There are beauties in the East Palace

Chapter 23 Simple and Rough 01
Three years no see?Still reduced to the present situation?Not to mention whether I saw you three years ago, how unbearable is my life now?I snorted and interrupted her, "Stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, what is the purpose of you pretending to be me to approach their father and son? Also, is it all related to you that I was hunted down along the way? Did you send the person who assassinated me?"

She squinted and looked at me, "Being defensive is essential, you are still so stupid. But don't blame me last night!"

I didn't expect her to admit it so readily, and I nodded cooperatively. "I think I'm stupid, too."

She probably didn't realize that I would answer her like this, but when she reacted, she laughed wildly, and I laughed too, and then slapped her neck with a palm, she was caught off guard and fell to the ground, almost unconscious, I squatted down , leaning close to her face, "So, a fool has a stupid trick, and he will knock you out with one palm, simple and rough, are you satisfied?"

But seeing that her face was no longer smiling, her eyes were full of disgust, "No matter how many years have passed, you are still an uneducated wild girl! I really regret that I underestimated your uneducated level!"

She pretends to be me, and in turn wants to talk to me about education?
"I don't know what upbringing is. I only know that if you dare to provoke me again, I will make you a thousand feet deep in Peach Blossom Beach. I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not."

Pulling her low-cut clothes up, "What about you, if you pretend to be me next time, can you not make your chest clothes too low? You're not as good as me, are you?"

"..."

"Learn to be smart? Be dumb? Very good, this time, I will teach you a lesson, so you can take care of yourself, where you come from, where you go."

She turned her face away, trying to prop herself up.

I smiled and lowered my head to tell her a story, but seeing her beautiful eyes widen, "Oh, there will be a day when you will beg me."

For such a beauty, I was really soft-hearted, so I just slapped her one more time.

After seeing her fainted, I tied her up with a rope and stuffed her under the bed.I do this job smoothly, remembering that when I was at the bottom of the valley, I hid a sow that was always fighting against me under Er Yuexue's bed like this.For seven days, no one noticed.Sadly, in the end even I couldn't find where the sow went.Unexpectedly, I rolled out of bed one night, only to find that sow lying delicately under my bed.It looked at me with tears in my eyes, and I was also very moved, it was still tenaciously alive.After sleeping together in the same bed for more than ten days, I generously gave it a new name: Zhuqiang Qiang.After that, I let it go east, and the pig was strong and never dared to go west.

And it was this story that I just told her.

I clapped my hands, thinking about how to explain to Ari's father later, but I heard Xiao Baozi's voice from the courtyard, "Mother, father is back!"

I was startled, and ran away instinctively. After all, how could he believe me when I explained it out of thin air?Yes, I have to find a way to make that little imposter admit it himself.I just raised my legs to step over the gate, when the man's deep voice came to the door, "Ari is getting more sensible, Ayuan, come and see if the things my husband bought for you are satisfactory?"

He blocked the door, which made me how to run.

Wait a minute, what he called was, A Yuan.Could it be that his wife is also called by this name?

Suddenly, he was only a few steps away from me.

(End of this chapter)