "I think you said a lot of nonsense. But I really thought Now, it's time to send something to Su Jing, he has helped me a lot before, so, you go to the warehouse, pick out something that nourishes the kidney, and send it to him."

Kidney?
Hey, Your Majesty, this, this is too obvious! !
Xiao Dezi covered his lips, and smiled foolishly, wait, nourishing the kidney? ! ! ! !Is His Majesty still the one below?
Wuwuwu, the late emperor, I am sorry for you!The servant failed to stop His Majesty from attacking Young Master Su, and even failed to stop His Majesty, who is the one below! !woo woo woo——

In the middle of the night, Xiao Dezi's wailing resounded through the sky. In a rage, Mu Yuanqi drove him out. He lay down in front of the table, flipping through various books to see if he could find something to write. past.

But what Mu Yuanqi didn't expect was that after three days of delivery, Su Jing didn't reply at all, and disappeared again.

This made His Majesty Mu Yuanqi very upset, and his temper and anger also rose every day, and his gums were sore.

"Physician Wu, can you do this? How long has Your Majesty been on fire? Why can't you let His Majesty calm down?"

Imperial Physician Wu looked at Xiao Dezi pitifully, and said with emotion: "Eunuch De, hurry up, either let His Majesty take a cold bath, or find a maid for His Majesty, in short, don't look for me again. "

Take a cold shower?

Tsk tsk, no, no, if the cold enters the body, it will be bad if you get typhoid.

Looking for a maid?
This can be considered.

That night in the bathroom, the father-in-law Xiaodezi thoughtfully arranged for Mu Yuanqi a beautiful court lady with different rings, fat, swallows and thin, washed them clean, lined them up, and sent them to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

That night, it was said that there were beauties falling from the sky in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, no more, no less, exactly ten.Oh, it was also said that at the end there was a eunuch who fell from the sky, and it just so happened that he was really the father-in-law of Xiaodezi.

From that day on, Xiao Dezi was thrown to wash the toilet, and Imperial Physician Wu found out that the incident had been revealed, so he ran to Hanshan Temple and became a monk.

But these are all later.However, Mu Yuanqi waited for more than half a month, but never saw Su Jing.In a flash, it was the day before the autumn test.

(End of this chapter)