someone under me
Chapter 287 Free Labor
Chapter 287 Free Labor
"Are you going to demolish this place?" Li Yi smiled, "Do you know where this is?"
"The den of monsters..." said the monk.
Li Yi smiled disdainfully, chatting for a long time, Li Yi has already grasped the mind of this monk Xuanyun.To be honest, he is really not a bad person, he is just a bit stubborn. In his concept, people are people, monsters are monsters, right is right, wrong is wrong, it seems that his eyes only have black, white and bright colors, and there is no transitional gray part.
This kind of person is easy to cause headaches, but in fact it is easy to fool.
"Let me tell you, there is a nursing home in front of this place, and there are more than 100 elderly people living in it, and the oldest grade is 98." Li Yi said with a smile, "You also know that the elderly are easily frightened, you have to put this What if you scare those old people? If you scare one of them to death, your crime will be serious."
"I... I won't tear down the house, I'll just arrest you and send this ghost to the underworld!" The monk shouted again.
"Hehe, do you know who I am? I am the owner of a nursing home. The old people have a good relationship with me. If they know that I am dead, they will definitely be sad. If someone is too sad and dies, it is still your fault." " Li Yi said so much that he couldn't help laughing, "There is also this old ghost, do you know who he is? It turns out that he is a tolerance from the underworld. Well, old man, are you a judge or a bull-headed horse face? Anyway? He was expelled from the underworld, you sent him to the underworld, it was like sending him home, and he came back in a blink of an eye, what do you think you are busy with?"
"I, then I also want to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and maintain the order of the Yin and Yang realms!" The monk said this time that he was strong on the outside.
"Hehe, this doesn't seem to be your job." Li Yi took out the Yin-Yang Token again with a smile, and said, "You don't even know what this is, you are so loud!"
"What is that?" The monk's tone sounded guilty.
"This is called the Yin Yang Order, which is the token of the wandering god." Li Yi said with a smile, "I am the wandering god, and I am responsible for dealing with the wandering souls in the yang world. Would you like me to popularize the laws of the underworld for you? Ghosts want to be caught, what kind of ghosts can allow them to stay in the world?"
"Impossible! If you are a wandering spirit, how can you allow evil spirits to harm people!" The monk shouted again.
"It's not that I let her harm people, but that I'm still helping her to harm people!" Li Yi said, "She is taking revenge. The underworld has regulations on revenge for evil spirits. Because revenge kills people, they must be punished. But do you know how tragic her death was? Do you know how much resentment she had? She took revenge voluntarily, and after taking revenge, her resentment will disappear, and she can continue to be a good person in the next life, do you know that?"
The monk was dumbfounded. What happened today was obviously beyond his expectation. It seemed that many rules were completely different from his previous understanding.
Li Yi didn't care about him, and just continued to lie on the recliner, taking a sip with his teacup in his arms.
The old Taoist also seemed to understand what was going on with the monk, and said with a smile: "Monk, you just came out of the mountain, right?"
"How do you know?" The monk looked at the old man, but he disliked him as a ghost.
"Looking at your posture, you have never seen the market." The old man said with a smile, "Then what, where did you become a monk, and who is your master?"
"Amitabha, my master is the head of Yuandao of Mount Wutai." The monk said.
"Oh, do you still have an uncle named Shentong?" The old man grinned and said, "No? What about Zhongtong?"
"No, my master is from Yuan Dynasty, but there is an uncle named Yuan Da." The monk said honestly.
Li Yi couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, don't bully him. Then what, Master Xuanyun, let me ask you a personal question. You just came out of the mountain, why did you deal with the boss of the real estate company?" gone?"
"Oh, you mean Boss Qian, my master asked me to find him, and I made friends with him when my master went down the mountain." The monk smiled embarrassedly.
Li Yi couldn't help sighing, look, this is the hero's setting, to practice in the deep mountains, go down the mountain after learning, seek refuge with a rich boss, start to slay demons and protect the world...
"Then what, let me ask you another question, how much money does the boss pay you a month?" Li Yi couldn't help asking again.
It is said that Master Li is worrying recently. It is free to pick up one job, and you even have to deposit money into it for another job. You can only earn 1000 million in the year of the monkey.Therefore, Master Li's biggest thought recently is to get to know a few rich bosses. It would be best if they all have restless homes and need to help them catch ghosts...
"Uh, Mr. Qian didn't pay me a salary. He has been taking care of my food and drink, and even made me this cassock and monk robe." The monk said, "But he said that when I finished my experience and sent me back to the mountain, he would pay me Donate a sum of sesame oil money to our temple."
Li Yi has a bunch of teeth, but this boss has a good plan. Is this using free labor?
"Hey, monk, what do you know?"
As a small boss with the potential to be a profiteer, Li Yi will of course make plans.
"Oh, I can recite scriptures, the Diamond Sutra, the Great Compassion Mantra, the Paramita Heart Sutra..." the monk counted with his fingers.
"Stop, that's not what I'm talking about, what kind of spells do you know, how do you catch ghosts and eliminate demons?" Li Yi said.
"Chanting scriptures." The monk was serious.
Li Yi slapped his forehead, is this guy really stupid?
"Hehe, the supernatural powers of Buddhism are different from Taoism." The old Taoist said with a smile, "Eminent monks with great merit and virtue are all able to give alms and enlightenment through chanting scriptures, and achieve the effect of using magic."
Li Yi blinked, remembering that every time the monk was about to go to war, he held up the Buddhist beads, as if he was about to chant sutras.Although I haven't seen the effect, this seems to save energy. Compared with hunting ghosts, I have to fight and use spells, which is much easier.
"So powerful? Monk, how long have you been studying to learn how to chant scriptures like that?" Li Yi had the idea of stealing the teacher.
"My master said that I have the roots of wisdom, and I have learned supernatural powers in less than 30 years, but their brothers have learned 60 years to learn supernatural powers..." the monk said.
Li Yi immediately gave up the idea of changing his career to become a monk.
"Well, it's not bad." Li Yi said, "Well, you are also a righteous person who subdues demons and eliminates demons. If you have nothing to do in the future, you can come to my place to play often. In case we want to catch ghosts , you can also lend a helping hand, and you can also accumulate some merit."
"Oh, then I will bother you in the future." The monk said.
"What do you say to disturb or not, you can just live here. You see that there are many empty houses." Li Yi said with a smile, "Well, if you want to live here, I will take care of the meals, and I will also pay you wages to make money. Go back to add sesame oil to your temple..."
"How can I do that? I promised Boss Qian..." the monk hesitated.
"It's okay, you tell Boss Qian that he can come to you anytime he needs something, and it's not far from the city, hehe..." Li Yi smiled treacherously.
The monk thought about it again, and said, "It's okay for me to live here and help you catch ghosts, and I don't want your salary, but I have one condition, that is, you can't let that female ghost today harm people."
"Hey, you didn't understand after talking for a long time? She was going for revenge, purely voluntary." Li Yi said weakly.
"Well, that's fine. Before she harms someone, you have to find a chance for me to persuade her." The monk said, "If I can't persuade her, just let her take revenge."
"Okay, it's settled!" Li Yi felt that he had made a lot of money, no matter whether the monk persuaded him or not, he could still accept this little brother who didn't need salary...
(End of this chapter)
"Are you going to demolish this place?" Li Yi smiled, "Do you know where this is?"
"The den of monsters..." said the monk.
Li Yi smiled disdainfully, chatting for a long time, Li Yi has already grasped the mind of this monk Xuanyun.To be honest, he is really not a bad person, he is just a bit stubborn. In his concept, people are people, monsters are monsters, right is right, wrong is wrong, it seems that his eyes only have black, white and bright colors, and there is no transitional gray part.
This kind of person is easy to cause headaches, but in fact it is easy to fool.
"Let me tell you, there is a nursing home in front of this place, and there are more than 100 elderly people living in it, and the oldest grade is 98." Li Yi said with a smile, "You also know that the elderly are easily frightened, you have to put this What if you scare those old people? If you scare one of them to death, your crime will be serious."
"I... I won't tear down the house, I'll just arrest you and send this ghost to the underworld!" The monk shouted again.
"Hehe, do you know who I am? I am the owner of a nursing home. The old people have a good relationship with me. If they know that I am dead, they will definitely be sad. If someone is too sad and dies, it is still your fault." " Li Yi said so much that he couldn't help laughing, "There is also this old ghost, do you know who he is? It turns out that he is a tolerance from the underworld. Well, old man, are you a judge or a bull-headed horse face? Anyway? He was expelled from the underworld, you sent him to the underworld, it was like sending him home, and he came back in a blink of an eye, what do you think you are busy with?"
"I, then I also want to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and maintain the order of the Yin and Yang realms!" The monk said this time that he was strong on the outside.
"Hehe, this doesn't seem to be your job." Li Yi took out the Yin-Yang Token again with a smile, and said, "You don't even know what this is, you are so loud!"
"What is that?" The monk's tone sounded guilty.
"This is called the Yin Yang Order, which is the token of the wandering god." Li Yi said with a smile, "I am the wandering god, and I am responsible for dealing with the wandering souls in the yang world. Would you like me to popularize the laws of the underworld for you? Ghosts want to be caught, what kind of ghosts can allow them to stay in the world?"
"Impossible! If you are a wandering spirit, how can you allow evil spirits to harm people!" The monk shouted again.
"It's not that I let her harm people, but that I'm still helping her to harm people!" Li Yi said, "She is taking revenge. The underworld has regulations on revenge for evil spirits. Because revenge kills people, they must be punished. But do you know how tragic her death was? Do you know how much resentment she had? She took revenge voluntarily, and after taking revenge, her resentment will disappear, and she can continue to be a good person in the next life, do you know that?"
The monk was dumbfounded. What happened today was obviously beyond his expectation. It seemed that many rules were completely different from his previous understanding.
Li Yi didn't care about him, and just continued to lie on the recliner, taking a sip with his teacup in his arms.
The old Taoist also seemed to understand what was going on with the monk, and said with a smile: "Monk, you just came out of the mountain, right?"
"How do you know?" The monk looked at the old man, but he disliked him as a ghost.
"Looking at your posture, you have never seen the market." The old man said with a smile, "Then what, where did you become a monk, and who is your master?"
"Amitabha, my master is the head of Yuandao of Mount Wutai." The monk said.
"Oh, do you still have an uncle named Shentong?" The old man grinned and said, "No? What about Zhongtong?"
"No, my master is from Yuan Dynasty, but there is an uncle named Yuan Da." The monk said honestly.
Li Yi couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, don't bully him. Then what, Master Xuanyun, let me ask you a personal question. You just came out of the mountain, why did you deal with the boss of the real estate company?" gone?"
"Oh, you mean Boss Qian, my master asked me to find him, and I made friends with him when my master went down the mountain." The monk smiled embarrassedly.
Li Yi couldn't help sighing, look, this is the hero's setting, to practice in the deep mountains, go down the mountain after learning, seek refuge with a rich boss, start to slay demons and protect the world...
"Then what, let me ask you another question, how much money does the boss pay you a month?" Li Yi couldn't help asking again.
It is said that Master Li is worrying recently. It is free to pick up one job, and you even have to deposit money into it for another job. You can only earn 1000 million in the year of the monkey.Therefore, Master Li's biggest thought recently is to get to know a few rich bosses. It would be best if they all have restless homes and need to help them catch ghosts...
"Uh, Mr. Qian didn't pay me a salary. He has been taking care of my food and drink, and even made me this cassock and monk robe." The monk said, "But he said that when I finished my experience and sent me back to the mountain, he would pay me Donate a sum of sesame oil money to our temple."
Li Yi has a bunch of teeth, but this boss has a good plan. Is this using free labor?
"Hey, monk, what do you know?"
As a small boss with the potential to be a profiteer, Li Yi will of course make plans.
"Oh, I can recite scriptures, the Diamond Sutra, the Great Compassion Mantra, the Paramita Heart Sutra..." the monk counted with his fingers.
"Stop, that's not what I'm talking about, what kind of spells do you know, how do you catch ghosts and eliminate demons?" Li Yi said.
"Chanting scriptures." The monk was serious.
Li Yi slapped his forehead, is this guy really stupid?
"Hehe, the supernatural powers of Buddhism are different from Taoism." The old Taoist said with a smile, "Eminent monks with great merit and virtue are all able to give alms and enlightenment through chanting scriptures, and achieve the effect of using magic."
Li Yi blinked, remembering that every time the monk was about to go to war, he held up the Buddhist beads, as if he was about to chant sutras.Although I haven't seen the effect, this seems to save energy. Compared with hunting ghosts, I have to fight and use spells, which is much easier.
"So powerful? Monk, how long have you been studying to learn how to chant scriptures like that?" Li Yi had the idea of stealing the teacher.
"My master said that I have the roots of wisdom, and I have learned supernatural powers in less than 30 years, but their brothers have learned 60 years to learn supernatural powers..." the monk said.
Li Yi immediately gave up the idea of changing his career to become a monk.
"Well, it's not bad." Li Yi said, "Well, you are also a righteous person who subdues demons and eliminates demons. If you have nothing to do in the future, you can come to my place to play often. In case we want to catch ghosts , you can also lend a helping hand, and you can also accumulate some merit."
"Oh, then I will bother you in the future." The monk said.
"What do you say to disturb or not, you can just live here. You see that there are many empty houses." Li Yi said with a smile, "Well, if you want to live here, I will take care of the meals, and I will also pay you wages to make money. Go back to add sesame oil to your temple..."
"How can I do that? I promised Boss Qian..." the monk hesitated.
"It's okay, you tell Boss Qian that he can come to you anytime he needs something, and it's not far from the city, hehe..." Li Yi smiled treacherously.
The monk thought about it again, and said, "It's okay for me to live here and help you catch ghosts, and I don't want your salary, but I have one condition, that is, you can't let that female ghost today harm people."
"Hey, you didn't understand after talking for a long time? She was going for revenge, purely voluntary." Li Yi said weakly.
"Well, that's fine. Before she harms someone, you have to find a chance for me to persuade her." The monk said, "If I can't persuade her, just let her take revenge."
"Okay, it's settled!" Li Yi felt that he had made a lot of money, no matter whether the monk persuaded him or not, he could still accept this little brother who didn't need salary...
(End of this chapter)
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