Exploding favorite poisonous concubine: it is difficult for a black-bellied emperor to chase his wif

Chapter 536 My situation is quite special

"Why do you ask that?" Jiang Tongtong looked at Hongdandan, thought for a while and added, "Don't tell me, do you think I look like him?"

Hearing this, Hongdandan shook her head vigorously, "It doesn't look like that at all." Little Uncle Jiang and that Dragon Lord don't look alike at all.

Uncle Jiang belongs to the weaker scholar type who can't carry it with his hands or shoulders.

And Long Jun belonged to that kind of high-spirited, burly and powerful man.

The two can be said to have no similarities in any place, let alone look alike.

Jiang Tongtong said: "It's right that it doesn't look like it."

Hong Dandan said: "It doesn't look like it at all."

Jiang Tongtong said again: "He and I are not old acquaintances."

Hong Dandan looked up at Jiang Tongtong, "Really? Then why do you always help him speak."

Hearing this, Jiang Tongtong laughed. It turned out that the little guy had said that he would not help his relatives because of this reason. How could he have such a strange idea.

"Okay, stop thinking about it. I don't know him well and I didn't help him. I just talked to him. If he bullies you, my iron guard will help you."

Speaking of which, Jiang Tongtong rubbed Hongdandan's hair again, "But it was obviously your fault that happened just now, unless I am as unreasonable as you, I will help you."

But the problem is, since he is such an adult, can't he tell who is right?

"Uncle Jiang." Hong Dandan pouted her mouth in displeasure, "You're saying I'm unreasonable."

Jiang Tongtong wanted to say, you were being unreasonable just now, but you can't say this, otherwise the little guy will definitely blow up.

Jiang Tongtong said: "I didn't mean that, it's because you think too much."

"Really?" Hong Dandan blinked at Jiang Tongtong, and said, "But I can hear clearly."

"Hearing is not necessarily true." Jiang Tongtong looked at Hong Dandan's big eyes, and continued to talk nonsense: "You may have heard wrong, okay, I will take you down to rest."

Hongdandan shook her head, "I'm not tired, why should I rest." She didn't even walk a few steps, so she needed to rest.

"But Master said let me take you down to rest." Jiang Tongtong said: "Don't you want to listen to your mother's words?"

To be honest, this sentence really didn't scare her, because she didn't listen to Jiang Yiyi's words not once or twice.

However, due to the special situation recently, I still have to listen to my mother's words.

Hongdandan compromised: "Then let's go to rest."

After finishing speaking, Hong Dandan had bad thoughts again, she twisted Jiang Tongtong and said, "Little Uncle Jiang, I want you to sleep with me."

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Tongtong froze in place immediately.

Because this is really him.

Along the way, he didn't answer Jiang Tongtong's question, and brought him to Jiang Yiyi's room, and Jiang Tongtong was about to leave.

But before he took two steps, he was stopped by someone.

"Uncle Jiang, we just agreed." Hong Dandan looked at Jiang Tongtong and said seriously, "You promised to sleep with me."

Jiang Tongtong: "..."

Did he agree?
If I remember correctly, he didn't say anything at all.

Jiang Tongtong frowned, looked at Hong Dandan, and said, "How can a child lie."

Hong Dandan looked at Jiang Tongtong without blinking, and said in confusion, "When did I lie?"

Jiang Tongtong said: "Then tell me when I promise to sleep with you."

Hongdandan twisted her neck and said, "I'm asking you, but you didn't say anything, so I'll take it as your acquiescence."

default?

Can this kind of thing be the default?
Jiang Tongtong felt that it was very necessary to teach Hong Dandan a lesson today, what is the difference between men and women.

So Jiang Tongtong pulled out a chair and sat down, not leaving.

In fact, this is exactly the effect that Hongdandan wants, but it would be great if Uncle Jiang's expression could not be so serious.

"Uncle Jiang, can you stop staring at me like that." Hongdandan shrank her neck, "I'm a little scared."

"What are you afraid of?" Because he couldn't see any fear on the little guy's face at all.

"I...I..." Hongdandan sat on the bed, lowered her head and pointed at her fingers, "I was really scared, so I didn't lie."

"...I didn't say you were lying." Jiang Tongtong looked into Hong Dandan's eyes, and said again: "Do you know what is the difference between men and women?"

Hong Dandan looked up in a daze, looked up at Jiang Tongtong, and asked in puzzlement, "Why are there differences between men and women? Shouldn't men and women be born together?"

Seeing that Jiang Tongtong was silent.

Hong Dandan thought for a while and added: "Of course there are special circumstances where men and men can be together, but I don't know if women and women can be together."

Hearing this, Jiang Tongtong immediately turned hot, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm not talking nonsense." After finishing speaking, Hong Dandan sat up straight, straightened her chest, and said, "Look at me, I seem to be talking nonsense."

Jiang Tongtong nodded truthfully, and said, "Like, it's too similar."

"Uncle Jiang!" Hong Dandan said angrily, "If you talk about me like that again, I will ignore you."

Hearing this, Jiang Tongtong quickly admitted his mistake: "It's my fault, don't be angry, and don't ignore me."

Hearing this, Hongdandan was in a better mood. She looked at Jiang Tongtong and said, "It's not that I don't know about you and Uncle Fen. I really don't know if you are embarrassed or don't want to admit it. I clearly It’s just too bad for you to say that I’m talking nonsense.”

"I..." Speaking of the matter between him and Fen Linglong, he really didn't know what to say.

"That's actually... um..." After thinking and thinking, Jiang Tongtong still didn't know how to speak.

Hongdandan said: "Forget it, forget it, don't explain, I know that your relationship is not simple."

"..."

Hearing this, Jiang Tongtong was speechless.

"Okay, so, what I said is correct, there is no difference between men and women, it simply does not exist."

These words instantly brought Jiang Tongtong back to his thoughts, and he said, "How can it be something that doesn't exist?"

If there is no boundary between men and women, wouldn't the relationship between men and women be completely messed up.

Hong Dandan looked at Jiang Tongtong, and said after a long time: "Then give me a reasonable explanation why it exists."

Jiang Tongtong said seriously: "There is no reason, because this must exist."

"There is no absolute thing in the world." Hong Dandan looked up at Jiang Tongtong again, and said, "So, your explanation is unreasonable."

"You child, you know a lot about nonsense." Jiang Tongtong was a little annoyed, but after thinking about it, Hong Dandan was still a child, so it was normal not to know these things.

Thinking about it, he felt that he shouldn't be angry.

"It's not unreasonable." Hongdandan continued to be serious: "What I'm telling is the truth."

Jiang Tongtong raised his hand and tapped Hongdandan's forehead lightly, "You are lying, you still don't admit it."

Hongdandan covered her forehead to prevent Jiang Tongtong from knocking, she said: "Then little uncle Jiang, tell me why men and women are different."

"Hmm..." Jiang Tongtong's eyes fell on Hong Dandan's face, "Then tell Uncle Jiang, can you allow a strange man to kiss you?"

Without even thinking about it, Hong Dandan shook her head vigorously, "Of course it's not allowed, and I don't know him, so why should he kiss me? It's okay if he looks good, but if he looks ugly."

If she is ugly, then she must be sick to death.

Not to mention kissing, he wouldn't even let a strange man hug him.

But this has nothing to do with gender.

Hong Dandan expressed that she didn't understand, she looked up at Jiang Tongtong, and said, "Little Uncle Jiang, this still doesn't explain the difference between men and women, because... If the other party is good-looking, I will still let them hug her."

He knew it would be like this.

Jiang Tongtong sighed and said, "I knew you would say that, but the question is, don't you think they took advantage of you?"

Hong Dandan shook her head, "Of course I don't think so, because if the other party is beautiful, I can definitely take advantage of it."

God, what did this answer, it made him so mad.

"Why do you have such an idea." Jiang Tongtong looked into Hong Dandan's eyes and said very seriously: "Do you really think you can take advantage of a man?"

Hongdandan nodded vigorously, and said, "Of course I can. If they touch me, I'll touch them." It feels pretty good.

She is small, and others might let her go. Thinking about it, she doesn't suffer at all.

"You..." Jiang Tongtong looked at Hongdandan for a long time before he could hold back a sentence, "You are hopeless."

"Why can't I be saved?" Hong Dandan didn't think so, she was clearly taking advantage, she thought it was just Uncle Jiang thinking too much.

Jiang Tongtong sighed, and continued: "Your thinking is wrong, big mistake!"

"What do I think?" Hong Dandan looked puzzled, and thought for a long time before realizing it, "Could it be that I can't take advantage of others."

"If you don't take advantage of others, but let others take advantage of me, I think that would be a real disadvantage for me." Hong Dandan shook her head, "I don't want to do that, I want to take advantage of others."

"Shut up." Jiang Tongtong was really angry, "You must not have such thoughts."

Hong Dandan also felt very uncomfortable when she heard this sentence, she said: "I'm not wrong, why can't I have that kind of thought."

Jiang Tongtong was so angry that he felt that he could no longer continue to give Hongdandan some examples of reasoning.

The kid is so self-conscious it doesn't make sense.

Just tell the truth, whether she accepts it or not, if it doesn't work, tell the master and let the master suppress it by force.

"You are a girl, in short, you should not have too much contact with boys, let alone let boys sleep with you, unless that person is your husband."

Before Jiang Tongtong finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Dandan, "It turned out that I said so much because Uncle Jiang didn't want to sleep with me. It's easy to say, just tell me otherwise."

"There is no need to tell me that men and women are different."

"I..." Jiang Tongtong looked at Hongdandan, and it took him a long time to say a word, "I'm really mad at you."

Hearing this, Hongdandan lowered her head aggrieved, "I obviously didn't do anything, so why did I piss you off, it's because you're mean and don't want to sleep with me."

"Okay, I'm stingy." Jiang Tongtong let out a long breath, "Then when you see a handsome man in the future, let him sleep with you. Then you can see who will not be able to marry."

Hearing this, Hongdandan instantly realized something.

She raised her eyes and looked straight at Jiang Tongtong, and said, "Little Uncle Jiang, you mean that if I let other boys sleep with me, I won't be able to get married in the future?"

It was the truth, Jiang Tongtong nodded without thinking, "If you think it's a lie, you can try it yourself."

Hong Dandan quickly waved her hand, "Forget it, I won't try, and I will be honest from now on."

Hong Dandan finally said something nice, Jiang Tongtong was in a much better mood, he smiled and said, "Then you still let me sleep with you?"

"No, no." Hongdandan said while shaking her head, "It's actually fine for me to sleep alone."

"Then am I still stingy?" Jiang Tongtong asked.

Hongdandan shook her head, "Don't be stingy, not stingy at all, little uncle Jiang is always thinking of me, how can you say stingy."

Hearing this, Jiang Tongtong was completely satisfied, and he said: "Then go to sleep quickly."

It's not that she doesn't want to sleep, but that she really isn't sleepy at all.

Hongdandan said, "Little Uncle Jiang, what about you?"

"Me?" Seeing Hongdan looking at him eagerly, Jiang Tongtong thought for a while before saying, "Of course I'm here to accompany you."

"Are you just sitting there?" Hongdandan asked again.

Jiang Tongtong said: "Well, well, leave me alone, go to sleep."

After the incident of robbing the child last time, although it was just a misunderstanding, he still felt uneasy.

If he lost the little guy again, how would he explain to Master.

So he has to stay here to be at ease in his heart.

"Uncle Jiang, you are actually very tired these days, aren't you?" Right, those three words can be completely withdrawn, because she is sure that Uncle Jiang has never closed his eyes these few days.

Jiang Tongtong looked at Hongdandan and smiled softly, and said, "It's okay, but you are at the age of growth. Sleep is very important at this time, you know?"

Hongdandan nodded gently, "I know, but little uncle Jiang is also growing up, so he also needs to rest."

Hearing Hongdandan's words suddenly, Jiang Tongtong couldn't laugh or cry, "Well...my situation is quite special, it's different from yours, so I don't need to rest, but I still want to thank our little princess for her kindness."

The key to his growth is the flowering period, which has nothing to do with sleep.

When the next flowering period comes, he will grow up.

Just don't know when it is.

"Really?" Hong Dandan looked at Jiang Tongtong in confusion, thought for a while and couldn't help asking: "What is the difference between Uncle Jiang and me, is it because you are a man? "

Jiang Tongtong really didn't know how to explain it, but he didn't expect the little guy to give him a choice, so he nodded and said, "Well, I can understand it as you said."

"Oh." Hong Dandan nodded half understanding.

Jiang Tongtong said warmly: "Okay, go to sleep."

Hong Dandan lifted the quilt with some reluctance, and then lay down, "Uncle Jiang, I'm going to sleep then, well, you can lie down on the table and rest for a while."

Jiang Tongtong nodded, indicating that he understood.

Hong Dandan closed her eyes now, Jiang Tongtong heard her steady breathing, and then lay down on the table, ready to take a nap.

He had a premonition that the devil world would be busy soon, and it would be busy for a long time in the future.

(End of this chapter)