I took the saint
Chapter 121 Not being able to marry a wife is a serious problem
Chapter 121 Not being able to marry a wife is a serious problem
"Didn't you go too? As far as I know, you seem to have a nosebleed!" The boy said with disdain.
As soon as these words came out, Su Ze was embarrassed.
I didn't expect him to find out, what a shame.
Coughing awkwardly, Su Ze asked, "How do you know?"
"How do I know!? When I ran away with you, I saw it! There was blood everywhere in the closet where you were hiding. According to girls who like to be clean, the blood must not belong to them. You were not injured. , then, it must be the nosebleed from your peeping!" The guy analyzed clearly.
After hearing this, Su Ze had to admire his analytical ability.
Giving him a thumbs up, Su Ze smiled and said, "Absolutely, it's the first time I've met someone who can analyze and reason like this."
"That's necessary, don't you even look at who I am?!" The young man said with a sullen expression on his face.
The two got to know each other briefly.
The guy's name is Feng Yang, and he is from the Pharmacist Branch of Fenghua College. He usually doesn't do his homework well, and he thinks about how to marry a wife every day!
In order to get to know girls better, he asked his friend Yu Fei to hide in the women's dressing room together.
The original purpose was to get to know the girls, but after entering, they discovered that most of the girls changed their clothes by taking off all of them, and then began to corset their breasts.
It was a beautiful original intention, but under the attention of the two of them, it changed in an instant.
Su Ze, on the other hand, came here to visit by falsely claiming to be a relative of a certain student from the Array Academy.But got lost here.
In order not to embarrass that relative, Su Ze found a place to hide, who knew it happened to be a dressing room.
"Then, Brother Su, since we both know each other, let's go have a meal together! We are resting in the Warlock Branch today, and I will take you to the town to have a good meal!" Feng Yang said generously.
Su Ze nodded, very excitedly.
He wandered around this ghostly place all night, not only did he fail to find Yue Ziheng, he was almost beaten up by a group of girls.
It's scary to think about!
"Okay! You invite me to dinner this time, and next time, I will invite you to drink!" Su Ze was not polite anymore.
They directly called Feng Yang brothers and walked out of Fenghua Academy together shoulder to shoulder.
The management system of Fenghua College is relatively loose, and relatives are allowed to visit here.But Nanze is different, he can only visit and talk with relatives in a fixed guest courtyard.
Therefore, the appearance of Su Ze did not attract much attention to the students here, and they almost regarded him as a family member of a certain student.
After leaving the academy, Feng Yang dragged Su Ze to the restaurant.
Entering the restaurant, he yelled at the shopkeeper, "Boss, two catties of beef, half-cooked!"
"Wait? Half-cooked?!" Hearing these words, Su Ze froze.
Frowning, he asked in confusion.
At this time, Feng Yang explained: "That's right, a man should eat half-cooked beef! Thieves are chewy!"
"I, I don't want it to be half-cooked, I want it to be fully cooked. It would be even better if it can be chopped. By the way, prepare a pair of chopsticks for me by the way."
Su Ze said seriously.
After hearing this, Feng Yang said with a look of disdain: "You are meaningless."
"The men in our hometown all eat half-cooked beef. Do you understand that you drink blood like a hair? It just describes the bravery of the men in our hometown!" Feng Yang said with a sullen expression on his face.
After hearing this, Su Ze's face was covered with black lines.
This asshole drinking blood?Is it to describe a man's bravery?
No, that's not what our teacher taught!
"Brother, the word "ruthless drinking blood" doesn't seem to describe a man's bravery." Su Ze said awkwardly.
At this time, Feng Yang thought about it, and after serious thinking, he replied: "Aren't they all the same?"
"Where is it the same?!" Su Ze said awkwardly.
The people from Dongyang Continent, maybe there is something wrong with the four dimensions? !
With his hands clasped in front of his body, Su Ze explained solemnly: "This ruthless man drinking blood is a description of a ferocious beast! It's not a description of a man's bravery!"
"Why are you like my mother? Don't they all have the same meaning? We men should be like beasts, shouldn't we?!" Feng Yang said seriously.
Now, Su Ze was completely embarrassed.
I was stunned for a long time, but couldn't find the right words to explain to him.
After a while, Su Ze frowned, and said quietly: "I, I have seen a person who gnawed on a cow directly."
"So powerful?! There is such a strange person in this world! Does he have a lot of wives and concubines, loved by thousands of people?!" Feng Yang exclaimed.
Suddenly, Su Ze seemed to understand why Feng Yang couldn't find a wife and no girls liked him anymore.
Sighing helplessly, he shook his head and said, "No, he is disliked by girls for not being gentle enough, not caring, and a bad person."
"Are those women blind?! Such a powerful person actually said that he is not gentle and caring?!"
Feng Yang had an incredible expression on his face.
Su Ze was silent and didn't speak for a long time.
Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.
Maybe this is the straight guy that girls talk about.
"Forget it, let's just sit and wait for dinner." Su Ze said helplessly.
I thought it was just a simple meal, but who knew, just as he sat down, Feng Yang yelled at the shopkeeper again: "Shopkeeper, serve two more jars of wine, if you don't get drunk, you won't be paid!"
"Friend, I don't think drinking is necessary..." Su Ze was startled.
Two catties of beef is enough for you to eat, but you still want to drink now? !
Looking at the black and blue spots under his eyes, Su Ze guessed that he regularly stays up at night every day!
Suddenly, he seemed to see the life of a former roommate.
Look at beautiful women during the day, play games at night, eat delicious food and drink spicy food.I live irregularly every day, and my food is not nutritious.
I don't know how long he can survive this kind of life? !
Arms in front of him, Su Ze persuaded: "Young man, cherish your life now. After all, life is short, and you still want to take shortcuts."
"Brother Su, what you said is not enough for buddies!" Feng Yang, who didn't understand the meaning, said cheerfully.
After taking the wine jar sent by the shopkeeper, he said cheerfully, "Come on, it's time to eat and drink!"
As he spoke, he took the initiative to fill a bowl of wine for Su Ze.
Su Ze was a little hesitant. He didn't like to drink alcohol, and he hadn't drunk it much. He usually replaced wine with tea.
Because Zeng's girlfriend once read a news article, she was afraid that Su Ze would beat someone after drinking.
In order to reassure her, Su Ze decided not to drink in the future.
Thinking of this, Su Ze got up abruptly, and said seriously, "Sorry, if I drink, my daughter and son will be upset!"
"What?! You even have a daughter and a son?!"
Feng Yang grasped the key point with a look of shock.
He stared blankly at Su Ze, then "plopped" and knelt on the ground.
Hugging Su Ze's leg, he cried bitterly: "Brother, teach me, teach me! How can I marry a wife? I'm already 27. My mother gave birth to me, my father I also got married at the age of 19, but I haven't been able to find a daughter-in-law yet!"
(End of this chapter)
"Didn't you go too? As far as I know, you seem to have a nosebleed!" The boy said with disdain.
As soon as these words came out, Su Ze was embarrassed.
I didn't expect him to find out, what a shame.
Coughing awkwardly, Su Ze asked, "How do you know?"
"How do I know!? When I ran away with you, I saw it! There was blood everywhere in the closet where you were hiding. According to girls who like to be clean, the blood must not belong to them. You were not injured. , then, it must be the nosebleed from your peeping!" The guy analyzed clearly.
After hearing this, Su Ze had to admire his analytical ability.
Giving him a thumbs up, Su Ze smiled and said, "Absolutely, it's the first time I've met someone who can analyze and reason like this."
"That's necessary, don't you even look at who I am?!" The young man said with a sullen expression on his face.
The two got to know each other briefly.
The guy's name is Feng Yang, and he is from the Pharmacist Branch of Fenghua College. He usually doesn't do his homework well, and he thinks about how to marry a wife every day!
In order to get to know girls better, he asked his friend Yu Fei to hide in the women's dressing room together.
The original purpose was to get to know the girls, but after entering, they discovered that most of the girls changed their clothes by taking off all of them, and then began to corset their breasts.
It was a beautiful original intention, but under the attention of the two of them, it changed in an instant.
Su Ze, on the other hand, came here to visit by falsely claiming to be a relative of a certain student from the Array Academy.But got lost here.
In order not to embarrass that relative, Su Ze found a place to hide, who knew it happened to be a dressing room.
"Then, Brother Su, since we both know each other, let's go have a meal together! We are resting in the Warlock Branch today, and I will take you to the town to have a good meal!" Feng Yang said generously.
Su Ze nodded, very excitedly.
He wandered around this ghostly place all night, not only did he fail to find Yue Ziheng, he was almost beaten up by a group of girls.
It's scary to think about!
"Okay! You invite me to dinner this time, and next time, I will invite you to drink!" Su Ze was not polite anymore.
They directly called Feng Yang brothers and walked out of Fenghua Academy together shoulder to shoulder.
The management system of Fenghua College is relatively loose, and relatives are allowed to visit here.But Nanze is different, he can only visit and talk with relatives in a fixed guest courtyard.
Therefore, the appearance of Su Ze did not attract much attention to the students here, and they almost regarded him as a family member of a certain student.
After leaving the academy, Feng Yang dragged Su Ze to the restaurant.
Entering the restaurant, he yelled at the shopkeeper, "Boss, two catties of beef, half-cooked!"
"Wait? Half-cooked?!" Hearing these words, Su Ze froze.
Frowning, he asked in confusion.
At this time, Feng Yang explained: "That's right, a man should eat half-cooked beef! Thieves are chewy!"
"I, I don't want it to be half-cooked, I want it to be fully cooked. It would be even better if it can be chopped. By the way, prepare a pair of chopsticks for me by the way."
Su Ze said seriously.
After hearing this, Feng Yang said with a look of disdain: "You are meaningless."
"The men in our hometown all eat half-cooked beef. Do you understand that you drink blood like a hair? It just describes the bravery of the men in our hometown!" Feng Yang said with a sullen expression on his face.
After hearing this, Su Ze's face was covered with black lines.
This asshole drinking blood?Is it to describe a man's bravery?
No, that's not what our teacher taught!
"Brother, the word "ruthless drinking blood" doesn't seem to describe a man's bravery." Su Ze said awkwardly.
At this time, Feng Yang thought about it, and after serious thinking, he replied: "Aren't they all the same?"
"Where is it the same?!" Su Ze said awkwardly.
The people from Dongyang Continent, maybe there is something wrong with the four dimensions? !
With his hands clasped in front of his body, Su Ze explained solemnly: "This ruthless man drinking blood is a description of a ferocious beast! It's not a description of a man's bravery!"
"Why are you like my mother? Don't they all have the same meaning? We men should be like beasts, shouldn't we?!" Feng Yang said seriously.
Now, Su Ze was completely embarrassed.
I was stunned for a long time, but couldn't find the right words to explain to him.
After a while, Su Ze frowned, and said quietly: "I, I have seen a person who gnawed on a cow directly."
"So powerful?! There is such a strange person in this world! Does he have a lot of wives and concubines, loved by thousands of people?!" Feng Yang exclaimed.
Suddenly, Su Ze seemed to understand why Feng Yang couldn't find a wife and no girls liked him anymore.
Sighing helplessly, he shook his head and said, "No, he is disliked by girls for not being gentle enough, not caring, and a bad person."
"Are those women blind?! Such a powerful person actually said that he is not gentle and caring?!"
Feng Yang had an incredible expression on his face.
Su Ze was silent and didn't speak for a long time.
Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.
Maybe this is the straight guy that girls talk about.
"Forget it, let's just sit and wait for dinner." Su Ze said helplessly.
I thought it was just a simple meal, but who knew, just as he sat down, Feng Yang yelled at the shopkeeper again: "Shopkeeper, serve two more jars of wine, if you don't get drunk, you won't be paid!"
"Friend, I don't think drinking is necessary..." Su Ze was startled.
Two catties of beef is enough for you to eat, but you still want to drink now? !
Looking at the black and blue spots under his eyes, Su Ze guessed that he regularly stays up at night every day!
Suddenly, he seemed to see the life of a former roommate.
Look at beautiful women during the day, play games at night, eat delicious food and drink spicy food.I live irregularly every day, and my food is not nutritious.
I don't know how long he can survive this kind of life? !
Arms in front of him, Su Ze persuaded: "Young man, cherish your life now. After all, life is short, and you still want to take shortcuts."
"Brother Su, what you said is not enough for buddies!" Feng Yang, who didn't understand the meaning, said cheerfully.
After taking the wine jar sent by the shopkeeper, he said cheerfully, "Come on, it's time to eat and drink!"
As he spoke, he took the initiative to fill a bowl of wine for Su Ze.
Su Ze was a little hesitant. He didn't like to drink alcohol, and he hadn't drunk it much. He usually replaced wine with tea.
Because Zeng's girlfriend once read a news article, she was afraid that Su Ze would beat someone after drinking.
In order to reassure her, Su Ze decided not to drink in the future.
Thinking of this, Su Ze got up abruptly, and said seriously, "Sorry, if I drink, my daughter and son will be upset!"
"What?! You even have a daughter and a son?!"
Feng Yang grasped the key point with a look of shock.
He stared blankly at Su Ze, then "plopped" and knelt on the ground.
Hugging Su Ze's leg, he cried bitterly: "Brother, teach me, teach me! How can I marry a wife? I'm already 27. My mother gave birth to me, my father I also got married at the age of 19, but I haven't been able to find a daughter-in-law yet!"
(End of this chapter)
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