The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 39

Convince people with virtue!

What a convincing person!
Li Shimin suddenly became a little angry.

Why do you convince people with virtue?
This is clearly a beating!
The word "virtue" is written on the hand, which means to convince people with virtue?

If you say this kind of nonsense in other places, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by others?
How dare you say it in this Tai Chi Hall!
Sure enough, he is brave enough!
Li Shimin was speechless, but someone's eyes lit up.

For example, Wu Xun was present.

Cheng Yaojin was the first to jump out, and he said carelessly: "Although this kid is not a good bird, he can still say a good thing. That's right, this is convincing people with virtue. In the future, my old Cheng will also I want to engrave a word of virtue on the axe, and I will convince others with virtue in the future! Old Hei, can you handle it?"

Cheng Yaojin said the last sentence to a black-faced man next to him.

"Just wait and talk!"

Fang Ce glanced at Cheng Yaojin, for Cheng Yaojin, Fang Ce doesn't have any good looks now, after all, the relationship between the two is not very good.

"Your Majesty, as a grassroots citizen, I was beaten by the doctor Yu Shi in the court. Please make the decision for me, Your Majesty!"

Fang Ce knelt down straight, his face full of grievances.

The speed of this face-changing made everyone present dumbfounded.

Of course, the speed of face-changing is a little bit, and what's more important is this guy's ability to tell lies with real eyes, which made everyone present dumbfounded.

You bastard beat Wei Zheng in front of everyone, and now Wei Zheng's nose is bruised and his face is swollen, you say he beat you?
Are you kidding us?
"What do you mean by that?"

Li Shimin was a little puzzled when he heard Fang Ce's words.

He looked real just now, but Fang Ce was so punchy.

The beating made Wei Zheng howl endlessly.

Now he opened his eyes and said nonsense, saying that Wei Zheng beat him?
It's simply impossible to reverse the case.

Can he still say black is white?

"When Caomin's hand passed over the place where Doctor Yushi's face was, Doctor Yushi beat my hand with his face, which caused my hand to hurt very much now, and I tried to repay him with virtue and wanted to pull him, but he actually beat me with his body My hand, it doesn't make any sense."

"..."

There was silence, and the court was silent.

Damn, what you said makes sense...

Obviously you were the one who smacked him, and it seemed like someone slapped your hand with his face.

This is a bit too much!

"Shuzi! You..."

"To shut up!"

Just as Wei Zheng was about to speak, Fang Ce interrupted him directly: "Your Majesty, please make the decision for the grassroots. This doctor Yushi is really not a son of man. After beating the grassroots, he insults the grassroots. It is simply unreasonable. Please, Your Majesty." Make the decision for the grassroots!"

"This……"

Li Shimin is also stupefied now, what the hell is this complaint?

"Your Majesty, maybe you don't believe what I said, but you have to know that the effect of force is mutual!"

Fang Ce began to explain: "Your Majesty, please place your hand on the chopping board in front of you."

Fang Ce said while pressing his hand on the floor in front of him.

"Is that so?"

Li Shimin was a little puzzled as to what Fang Ce was going to say, and then imitated Fang Ce's method and pressed it on the chopping board.

"Come on, come on, push hard slowly, can you feel a force pushing your hand upward?"

Fang Ce continued to fool around.

……

There was a moment of silence, and then Li Shimin suddenly laughed: "You want to say something that can't be slapped, you say that the effect of force is mutual, who can understand."

But the smile was only fleeting, and after a while, Li Shimin said: "Even so, you can't deny that you beat someone just now."

"Absurd, arrogant, rude! Is Tai Chi Hall a place where you mess around?"

"Who is he? Doctor Censor! Official of the imperial court, are you planning to beat my Tang's face on the ground by doing this?"

"Now, if you don't give a reason, a reason that can convince everyone, then I will send you to Dali Temple for interrogation!"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Fang Ce was a little confused. He didn't expect that Li Shimin would not accept his tricks.

But Li Shimin didn't want to punish him, anyone with a discerning eye could see that.

If you really want to punish him, just punish him. Why send him to Dali Temple?
Could it be that Dali Temple has finished the trial and doesn't report it to him?
Why bother?
"Okay! Since His Majesty said so, then Cao Min said so."

Fang Ce put away his hippie smile, and said with a serious face: "Doctor Yushi, don't you need to go through an investigation before participating? According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, what should be the crime for those who slander?"

"The imperial censors have the power to make rumors, but if this power is not restricted, then the imperial censors of the Manchu dynasty have the power to slander at will. What is the benefit of this power to the Tang Dynasty?"

"You can only be convicted if everything is based on evidence. Since Dr. Yushi said that Liang Guogong protected me, may I have any evidence? If it is against me, just speak directly, why beat around the bush?"

"I won't admit to killing a cow."

Fang Ce paused, and then said: "I once bought hundreds of cows for the refugees to cultivate, but His Majesty asked me to defeat the enemy. Maybe it was God's mercy, and a hundred cows knelt down in front of me. , One of the cows actually spoke, and asked me to use their skins to make flying objects, and then all the hundred cows bit their tongues and killed themselves, and I skinned them with tears in my eyes."

"Originally, this matter has been completed, but who knows, someone set fire in the middle of the night and burned what a hundred cows exchanged for their lives."

"Then the remaining cows, in order to fulfill their mission, also knelt in front of me and bit their tongues and killed themselves. The grass people are also helpless!"

Fang Ce spoke nonsense, his face was neither red nor his heart was beating, making people feel that what he said was true.

"fart!"

Wei Zheng roared with a bruised nose and swollen face: "What evidence do you have to prove it's true?"

Fang Ce squinted at Wei Zheng, and said mockingly, "What evidence do you have to prove that what I said is false? Believe it or not, what I said is true anyway. If you have the ability, find out the evidence."

Wei Zheng was speechless immediately.

Where is the evidence for this?

its not right!
What kind of evidence does this need!

This is obviously nonsense!
Wei Zheng looked at Li Shimin, and then wailed: "Your Majesty! This son is a traitor! You can say this, and you are simply not a son of man!"

Fang Ce looked at Wei Zheng, and then at Li Shimin: "Doctor Yushi, what you said is not right. Your Majesty knows whether I am a traitor or not. You are not good enough. You are an important minister of the court and you can make a contribution." ?”

"A commoner, never an official, until today, how much credit has he made for the Great Tang, do you know?"

"Indiscriminately, spraying feces all over the mouth, biting people when caught, is there a trace of shame?"

"Loyal ministers don't care about two masters. Since you have surrendered, why do you make things difficult for loyal ministers?"

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

After Fang Ce finished speaking, he turned his head away and stopped looking at Wei Zheng.

Sitting on the ground, Wei Zheng looked at Fang Ce and immediately laughed.

(End of this chapter)