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Chapter 437 Opening Durian in the Head

Chapter 437 Opening Durian in the Head (Subscribe for the fourth update)

"That's right, Ao Qing is not my younger brother. He is actually a genetically modified person cultivated by our organization. He has part of the genes of the ancient dragon race. He can split tigers and leopards with his hands, punch Captain America, and be a warrior with armor on his feet. Outstanding biotech technology!
He is my younger brother on the surface, but in fact only me, the talented number one agent, can suppress him to prevent him from losing his mind and causing chaos in human society.

The reason why he is so similar to me is because it is not just dragon genes, our purpose is to cultivate the most powerful humanoid war weapons, so we also need to integrate the most outstanding human genes in the world.

After choosing and choosing, there is no human being who is more outstanding and genetically perfect than me in the whole world, so he became my appearance and possessed part of my blood.

This is an organization secret, an operation secretly approved by the World Federation, you must not reveal it.

I can't tell you about the superfluous, our organization is so powerful that you can't imagine it, and it has the energy to change the world.

Why did World War II end?Why did the cold war between the two giants subside?Why did humans land on the moon?Even why did Zheng He go to the West, and why did the head of state want to develop human genetic soldiers?
There is our organization behind it!
The headquarters of the organization is just behind the moon!
This is the most I can reveal, don't ask, the more you know, the more dangerous you are.

You only need to know that our organization is dedicated to world peace, to prevent the invasion of alien creatures in different spaces, and to promote the evolution of human beings, that is enough!

So far, really don't ask any more! "

inside the house.

Ye Taiyi said rightly to the dumbfounded Li Lingling and Ye Tong.

Silence, a long silence.

For a while, Li Lingling pointed at the TV and didn't want to pay attention to them. Knowing that the golden man was fooling people's wealth again, she said:

"Landlord, you said, baby Ao Qing, yes, is it a hybrid of dragon gene and your gene?"

Ye Tai looked deeply and said, "That's right."

"So, the Dragon Clan does exist? Is it extinct?"

"I'm sorry to tell you that it was extinct, and we only found the corpse of an ancient oriental dragon. It was well preserved and lifelike, and it was kept in our secret base at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Don't believe me? If you don't believe me, ask Ao Qing to give it to you. One, it's deafening, under the dragon's might, no creature on earth can bear it except me!

Ao Qing, brother, come on, give your sisters a woo-woo. "

The three looked at Wangcai.

Wangcai tore open a bag of potato chips and glanced at them, with the word "fool" written in his eyes.

I don't want to talk about the statuette anymore, hum!
Seeing Wangcai turning his head and ignoring them, Mrs. Ye coughed dryly and said again:
"The main reason is that you can't bear it. He groaned, and tigers, leopards, bears and lions couldn't bear it, let alone you two weak girls, don't you believe it? If you don't believe me, look, I will give you a one-handed handstand, how can you do it?" So, it’s amazing, this is only one billionth of my full power, show it all, scare you to death!

So, believe me, how can I fool you. "

silence.

Another moment of silence.

This time it was my cousin Ye Tong who spoke. She sighed and said, "I know you haven't told the truth, but I can understand that there must be something unspeakable behind you. Little knowledge, secretive background.

You don't exercise much, and you don't like to go out, but now you can stand on your hand with one hand, and you can still do it so easily, and you always disappear from time to time... Last time you said you were going to the Pacific Ocean, you should have received a mission, did you really rush?

Otherwise, if you can't explain it, then my sister will be skeptical.

In fact, if you didn't pull out Captain America and Armor Warrior just now, I can believe it a little more.

So be it, as long as we don't break the law, engage in spies to sabotage, don't harm national interests, and don't have the kind of scenes in movies where life and death are in danger every day, then that's fine. "

Li Lingling also regained her breath. She patted her small chest, sat on the sofa, poked Wangcai's shoulder, and said, "Little Aoqing, are you really going crazy? Are you really a dragon?" Transforming people? Is the gene of the landlord really the most perfect in the world? Is the headquarters of your organization really behind the moon?"

Wangcai threw the finished bag of potato chips into the trash can, took out a straw from somewhere, gnawed on it, and gave Li Lingling a supercilious look: "Don't talk to Xiaojin, he, the number one mouth in the Three Realms .”

The two girls looked at Mrs. Ye again in a daze.

Mrs. Ye spread her hands and said: "To be honest, half of what I revealed to you just now is true. It's redundant, so it's not easy to tell you directly. You don't have to ask, right? I'll reveal Ao Qing's real identity I told you, and you don’t believe me again?”

Li Lingling cried and said, "No, this is too fantasy! Dragon clan? Behind the moon? The bottom of the Pacific Ocean? How can you make us believe it!

Landlord, why don't you fly, or use fireball, thunderstorm, and again, do a handstand with one finger, we believe you too! "

Ye Tong also smiled wryly, took a look at Wangcai, and said, "Dragon clan, do dragons eat grass? What kind of grass is this? It's long and crunchy. It looks delicious. Come on, little brother, little brother, Give my sister a taste."

Wangcai was about to hand it over, but was stopped by Mrs. Ye immediately, and said: "The ones who have the gene of beasts can eat grass. You are alone, what kind of grass do you eat? Don't make trouble, isn't it just standing on your head with one finger?" Well, what is that, come on, I will open durians for you, hey, there are no durians, then next time, next time there are durians."

This spiritual grass is the forage of green cow essence, and its spiritual energy is extremely abundant. This spiritual energy is not as gentle as that of flat peaches. Although monks eat it, it can be refined. Unable to resist, I ate the spirit grass, and I don't know what kind of moth will come out.

"Eh?!"

Li Lingling's eyes lit up and she stood up. She seemed to have remembered something and said excitedly: "I, I have durians in my house, the unopened ones. I ordered takeaway two days ago, and someone sent a few over. The landlord is waiting, I'll go get you the biggest and hardest one!"

Saying that, under the eyes of the dumbfounded Ye Tai, he ran out of the room excitedly.

After 30 seconds, he ran over holding a basketball-sized durian covered with hard thorns.

Boom!
The durian was thrown on the table and shook.

Everyone's eyes, including Wangcai who was grazing, all looked over, wanting to see Mrs. Ye perform, and opened their heads to durian.

"Forehead……"

Ye Taiqian said with a smile: "Opening durians in the head is a small thing, but it is not very beautiful. I am the strongest creature on the earth... the elder brother, and currently the second on the earth. It is demeaning. Let me show you one-finger meditation. You can open a durian with just one finger."

With that said, let's do it.

Li Lingling hurriedly stopped, she tried it, and knocked the back of the fruit knife, the durian split.

Li Lingling shook her head and said: "This durian is not worth looking at, it must have split open long ago. Now that you are performing One Finger Zen, the second creature on earth, take a coconut! I have one too, wait for me, landlord!"

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