DNF's million counterattack

Chapter 10 Rebirth and Return
"Okay, get ready with the bull's head and horse face, and take him to the entrance of the Way of Returning to Life."

"Yes." The bull head and horse face ordered.

"By the way, what happened to you in the underworld today, you will only remember a few words I said to you, and the agreement! Of course, if you want to tell the people above that you are a 'reborn' person, you can try I will give you two more pieces of advice. First, change your tone in the future. Those who should be scolded will be scolded to death, and those who should not be scolded. You understand. Second, everything is connected, because your rebirth, The cause and effect of some things will have natural collateral effects. However, if you want to suddenly forcibly reverse some things that have already happened, you may pay some price, which can be regarded as an equivalent exchange. Therefore, you should think twice before you go up." Lord Yan frowned and said.

Li Tianyu was a little ashamed when he heard the first sentence, and then he kept these words in his heart, fearing that he would forget them.

Then King Hades waved his hand, and several people came to a deep and dark cave in an instant.

"Remember, the time is five years, because certain conditions are required for the soul to return to the body, so I have adjusted the time, and the time set for you is until 2013 o'clock in the evening on August 8, 31, as long as you are at this time If you complete the agreement before the date, the rest of your life will be at your disposal. In addition, when you return to the real world, there will be a red line on the palm of your left hand, which is the time limit for this agreement. If that red line If it disappears completely, it proves that your Yangshou is exhausted again." Yan Wang said with a serious tone.

At this time, the bull-headed horse let go of the arm that was carrying Tianyu, and before Tianyu could react, he felt a gust of wind behind him.

I saw Lord Yan swinging his foot towards Tianyu's ass, and shouted: "Let you scold my mother! Give it to me, let me go!"

"Ah!" Li Tianyu was kicked into the hole without warning.

Hookun, who had been following Yan Wang all this time, looked at this scene, scratched his jawbone with fingers made of bones, leaned into Yan Wang's ear, and said, "Yan Wang, this... this is probably not a good thing, man. It’s the first time on Earth that the dead have come back to life.”

"Life is like a game. This time, it's my turn to play. Let's see how this little guy behaves. Hehe." Yan Wang said with a smile, and took off his T-shirt.

"It's just, Lord Yan, I still can't figure it out. Why is it that the one on the earth and the one on the planet Papapa have such a disparity in the severity of the crimes?" Hooking asked again.

At this time, Yan Wang was shirtless, showing his six-pack abs, frowned, and said: "Because of the earth, I almost forgot about Yinde. Their current atmosphere is really not right. When you meet someone who is knocked down I don’t dare to help, some places are affected by disasters and don’t want to help, even if it’s a so-and-so who wants to save lives and heal the wounded, it’s all like that..." Yan Wang didn’t go any further when he said this.

Hades has too many planets to manage, how can he have so much time to take care of the small planet Earth alone?It's just that he really doesn't like the changes in human nature on earth.

"Then..." Hooking seemed to have thought of something.

"It's just to scare the monkeys. If important people are moved, I'm afraid that more people on the earth will be ruined. I can't bear to move the people at the lowest level, and it won't attract the attention of the society. So we have to choose a person who is on the cusp of the storm, come here. Bizarre death, make a ghost dream or something, so that the people above can wake up." Yan Wang said and raised his shiny beach pants.

"It turned out to be like this, hey, it's really cheap. This kid named 'Li Tianyu' was able to save his life in the underworld." Said ecstasy as if enlightened.

Yan Wang shook his head negatively, and replied: "It's not that I got my life back, it's only a five-year lifespan for the time being. His information."

Yan Wang said, looked at the piece of glass in his hand, and shook his head again.

"Even you can't see through his future?" Hook Soul asked in shock.

"Well, I just had a feeling, so I gave him those hints. As for what he can do in the future, I am also looking forward to it." Yan Wang said with a smile on his face, and then added: "Really Life is like a game."

This is the third time Lord Yan has said this sentence.

Even Hook Soul, Bull Head and Horse Face, Black and White Impermanence, they all sound a little baffled, and really don't know the mystery of it.

"Let's go, the golden sea drifting wave race is about to begin. Let's release our vitality to the fullest, and sway the light of youth on the vast golden sea! Oh ha ha ha ha..." After finishing speaking, Yan Wang looked up to the sky and laughed, his right hand came from nowhere He took out a surfboard and made a super cool poss, with a tooth protruding from the corner of his mouth, shining golden light.

No wonder Lord Yan is wearing beach shorts today...

Spoiler:
According to legend, after today's oolong case in the palace of the king of hell, the king of hell, Jin Hai, came back and pondered for a long time. He kept thinking about the young man who scolded "I'm a fool!" because he remembered his mother, and finally decided to go find her.

So, after he searched thousands of Baidu to find his mother, he published the book "Yan Wang Ye Looking for His Mother", which was a bestseller in the underworld.

The matter of the underworld is over.

The screen followed Li Tianyu's figure back into the tunnel.

Because of Lord Yan's kick, Li Tianyu didn't feel pain in his buttocks, but a warm current instead.

That was a ray of yang energy injected into him by Lord Yan, otherwise he would not be able to enter the Dao of Rebirth.Of course, these things are irrelevant, what is important is that Li Tianyu's body is falling rapidly in this black tunnel.

Finally, he saw himself lying on the computer desk.

"Huh?!" Li Tianyu woke up suddenly at the computer desk, his whole body trembled, as if he had been hit on the forehead by something.

"Tianyu, what's wrong with you? Why did you wake up suddenly?"

The one who spoke was Tianyu's high school classmate, Xia Peng.

"I...I really want to have a strange dream." Tianyu rubbed his head and said in a daze.

"Tianyu, you must be tired from brushing and fell asleep." On the other side of Tianyu, a boy said with a smile, this is his other classmate, Haimi.

Tianyu turned his head, glanced at the two beside him, and frowned.

"What's the date today?" Tianyu asked with a frown.

"Isn't there one under the computer?" Xia Peng said, staring at the screen without turning his head.

Tianyu immediately looked at the lower right corner of the computer and clicked the date with the mouse.

“2008年8月30号，晚上9点08分。”天宇看着时间，小声嘀咕道。

"Tianyu, what's wrong with you? Why do you feel weird?" Seeing Tianyu's dull expression, Haimi asked with concern.

"It's okay, I'm fine." Tianyu replied with a smile.

"It's strange, why do I suddenly care about time? Besides, the dream I had seemed very long and outrageous, but at the end I vaguely remembered that someone told me a lot. It seemed that I was given five years, Let me earn enough millions or something." Tianyu said in his heart, "It's really inexplicable." Finally, he added in his heart.

At this time, he turned his head to look at the computer screens of the two beside him, and then glanced around, it turned out that they were in an Internet cafe.

"Today seems to be a small gathering before everyone goes their separate ways, because the day after tomorrow I will take the train to go to university in the coastal city of WZ. After the dinner, Xia Peng, Haimi and I will come to the Internet cafe all night. By the way, this is me. For the first time all night, I played dnf under their leadership!" A picture flashed in Tianyu's mind as if it was a movie replay, and then he immediately turned his head and looked at the picture on his computer desktop.

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Spoof length (related to the ending)

Lord Yan held the novel he wrote: "Oh hahahaha~"

Author: "Are you still laughing?"

Lord Yan: "Author, what's wrong?"

Author: "Because your role has come to an end."

Yan Wang was shocked: "What?! Author, you mean that I can only make soy sauce in the future?"

The author shook his head and said decisively: "No, I think you misunderstood. I mean, you don't even have to take the soy sauce bottle."

Lord Yan: "Ah? No way. Author, you are not serious, are you? I am so sunny, handsome and charming, why are you reluctant to let me appear, how can you be willing..." After finishing speaking, she made a mourning gesture .

Author: "I can't help it. After all, it's not an urban supernatural power. The appearance of you ghost messengers has already troubled me a lot."

Yan Wangye wiped away his tears: "Woooo."

The author rubbed his temples: "Well, after thinking about it, when the finale ends, you can come out and say hello to everyone."

Yan Wangye hugged the author's thigh, very moved, speechless.The soul ecstasy envoy passing by hooked the sickle on the neck of Hades, and dragged Hades down from the stage...

After the spoofing, I finally got on the right track. It's not easy, it's not easy.

(End of this chapter)