The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 50 The Wonderful Misunderstanding
Wang Xiaomeng found himself cheated by the system again.

"Ma Dan's system, when you recover the corpses, you automatically sort the spoils. I have no problem with that, but can you stop stripping your clothes in the future? It's useless for me to take the old clothes!"

"No, it works!"

As soon as Wang Xiaomeng finished speaking, the system's notification sounded in his mind.

"This system has its own processing function. As long as the host provides the needs, let alone old clothes, even if it is a piece of shit, this system can also process it into exquisite food and send it to the host's table!"

"..."

Only this, please be merciful!
With such an amazing system, Wang Xiaomeng felt completely speechless, so even Uchiha Madara's shocked gaze with a hint of disdain was automatically ignored by him.

"I don't want to talk to your puppet, Mr. Madara, you'd better come out, I'll go back to Konoha after this is settled!"

"What an impatient child!"

As soon as Wang Xiaomeng finished speaking, an old and hoarse voice sounded behind him.

He looked back and saw that Uchiha Madara himself had appeared behind him at some point, and then looked at him calmly.

"What are you doing back to Konoha? Is there anyone there you can't let go of?"

"Yes!"

Looking at the expressionless Uchiha Madara, Wang Xiaomeng immediately responded with a big smile.

"That old bastard Danzo joined hands with Orochimaru, and planned to kill me when I go back, so I was in a hurry to go back and kill them...or be killed by them!"

"Uh……"

Wang Xiaomeng's answer was obviously beyond Uchiha Madara's expectations, so he was stunned for a moment, and then nodded.

"Okay, I also hate that apprentice in the Senshoubanjian, so it's up to you, now I'll teach you how to control the Fourth Mizukage first!"

Having said that, he walked to the side of Gouju Yakura with a blank face, and then turned to look at Wang Xiaomeng.

"I have put a control spell in his brain, so you can also control him through Sharingan. The control method is similar to the "Magic·Shahang Technique". There is only a little difference, but it is very important. It is related to Control success or failure, listen carefully..."

Then, Uchiha Madara told Wang Xiaomeng how to use Sharingan to open the charm and how to control the four generations of Mizukage, and then stood aside.

"Okay, you can try to control him, don't worry, with my charm, even if you fail, nothing will happen."

"Well, then I'm here!"

Wang Xiaomeng agreed, and immediately opened Sharingan, and began to manipulate Goju Yakura as Uchiha Madara said.

Soon, Wang Xiaomeng realized the power of Uchiha Madara's charm. Although it was only the first time to manipulate it, the process was surprisingly smooth.

He felt that his soul had entered Goju Yagura's body, not only could he control all the other's actions, he could even speak directly!
"It's really amazing, Mr. Madara, your spell can do this. It's amazing. Can you teach me? When I go back, I will control the old thief Danzo and make him kneel in the toilet at the door of Konoha Shouting shit is poisonous!"

"..."

Ma Dan, you can think of such a bad move, it's really bad luck for Danzo to provoke you!
If possible, Uchiha Madara also wanted to try, but unfortunately he couldn't, so he could only shake his head.

"No way, the way you said to control others is only the 'heart turning technique' of the mountain clan. My charm is actually only used in conjunction with Sharingan, and the only way to control Jinchuriki is by controlling the tailed beast."

"Control the tailed beast?" Hearing Uchiha Madara's words, Wang Xiaomeng was taken aback for a moment, and a hint of puzzlement flashed in his eyes.

"You mean Kutachi Yagura is Sanwei Jinchuriki? You control him by controlling Mitsuo? But isn't Sanwei in Nohara Rin's body?"

Facing Wang Xiaomeng's three consecutive questions, Uchiha Madara immediately laughed, and nodded while laughing.

"Well, you guessed it right, but it's not all right. In fact, what's sealed in that little girl's body is only part of Sanwei's chakra, and Sanwei's main body is still here."

Speaking of this, Uchiha patted Yakura's shoulder lightly, and then gave Wang Xiaomeng a meaningful look.

"By the way, that little girl named Lin has part of the three-tailed chakra, so I can also control her with a charm. Of course, I also have a way to remove it. Do you want to know?"

Hearing Uchiha Madara's words, Wang Xiaomeng almost blurted out the "thinking", but he immediately controlled himself, and then looked at Uchiha Madara with a serious face.

"No need, Mr. Madara, let me tell the truth. In fact, I have no interest in women at all. Only men are my favorites, especially those with white hair. I like them very much, such as Kakashi, and Mrs. Madara. you!"

"Uh..." Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Madara Uchiha fell into a stupor immediately.

For him who has been through battles for a long time, if others say this, he will not believe it at all, but Wang Xiaomeng is different.

At first, Uchiha Madara paid attention to Wang Xiaomeng because he kissed Kakashi and then opened Sharingan.

After that, according to Hei Ze's report, Uchiha Madara also knew that Wang Xiaomeng had kissed Kakashi more than once, which was very suspicious.

Not only that, but later when he was fighting Hanzo in the Land of Rain, Wang Xiaomeng also kissed Uchiha Shisui and twenty other Uchiha male members.

When Uchiha Madara learned all this through Hei Ze, he had a judgment in his heart——

"Obito is probably a rabbit!"

Of course, guesses are guesses because there is no evidence, but just now when Wang Xiaomeng threw out a naked male corpse, the evidence finally appeared!

"This product is [-]% a rabbit, and it's still a mad rabbit!"

Real hammer!

Because of this preconceived idea, when Wang Xiaomeng "confessed" to him, Uchiha Madara's brain suddenly fell into a short-term freeze.

"Damn, how come the mad rabbit has taken a fancy to me, I'm still an old man!"

But what shocked him even more was still behind, before he could react, Wang Xiaomeng had already manipulated Goju Yakura to hug him, and then leaned forward to give him a deep kiss!
The system notification sounded immediately.

"Ding... This ninja is eight-star level, and the bond with the host is 80.00%. The higher the level, the more it will be 10 times. The host has kissed a total of 640 true love coins. The current host still owes the system 1299 true love coins. Please continue to work hard!"

"(⊙o⊙)..."

640 pieces?
Get rich meow!
After hearing the prompt sound from the system, both eyes of Wang Xiaomeng looking at Uchiha Madara began to light up.

"Ma Dan, what kind of big boss is this? This is clearly an angel!"

Seeing the way his eyes were shining, Uchiha Madara's complexion suddenly changed when he came back to his senses. He pushed the goji orange Yakura away, and then disappeared with a "whoosh".

At the same time, the system's prompt sounded in his mind again.

"Ding... Congratulations to the host for defeating the eight-star super shadow powerhouse by one level, and gaining 290 combat experience, current combat experience: 1600/[-]!"

"..."

Ma Dan, is this okay?
(End of this chapter)