someone under me
Chapter 135 The Twins
Chapter 135 The Twins
Although he was short of money, Li Yi really didn't want to do this business.
The risk is too great, who will pay if someone is put to death?If you kill someone, no matter whether you are practicing medicine without a license or hunting down demons and catching ghosts, the police will only treat you as a fraudster. If you plead guilty with a good attitude, you will be sentenced to life and live for 20 years!
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that 5 yuan is not worth taking such a big risk.
But Li Yi didn't want to take the job, so he was chosen anyway.
Li Yi received a call from Ms. Yang the next afternoon.
"Master, you must agree to help me, I feel that I really can't hold on anymore." Ms. Yang said.
"It's not that I won't help you, the risk is really too great." Li Yi evaded.
"It doesn't matter, I have already arranged the affairs of the company and my hometown today. I arranged it as if it were the funeral." Ms. Yang said, "If you don't help me, Master, I may also be schizophrenic. It's not me anymore, and it's also a funeral arrangement..."
"Then what, the key is that if it fails, I will take responsibility." Li Yi hinted again.
"Master, don't worry about this. I will keep this situation strictly confidential. Even if I fail, it has nothing to do with you, Master." Ms. Yang vowed.
Li Yi smacked his lips, why is this woman so stupid?
"Well, that's right," Ms. Yang finally came to her senses, "Master first give me an account number, and I will send you 20 yuan. If I succeed, I will send you another 80 yuan."
Li Yi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll do my best!"
Then start preparing.
Such a big ritual requires a lot of things. According to the list made by the old Taoist, Li Yi bought a lot of things in one go, almost filling the trunk and even the back seats, and asked Song Yang to drive himself and the old Taoist, Zhu Dakui went to Seven Star Pavilion together.
Ms. Yang was already waiting at the door, Song Yang opened the store door, and Li Yi led her into the back hall.
The shop has two rooms on the bottom, but the house is relatively deep. The front half is used as the storefront, and there is a shrine at the back, but the statue in the shrine was taken away by Qi Gezhi, and it is still empty now.
Let Ms. Yang sit down for a while, and Li Yi went to bring in all the purchased things with Song Yang. First, he took out a statue of Zhong Kui he just bought and put it on the shrine. Then he took out the mahogany sword brought from the nursing home and waved it While reciting the mantra, the statue of Zhong Kui was illuminated.
Li Yi is not a member of the Taoist school, he does not observe precepts, and does not recite scriptures, so what he worships is not a generation of Taoist patriarchs. Since there are people under him and he himself has eaten ghosts, he chose a statue of Zhong Kui to enshrine.
According to the old Taoist consecration method, cinnabar touched the center of Zhong Kui's eyebrows to open the eyes of the sky, and the god statue can appear. Three high-quality sandalwoods were offered respectfully, and then two plates of fruits and two plates of roasted chicken and duck were placed. , Seeing that Ms. Yang was not aware of it, her trust in Master Li became more firm in her heart.
"Okay, then I will count on the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui to bless you, to arrest the resentful souls in your body, and then to save you." Li Yi turned his head and said to Ms. Yang, "Will you sit cross-legged when you come here? "
Ms. Yang is well maintained, and she is very slender. If she is fat, she will be in trouble.After she took off her high heels and sat cross-legged on the futon, Li Yi took another pack of silver needles for acupuncture, and carefully gestured on Ms. Yang's head, while an old Taoist stood beside her directing him to find the acupuncture points: "Go to the left One point, no, my left and your right, by the way, a little higher, well, here it is.”
Li Yi aimed at the position but didn't dare to pierce it down. He took a deep breath and said to Ms. Yang, "Are you ready?"
"I believe in you." Ms. Yang said.
"I don't even believe in myself." Li Yi smiled wryly, but before Ms. Yang could answer, he twisted his fingers, and the silver needle slipped into his scalp quietly.
"Okay, just go this deep." The old Taoist said, "The next one, stick it here, right..."
Under the command of the old Taoist, ten or so silver needles were inserted in a short time, and Ms. Yang asked all kinds of questions from the beginning, but now she has no response at all, people become slow to respond, as if they are too sleepy to open their eyes generally.
With Li Yi's last needle on the Yuzhen acupoint, Ms. Yang's body softened and she wanted to fall. Li Yi held her up, but she stopped breathing when she touched her nose.
"What should we do next?" Li Yi asked.
"Hooking the soul!" The old Taoist said, "Pull out all the silver needles first, and the speed must be fast."
People have no breathing and heartbeat, which means that the safe time is only 4 minutes, any longer will cause brain damage, or even brain death!Li Yi didn't dare to be negligent, and quickly pulled out the silver needle with both hands, much faster than pricking the needle.
"Use the three clear bells, ring the bells and recite the soul-attracting mantra." The old man shouted.
Li Yi didn't care to put away the silver needle, threw it on the ground, and ran over to pick up the Sanqing bell on the altar.
Song Yang had already moved behind Ms. Yang, holding her back to prevent her from falling.
Li Yi was already on the way here, and he had already learned the soul-attracting mantra from the old Taoist. He shook the Sanqing bell and recited it soundly. Look, a little ignorant.
"Continue reading!" the old Taoist yelled.
Li Yi hurriedly read it from the beginning again, and while reading it down, another figure floated out of Ms. Yang, but Li Yi was dumbfounded when he saw it—this shadow actually looked the same as Ms. Yang, almost exactly the same as the one just now !
"Which one is true?" Li Yi asked the old man in difficulty.
"How can I recognize them? They are twins, but one of them died a long time ago, how can they still look exactly the same!" The old man was also a little bit blind.
The two Ms. Yang looked the same, they both had ignorant expressions, and they were stupid and didn't speak, and they didn't even look at Li Yi.
"Why don't you just get one and stuff it back?" Song Yang said worriedly.
This has a time limit, the shorter the suspended animation time, the lower the risk, and even if it is not Ms. It's less responsible than the inability to distinguish the person who caused the timeout to die.
Li Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly took out the ghost order and shouted: "Dust to dust, dust to dust, since you die, you will go to the hell, stay in the world and harm your sisters, the crime is extremely heinous, the heavens cannot tolerate it, and you still don't confess your sin obediently, pray for forgiveness." Let it go!"
Li Yi looked at the two Ms. Yang while yelling, but saw that one didn't respond, and the other was trembling slightly. He knew it right away, and rushed over with a ghost order. That Ms. Yang finally couldn't pretend anymore. Turning around, he ran to the door of the back hall and the front shop in a flash.
But Li Yi had already arranged for Zhu Dakui to guard there, and seeing her running over, Zhu Dakui grabbed her arm.
"There's no time, let's revive the soul first!" Seeing that the resentful soul was caught, the old Taoist immediately yelled at Li Yi.
(End of this chapter)
Although he was short of money, Li Yi really didn't want to do this business.
The risk is too great, who will pay if someone is put to death?If you kill someone, no matter whether you are practicing medicine without a license or hunting down demons and catching ghosts, the police will only treat you as a fraudster. If you plead guilty with a good attitude, you will be sentenced to life and live for 20 years!
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that 5 yuan is not worth taking such a big risk.
But Li Yi didn't want to take the job, so he was chosen anyway.
Li Yi received a call from Ms. Yang the next afternoon.
"Master, you must agree to help me, I feel that I really can't hold on anymore." Ms. Yang said.
"It's not that I won't help you, the risk is really too great." Li Yi evaded.
"It doesn't matter, I have already arranged the affairs of the company and my hometown today. I arranged it as if it were the funeral." Ms. Yang said, "If you don't help me, Master, I may also be schizophrenic. It's not me anymore, and it's also a funeral arrangement..."
"Then what, the key is that if it fails, I will take responsibility." Li Yi hinted again.
"Master, don't worry about this. I will keep this situation strictly confidential. Even if I fail, it has nothing to do with you, Master." Ms. Yang vowed.
Li Yi smacked his lips, why is this woman so stupid?
"Well, that's right," Ms. Yang finally came to her senses, "Master first give me an account number, and I will send you 20 yuan. If I succeed, I will send you another 80 yuan."
Li Yi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll do my best!"
Then start preparing.
Such a big ritual requires a lot of things. According to the list made by the old Taoist, Li Yi bought a lot of things in one go, almost filling the trunk and even the back seats, and asked Song Yang to drive himself and the old Taoist, Zhu Dakui went to Seven Star Pavilion together.
Ms. Yang was already waiting at the door, Song Yang opened the store door, and Li Yi led her into the back hall.
The shop has two rooms on the bottom, but the house is relatively deep. The front half is used as the storefront, and there is a shrine at the back, but the statue in the shrine was taken away by Qi Gezhi, and it is still empty now.
Let Ms. Yang sit down for a while, and Li Yi went to bring in all the purchased things with Song Yang. First, he took out a statue of Zhong Kui he just bought and put it on the shrine. Then he took out the mahogany sword brought from the nursing home and waved it While reciting the mantra, the statue of Zhong Kui was illuminated.
Li Yi is not a member of the Taoist school, he does not observe precepts, and does not recite scriptures, so what he worships is not a generation of Taoist patriarchs. Since there are people under him and he himself has eaten ghosts, he chose a statue of Zhong Kui to enshrine.
According to the old Taoist consecration method, cinnabar touched the center of Zhong Kui's eyebrows to open the eyes of the sky, and the god statue can appear. Three high-quality sandalwoods were offered respectfully, and then two plates of fruits and two plates of roasted chicken and duck were placed. , Seeing that Ms. Yang was not aware of it, her trust in Master Li became more firm in her heart.
"Okay, then I will count on the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui to bless you, to arrest the resentful souls in your body, and then to save you." Li Yi turned his head and said to Ms. Yang, "Will you sit cross-legged when you come here? "
Ms. Yang is well maintained, and she is very slender. If she is fat, she will be in trouble.After she took off her high heels and sat cross-legged on the futon, Li Yi took another pack of silver needles for acupuncture, and carefully gestured on Ms. Yang's head, while an old Taoist stood beside her directing him to find the acupuncture points: "Go to the left One point, no, my left and your right, by the way, a little higher, well, here it is.”
Li Yi aimed at the position but didn't dare to pierce it down. He took a deep breath and said to Ms. Yang, "Are you ready?"
"I believe in you." Ms. Yang said.
"I don't even believe in myself." Li Yi smiled wryly, but before Ms. Yang could answer, he twisted his fingers, and the silver needle slipped into his scalp quietly.
"Okay, just go this deep." The old Taoist said, "The next one, stick it here, right..."
Under the command of the old Taoist, ten or so silver needles were inserted in a short time, and Ms. Yang asked all kinds of questions from the beginning, but now she has no response at all, people become slow to respond, as if they are too sleepy to open their eyes generally.
With Li Yi's last needle on the Yuzhen acupoint, Ms. Yang's body softened and she wanted to fall. Li Yi held her up, but she stopped breathing when she touched her nose.
"What should we do next?" Li Yi asked.
"Hooking the soul!" The old Taoist said, "Pull out all the silver needles first, and the speed must be fast."
People have no breathing and heartbeat, which means that the safe time is only 4 minutes, any longer will cause brain damage, or even brain death!Li Yi didn't dare to be negligent, and quickly pulled out the silver needle with both hands, much faster than pricking the needle.
"Use the three clear bells, ring the bells and recite the soul-attracting mantra." The old man shouted.
Li Yi didn't care to put away the silver needle, threw it on the ground, and ran over to pick up the Sanqing bell on the altar.
Song Yang had already moved behind Ms. Yang, holding her back to prevent her from falling.
Li Yi was already on the way here, and he had already learned the soul-attracting mantra from the old Taoist. He shook the Sanqing bell and recited it soundly. Look, a little ignorant.
"Continue reading!" the old Taoist yelled.
Li Yi hurriedly read it from the beginning again, and while reading it down, another figure floated out of Ms. Yang, but Li Yi was dumbfounded when he saw it—this shadow actually looked the same as Ms. Yang, almost exactly the same as the one just now !
"Which one is true?" Li Yi asked the old man in difficulty.
"How can I recognize them? They are twins, but one of them died a long time ago, how can they still look exactly the same!" The old man was also a little bit blind.
The two Ms. Yang looked the same, they both had ignorant expressions, and they were stupid and didn't speak, and they didn't even look at Li Yi.
"Why don't you just get one and stuff it back?" Song Yang said worriedly.
This has a time limit, the shorter the suspended animation time, the lower the risk, and even if it is not Ms. It's less responsible than the inability to distinguish the person who caused the timeout to die.
Li Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly took out the ghost order and shouted: "Dust to dust, dust to dust, since you die, you will go to the hell, stay in the world and harm your sisters, the crime is extremely heinous, the heavens cannot tolerate it, and you still don't confess your sin obediently, pray for forgiveness." Let it go!"
Li Yi looked at the two Ms. Yang while yelling, but saw that one didn't respond, and the other was trembling slightly. He knew it right away, and rushed over with a ghost order. That Ms. Yang finally couldn't pretend anymore. Turning around, he ran to the door of the back hall and the front shop in a flash.
But Li Yi had already arranged for Zhu Dakui to guard there, and seeing her running over, Zhu Dakui grabbed her arm.
"There's no time, let's revive the soul first!" Seeing that the resentful soul was caught, the old Taoist immediately yelled at Li Yi.
(End of this chapter)
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