The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 155

Chapter 161

Li Shimin's words seem to be like a teacher's sentence after school in later generations.

In an instant, almost all the courtiers left as if fleeing for their lives.

Of course, there were a few people who didn't panic, such as Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng and others, they didn't panic at all, they all left so slowly.

Before Fang Xuanling left, he took a look at Fang Ce.

But Fang Xuanling didn't say much, just left silently.

After a while, Fang Ce and Li Shimin were left in the huge Tai Chi Hall.

"Fang Ce, you've gone too far this time!"

Li Shimin pointed to the only "third person" left on the ground and continued: "The Tubo king Lu Dongzan and the Tubo king are of the same mind. Now you kill him directly, which makes it very difficult for me."

"Is there anything difficult to do? I don't want to save face? Your Majesty, you are too soft-hearted. Let me tell you, why don't you kill him? This guy is here for you. For me, this Can it be counted as an envoy?"

Fang Ce said with disdain, "To me, this guy is just an enemy sent by a rival in love."

"But you killed him above the main hall, can't you wait until after the next dynasty?"

Li Shimin got off the dragon chair, stood in front of Fang Ce, and said, "Can you bear with things? Make up your mind and then act, okay? Consider how I feel, okay?"

Now Li Shimin puts Fang Ce on an equal footing. You know, what he said means friendship between friends.

"I want to endure it too, but I can't help it. People always tell me that forbearance is calm for a while, and the sea and the sky will be a step back. But I have endured it and I have retreated, but what is the use?"

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin with a painful expression on his face and said, "For a while, the more you think about it, the more angry you become, and the more you take a step back, the more you think about it, the more you suffer. What is calm, what is the sea and the sky, the fake group, the truth is to take him away."

"..."

Li Shimin was speechless after hearing this.

Although Fang Ce didn't quite understand what he said later, but according to what he said earlier, this is definitely not a good thing.

"What do you want to do next?"

Li Shimin looked at Fang Ce, wanting to see what his next plan was.

"What else can I do, didn't I just say it? Go to Tibet and give it to you as a betrothal gift."

Fang Ce's expression was calm.

"Do you know the location of Tubo, but there is no current, your fleet is useless, and horses cannot cross the sea of ​​death for thousands of miles. Even your giant Kongming lantern, I'm afraid it can't be used. The terrain of Tubo is hundreds of feet higher than that of Chang'an."

As an emperor on horseback, Li Shimin analyzed these things well.

He was right.

The hot air balloons produced by Fang Ce cannot fly very high.

On the plateau, if you want to fly, it may be really difficult. The air is too thin. If you go up, you may not be able to stand up.

"If it doesn't work, I'll be researching something that's designed to deal with Tubo. Don't be afraid, take him!"

Fang Ce looked indifferent, and didn't take this matter seriously at all.

It's not easy to kill Tubo, but you can always find a way.

"Can you not be like a lunatic all day long, can you be normal? Make up your mind and then act, can you? If you want to fight Tubo, I have no objection to you, but you must marry me first!"

Li Shimin looked at Fang Ce, and then said firmly.

"No, I want to conquer Tubo first and give you a dowry."

"Marry Lizhi first!"

"Fight Tubo first!"

"No! Marry first!"

"Why exactly?"

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin suspiciously, not knowing why Li Shimin was in such a hurry.

"It's not because of you! Lizhi is pregnant now, and you haven't married her yet."

"what?"

Fang Ce was confused, why Li Lizhi was pregnant too.

This matter is a bit urgent.

"In this case, then I will study how to attack Tubo first. After getting married, I will start."

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin, and then said: "By the way, Emperor Sui Yang has a daughter who fell in Liaodong. My subordinates have taken a fancy to her and are going to marry her. Can you find a chance to arrange it? Let Concubine Yang marry her." Officiate the wedding for him."

Fang Ce suddenly thought of Li Yun's matter, and planned to mention it to Li Shimin.

Concubine Yang!
This is so embarrassing.

You met the daughter of Emperor Sui Yang, not only did you not send it to Lao Tzu, but you also wanted to marry one of your subordinates?
Then Lao Tzu and your subordinates are brother-in-law?

what are you thinking?

Li Shimin was startled by Fang Ce's words.

"Are you trying to cover up the remnants of the previous dynasty?"

"You know what if I don't tell you?"

"..."

Li Shimin was speechless immediately, he really didn't know.

"Concubine Yang, don't even think about it. I'm going to find someone to marry him. Don't worry, it's definitely his elder, a serious remnant of the previous dynasty."

"..."

Fang Ce was speechless for a moment, the serious remnants of the previous dynasty?
As an emperor, you are still hiding the remnants of the previous dynasty, damn it!

"who is it?"

Fang Ce rolled his eyes and asked.

"King Qin."

"..."

Fang Ce just wants to say, are you kidding me?

Is this interesting?

Who is King Qin?
Does this need to be said?
Isn't it himself?
Is there a second King Qin in this world?
What are you doing?

What kind of mystery are you pretending to be with me?

You really have a bit of a bad taste.

"Your Majesty, can you be serious? Are you going to officiate the wedding ceremony for him?"

Fang Ce rolled his eyes and was speechless.

"Who said it was mine?"

Li Shimin looked at Fang Ce with a slight smile, and then said, "You think I'm in a hurry? Go and preside over the wedding ceremony for your subordinates in person?"

"Besides Your Majesty, is there a second Qin King in this Great Tang?"

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin, a little speechless.

Throughout the Tang Dynasty, who else would dare to use the title of King Qin?
"Does Yang Jun know?"

"..."

Fang Ce picked out his ears, and then asked, "Who?"

"Yang Jun!"

"who is this?"

Fang Ce looked puzzled, why did another Yang Jun come out?
Could this person be a relative of Emperor Sui Yang?
"Yang Jian's third son, Yang Guang's younger brother, King Qin Yang Jun."

"I don't know, I don't know."

Fang Ce shook his head, he really didn't know this person.

Where did it come from?

After Yang Guang became emperor, didn't all his brothers die?

How could there be a younger brother alive?

"Yang Jun was poisoned by the Cui family back then, but was rescued by Sun Simiao, and then hid in Li's house."

Li Shimin said slowly: "Now Yang Jun can be said to be the only remnant of the former Sui Dynasty. Can this person be your officiant?"

"Are you also relieved to let him out?"

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin, a little speechless.

This is a serious remnant of the Sui Dynasty, how dare this nima let it out?

"I'm not worried, what are you worried about?"

Li Shimin smiled and said to Fang Ce: "It's been 30 or [-] years, and he can't help but want to go out. At this point in time, it's almost the same time. So what, he doesn't hate me, Datang, he hates me. It’s a family, so it’s not a big deal to let it out. After all, it’s almost sixty years old, and there’s nothing wrong with it.”

"OK."

Fang Ce nodded, and then said, "In that case, I'll go first."

When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and said to Li Shimin: "I want to marry four at once, let Tai Shiling count the days carefully."

After speaking, Fang Ce immediately got oil on the soles of his feet.

"..."

"asshole!"

Li Shimin suddenly went crazy again, and started smashing things directly in the Tai Chi Hall.

　Forget it, I don’t want to save the manuscript, I sent it, I have a headache, there are too few recommendation votes, my heart is broken, I’m so cold, I don’t want to say more, this time I will put it on the shelf again Oh, alas, I can't hold it anymore, Lanshou, mushrooms.

　　


(End of this chapter)