someone under me

Chapter 74
Barbie doll is very beautiful, with big eyes, small mouth, long eyelashes, big breasts, thin waist, thin buttocks, little girls will love it when they see it.

But this thing is just made into a toy to attract people's liking, so if you really want to make it a real person?
Li Yi remembered reading news on the Internet that more than one foreign beauty had plastic surgery to look like a Barbie doll, and Li Yi had goosebumps all over his body when he saw the photo.

"Well, there is still mana left on it. It should be this thing that made him look like this." The old man squatted down and checked the Barbie doll, then turned his head to look at a shelf of various liquors.

"I'm convinced, he can still masturbate after becoming a real person like this..." Lin Yi shook his head and smiled wryly, "Old Dao, can this guy be saved?"

"It's almost hopeless," the old Taoist said without turning his head. "I guess [-]% of this guy is still a baby, otherwise Tuoyangcheng would have belched a long time ago, and now there is still the last breath of Yangqi left."

"Then what do we do now?" Li Yi asked.

"Take him outside to bask in the sun first, and then get him something to replenish his yang energy," said the old man.

Li Yi had no choice but to go back to the nursing home and find a wheelchair. He wrapped Song Yang in a big bath towel, threw him on the wheelchair and pushed him to the side of the road.After 10 minutes in the sun, Song Yang woke up, humming so much that he didn't even have the energy to speak.

"Are you so capable, can you kill a Barbie doll?" Li Yi sneered, ignoring the guy's confused face, and just told him to watch the door, while he took a taxi and ran away Go buy a tonic.

The prescriptions prescribed by the old man were never cheap, and it cost hundreds of dollars just for a package of medicine. When Li Yi came back, he didn't even dare to rent a taxi, and squeezed the bus with the soup decocted on the spot.

After a long day of work, it was almost evening. After drinking the soup, Song Yang's complexion began to improve, and his head became clear, but he couldn't believe what he said.

Li Yi didn't dare to let him look after the store alone, so he repaired the lock on the shutter door, and pushed him back to the nursing home with a wheelchair.

Li Yi went to the cafeteria to have dinner first, then bought a few extra dishes and went back to the backyard, set up a small table and put down a portion for Song Yang to have dinner, and then took another portion and placed it on another table to reward the old man, of course there are also A bottle of wine brought back from the small supermarket, and Zhu Dakui's cigarettes, as for the thief ghost, he basically has no sense of existence, whether he can mix food and drink depends entirely on his ability.

"Eat, drink, and smoke." Li Yi sent out an invitation, so that ghosts could receive the offering.

"Who are you talking to?" Song Yang couldn't help asking.

"It's about you, eat quickly." Li Yi turned his head and glanced at him.

"Hurry up and eat too," Song Yang glanced at the table, he thought it belonged to Li Yi, "You're so particular about it, let's just put it together and eat it..."

Li Yi ignored him, just took out the cigarette case and lit one.

The behavior of the old Zhang family is really unbearable. He wants to hurt himself, and Li Yi can bear it for a while, but he doesn't even let Song Yang go. This is a bit too much-I don't believe they don't know Song Yang is Even a mortal who doesn't know magic and has no morals will not let it go!
He had been hesitating to scare his hands to death, but now Li Yi made up his mind - if he continues to babble like this, I will hit you, and you will return it to me, who knows what their target will be next time? Who is it?

But it's not that easy to kill old man Zhang. First of all, that fat man is not easy.

Li Yixun thought that waiting like this was not an option. That fat man came tonight, that's all. If he didn't come, wouldn't it be a waste of time to worry about it all night?After all, there is no reason to guard against thieves for a thousand days, so if you don't make it, just take the initiative to attack!

"Old man, do you know how to cut paper-cut figures, or make a Barbie doll?" Li Yi asked.

"This kind of crooked way, poor Taoists don't bother to learn it!" The old man looked arrogant.

"Heh, you are a righteous person? Then you still manipulate others to play tricks... Oh, by the way, can't you manipulate people? That's fine!" Li Yi said, slapping his thigh.

"Damn, are you crazy? Who are you talking to?" Song Yang's eyes suddenly widened.

"Tsk, I forgot about you." Li Yi nodded his head. He really didn't want Song Yang to know too much and get too involved. After all, this guy is a big speaker, and the gossip around the nursing home is spread through him. If you really want to let him know that there are ghosts in this world, the result...he will definitely be sent to a mental hospital.

"Are you really nervous?" Song Yang suddenly felt chilly all over his body.

"Well, that's right, I have the habit of talking to myself." Li Yi said with a scalp.

"Nonsense!" Song Yang suddenly trembled, "Are you talking to a ghost?"

"Nothing." Li Yi immediately denied.

"Don't lie to me, I guessed it a long time ago!" Song Yang took a deep breath and calmed down, "After you got into a car accident, you suddenly became obsessed. At the beginning, Fang Ting dared to say that you can tell fortunes. I still believed it, but The Zhang family's affairs are so strange, and I don't know what happened last night to make me half-dead, unless there are ghosts, otherwise many things can't be explained at all..."

"It's okay to talk to him, after all, he is considered a party if he almost died." The old man said, taking a sip of his wine.

"This guy is actually a nice guy. Although he scolded me when he burned the paper last time, he wanted to persuade people to follow the right path." Zhu Dakui followed suit after taking a puff of cigarette.

"Well, that's fine!" Li Yi gritted his teeth and nodded, "Da Kui, show up and let him take a look."

Zhu Dakui grinned, took a puff of cigarette, and his body began to become faintly visible.

"look!"

Li Yi signaled Song Yang to turn his head.

"Damn!" Song Yang shuddered, his scalp numb and his whole body stiff.

"Fuck, why are you showing the back of your head!" Li Yi scolded Zhu Dakui, then turned to Song Yang and said, "Yes, there is indeed a ghost, and I was talking to a ghost just now."

"Big brother, you must be scared, haha." Zhu Dakui turned around and grinned.

Song Yang was a little dumbfounded, as if Ye Gong loves dragons.

Ye Gong is indeed a good dragon, but when he suddenly saw something that he couldn't see normally, anyone would be afraid!Even if Song Yang was mentally prepared, how could he not be afraid at this moment?
"Don't worry, he is my little brother, and he won't hurt you." Li Yi said, "There is another one here... By the way, old man, I don't know your last name yet."

"You just remembered?" the old Taoist said angrily. gone."

Li Yi touched it, and it seemed that something was wrong...

"Also, there are still ghosts?" Song Yang said.

"This is Daoist Li, that... thief, what's your name? Forget it, don't ask." Li Yi said.

The poor thief was about to make a big report, but the second half of the sentence made him hurt his self-esteem.

"The two of them can't show their real bodies, you can't see them." Li Yi said again, "I died once and got yin and yang eyes. Everything during this period is related to ghosts. Let's talk about the specifics later. The key issue now is that the Zhang family wanted to take revenge on us without paying us, you were enchanted last night, that's why you masturbated to a Barbie doll until dawn..."

(End of this chapter)