New wife is not favored
Chapter 222
Chapter 222
"You're wrong."
"You're wrong."
After confronting each other at the door for tens of seconds, the two big men unanimously expressed their feelings when they saw each other for the first time.Then they frowned at the same time.
"Come in first." Ling Tianling came back to his senses first, and walked towards the living room.
"Have you been robbed or kidnapped?" Lian Haoyang stared at the haggard Ling Tianling with his calm eyes, and his gaze fell on the large bruise on his forehead that was turning black. There was a playful smile on the side. "It's more like being K'ed by someone?"
Ling Tianling's expression froze, he turned his eyes away and let out a long breath, "Can you save me some face?" The past is unbearable.
"It seems that your journey to find a wife was very bumpy." Lian Haoyang raised his brows, and a hint of teasing flashed in his eyes, "Is it because you are sympathetic, or is that woman the queen of power, or a tigress, or—"
"Judo black belt seventh degree." Ling Tianling said the answer lightly.
Lian Haoyang was stunned for two seconds, then laughed loudly, and at the end of the laugh, he even exaggeratedly lay down on the sofa and beat the sofa cushion vigorously.
"If I had known this matter could make you laugh like this, then I should have told you the day I was stalked by her four years ago." At least he could also save two years from looking at Lian Dalord's face.What a mistake~ After pitying myself, seeing a certain man still lying on the sofa smiling like he was about to lose his temper at any moment, he casually said, "It seems that you are a happy family reunion, otherwise you wouldn't be laughing." Like a lunatic, he is completely different from you for a few days."
Lian Haoyang held back his laughter, got up and fell into the sofa, and squinted at Ling Tianling, the unstoppable smile on his lips was still rampant, "I'm just curious, when a big man is picked up by a woman with a seventh-degree black belt in judo, he can carry a chick." Isn't the picture of the general over-the-shoulder fall very exciting?"
Ling Tianling flew over with a cold look, and snorted, "Are you so curious? Do you want to experience it for yourself?" Guaranteed to make his whole body fall apart and make him unable to get up for a long time.
"Save it for yourself and experience it slowly, I don't want to disfigure my face."
"Are you a good friend? The life-threatening serial call called me back, but I only taunted and laughed at me. Do you know that my manhood and my self-esteem have been trampled underfoot by that woman?" Damn it!If he had known that his son's mother had a seventh-degree black belt in judo, then even if he had been so lustful back then, he wouldn't have fallen for her and put her on her bed...Hmph!
Lian Haoyang sneered, "It's so strange to hear the word masculinity from you for the first time."
"Do you have any humanity!" Ling Tianling roared angrily, "I'm dying of heartache now." He died of heartache because his self-esteem was trampled on.
Ignoring his anger, Lian Haoyang said disapprovingly, "You can still stand here and get angry after being dead, you are really a miracle doctor."
The anger burned even more, the white smoke from the top of the head was comparable to the clouds in the sky, the warm eyes were no longer, replaced by raging flames...
"It's really stupid like a pig. It won't work with women. You won't change your way to attack your son? You are afraid that the woman won't go back to your hometown with you to see you Mother?" Tsk, if the white smoke continues to rise above the head, it will turn into a pile of ashes in less than half an hour.
Hearing this, Ling Tianling's anger faded from his whole body, and he collapsed into the sofa listlessly like a deflated ball. "I just wanted to win over my son from the beginning, and my son likes me very much, but my son's mother threw me out for no reason, and warned me that I would never appear next to my son again."
"Why? Is she very upset to see that your father and son have a good relationship? Or is your method of attracting your son wrong?"
"How could it be wrong? You don't know how excited my son was when I taught him to dissect his Mimi with a scalpel. It's just my hobby, no need to look at the appearance or test the DNA, just rely on his understanding of the operation I can tell that the kid is my son so much that I can't put it down." He looked proud, then frowned, and his brows were knotted, "But what I don't know is that the woman couldn't help but say that she fell over her shoulder when she came home and saw that scene. Then throw me out of the room..." That woman was so ruthless!The wound on his forehead was caused by hitting the lintel when he was thrown out the door.
The corners of Lian Haoyang's lips twitched a few times, and two words popped out, "It deserves it!" Although he knew that Tian Leng was used to carrying some important surgical instruments with him, he taught his son to use a scalpel to dissect the woman's boobs when they met for the first time. ?He really has seeds.The woman had done him a favor by throwing him over her shoulder and out of the room.
"Hey, are you here to comfort me or to hit me?" Who are you helping?The son's mother has made his body parts incomplete, can you pity him?
"I'm sorry, I'm not good at comforting others." Lian Haoyang spread his hands to him, expressing his helplessness.Seeing his gloomy complexion, he couldn't help sighing, "Tianling, can you think of something other than the scalpel in your mind? For example, you can take your son to an amusement park or a place he wants to go, to win over his feelings , instead of using a scalpel to teach him how to dissect. Forget about dissecting, you still dissect that woman's Mimi?"
"That's because only Mimi can be dissected in her family. And as soon as she came home, I offered to give her enough money to buy a hundred Mimi." Is this wrong?
"..." Lian Haoyang stared at him speechless, and after a while he scratched his head and sighed weakly, "It seems that a man like you who only has a scalpel in his head when he is experiencing the relationship between a man and a woman for the first time, can only ask the Secretary of Love for advice. Without it, I'm not sure..." Very bad...
"Judging from your tone, why do you feel that my emotional performance is terrible?" Ling Tianling looked at him uncertainly.
Lian Haoyang smiled half-smile, "It's not too bad..."
Ling Tianling breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good."
"It was a failure..."
"..." completely petrified.
(End of this chapter)
"You're wrong."
"You're wrong."
After confronting each other at the door for tens of seconds, the two big men unanimously expressed their feelings when they saw each other for the first time.Then they frowned at the same time.
"Come in first." Ling Tianling came back to his senses first, and walked towards the living room.
"Have you been robbed or kidnapped?" Lian Haoyang stared at the haggard Ling Tianling with his calm eyes, and his gaze fell on the large bruise on his forehead that was turning black. There was a playful smile on the side. "It's more like being K'ed by someone?"
Ling Tianling's expression froze, he turned his eyes away and let out a long breath, "Can you save me some face?" The past is unbearable.
"It seems that your journey to find a wife was very bumpy." Lian Haoyang raised his brows, and a hint of teasing flashed in his eyes, "Is it because you are sympathetic, or is that woman the queen of power, or a tigress, or—"
"Judo black belt seventh degree." Ling Tianling said the answer lightly.
Lian Haoyang was stunned for two seconds, then laughed loudly, and at the end of the laugh, he even exaggeratedly lay down on the sofa and beat the sofa cushion vigorously.
"If I had known this matter could make you laugh like this, then I should have told you the day I was stalked by her four years ago." At least he could also save two years from looking at Lian Dalord's face.What a mistake~ After pitying myself, seeing a certain man still lying on the sofa smiling like he was about to lose his temper at any moment, he casually said, "It seems that you are a happy family reunion, otherwise you wouldn't be laughing." Like a lunatic, he is completely different from you for a few days."
Lian Haoyang held back his laughter, got up and fell into the sofa, and squinted at Ling Tianling, the unstoppable smile on his lips was still rampant, "I'm just curious, when a big man is picked up by a woman with a seventh-degree black belt in judo, he can carry a chick." Isn't the picture of the general over-the-shoulder fall very exciting?"
Ling Tianling flew over with a cold look, and snorted, "Are you so curious? Do you want to experience it for yourself?" Guaranteed to make his whole body fall apart and make him unable to get up for a long time.
"Save it for yourself and experience it slowly, I don't want to disfigure my face."
"Are you a good friend? The life-threatening serial call called me back, but I only taunted and laughed at me. Do you know that my manhood and my self-esteem have been trampled underfoot by that woman?" Damn it!If he had known that his son's mother had a seventh-degree black belt in judo, then even if he had been so lustful back then, he wouldn't have fallen for her and put her on her bed...Hmph!
Lian Haoyang sneered, "It's so strange to hear the word masculinity from you for the first time."
"Do you have any humanity!" Ling Tianling roared angrily, "I'm dying of heartache now." He died of heartache because his self-esteem was trampled on.
Ignoring his anger, Lian Haoyang said disapprovingly, "You can still stand here and get angry after being dead, you are really a miracle doctor."
The anger burned even more, the white smoke from the top of the head was comparable to the clouds in the sky, the warm eyes were no longer, replaced by raging flames...
"It's really stupid like a pig. It won't work with women. You won't change your way to attack your son? You are afraid that the woman won't go back to your hometown with you to see you Mother?" Tsk, if the white smoke continues to rise above the head, it will turn into a pile of ashes in less than half an hour.
Hearing this, Ling Tianling's anger faded from his whole body, and he collapsed into the sofa listlessly like a deflated ball. "I just wanted to win over my son from the beginning, and my son likes me very much, but my son's mother threw me out for no reason, and warned me that I would never appear next to my son again."
"Why? Is she very upset to see that your father and son have a good relationship? Or is your method of attracting your son wrong?"
"How could it be wrong? You don't know how excited my son was when I taught him to dissect his Mimi with a scalpel. It's just my hobby, no need to look at the appearance or test the DNA, just rely on his understanding of the operation I can tell that the kid is my son so much that I can't put it down." He looked proud, then frowned, and his brows were knotted, "But what I don't know is that the woman couldn't help but say that she fell over her shoulder when she came home and saw that scene. Then throw me out of the room..." That woman was so ruthless!The wound on his forehead was caused by hitting the lintel when he was thrown out the door.
The corners of Lian Haoyang's lips twitched a few times, and two words popped out, "It deserves it!" Although he knew that Tian Leng was used to carrying some important surgical instruments with him, he taught his son to use a scalpel to dissect the woman's boobs when they met for the first time. ?He really has seeds.The woman had done him a favor by throwing him over her shoulder and out of the room.
"Hey, are you here to comfort me or to hit me?" Who are you helping?The son's mother has made his body parts incomplete, can you pity him?
"I'm sorry, I'm not good at comforting others." Lian Haoyang spread his hands to him, expressing his helplessness.Seeing his gloomy complexion, he couldn't help sighing, "Tianling, can you think of something other than the scalpel in your mind? For example, you can take your son to an amusement park or a place he wants to go, to win over his feelings , instead of using a scalpel to teach him how to dissect. Forget about dissecting, you still dissect that woman's Mimi?"
"That's because only Mimi can be dissected in her family. And as soon as she came home, I offered to give her enough money to buy a hundred Mimi." Is this wrong?
"..." Lian Haoyang stared at him speechless, and after a while he scratched his head and sighed weakly, "It seems that a man like you who only has a scalpel in his head when he is experiencing the relationship between a man and a woman for the first time, can only ask the Secretary of Love for advice. Without it, I'm not sure..." Very bad...
"Judging from your tone, why do you feel that my emotional performance is terrible?" Ling Tianling looked at him uncertainly.
Lian Haoyang smiled half-smile, "It's not too bad..."
Ling Tianling breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good."
"It was a failure..."
"..." completely petrified.
(End of this chapter)
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