low-key master

Chapter 895 Bribery
Although Gao Yongzang is proficient in many languages, he is still not very proficient in Goryeo, because he had too few contacts in the past, and the use value is not very great.If it weren't for the richer South Korea and Huaxia's business contacts, he would have been too lazy to learn.But fortunately, South Korea and North Korea were originally a country and used the same language.

Therefore, he said in a slightly jerky Korean language: "We are the Huaxia police, and we are arresting an important fugitive. We saw just now that the fugitive fled within the border of your country. Therefore, I hope your country will cooperate. This fugitive The crime is extremely heinous and dangerous, and I am afraid it will bring trouble to your country."

The officer did his part: "Since it is in our country, it is natural that our military or the police will handle it. This matter involves diplomatic relations. Please talk to the highest level of your country's police and diplomacy after communicating with our country's top level. At present, you should withdraw immediately. !"

Gao Longzang said cheerfully: "It's urgent. I'm afraid that the fugitive will disappear after a long time. Dude, let's be more accommodating, see what we mean."

As he said that, Gao Longzang let a boat approach the shore, threw several boxes of food and cigarettes ashore, and then the boat quickly returned to the team.Moreover, after the food was brought ashore, a Chinese "policeman" deliberately opened the box, which contained the food that Gao Long hid for them just now.

Immediately, the group of poor soldiers who hadn't enough to eat and had been hungry all night began to growl in their stomachs.

It's just that the officer felt insulted——Your sister, you take a few boxes of food as bribes and gifts, look down on people, there are a hundred of us here... However, these foods do seem to be delicious... Oh!
"What do you mean by bribing our North Korean soldiers?!" The officer held back the desire in his stomach and spoke righteously.He is only a middle-level military officer who handles specific affairs, and the benefits given by the Wa Kingdom are not his turn to get involved.From this point of view, at least the middle and low-level troops in North Korea are still "equal to officers and soldiers"-they can't get enough to eat.

Gao Longzang immediately smiled and shook his head: "No, no, I just feel sorry to see everyone on duty so early, what a dedicated soldier... Ah, if you don't like it, forget it, just pretend I didn't send these things , just throw it into the river."

Throw it into the river?The officer couldn't bear it, he didn't even dare.Every one of my subordinates watched with hot eyes like hungry wolves. If I ordered the food and cigarettes to be thrown away, I wouldn't provoke everyone's anger.

Moreover, Huaxia's tobacco has always been very good, and these poor soldiers in North Korea like it the most.Usually, due to the severe shortage of supplies in their country, many commodities are limited in supply, and even if they have money, they can't buy cigarettes—not to mention that they don't have much spare money.In addition, their tobacco taste is also difficult to smoke.

So, the officer pretended not to hear what Gao Longzang said, and even filtered it automatically, but waved his gun and said, "No matter what, you leave immediately! You are not allowed to come here without the permission of the upper echelon of our military." stay!"

Gao Longzang also seemed very annoyed, and said: "Since it's so unreasonable, then I won't argue with you! You bastards, what the hell are you still having friendly relations with us for generations! By the way, give us back our things!"

If you don't do business with gifts, you have to return the gifts, hum!
However, the North Korea officer was a bit rambunctious, and said cowardly: "This is a seized bribe, it has been confiscated, and it must be handed over to our superiors for unified handling!"

"Ci'ao, shameless..." Gao Long hid his anger, and immediately waved his hand, "Let's go! Bastard, Quan should be blind to these good things for nothing."

Saying that, this guy... actually left.

After Gao Longzang and others left, although the soldiers in North Koryo felt that it was a bit unreasonable to come and go in such a hurry, they didn't care so much.Immediately robbed those food and cigarettes, just like a group of bandits.

The officer in North Korea is not easy to stop, otherwise it will chill the hearts of his brothers, so he can only let it go.But considering fairness, he still forced everyone to calm down, and everyone shared these things equally—everyone had to eat some food, and everyone got a pack of cigarettes.

In less than 10 minutes, these things were divided up urgently.Even the guys on the two dilapidated patrol boats disembarked to participate in the split.Even the few sailors were reluctant to get on the boat, so they ate on the spot.

Gobble up a meal!It's just that less than 10 minutes after eating, I started to have a reaction-the officer who took the lead was going to have diarrhea!

Afterwards, not only him, but all the poor soldiers had diarrhea!
And once the diarrhea started, it couldn't stop immediately, it became more and more severe, and the diarrhea became dehydrated and prolapsed, a mess.Everyone's face was pale, and they didn't have the strength to stand up.

Obviously, this must be the masterpiece of Gao Longzang, who has lost his conscience.This guy must have used some kind of medicine, tampered with this food.

Just when these poor soldiers were in a daze, suddenly a ship sailed in the distance, coming from the direction of the mouth of the sea.This ship is precisely the cargo ship that the four Japanese devils drove out forcibly, and it carried the Kyushu tripod of King Yu on it.

The officer who was squatting on the ground and having loose bowels was still relatively vigilant, and even if he had diarrhea, he still paid attention to his sacred mission.Seeing the ship from a distance, he immediately asked his subordinates to drive two patrol boats to intercept it.However, it was pale to give the order, because the guys who sailed the boat were so tired that their legs were so weak that they couldn't stand up.

"Bastard..." the North Koryo officer cursed angrily, forcing all his subordinates to raise their guns and aim at the cargo ship no matter what.At the same time, he himself stood up tremblingly, and shouted weakly——

"Stop...be checked...this is...North Koryo..."

But how could that cargo ship take care of him?Go straight to full power and head towards the Huaxia border defense line at the fastest speed.

At this time, the North Korea military officer was annoyed, thinking that we dare not attack your military police, but it is not too much to attack a "smuggling boat", right?Therefore, let the weak men get ready to shoot, and if the cargo ship does not stop when it reaches the front of them, fire immediately!

They even prepared a rocket launcher, as long as it hits it, it will definitely sink the cargo ship carrying the giant tripod. It can be seen that these guys are quite prepared.

But it was at this moment that Gao Longzang actually brought those several boats back and forth!
"What are you...doing... again!" the officer in North Koryo shouted weakly, annoyed.At the same time, he asked his subordinates to cheer up and not lose the glorious image of North Korea.

However, the image is damn long gone.It would be nice for those soldiers to be able to hold their guns on the ground, but some of them couldn't even hold their guns.Some even couldn't hold on anymore, took two steps back on the spot, took off their pants and continued to pull them.In fact, there is nothing to pull, but the stomach is still uncomfortable.

(End of this chapter)