Don't mess with the stupid concubine

Chapter 277 The price of eating beautiful women! 7
When Caiyi and Xiaocui heard the voice, they trembled in shock and got goosebumps all over their bodies...

Xiao Cui couldn't help but said: "Hey, Your Majesty, can you, don't talk like that, just like those father-in-laws in the palace who have been eunuchs, eh, so cold..."

Sima Chudao: "Bold Xiaocui, how dare you make fun of me, believe it or not, how many times have I dragged the commander of the imperial guards to the respect room?"

"Ah?" Xiao Cui shut up in fright when she heard that her husband was going to be eunuched several times.

Seeing that Ruan Xiaocui was frightened, Sima Chu suddenly took the scissors from Caiyi's hand with a playful smile, threw them aside casually and said, "Queen, what's so fun about cutting a dog's hair, why don't you go into the room and chat with me about life... ..."

When Xiao Cui heard this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Sima Chu said: "Why are you laughing? Little kid, go play, what do you understand when adults talk?"

"Yes, I don't understand, but you guys understand quack..." Xiao Cui stood up and said, "I really never see you guys getting so bored, sister, I'm going out to play, you and the emperor go into the room and have a good chat about life hehe Hee, it's better to talk about a little prince, then I won't have to cut the dog's hair boringly every day..."

"Go, go, damn girl, just say some indecent words, go wherever you like, remember to come back early."

"Quack, I got it, sister, I'm leaving, brother-in-law, let's talk, please be gentle, you know, don't hurt my sister, haha!"

Xiao Cui smirked, turned around and slipped out.

Caiyi gave Sima Chu a blank look and said, "Your Majesty, why are you here again?"

"Ah?" Sima Chu coughed dryly and said, "Hey, Empress, you really don't know what is good or bad. Since ancient times, which woman in the harem has not been waiting every day, waiting for the emperor to come in person? You are fine, I never see you every time I come here." You look a little bit happy, could it be that you hope I won't come to your Fengming Palace?"

"Whether you like to come or not, the most important thing is not to ruin the government, my palace, my empress does not want to be said to be a demon fox who will bring disaster to the country and the people..."

"Hey, empress, you are overthinking. Since you came back from the altar last time, your mother has greatly changed your attitude towards you. She also urged me to come to Fengming Palace when you have time, and cultivate your relationship with the empress. , empress, the empress mother has long been waiting to embrace the emperor's grandson..."

Caiyi ignored her and said: "Your Majesty, didn't the concubine tell you that it is inconvenient for the concubine these few days? Why did you forget?"

"I haven't forgotten, Empress, in fact, I came today to bring you a treasure."

Caiyi stretched out her hand: "What treasure? Take a look."

"Hey, I've already said it's a treasure, of course I'm going to go back to the room and study together haha, come on, let's go in and talk..."

Sima Chu smirked, took Caiyi's hand and entered the bedroom.

Seeing the smirk on that guy's face, Caiyi knew it without looking at it, most of it was those so-called spring/palace/cheat books, the ancients were too conservative, such books were rare, so besides visiting brothels, men Another hobby is to store those things as treasures, and take them out to watch with my wife when I have nothing to do.

After reading it, I still do it...

In the end, Caiyi only guessed half of it, because after entering the room, what Sima Chu took out was not an ordinary color chart, but a dark yellow paper, like an ancient book that had been dusty for many years.

There are a few words written on the cover of the book: Double Cultivation of Secret Techniques!

(End of this chapter)