someone under me
Chapter 19 The Way Is Too Shallow
Chapter 19 The Way Is Too Shallow
Xu Yuyan didn't plan to ask for the 800 million, and Li Yi was too lazy to meddle in his own business. He wanted to go back and pick up the child and leave, but Zhao Weicheng's wife, brother-in-law, and four monks were standing at the door of the house.
"What do you want to do?" Xu Yuyan asked fearfully, she had been bullied so much that she was psychologically shadowed.
Zhao Weicheng's wife stared and said, "Open the door, I want to do a ritual for my husband, to help him reincarnate earlier."
"Superbirth will be fined!" Li Yi interrupted and said with a smile, "Master, how much did you charge?"
The fat monk with buck teeth looked unhappy: "This benefactor, it is the duty of our Buddhist disciples to save the deceased. Talking about money is too vulgar!"
"Volunteer labor? That means no money?" Li Yi said happily.
"Hey, this is about resignation. The donor can just add some lamp oil to the Buddha. It doesn't matter if you give more or less. It all depends on the sincerity of the donor." The great monk said hurriedly. If Chaodu is the husband of the fat woman, why he came to Xiaosan instead of her house? That's not what he cares about.
"Hey, I still need money after talking for a long time!" Li Yi said with disdain, "But I advise you, this money is not easy to earn, the ghost of Brother Zhao is really in the house!"
"Hehe, I have been a monk since I was a child and learned the supernatural powers of Buddhism, and it is no problem to save the dead!" The great monk said in a full tone. After all, it is not uncommon to encounter ghosts in so many years. In the end, it is nothing more than someone pretending to be a ghost. He knows all the routines. .
"It's up to you." Li Yi pouted to let Xu Yuyan open the door, and pushed the wheelchair into the living room.
Zhao Weicheng's son was still sleeping in the bedroom, and Zhu Dakui was standing at the entrance, but he was invisible at the moment, and no one else could see him except Li Yi.
"Where's my husband!" Zhao Weicheng's wife yelled as soon as she entered the door, walking past Zhu Dakui without knowing it.
The four monks and brother-in-law followed closely behind, but they also couldn't see Zhu Dakui's existence, so Li Yi knew it in his heart-how could these monks have any real skills?
But Zhu Dakui was drumming in his heart, and he followed Li Yi and said, "Boss, are these monks trying to catch me?"
Li Yi couldn't talk to him, and Zhu Dakui said again: "Although these guys don't seem to have much cultivation, according to the rules, they have nothing to do with this matter directly. If I want to show up, the ghosts below will probably find me I'm in trouble..."
"Haha, my brother-in-law is no longer there. It is estimated that several masters have advanced cultivation, and they scared him away as soon as they appeared on the stage!" The servant who invited the monk immediately began to praise him.
"Master is really amazing, haha!" My brother-in-law said happily.
"But Master, this is not the solution. If you are here, my husband will hide. What if he comes back after you leave?" Fat Sister said.
"Hehe, it's okay, after we finish the ritual, we can save him for a while." Baoya monk said with a happy smile—as expected, it was just another pretending situation, and the next step is nothing more than a show, and we agreed The 3000 yuan you received was in hand.
So the four monks took a posture, cleared a small space in the middle of the living room, sat cross-legged on the floor and began to chant scriptures, their murmuring voices couldn't make out what they were chanting at all.
After reading the scriptures for more than ten minutes, Baoya monk couldn't wait to finish the work, stood up and said with a smile: "Madam, you can rest assured, your husband has been rescued by us, let go of your obsession and go to reincarnation. .”
"Is it all right so soon?" Fat Sister said in surprise and joy.
"Well, he didn't want to leave at first, but I spent ten years of cultivation to help him eliminate his crimes, so that he can have a good pregnancy in his next life, so he agreed to leave immediately." Monk Baoya said with a heartache.
Fat sister was immediately happy, and ordered her younger brother to seal more red envelopes for the masters, and several monks were happily sent out by the servants.
"Hmph, you want to blackmail me?" The fat lady turned around and yelled confidently, "Now let me see who else will back you up!"
"Look, let me tell you that their 800 million yuan is not so easy to get." Li Yi sighed, "You said no, and I didn't want to bother them. It's okay for them to be cheap, but they insist on sending it to your door again. Let's It would be embarrassing if you don’t continue.”
"What did you say?" Fat Sister was a little confused.
"I said that those monks were purely cover-ups. If you don't believe me, look back."
Fat sister and brother-in-law turned their heads suspiciously, and suddenly let out a scream, and sat down on the ground.
Zhu Dakui's face was full of anger, his eyes were wide open, and he walked towards the siblings step by step. The two sat on the ground and moved their buttocks backwards. This time they were completely frightened.
"Brother Zhao, don't rush to get revenge, let them transfer the money first." Li Yi said.
"Yes, we give money, we give money!" the brother-in-law yelled.
"Old Zhao, we are a husband and wife, don't hurt me, don't kill me, I will give you money, I will raise your son as my own, please let me go..." Fat sister burst into tears, if it was Zhao Weicheng on the other side , I guess he really softened his heart - that guy's original idea was to take his son home as an adopted child.
"Hmph, do you still know about couples?" Li Yi said a lesson, "Aren't you the ones who asked the monk to recite the scriptures just now? Stop talking nonsense, transfer the money quickly, and then see if Big Brother Zhao is happy or not, let you go Bar!"
"Okay, okay, let's transfer the money now."
The siblings got up from the ground while talking, but Li Yi pointed at his younger brother and said, "One person is enough to transfer the money, you stay!"
The siblings are of one mind, and taking a hostage is not afraid that they will not come back after going out.
Xu Yuyan's account had been given to them a long time ago. The fat lady stumbled out and left, but she ran into two attendants just downstairs, but they were two guys who went to the suburban county to invite the master back. The master who was scared away by the ghost was an old man, wearing an inconspicuous ragged vest and kicking slippers on his feet.
As soon as the fat sister said that Zhao Weicheng appeared again after the monk chanted the scriptures just now, the attendant urged the master to go up and kill the ghost. The fat sister thought about 800 million and thought that her brother was still in his hands. Finally, she gritted her teeth and said : "Then trouble the master."
The master looked up at the upstairs, and then said: "The ghostly spirit is soaring! I'm sorry, you should send me home."
The two attendants were dumbfounded and shouted: "Master, you can't just ignore death."
"It's not that I don't want to save you, it's that I can't save you." The master also felt bitter. You said that I was fooling the country people, and it was fine to earn some cigarettes and alcohol. Let me go to the city to catch ghosts. It sounds like it is true. , there is no way to do this job, maybe if my life is gone, who cares?
"You, are you a liar too?" Fat Sister was desperate.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just too ignorant, you'd better hire another master." The master sat in the back of the car without saying a word, even if the work can't be done, they won't be charged for their labor, but at least they have to be responsible Send yourself home!
(End of this chapter)
Xu Yuyan didn't plan to ask for the 800 million, and Li Yi was too lazy to meddle in his own business. He wanted to go back and pick up the child and leave, but Zhao Weicheng's wife, brother-in-law, and four monks were standing at the door of the house.
"What do you want to do?" Xu Yuyan asked fearfully, she had been bullied so much that she was psychologically shadowed.
Zhao Weicheng's wife stared and said, "Open the door, I want to do a ritual for my husband, to help him reincarnate earlier."
"Superbirth will be fined!" Li Yi interrupted and said with a smile, "Master, how much did you charge?"
The fat monk with buck teeth looked unhappy: "This benefactor, it is the duty of our Buddhist disciples to save the deceased. Talking about money is too vulgar!"
"Volunteer labor? That means no money?" Li Yi said happily.
"Hey, this is about resignation. The donor can just add some lamp oil to the Buddha. It doesn't matter if you give more or less. It all depends on the sincerity of the donor." The great monk said hurriedly. If Chaodu is the husband of the fat woman, why he came to Xiaosan instead of her house? That's not what he cares about.
"Hey, I still need money after talking for a long time!" Li Yi said with disdain, "But I advise you, this money is not easy to earn, the ghost of Brother Zhao is really in the house!"
"Hehe, I have been a monk since I was a child and learned the supernatural powers of Buddhism, and it is no problem to save the dead!" The great monk said in a full tone. After all, it is not uncommon to encounter ghosts in so many years. In the end, it is nothing more than someone pretending to be a ghost. He knows all the routines. .
"It's up to you." Li Yi pouted to let Xu Yuyan open the door, and pushed the wheelchair into the living room.
Zhao Weicheng's son was still sleeping in the bedroom, and Zhu Dakui was standing at the entrance, but he was invisible at the moment, and no one else could see him except Li Yi.
"Where's my husband!" Zhao Weicheng's wife yelled as soon as she entered the door, walking past Zhu Dakui without knowing it.
The four monks and brother-in-law followed closely behind, but they also couldn't see Zhu Dakui's existence, so Li Yi knew it in his heart-how could these monks have any real skills?
But Zhu Dakui was drumming in his heart, and he followed Li Yi and said, "Boss, are these monks trying to catch me?"
Li Yi couldn't talk to him, and Zhu Dakui said again: "Although these guys don't seem to have much cultivation, according to the rules, they have nothing to do with this matter directly. If I want to show up, the ghosts below will probably find me I'm in trouble..."
"Haha, my brother-in-law is no longer there. It is estimated that several masters have advanced cultivation, and they scared him away as soon as they appeared on the stage!" The servant who invited the monk immediately began to praise him.
"Master is really amazing, haha!" My brother-in-law said happily.
"But Master, this is not the solution. If you are here, my husband will hide. What if he comes back after you leave?" Fat Sister said.
"Hehe, it's okay, after we finish the ritual, we can save him for a while." Baoya monk said with a happy smile—as expected, it was just another pretending situation, and the next step is nothing more than a show, and we agreed The 3000 yuan you received was in hand.
So the four monks took a posture, cleared a small space in the middle of the living room, sat cross-legged on the floor and began to chant scriptures, their murmuring voices couldn't make out what they were chanting at all.
After reading the scriptures for more than ten minutes, Baoya monk couldn't wait to finish the work, stood up and said with a smile: "Madam, you can rest assured, your husband has been rescued by us, let go of your obsession and go to reincarnation. .”
"Is it all right so soon?" Fat Sister said in surprise and joy.
"Well, he didn't want to leave at first, but I spent ten years of cultivation to help him eliminate his crimes, so that he can have a good pregnancy in his next life, so he agreed to leave immediately." Monk Baoya said with a heartache.
Fat sister was immediately happy, and ordered her younger brother to seal more red envelopes for the masters, and several monks were happily sent out by the servants.
"Hmph, you want to blackmail me?" The fat lady turned around and yelled confidently, "Now let me see who else will back you up!"
"Look, let me tell you that their 800 million yuan is not so easy to get." Li Yi sighed, "You said no, and I didn't want to bother them. It's okay for them to be cheap, but they insist on sending it to your door again. Let's It would be embarrassing if you don’t continue.”
"What did you say?" Fat Sister was a little confused.
"I said that those monks were purely cover-ups. If you don't believe me, look back."
Fat sister and brother-in-law turned their heads suspiciously, and suddenly let out a scream, and sat down on the ground.
Zhu Dakui's face was full of anger, his eyes were wide open, and he walked towards the siblings step by step. The two sat on the ground and moved their buttocks backwards. This time they were completely frightened.
"Brother Zhao, don't rush to get revenge, let them transfer the money first." Li Yi said.
"Yes, we give money, we give money!" the brother-in-law yelled.
"Old Zhao, we are a husband and wife, don't hurt me, don't kill me, I will give you money, I will raise your son as my own, please let me go..." Fat sister burst into tears, if it was Zhao Weicheng on the other side , I guess he really softened his heart - that guy's original idea was to take his son home as an adopted child.
"Hmph, do you still know about couples?" Li Yi said a lesson, "Aren't you the ones who asked the monk to recite the scriptures just now? Stop talking nonsense, transfer the money quickly, and then see if Big Brother Zhao is happy or not, let you go Bar!"
"Okay, okay, let's transfer the money now."
The siblings got up from the ground while talking, but Li Yi pointed at his younger brother and said, "One person is enough to transfer the money, you stay!"
The siblings are of one mind, and taking a hostage is not afraid that they will not come back after going out.
Xu Yuyan's account had been given to them a long time ago. The fat lady stumbled out and left, but she ran into two attendants just downstairs, but they were two guys who went to the suburban county to invite the master back. The master who was scared away by the ghost was an old man, wearing an inconspicuous ragged vest and kicking slippers on his feet.
As soon as the fat sister said that Zhao Weicheng appeared again after the monk chanted the scriptures just now, the attendant urged the master to go up and kill the ghost. The fat sister thought about 800 million and thought that her brother was still in his hands. Finally, she gritted her teeth and said : "Then trouble the master."
The master looked up at the upstairs, and then said: "The ghostly spirit is soaring! I'm sorry, you should send me home."
The two attendants were dumbfounded and shouted: "Master, you can't just ignore death."
"It's not that I don't want to save you, it's that I can't save you." The master also felt bitter. You said that I was fooling the country people, and it was fine to earn some cigarettes and alcohol. Let me go to the city to catch ghosts. It sounds like it is true. , there is no way to do this job, maybe if my life is gone, who cares?
"You, are you a liar too?" Fat Sister was desperate.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just too ignorant, you'd better hire another master." The master sat in the back of the car without saying a word, even if the work can't be done, they won't be charged for their labor, but at least they have to be responsible Send yourself home!
(End of this chapter)
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