DNF's million counterattack

Chapter 8 Scolding a "future"

These words resounded through the golden building with the plaque of "Hall of the King of Hell".

The faces of all the people (all the ghosts?) were suddenly colorful and wonderful.

And Li Tianyu turned his head, and looked at the bull-headed horse-face beside him. At this moment, they were just carrying him in a daze, but they didn't dare to move forward.

"Hooking soul, when will the Ministry of Hell build a nineteenth floor of hell." Lord Yan said slowly with a blue face and mouth.

And Li Tianyu also understood the meaning between the lines in Yan Wangye's words, but he was really very angry just now!
In the world, I was cheated severely once and died a sudden death. I was said to be an arrogant and domineering rich second generation for no reason as soon as I came down. Such a thing, they are slandering, blatantly slandering!

That's why Li Tianyu cursed at the last moment.

He doesn't care if he is the king of hell or not, he is so unreasonable, if he doesn't scold him, he won't let go of his anger!If there is a horn in the bag, I must give him a thousand!

At this moment, a figure suddenly flew in from the other side of the door.

Before they could see Li Tianyu and Niutou Mamian clearly, two shadows flashed in, one black and one white.

Sooner or later, the two shadows, one black and one white, firmly caught the figure that flew first.

"My lord, Asmolati brought it here, please interrogate me." The person who spoke was a white-faced man with a white paper hat on his head. If he guessed correctly, he should be Bai Wuchang in Black and White Impermanence.

And the other person in black clothes and black paper hat should be Hei Wuchang, I saw him pulling the figure under him, trying to make him show his face.

Li Tianyu had already turned his head at this time, and he saw that person... No, to be precise, it should be a living thing, it has a mouse mouth, an octopus face, four legs, and two hands like tentacles, what a monster!

On the contrary, the young and golden (really golden~) Yan Wang Laozi was not surprised at all as if he was used to it, but looked at the creature playfully with golden eyes radiating from his eyes.

Immediately, Hades swiped the glass plate in his hand again, watching the flickering light above, his brows became closer and closer.

"Miramora slapping?" Hades called, glaring at the creature.

"Sheila yo la slap!" the creature replied.

Li Tianyu suddenly petrified, what the hell is this shit talking about?

"They are speaking the language of planet Papapa." Ma Mian said, looking back at the scene.

"What a 'papapa'..." Li Tianyu immediately unfolded his crazy imagination.After all, I am a person who is about to be sent to the [-]th floor of hell, so if I can imagine something I haven't done before I die, it can be regarded as fulfilling a wish.

"Yan Wang asked that guy just now if he was the Asmolati who destroyed sixteen planets? That guy said, 'I will change my name if I can do it, and I will change my surname if I sit down'." Niutou saw that Li Tianyu was sluggish at the moment, thinking that he was guessing the king of Hades. The content of their conversation was explained.Anyway, it is the soul that is going to the eighteenth floor of hell, so it is better for him to understand.

"They only said a few words, how can they express the meaning of so many words?" Li Tianyu asked in disbelief.

"Their language bands are different from those of you people on Earth. Our Lord Yama can speak hundreds of millions of languages, and even we can speak tens of millions of languages." Ma Mian said proudly, although his face ... I guess Tianyu couldn't see his pride.

"..." Tianyu was silent. He didn't expect that the characters in the superstitions handed down from China would be so supernatural.

"There is nothing to be surprised about. The underworld is the space that is in charge of the lifeblood of all living things. The universe is vast. What you people on earth know is really small and pitiful." Niutou said suddenly.

Tianyu nodded, he did not deny this.Because the scene here is in front of his eyes, whether it is the architecture or technology here, he has never seen it before.

During the conversation between him and the bull-headed horse-faced man, I don't know what Yan Wang and Asmolati said, Yan Wang's jade-faced young man's face suddenly turned crimson, as if he was extremely angry.

"Papa papa!" Three slaps, the two front teeth of the biological mouse's mouth were bloody like flying rainbows, and fell to the ground with two swishes.

"Woooooo..." The creature immediately burst into tears.

Li Tianyu was dumbfounded.

"We Lord Yan can't bear two kinds of people the most: one, people who dare to call 'Lao Tzu' in front of him; two, people who despise life. Just now that guy called himself 'Lao Tzu' in front of Hades, and...he used them The planet's technology destroyed sixteen planets near their planet, and countless lives were lost. Therefore, Lord Yama is very angry, and the consequences are not as serious as usual." Ma Mian explained.

Li Tianyu broke out in a cold sweat, and said to himself, "Fortunately, the last sentence I said just now was not 'I'm a grass mud horse'..."

"Raslami, bang bang." Hades ordered Black and White Wuchang.

I saw the pair of brothers dragging Asmolati, who was bursting into tears, towards the door like dragging a corpse, and there were two water marks on the ground.That tears can really flow.

Tianyu looked at the creature, his whole body trembled, and he lowered his head.

"Excuse me, in addition to the previous two situations, is the situation of scolding Lord Yan, are the consequences serious?" Li Tianyu lowered his head and gently asked the bull-headed horse-face beside him.

Both shook their heads in unison, and said at the same time: "I don't know, this kind of thing has never happened in the underworld..."

Li Tianyu swallowed suddenly, his transparent Adam's apple visibly squirmed.

"Hmph, now it's your turn." Yan Wang looked back at Li Tianyu and shouted angrily.

"I... I was really wronged." Li Tianyu lacked confidence, and at the end, even his voice dropped.

"Injustice? Could there be falsehoods in the book of life and death?" Yan Wang raised the glass plate in his hand and shouted.

At this time, the ecstasy envoy beside him glanced at the life and death book, his eyes were full of horror, he was sweating profusely, and tremblingly, he leaned towards Lord Yama's ear.

"Yan Wangye, I made a mistake..." the ecstasy envoy said in a low voice.

"What's wrong?" Lord Yan frowned and asked in doubt.

"The name is wrong... This is not the person we are looking for. There is one letter in the name..." the seductress said in panic.

When the envoy finished speaking, Yan Wang took the life and death book and read it carefully again.

"This... seems to be a mistake. This guy's face doesn't seem to be of that name. Well, this photo doesn't look like his. Could it be..." This time it was Yama's turn to be stupid.

"Hey, the Yin version of the x dog input method is really too smart, and he actually mistyped the last letter of the name. It seems that we should pay less attention to the earth channel of the Yin world in the future." Hades said to himself.

The bull-headed, horse-faced couple looked at Li Tianyu, who was among them, and looked at each other in blank dismay.

And Li Tianyu saw that King Hades had not spoken for a long time, so he didn't know what that skeleton had said to King Hades just now.

"That won't work either. Since you have seduced your soul alone, you can only go to the [-]th floor of hell." Suddenly Hades said.

"This..." The ecstasy envoy was a little embarrassed.

Because the mission of the soul ecstasy is to help Hades capture the souls that have been sent to the [-]th floor of hell, and the previous creature was brought by other soul ecstasy.

"Look, there are three unfilial acts in Huaxia, among which no heir is the biggest. This guy named 'Li Tianyu' has no children yet. Look again, he is indeed at the end of his life, addicted to the Internet and died suddenly. Nothing came of it. Most importantly, he dared to scold my mother!"

"My day, no offspring? I'm only 24 years old. Just thinking about how to get a posthumous post, you brought me here. How can I have a posthumous post? As for... the other ones, it is indeed a fact, regardless of lifespan I can't say enough, I really didn't cherish my body, and I didn't care much about my parents. Moreover, I became the No.1 who scolded Hades." Li Tianyu sighed in his heart.

"Buffalo head and horse face, take him to the eighteenth floor of hell."

"Yan Wang, I don't accept it!" Li Tianyu looked up at the handsome Yan Wang, suddenly thought of something, and shouted again.

("Open the door to check the water meter!" "The well water I eat at home" "..., then open the door for SF Express!" "My online banking has been frozen." "#￥[email protected]*! ... The blasting team is ready! ""Report sir, the blasting team is doing dungeons in dnf!" ""...")
(Dear readers-.-don’t sit on the right number~ It’s good that everyone can understand it in their hearts, it’s good that they understand it, I didn’t mention who so and so...)
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