King Leng Chases His Wife: Meng Concubine Wants to Climb the Wall

Chapter 541
It is said that before Xiao Xiaoxiao was thrown into the prison, she utterly pissed her off to death.

How exactly this is done is unclear to the parties involved.

Someone else said that Xiao Xiaoxiao just spilled a piece of pastry on the ground, and that pastry was Mengyu's favorite, but all the dogs in Mengfu came to eat it.Meng Yu felt that she had been insulted, and jumped up angrily, but she didn't dare to take Xiao Xiaoxiao's life.

If Xiao Xiaoxiao dies, the six armies will have no commander, and there will be even more chaos.

If Xiao Xiaoxiao was alive and imprisoned for the crime of rebellion, and the news was withheld for the time being, it would be different when the Queen placed her own people in the Sixth Army and then carried out a big exchange.

Xiao Xiaoxiao is also a master who can make troubles in prison, relying on those people not daring to do anything to her now, she can make a lot of trouble.

"Come on, what the hell is this throwing a quilt? Auntie is a general after all, and you guys even want to stuff Auntie with thatch into the quilt?"

When the guard heard this, he yelled impatiently: "I'm so bored!! Do you know who you are now? You are a prisoner, not a general of hussars!!"

Prisoner?
Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded seriously, and then remembered, oh, she is a prisoner.

What the fuck, a prisoner?

Could it be that the prisoner cannot have a life, ideals, and pursuits?
Immediately, Miss Xiao became angry, pointed at the guard, and said angrily, "Prisoner? What if my aunt is a prisoner? Will you give my aunt a quilt? I want a cloud silk quilt. If you don't, my aunt will commit suicide by hitting the wall right now!" !!suicide!!!"

The guard saw Xiao Xiaoxiao was about to hit the wall, and panicked immediately, and his superiors specifically explained that Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't die, and if Xiao Xiaoxiao had something to do, he would die too.

So the guard immediately went to find the quilt, what kind of silk quilt did he want?

Not long after, the guard came in with a gorgeous quilt. Xiao Xiaoxiao was teasing the mouse in the cell. As soon as the guard came in, the mouse squeaked and ran away.Xiao Xiaoxiao got up helplessly, rolled her eyes, and said, "Brother, you haven't married a wife yet, have you? Tell me about you. You've frightened the mice away by making such a fuss all day long, let alone woman?"

After finishing speaking, Miss Xiao snatched the cup from the guard's hand, then stuffed something into her sleeve calmly, and said with emotion: "Without fine wine and meat, how can we live?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xiaoxiao turned her head and looked around the guard several times. It looked like a weasel seeing a little chicken, a conspiracy, a deep conspiracy.

The guard took two steps back in fear, and said awkwardly, "You, what else do you have to say?"

Seeing the little guard's wink, Xiao Xiaoxiao burst out laughing, looked at the guard, cleared her throat, and said: "One catty of roast duck, one catty of roast chicken, four bottles of fine wine, three roast geese, one catty Mutton, a catty of beef, takeaway, and a piece of cooking cake."

Cooking cakes, cooking cakes, think about it, Wu Dalang's cooking cakes outside the bird's nest are better, but unfortunately, she won't be able to eat them for the time being.

The guard counted with his fingers, wishing he could count with his toes, then raised his head in embarrassment, looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao, "Well, General Xiao, what you want, the small ones should be the same It's not bad, but the little one's salary is meager, it's really..."

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded, that's right, the one-year salary of this little guard is not as much as his own meal, so he must not be able to afford it.

So Xiao Xiaoxiao took out a hairpin from her bosom, the most popular beaded jade hairpin at the moment, and handed it to the little guard, "Take it as a pawn, if you have too much, it's yours, if you don't have enough, come find your aunt."

The little guard was also a smart guy, and he knew Xiao Xiaoxiao's stuff was not cheap at first glance, so he took it away immediately, and then ran out quickly.

He didn't see, the moment he went out, Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes flashed a hint of cunning, everyone's things are easy to take, but hers, Xiao Xiaoxiao's things are not so easy to take.

Thinking about it, Xiao Xiaoxiao flung herself on the quilt, lay down on it and waited leisurely for the little guard to come.

Speaking of the environment in the cell, Xiao Xiaoxiao is really acceptable. No matter where the prison is, it is all well-behaved, with big wooden bars and thatched piles. If anyone wants to make trouble, he can do it with a fire. Burned, for example, herself.

But when Xiao Xiaoxiao was distracted, footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door. It sounded like it should be a woman.

Xiao Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly, looked up at the sky, it seemed that she was doomed and could not escape.

Before he had scolded the master eighteen times in his heart, Meng Yu came in on small embroidered shoes.

The door of the cell was opened, and Meng Yu stood at the door holding her nose, looking like a rich young lady.

"Xiao Xiaoxiao, the taste of this cell is okay, right?"

Meng Yu's shrill voice darkened suddenly when she saw the quilt under Xiao Xiaoxiao.

Silk quilt, how could this kind of thing appear in the prison cell?

Xiao Xiaoxiao rubbed her waist and climbed up from the quilt, yelling, "Oh, this quilt is so comfortable, rough people like aunts, sleep sore all over."

"Xiao Xiaoxiao, you are really comfortable! This lady is kind-hearted. After all these years of friendship, although in terms of status, you are really not worthy of this lady coming to see you off in person, but this lady really wants to come and see you. Down-and-out, sure, endearing."

As she said that, Meng Yu specially asked someone to move a mirror over, facing Xiao Xiaoxiao.

Before being taken into the prison, Meng Yu splashed ink on Xiao Xiaoxiao's body. Now that Xiao Xiaoxiao looks like that, he probably thinks it's alright. When other people see it, it's like seeing a ghost.

Xiao Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, and said: "I don't know what you literati are playing? Other people's betting on tea and splashing ink is done by husband and wife. You splash ink on me, what's the matter, you still want my aunt to be responsible for you?" ?”

After finishing speaking, he stared at the mirror like no one else and began to straighten his clothes.

Every time after listening to Xiao Xiaoxiao's words, Meng Yu was half-dead with anger.But this time, Meng Yu only turned the bracelet on Hao's wrist, and smiled very strangely.

That bracelet, Xiao Xiaoxiao had seen before, was the queen's exclusive property.

Empress Xu is in charge of the phoenix seal and the phoenix bracelet.

A phoenix totem is carved on it, implying the prosperity of offspring.

Xiao Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said mockingly: "Lin Yeran gave me a lot of this bracelet, do you want more? I'll give it to you"

Mengyu's eyeballs were about to pop out, then she smiled strangely, and waved behind her, a person walked in behind, Mengyu said with a smile: "General Xiao hasn't tasted the special dishes in this cell yet. , let’s go, take Miss Xiao to experience it.”

Several guards who followed behind looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao hesitantly, then lowered their heads and took Xiao Xiaoxiao to the interrogation room.

All kinds of instruments of torture, very perverted instruments of torture.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced at the instruments of torture, and said helplessly: "It turns out that Xu Guo's instruments of torture are like this. Do you know the Lou Shangshu of the Great Sage? Those props are really props. Last time, they can make you happy Cool kind."

As she said that, Xiao Xiaoxiao danced and danced excitedly. She didn't look like a prisoner, but came to visit the cell.

The face of Mengyu standing behind her was already twisted together in anger.But Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't give up, and picked up those instruments of torture, evaluated them one by one, and finally came to a conclusion: "The quality is too poor, the level is too low, this minister of punishment seems to be unqualified. Don't think about making progress! !"

Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment is Meng Yu's uncle. Hearing this, he was trembling with anger, his hands were like hands, and he said fiercely: "Come here, tie Xiao Xiaoxiao up for me!!"

After that, those people moved and tied Xiao Xiaoxiao up.

Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at the people around her tying her up, and said with emotion: "Brother, have you ever seen a pig tied? That way you won't run away!!"

After finishing speaking, Miss Xiao realized that she accidentally scolded herself...

Then I saw the little guard glance at Xiao Xiaoxiao faintly, and suddenly fell to the ground, his whole body twitching.

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, shook her head helplessly, pretending to be okay, raised her head and smiled at Mengyu, all over the country and the city.

Meng Yu didn't know what happened, so she heard Xiao Xiaoxiao say: "What, I'm really sorry, you know, my aunt and grandma usually keep a low profile, just now this buddy accidentally bumped into me, my kind A person who is covered in poison will die if he touches it!"

Meng Yu's face sank suddenly, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao, picked up the whip that was put aside, it was full of barbs, the kind that would peel off a layer of skin when it was whipped.

Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at the girl walking towards her helplessly, and said with a smile, "Mengyu, do you know that there is a kind of poison in the world that is released in the blood, do you know the genius doctor Xie Yao? I happened to have a little friendship with this guy, do you want to try it, as long as you see my blood today, you will definitely be disfigured, whether you can live or not is hard to say."

Xiao Xiaoxiao only said that she has a little friendship with Xie Yao. After all, friendship in bed is also friendship, right?

If she directly said that she knew the genius doctor Xie Yao, it is estimated that the girl Meng Yu would come over and strangle herself to death.

Xie Yao is so beautiful, it is rare for a woman to escape Mr. Xie's tenderness.

So for the sake of her own life, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that she should be more modest and low-key.

Meng Yu stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao coldly, wishing to peel off her skin, but she didn't have this chance.

The door was suddenly pushed open, and a person walked in from the outside. Upon closer inspection, the person turned out to be the old eunuch next to the queen.

"Miss Meng, you really don't know what to measure. Can Xiao Xiaoxiao be able to bang at this time? If there is a mistake that misses the empress's important event, can you bear it?"

Meng Yu gritted her silver teeth, unconvinced, blessed the old eunuch, and left in a very bad mood.

Xiao Xiaoxiao showed a row of white teeth to the old eunuch, and the old eunuch sighed helplessly, lifted his inner anger, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Ma'am, don't play, just in case It’s hard to explain to the master if something went wrong.”

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and gestured with her mouth: "Xie Lin, it's rare to be able to go to prison once in life, you have to seize the opportunity to play!!"

Xie Lin helplessly rolled his eyes several times, and then said loudly to Xiao Xiaoxiao: "It's getting dark, don't make trouble."

Xiao Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and thought to herself: Xie Lin, the eunuch, played a very good role, so she can think about not being a shadow guard later, and change careers.

Just thinking about it, Xie Lin snorted, turned and left.

In the entire prison, it seemed that no one had been there.Xiao Xiaoxiao looked out through the window for ventilation, the sky was getting dark, and some people couldn't wait any longer.

It was dark, sure enough, the night was dark and the wind was high, so it was relatively easy to cause trouble.

(End of this chapter)