King Leng Chases His Wife: Meng Concubine Wants to Climb the Wall

Chapter 505 Xiao Xiao's Provocation

"Yo? Isn't this General Xiao? You're here~~~ Welcome!!!"

Coming out of the palace, Xiao Xiaoxiao went straight to the Guozhang's mansion without saying a word, without changing her clothes.

Xiao Xiaoxiao clapped her hands, and the guards followed with a few big boxes, threw them in front of the abbot, and retreated behind Xiao Xiaoxiao.

With this posture, I am afraid that the old country head has lived for too long, so he can't be scared to death.

"You, you, General Xiao, what are you doing? Although the old man has no official position, he is also the head of the country. How can you allow you to be presumptuous?"

The old abbot is getting old, so he probably doesn't know who is here today.Xiao Xiaoxiao sat at the bottom with a big grin, and sneered in her heart: Bad old man, the more presumptuous ones are yet to come! !

But this can be regarded as what is in the heart, Xiao Xiaoxiao will not say it stupidly.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Xiao Xiao came here today, purely as a gift, lassing about the family, but he has a bunch of reckless people under his command. If you offend Mr. Guo, don't Blame it!!!"

Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao's tone was okay, and Xiao Xiaoxiao's subordinates were indeed reckless men, so the old man didn't care about anything with Xiao Xiaoxiao.After all, if someone comes to give you a gift, you can't still drive him out, can you?

"Oh? You don't get paid for nothing, why did General Xiao give this old man a gift?"

The old national abbot pretended to sit down, and he didn't care what he said, but his eyes were already glued to the box.

Xiao Xiaoxiao silently gave the old abbot countless rolls of eyes, grandma is a bear, pretending, trying her best to pretend! ! !
Before co-authoring, it wasn't you who used your birthday to pay respects to officials in the court, right?

What Xiao Xiaoxiao hates the most is people who say one thing and do another, especially the old abbot who is still the best among them, so Xiao Xiaoxiao can't get into her eyes.

In addition, Xiao Xiaoxiao was angry with the queen today, so she must let it go.Otherwise, could it still be Xiao Xiaoxiao?
"No reason, it's not thinking that my aunt and I have lived to be 22 years old and haven't married yet, and in the end I wronged some young masters in the manor of the state and wanted to help end my aunt's bachelor life. That's why I came here to express my gratitude. "

Not to mention that when people marry their daughters-in-law, they need to spend a lottery gift. Xiao Xiaoxiao is so good, he even took the initiative to send a gift. Presumably, he knew that he could not get married, so he came here in a hurry to please himself, right?
Thinking of this, the father-in-law couldn't help but feel even happier. If the man in his family marries Xiao Xiaoxiao, the power of soldiers and horses will get back part of it. Besides, Xiao Xiaoxiao must follow the Queen's orders. , I can no longer add trouble to my family with the prince Lin Yeran.

This move is really good.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced over, and looked at the old country abbot with a wretched smile on his face, and the depression in his heart was naturally needless to mention.But he still pretended to be very calm, and asked the guard behind him to open the thing with a smile.

"Master Guozhang, you can see clearly, this thing is called the Rejuvenation Pill, when you are half dead, take one, and immediately stretch your legs, stare, and jump around alive."

I don't know if the medicine that Xie Yao took had expired, but it was just right to avoid wasting it.

As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao picked up the medicine in the box and showed it to the head of the country, the head of the country was so angry, his eyes were straightened, he pointed at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and said angrily: "What does General Xiao mean by this? Old man Still dead!!!"

Not dead?
Oh, got it.

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded, looked at the father-in-law solemnly, and continued: "Yes, yes, Xiao Xiao knows that you are not dead, but this person is mortal and cannot escape, either today or tomorrow, or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow... ... In short, you have to die."

So, this medicine, you will use it.

As Xiao Xiaoxiao said, she stuffed the box into the Guozhang's arms, and couldn't wait to have another box opened.

As a result, when I opened it, I found that it was full of medicines for bruises and sores, which looked astonishing.

"Well, my aunt is a little violent. If one day she loses her hand and does something irreversible, I hope the young masters in the mansion don't take offense. Just lie down and apply some medicine by yourself. En, Auntie, I have prepared everything, these medicines are all effective one by one."

As he said that, Xiao Xiaoxiao showed the old man one by one, the secret meaning was obvious, if the aunt did not control herself and accidentally raped your sons, please take medicine yourself, oh, hide point.

The old national abbot was already rolling his eyes from anger, but judging from Xiao Xiaoxiao's meaning, it seemed that it was not over yet. He stomped his foot, then opened the last box, pointed to the things in the box, and said with a smile: "These are the things I like to play on weekdays. They are indispensable in my boudoir. You guys don't know if you like them or not, but it doesn't matter. Get proficient first, try, practice your hands~~~"

Practice your hands?
The old country's abbot's face had already turned purple.

Who the hell did it with a meteor hammer?
Who the hell has a knife in his boudoir?
"You, you, you are going to be mad, mad..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Xiaoxiao immediately stuffed the Death Recovery Pill into the mouth of the old country abbot, patted his chest and said with a sigh: "Grandma knows that you have to use it, look, you can use it so punctually."

However, Xiao Xiaoxiao forgot that if it wasn't for her, the old man would not have needed the Lao Shi Zi Hui Sheng Wan if he was doing well.

"My lord, tell me, what if my aunt marries the three sons of your mansion as male favourites? Anyway, all three are from your mansion, so it's hard to explain to the other two who you marry. Why don't you just marry them all at once, and I'll number them when I go back to my aunt, what do you think?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao thought it over clearly, the three young masters in the manor of the state are not greedy in appearance, and Ye Zizhou is considered a good-looking man, but unfortunately they are not smart enough, too stupid.For the other two, after thinking about it, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that she would not like Duanxiu, or be liked by Duanxiu.

Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao said that he wanted to number the noble son in his mansion, the old country head took a deep breath, rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Tsk tsk, I can't help but be scared, come here, please go and invite the imperial doctor!!! Speed!!"

After Xiao Xiaoxiao ordered her servants, she suddenly felt relaxed. She came here today to give the Queen a warning. Who the hell is afraid that you are the grandson! !
So at this time, thinking about the matter of the old national patriarch's fainting and waiting for the queen to pass it down, it is probably another trouble, so it is better to run away first.

Before Xiao Xiaoxiao could run away successfully, suddenly, there was an excited shout from behind.

"Xiao Xiao~~~~"

Xiao Xiaoxiao staggered on her raised foot, and almost fell over.

Fuck, who the hell is the idiot in the house unlocked and released?

Turning his head, sure enough, that idiot Ye Zizhou...

As for why Xiao Xiaoxiao called Ye Zizhou an idiot, this question can only be said, people can be stupid, but if they are so stupid that they think they are cute, then they are really idiots.

When Xiao Xiaoxiao thought of Ye Zizhou wandering around the mansion in her own women's clothing in the morning, her heart trembled a little, damn it, it's so fucking perverted.

"Xiao Xiao, I heard that you came to the mansion to give the bride price~~~"

After all, Ye Zizhou was young, as soon as he heard that Xiao Xiaoxiao was coming, he rushed over excitedly, completely forgetting that he was tortured in the morning.

Xiao Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, "Betroth gift? No."

"No? That's okay, even if there is no dowry, I, Ye Zizhou, will marry you, Xiao Xiaoxiao."

Relying on his young age, Ye Zizhou has fully demonstrated his shameless duty to the extreme. Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was dark, thinking: How can I not get my shoes wet when I walk by the river for a long time.

If I had known that I had nothing to do before, I wouldn't have molested good women and men.

Ye Zizhou didn't hesitate, and started shaking Xiao Xiaoxiao's arm as soon as he hugged her, "Xiao Xiao, don't worry, I have a dowry, as much as I want, I will give you as much as I want."

Xiao Xiaoxiao just felt that at this moment, she wanted to cry, what a crime, what a crime! ! !
"Grandma doesn't need it!!!"

"No, Xiao Xiao, my mother said that there is a dowry for marrying a daughter-in-law, but you have prepared the dowry, so I will prepare the dowry."

The cunning that flashed across Ye Zizhou's eyes made Xiao Xiaoxiao think it was his own illusion.

"How much is your dowry?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao slowed down, lifted Ye Zizhou's chin, and looked at him teasingly.

If it wasn't for his excellent hearing, he wouldn't be able to hear. Somewhere not far away, a person's fingers were clenched tightly, and his lips were stretched into a line. It seemed that he was not in a good mood.

The hidden guard next to him looked at Xie Yao nervously, and asked in a low voice: "Master, this subordinate is going to kill that kid Ye Zizhou!!!"

Mr. Xie raised his eyebrows lazily, and said calmly, "Vulgar."

"Then, go down and beat up that subordinate."

"reckless."

"Ah? Young master, what do you want from your subordinates?"

Xie Yao raised his eyelids, turned his head to look at Xiao Xiaoxiao in the distance, and then said in a low voice, "Beat me to death."

Dark Guard: "..."

"That face doesn't look very comfortable."

The hidden guard: "Yes, master, this subordinate will make it impossible for you to see his face clearly in your life."

Xie Yao nodded in satisfaction, feeling a little better.

Xiao Xiaoxiao made a big fuss in the manor of the state today. Although she was making a fuss, this is also a peculiarity of Xiao Xiaoxiao. It seems that no one can guess what she wants to do.

"Ye Zizhou, let's discuss it, let go of my aunt."

Ye Zizhou shook his head like a rattle, "No!!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao endured the urge to run away, and then with all her strength, she threw Ye Zizhou out and threw it on the ground.

"Grandma reminded you, let go."

Before Ye Zizhou got up, Xiao Xiaoxiao came out with a dark face, looked down at Ye Zizhou, and smiled innocently, "I forgot to say, all men, except me and a certain little boy , my aunt said to let go, if you don't let go, then, I'm sorry."

Ye Zizhou was lying on the ground and screaming, but he didn't seem to be able to react.

"Boy, if you look like this, it's better for me to screw you up. I'm really sorry. I'm here today to tell you something. Even if the queen wants you to marry me, you have to pass my test. Please come to my mansion tomorrow." Conduct selection, oh, I forgot to say, if you don't come, your current fate is probably their fate. Grandma is not sure whether they will be immobilized for the rest of their lives."

After warning, Xiao Xiaoxiao flung her sleeves and left.Ye Zizhou's playful eyes instantly dimmed, staring into the distance, his face pale.

"Master, why are you still lying on the ground?"

Ye Zizhou snorted unhappily, and roared in a low voice: "Blind? Didn't you see that my legs are full of silver needles?"

Everyone looked at it, it was true, Ye Zizhou's legs were covered with silver needles at some point, it looked like a hedgehog's legs.

(End of this chapter)