Chapter 494
Mr. Xie has received countless letters of war since he was a child, but this letter of war makes Mr. Xie the most disgusting.
"This envelope smells bad, the color is ugly, and the texture is not good. The amount of five poisons is too large, and the poison is too simple."
What is poison on an envelope?Xie Yao once put a small snake in an envelope. Compared with this kind of secret deed, Mr. Xie is much more straightforward.
Anyway, the snake is inside, if you can't find it, that's your problem.
When the guard delivering the letter heard that the envelope was poisonous, he was so frightened that he almost wet his pants, and was about to throw it away with trembling hands.
As a result, Xie Yao swept his eyebrows across: "If you let go of the envelope, you will definitely die!"
"what?"
The guards were stunned. He was just a messenger. If he wanted to show his face in front of Mr. Xie, why would it be a big deal?
But the guards didn't know, although what Xie Yao said was true, but even if it was true, what would it count as in Mr. Xie's eyes?
"Mr. Xie, then, what should the subordinate do?"
This letter, neither holding it, throwing it away, nor handing it to Xie Yao.
Unexpectedly, Xie Yao glanced at the letter, then reached out to take it, opened it amidst the exclamation of everyone, and said with a mocking smile: "It seems that the person who poisoned it was really for a woman, Xiao Xiao, I Admit your mistake, there are indeed beautiful women thinking about me outside."
"You can solve it by yourself. I don't like noisy women very much."
This is the aura of the main house, what about the little three, the little four, cats and dogs, just don't jump around in front of my aunt and me.
Seeing what Xiao Xiaoxiao said, Xie Yao sighed slightly, thinking to himself, why didn't he respond at all?
Looking at Mu Zexi's backyard in the early years, didn't Chu Qiang play very lively?How could Xiao Xiaoxiao have no reaction at all?
Thinking of this, Mr. Xie couldn't help but feel a little lost.
He silently took out a bottle from his sleeve, sprinkled it on the guard's hand, then threw the letter on the ground, sprinkled some medicine, and the letter suddenly burned by itself.
"Don't you see what's in the letter?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao turned her head in surprise and looked at Xie Yao.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Xie said very seriously: "Didn't you say it in the letter? A letter of challenge! But I, Xie Yao, am also a man with a family. Even if I want to challenge, I have to come in front of you, otherwise I don't accept any dealings with women in private."
This is a deep trick.I thought that I could get Xiao Xiaoxiao's gratitude, even if I didn't appreciate it, at least it would be nice to show a little shy look like a little girl.But Xie Yao waited and waited, but when he came, Xiao Xiaoxiao let out a cold snort and said contemptuously, "Xie Yao, did you not take your medicine when you went out today?"
A basin of cold water was poured down immediately.
Fortunately, Mr. Xie didn't care too much, he only glanced at Xiao Xiao, raised his eyebrows and said: "You are my medicine, which can cure all diseases."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed immediately, and the surrounding guards covered their mouths, not daring to laugh, for fear that they would be slaughtered by their own generals after laughing.
The two went back to the inner courtyard, taught Xiao Zhi to read, and taught Xiao Zhi how to practice swords. Xie Yao alone can be said to be both civil and military.
Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded in satisfaction while nibbling on the grapes.
Well, this gentleman is quite economical.Not only does he have enough pockets, but he also saves the money of teachers and martial arts masters.
Thinking of this, Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing evilly, and Xie Lin who was standing aside shivered nervously, what, what's wrong?
"Husband, madam, you, what's the matter with you?"
After Xie Lin asked, he felt that his question was really not up to standard.
She should ask, ma'am, you are in a good mood, so that Xiao Xiaoxiao's possibility of losing her temper will be cut off.
Hearing this, Xiao Xiaoxiao was in a good mood, looking at Xie Lin, "I think that master, whether he is studying or playing swords, is very pretty."
Forehead······
My son, usually not ugly...
Xie Lin didn't dare to say these words.
Don't look at how seriously my master is teaching now, but only their confidantes know that the master's eyesight and hearing have been magnified several times by the use of certain medicines.Although he never said it, they knew very well in their hearts that this was the master's method.
"Let me ask you, the character Xie Yao is good-looking and good-natured. In the capital, there are many beautiful girls around him, right?"
Xie Lin is also unlucky. If it is an ordinary girl, Xie Lin only needs to be coaxed a little bit. Anyway, women like to listen to the truth, but the problem is that Xiao Xiaoxiao is not an ordinary woman.
Just when Xie Lin was in trouble, Xie Yao suddenly stopped and smiled at Xiao Xiaoxiao, "Why don't you just ask me this kind of question?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao gave Xie Yao a big white eye, "You have a good brain, this question must come back from Xie Lin."
The meaning of these words was too obvious, and Xie Lin suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been hurt by ten thousand points.Above his own, among this group of hidden guards, he is also the best.
But, how can you compare with the master?Is the master a normal person?
That's a perverted species, right?
Seeing the tears on his subordinate's face, Xie Yao lifted up his robe, sat beside Xiao Xiaoxiao, approached her, and asked in a low voice: "This kind of question, Xie Lin, do you dare to say it?"
"If he doesn't tell the truth, his aunt will beat him to the teeth!!!"
Xiao Xiaoxiao spoke earnestly, Xie Lin listened earnestly, knelt down on the ground with a plop, and begged for mercy.
Xie Yao smiled helplessly with a face of being humiliated, rubbed his forehead, and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Xiao, my most proud secret guard, when he comes to you, it's like a mouse meeting a cat, you say Say, how can I have the nerve to take it out?"
"Master, take a look at yourself. Madam frowned. You have to analyze a hundred reasons. How are you better than your subordinates?"
Xie Lin couldn't be reconciled, it's okay to be shown affection by these two couples every day, but to have his IQ lowered, this is simply a shame and a great humiliation.
"You don't understand, you will understand when you have a wife."
After Xie Yao finished speaking, he didn't shy away from anyone here, so he pinched Xiao Xiaoxiao's chin and kissed her.
After the kiss, she said dissatisfiedly, "Why isn't it dark yet..."
'Xie Yao, are you in heat? "
Xiao Xiaoxiao glared at Xie Yao angrily, and she became more and more open-minded.
But as soon as the two of them got tired of crooked, they heard movement outside the courtyard wall.
Before Xiao Xiaoxiao could react, Xie Yao flew towards Xiao Zhi's direction, hugged Xiao Zhi, and landed firmly aside.
"It's his grandma's, you're going to live a long life, right?"
If Xie Yao hadn't been in time just now, Xiao Zhi would have been more or less dangerous.
As Xiao Xiao roared, there was a commotion outside the courtyard wall. A woman suddenly fell from the sky, wearing black clothes, exuding a strange smell.
"Girl, you didn't take a shower when you went out today, right? Why don't my aunts get some hot water for you to take a bath?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao pinched her nose, walked over, and fought side by side with Xie Yao.
The eyebrows of the person who came here seemed to be burnt, which looked weird, but looking at that face again, it seemed to be a superior color, so looking at it, it was a bit weird.
As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao's words fell, the woman covered her face with pride, and said mockingly: "It is said that Mr. Xie's son is beautiful, I saw you today, so-so, so-so."
When Xiao Xiaoxiao heard it, she immediately became angry, what the hell, my aunt's man, what the hell do you say is beautiful?What do you mean?Fighting, right?
But Xiao Xiaoxiao just took two steps when she saw the woman waving her sleeves towards the air, and a more unpleasant smell came to her nostrils. Xiao Xiao couldn't hold back, turned over and retched to the side.
"Hahaha, no one can decipher this girl's poison. Shouldn't you give up your position as a genius doctor? You can't waste your talent like this. Instead of being with such a vulgar woman, why not be with me?" Stay together forever?"
The woman spoke arrogantly, and her attitude was even more arrogant. Seeing Xiao Xiao retching aside, she felt very proud.
But before she finished speaking, she saw Xiao Xiaoxiao who was retching at the side suddenly jumped up, grabbed the dust on the ground, and sprinkled it in her eyes.
"Vulgar!! Unsightly!! What kind of moves are you doing?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao clapped her hands, put her hands on her hips, and snapped her fingers proudly behind her: "My dear son, tell this woman what kind of move it is."
Xiao Zhi was held in Xie Yao's arms, looking happy, when he suddenly heard his mother ask him, he immediately changed into a little old man's posture, and said solemnly: "Mother, this is a dog's palm. Mother mighty!!!"
Xie Yao shook his head helplessly, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, the mother and son are actually very similar.
The woman's face was almost distorted with anger, she looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and snorted coldly, "Master Xie, I'm here to challenge you today, if you don't fight, are you looking down on this girl?"
Being called, Xie Yao unhurriedly took out a handkerchief from his bosom, stepped forward to gently wipe off Xiao Xiaoxiao's sweat, and then said unhurriedly: "Among the people I look up to, There never was a girl."
Is that soft enough?
Don't change Mr. Xie's true colors.
"Xie Yao, don't think that you are a miracle doctor, just take it seriously! This woman has been poisoned by this girl, and this poison will slowly break out in her body. You will come to beg me."
"Oh? Really? I hope, don't reverse it."
As soon as Xie Yao finished speaking, Xiao Zhi took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it towards the sky.
"Zhi'er, can I leave it to you to clean up the battlefield?"
Mr. Xie spoke as if he was abducting a minor, and he said it nicely, Xiao Zhi nodded his head immediately, and immediately replied: "Okay!!!"
Then he came down from Xie Yao's arms, whistling toward the sky.
The woman's face paled immediately, and she pointed at Xiao Zhi with trembling fingers, "Don't brag, don't brag!!"
Xiao Zhi silently put away the whistle, looked at the woman, and said aggrievedly: "But sister, they are here."
(End of this chapter)
Mr. Xie has received countless letters of war since he was a child, but this letter of war makes Mr. Xie the most disgusting.
"This envelope smells bad, the color is ugly, and the texture is not good. The amount of five poisons is too large, and the poison is too simple."
What is poison on an envelope?Xie Yao once put a small snake in an envelope. Compared with this kind of secret deed, Mr. Xie is much more straightforward.
Anyway, the snake is inside, if you can't find it, that's your problem.
When the guard delivering the letter heard that the envelope was poisonous, he was so frightened that he almost wet his pants, and was about to throw it away with trembling hands.
As a result, Xie Yao swept his eyebrows across: "If you let go of the envelope, you will definitely die!"
"what?"
The guards were stunned. He was just a messenger. If he wanted to show his face in front of Mr. Xie, why would it be a big deal?
But the guards didn't know, although what Xie Yao said was true, but even if it was true, what would it count as in Mr. Xie's eyes?
"Mr. Xie, then, what should the subordinate do?"
This letter, neither holding it, throwing it away, nor handing it to Xie Yao.
Unexpectedly, Xie Yao glanced at the letter, then reached out to take it, opened it amidst the exclamation of everyone, and said with a mocking smile: "It seems that the person who poisoned it was really for a woman, Xiao Xiao, I Admit your mistake, there are indeed beautiful women thinking about me outside."
"You can solve it by yourself. I don't like noisy women very much."
This is the aura of the main house, what about the little three, the little four, cats and dogs, just don't jump around in front of my aunt and me.
Seeing what Xiao Xiaoxiao said, Xie Yao sighed slightly, thinking to himself, why didn't he respond at all?
Looking at Mu Zexi's backyard in the early years, didn't Chu Qiang play very lively?How could Xiao Xiaoxiao have no reaction at all?
Thinking of this, Mr. Xie couldn't help but feel a little lost.
He silently took out a bottle from his sleeve, sprinkled it on the guard's hand, then threw the letter on the ground, sprinkled some medicine, and the letter suddenly burned by itself.
"Don't you see what's in the letter?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao turned her head in surprise and looked at Xie Yao.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Xie said very seriously: "Didn't you say it in the letter? A letter of challenge! But I, Xie Yao, am also a man with a family. Even if I want to challenge, I have to come in front of you, otherwise I don't accept any dealings with women in private."
This is a deep trick.I thought that I could get Xiao Xiaoxiao's gratitude, even if I didn't appreciate it, at least it would be nice to show a little shy look like a little girl.But Xie Yao waited and waited, but when he came, Xiao Xiaoxiao let out a cold snort and said contemptuously, "Xie Yao, did you not take your medicine when you went out today?"
A basin of cold water was poured down immediately.
Fortunately, Mr. Xie didn't care too much, he only glanced at Xiao Xiao, raised his eyebrows and said: "You are my medicine, which can cure all diseases."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed immediately, and the surrounding guards covered their mouths, not daring to laugh, for fear that they would be slaughtered by their own generals after laughing.
The two went back to the inner courtyard, taught Xiao Zhi to read, and taught Xiao Zhi how to practice swords. Xie Yao alone can be said to be both civil and military.
Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded in satisfaction while nibbling on the grapes.
Well, this gentleman is quite economical.Not only does he have enough pockets, but he also saves the money of teachers and martial arts masters.
Thinking of this, Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing evilly, and Xie Lin who was standing aside shivered nervously, what, what's wrong?
"Husband, madam, you, what's the matter with you?"
After Xie Lin asked, he felt that his question was really not up to standard.
She should ask, ma'am, you are in a good mood, so that Xiao Xiaoxiao's possibility of losing her temper will be cut off.
Hearing this, Xiao Xiaoxiao was in a good mood, looking at Xie Lin, "I think that master, whether he is studying or playing swords, is very pretty."
Forehead······
My son, usually not ugly...
Xie Lin didn't dare to say these words.
Don't look at how seriously my master is teaching now, but only their confidantes know that the master's eyesight and hearing have been magnified several times by the use of certain medicines.Although he never said it, they knew very well in their hearts that this was the master's method.
"Let me ask you, the character Xie Yao is good-looking and good-natured. In the capital, there are many beautiful girls around him, right?"
Xie Lin is also unlucky. If it is an ordinary girl, Xie Lin only needs to be coaxed a little bit. Anyway, women like to listen to the truth, but the problem is that Xiao Xiaoxiao is not an ordinary woman.
Just when Xie Lin was in trouble, Xie Yao suddenly stopped and smiled at Xiao Xiaoxiao, "Why don't you just ask me this kind of question?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao gave Xie Yao a big white eye, "You have a good brain, this question must come back from Xie Lin."
The meaning of these words was too obvious, and Xie Lin suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been hurt by ten thousand points.Above his own, among this group of hidden guards, he is also the best.
But, how can you compare with the master?Is the master a normal person?
That's a perverted species, right?
Seeing the tears on his subordinate's face, Xie Yao lifted up his robe, sat beside Xiao Xiaoxiao, approached her, and asked in a low voice: "This kind of question, Xie Lin, do you dare to say it?"
"If he doesn't tell the truth, his aunt will beat him to the teeth!!!"
Xiao Xiaoxiao spoke earnestly, Xie Lin listened earnestly, knelt down on the ground with a plop, and begged for mercy.
Xie Yao smiled helplessly with a face of being humiliated, rubbed his forehead, and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Xiao, my most proud secret guard, when he comes to you, it's like a mouse meeting a cat, you say Say, how can I have the nerve to take it out?"
"Master, take a look at yourself. Madam frowned. You have to analyze a hundred reasons. How are you better than your subordinates?"
Xie Lin couldn't be reconciled, it's okay to be shown affection by these two couples every day, but to have his IQ lowered, this is simply a shame and a great humiliation.
"You don't understand, you will understand when you have a wife."
After Xie Yao finished speaking, he didn't shy away from anyone here, so he pinched Xiao Xiaoxiao's chin and kissed her.
After the kiss, she said dissatisfiedly, "Why isn't it dark yet..."
'Xie Yao, are you in heat? "
Xiao Xiaoxiao glared at Xie Yao angrily, and she became more and more open-minded.
But as soon as the two of them got tired of crooked, they heard movement outside the courtyard wall.
Before Xiao Xiaoxiao could react, Xie Yao flew towards Xiao Zhi's direction, hugged Xiao Zhi, and landed firmly aside.
"It's his grandma's, you're going to live a long life, right?"
If Xie Yao hadn't been in time just now, Xiao Zhi would have been more or less dangerous.
As Xiao Xiao roared, there was a commotion outside the courtyard wall. A woman suddenly fell from the sky, wearing black clothes, exuding a strange smell.
"Girl, you didn't take a shower when you went out today, right? Why don't my aunts get some hot water for you to take a bath?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao pinched her nose, walked over, and fought side by side with Xie Yao.
The eyebrows of the person who came here seemed to be burnt, which looked weird, but looking at that face again, it seemed to be a superior color, so looking at it, it was a bit weird.
As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao's words fell, the woman covered her face with pride, and said mockingly: "It is said that Mr. Xie's son is beautiful, I saw you today, so-so, so-so."
When Xiao Xiaoxiao heard it, she immediately became angry, what the hell, my aunt's man, what the hell do you say is beautiful?What do you mean?Fighting, right?
But Xiao Xiaoxiao just took two steps when she saw the woman waving her sleeves towards the air, and a more unpleasant smell came to her nostrils. Xiao Xiao couldn't hold back, turned over and retched to the side.
"Hahaha, no one can decipher this girl's poison. Shouldn't you give up your position as a genius doctor? You can't waste your talent like this. Instead of being with such a vulgar woman, why not be with me?" Stay together forever?"
The woman spoke arrogantly, and her attitude was even more arrogant. Seeing Xiao Xiao retching aside, she felt very proud.
But before she finished speaking, she saw Xiao Xiaoxiao who was retching at the side suddenly jumped up, grabbed the dust on the ground, and sprinkled it in her eyes.
"Vulgar!! Unsightly!! What kind of moves are you doing?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao clapped her hands, put her hands on her hips, and snapped her fingers proudly behind her: "My dear son, tell this woman what kind of move it is."
Xiao Zhi was held in Xie Yao's arms, looking happy, when he suddenly heard his mother ask him, he immediately changed into a little old man's posture, and said solemnly: "Mother, this is a dog's palm. Mother mighty!!!"
Xie Yao shook his head helplessly, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, the mother and son are actually very similar.
The woman's face was almost distorted with anger, she looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and snorted coldly, "Master Xie, I'm here to challenge you today, if you don't fight, are you looking down on this girl?"
Being called, Xie Yao unhurriedly took out a handkerchief from his bosom, stepped forward to gently wipe off Xiao Xiaoxiao's sweat, and then said unhurriedly: "Among the people I look up to, There never was a girl."
Is that soft enough?
Don't change Mr. Xie's true colors.
"Xie Yao, don't think that you are a miracle doctor, just take it seriously! This woman has been poisoned by this girl, and this poison will slowly break out in her body. You will come to beg me."
"Oh? Really? I hope, don't reverse it."
As soon as Xie Yao finished speaking, Xiao Zhi took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it towards the sky.
"Zhi'er, can I leave it to you to clean up the battlefield?"
Mr. Xie spoke as if he was abducting a minor, and he said it nicely, Xiao Zhi nodded his head immediately, and immediately replied: "Okay!!!"
Then he came down from Xie Yao's arms, whistling toward the sky.
The woman's face paled immediately, and she pointed at Xiao Zhi with trembling fingers, "Don't brag, don't brag!!"
Xiao Zhi silently put away the whistle, looked at the woman, and said aggrievedly: "But sister, they are here."
(End of this chapter)
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