Hundred Refinements Divine Body
Chapter 10 Tiandaozong has a funny comparison
Chapter 10 Tiandaozong has a funny comparison
The thin nerves of the young man in black seemed to be crushed and shattered by a galloping horse.Sure enough, after staying in the mountains for a long time, he has no experience. Wu Tian despises him for coming home.
Since people don't accept it, it's fine, but what kind of trouble is it for you, a protective beast, to stop you from leaving like a trouser leg!
"I said brother, you are pulling my pants, but they are about to fall off." Wu Tian said helplessly to the jade lion.The Jade Lion also understood what he heard. Since he didn't leave, it was fine. He turned around and roared at the other stone-like Jade Lion. As a result, the other Jade Lion led a cub and came to look for Wu Tian to act like a baby.
Once again, the nerves of everyone present were refreshed by Wu Tian's powerful attraction.Those who come to apprentice may not know much about it, but at least they know that Tiandaozong is the leader of the decent sect, especially this guardian fairy beast is well-known in the cultivation world, but the black-clothed youth and the red-skirted woman are different. They are all inner disciples who have been in the sect for many years, and this time they have accepted the mission in the sect to guide this time the ceremony of opening the sect and accepting disciples.Simply put, they are the moderators.
Who would have thought that tomorrow, when the gate of the mountain was about to be opened to accept apprentices, such an incomparably delicate flower would cause such a big scene.The two inner disciples looked at Wu Tian who was enjoying the jade lion rubbing back and forth, their hearts trembled at the same time, and there was a trace of cold sweat on their backs. Such a strange character could not have something ulterior motives with the head daughter Well, it's not impossible to be the suzerain's illegitimate son.
It's no wonder that the two inner disciples were suspicious. After Wu Tian's various refreshing nerves went offline, the two suddenly remembered an "invincible" existence in the inner sect. The figures of the two kept overlapping in their minds. Unfortunately, Can't match.That invincible existence and the seemingly gender gap in front of him must be too big.
Wu Tian looked at the family of jade lions in front of him that had shrunk more than ten times as if there was an air leak, and one male and one female brought the cubs.
Just as Wu Tian was observing the miniaturized guardian beast, a burst of laughter came from the mountain, it should be a laugh like a psychopath, "Wow hahaha, who is the master who came to attack Tiandaozong! It’s really disappointing!”
Wu Tian said in his heart: Welcome your sister from afar!You're in hilarious mode now.By the way, who is this fat girl?Looking at the expression of the young man in black, like a daughter-in-law meeting a rogue father-in-law, it seems that this strange little girl in pajamas has a lot of background.
The nerves of the young man in black who had just been repaired were almost shattered again. It was really raining all night in a dilapidated house. This one strange thing was not enough, and here came another one, but neither of the two strange things seemed to be offended!The host's task had been known to be such a difficult dungeon, and the young man in black would not pick it up even if he was killed. The young man in black looked at the hands that received the task, wishing he could cut them off, but held back.
On one side is the suzerain's daughter, and on the other side is the young apprentice who can make the guarding fairy beast act coquettishly and cutely. The young man in black made a very wise decision, and quickly rushed to the fat girl in pajamas and bowed respectfully. "Inner sect disciple xx pays respects to Elder Sister..."
Wu Tian looked at the young man in black, and he really despised him even more. He really is a supporting role.Even the name was spoken, and it was dropped by harmony.Watching xx in black explain everything in a very short period of time like spitting out beans, he really is the material to be a host, with clear layers, detailed descriptions, and adding his own point of view from time to time, he really is a matchmaker material.Fortunately, Wu Tian didn't say it, otherwise, the nerves of the **** in black would be destroyed to what extent, and maybe they would give two old blood as a gift in friendship.
By the way, the fat girl who listened to the young man in black's narration, the more she listened, the brighter her eyes became.After finishing his speech, the young man in black hurriedly pulled the woman in the red dress who came with him, stepped on the flying sword and left. After walking not far, he heard the enchanting young man behind him shouting, "Young man, I think you have extraordinary talents, why don't you follow me?" Go down the mountain and be a matchmaker!" The young man in black trembled, almost breaking the Taoist heart that he had cultivated for a hundred years, his body trembled wildly, and even the aura of the flying sword under his feet was a little disordered, so he hurriedly channeled the aura, and disappeared like his butt on fire figure.
It is estimated that with the presence of two strange things, it is not impossible for him to die on the spot.
After watching the young man in black flee, the fat girl made the first move, "Brother, I saw you today, and I was shocked. I don't know how we sworn brothers with different surnames!" After speaking, she pulled out the 36D chest. a bowl.Everyone present was wiped out with a flaw. Of course, the flaw was Wu Tian. Except for Wu Tian, everyone present had their knees shattered all over the place.
"Come on, brother, let's bleed to recognize our relatives...recognize our brothers." After speaking, he patted the majestic twin peaks boldly.
Wu Tian understood this time, didn't this guy turn on the funny competition mode, this guy is basically a battle competition in the funny competition!
Before Wu Tian could reply, the fat girl made another move, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Gu and my name is Wei."
What the hell is that?Just as Wu Tian wanted to ask, the fat girl Gu Wei gave a perfect make-up, "Just call me Viagra." Now even Wu Tian couldn't calm down, Viagra...is really a good name.
"Don't worry, sir, I'm Gufeng, no, Gufeng is my old man, with me here, I'll definitely accept you." Behind Wu Tian, Mu Tiezhu's face was full of black lines. This guy is really unusual, and he had heard of it before Tiandaozong has a wonderful flower, I didn't expect to see it today, and I really underestimated it.
Before Gu Wei could speak again, a golden ring suddenly flew from the mountain like lightning, and wrapped it around Gu Wei's neck with lightning speed.
Gu Wei was dragged into the mountain like a dead dog, and the screams of Gu Wei killing a dog remained in the air. Apart from the screams, he still told Wu Tian: Remember to find me after you get started! ! !
Seeing that only the bowl was left spinning on the ground in front of him, Heiyou, two big dogs, one small dog and three puppies circled around him.Wu Tianxin said: "Tian Daozong really didn't come in vain!"To be able to meet such a rare flower.It is estimated that Tiandaozong will not be lonely in the future.
Reaching out to pick up the bowl on the ground, Wu Tian's expression changed suddenly, he thought it was an ordinary bowl, but unexpectedly, Gu Wei gave him a big gift when they met.This bowl is actually a spiritual treasure, although it is not considered the treasure of Tiandaozong, it is not bad.If it were placed on other small sects, this bowl would have long been a treasure of the family.
Wu Tian put away the spirit bowl and Mu Tiezhu found a place with few people and sat on the floor, meditating and adjusting their breath to prepare for tomorrow's disciple acceptance ceremony.
Little did they know that many people in the Tiandaozong mountain peak had noticed Wu Tian at this time.It seems that everyone is looking forward to Wu Tian's performance at tomorrow's disciple acceptance ceremony.
(End of this chapter)
The thin nerves of the young man in black seemed to be crushed and shattered by a galloping horse.Sure enough, after staying in the mountains for a long time, he has no experience. Wu Tian despises him for coming home.
Since people don't accept it, it's fine, but what kind of trouble is it for you, a protective beast, to stop you from leaving like a trouser leg!
"I said brother, you are pulling my pants, but they are about to fall off." Wu Tian said helplessly to the jade lion.The Jade Lion also understood what he heard. Since he didn't leave, it was fine. He turned around and roared at the other stone-like Jade Lion. As a result, the other Jade Lion led a cub and came to look for Wu Tian to act like a baby.
Once again, the nerves of everyone present were refreshed by Wu Tian's powerful attraction.Those who come to apprentice may not know much about it, but at least they know that Tiandaozong is the leader of the decent sect, especially this guardian fairy beast is well-known in the cultivation world, but the black-clothed youth and the red-skirted woman are different. They are all inner disciples who have been in the sect for many years, and this time they have accepted the mission in the sect to guide this time the ceremony of opening the sect and accepting disciples.Simply put, they are the moderators.
Who would have thought that tomorrow, when the gate of the mountain was about to be opened to accept apprentices, such an incomparably delicate flower would cause such a big scene.The two inner disciples looked at Wu Tian who was enjoying the jade lion rubbing back and forth, their hearts trembled at the same time, and there was a trace of cold sweat on their backs. Such a strange character could not have something ulterior motives with the head daughter Well, it's not impossible to be the suzerain's illegitimate son.
It's no wonder that the two inner disciples were suspicious. After Wu Tian's various refreshing nerves went offline, the two suddenly remembered an "invincible" existence in the inner sect. The figures of the two kept overlapping in their minds. Unfortunately, Can't match.That invincible existence and the seemingly gender gap in front of him must be too big.
Wu Tian looked at the family of jade lions in front of him that had shrunk more than ten times as if there was an air leak, and one male and one female brought the cubs.
Just as Wu Tian was observing the miniaturized guardian beast, a burst of laughter came from the mountain, it should be a laugh like a psychopath, "Wow hahaha, who is the master who came to attack Tiandaozong! It’s really disappointing!”
Wu Tian said in his heart: Welcome your sister from afar!You're in hilarious mode now.By the way, who is this fat girl?Looking at the expression of the young man in black, like a daughter-in-law meeting a rogue father-in-law, it seems that this strange little girl in pajamas has a lot of background.
The nerves of the young man in black who had just been repaired were almost shattered again. It was really raining all night in a dilapidated house. This one strange thing was not enough, and here came another one, but neither of the two strange things seemed to be offended!The host's task had been known to be such a difficult dungeon, and the young man in black would not pick it up even if he was killed. The young man in black looked at the hands that received the task, wishing he could cut them off, but held back.
On one side is the suzerain's daughter, and on the other side is the young apprentice who can make the guarding fairy beast act coquettishly and cutely. The young man in black made a very wise decision, and quickly rushed to the fat girl in pajamas and bowed respectfully. "Inner sect disciple xx pays respects to Elder Sister..."
Wu Tian looked at the young man in black, and he really despised him even more. He really is a supporting role.Even the name was spoken, and it was dropped by harmony.Watching xx in black explain everything in a very short period of time like spitting out beans, he really is the material to be a host, with clear layers, detailed descriptions, and adding his own point of view from time to time, he really is a matchmaker material.Fortunately, Wu Tian didn't say it, otherwise, the nerves of the **** in black would be destroyed to what extent, and maybe they would give two old blood as a gift in friendship.
By the way, the fat girl who listened to the young man in black's narration, the more she listened, the brighter her eyes became.After finishing his speech, the young man in black hurriedly pulled the woman in the red dress who came with him, stepped on the flying sword and left. After walking not far, he heard the enchanting young man behind him shouting, "Young man, I think you have extraordinary talents, why don't you follow me?" Go down the mountain and be a matchmaker!" The young man in black trembled, almost breaking the Taoist heart that he had cultivated for a hundred years, his body trembled wildly, and even the aura of the flying sword under his feet was a little disordered, so he hurriedly channeled the aura, and disappeared like his butt on fire figure.
It is estimated that with the presence of two strange things, it is not impossible for him to die on the spot.
After watching the young man in black flee, the fat girl made the first move, "Brother, I saw you today, and I was shocked. I don't know how we sworn brothers with different surnames!" After speaking, she pulled out the 36D chest. a bowl.Everyone present was wiped out with a flaw. Of course, the flaw was Wu Tian. Except for Wu Tian, everyone present had their knees shattered all over the place.
"Come on, brother, let's bleed to recognize our relatives...recognize our brothers." After speaking, he patted the majestic twin peaks boldly.
Wu Tian understood this time, didn't this guy turn on the funny competition mode, this guy is basically a battle competition in the funny competition!
Before Wu Tian could reply, the fat girl made another move, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Gu and my name is Wei."
What the hell is that?Just as Wu Tian wanted to ask, the fat girl Gu Wei gave a perfect make-up, "Just call me Viagra." Now even Wu Tian couldn't calm down, Viagra...is really a good name.
"Don't worry, sir, I'm Gufeng, no, Gufeng is my old man, with me here, I'll definitely accept you." Behind Wu Tian, Mu Tiezhu's face was full of black lines. This guy is really unusual, and he had heard of it before Tiandaozong has a wonderful flower, I didn't expect to see it today, and I really underestimated it.
Before Gu Wei could speak again, a golden ring suddenly flew from the mountain like lightning, and wrapped it around Gu Wei's neck with lightning speed.
Gu Wei was dragged into the mountain like a dead dog, and the screams of Gu Wei killing a dog remained in the air. Apart from the screams, he still told Wu Tian: Remember to find me after you get started! ! !
Seeing that only the bowl was left spinning on the ground in front of him, Heiyou, two big dogs, one small dog and three puppies circled around him.Wu Tianxin said: "Tian Daozong really didn't come in vain!"To be able to meet such a rare flower.It is estimated that Tiandaozong will not be lonely in the future.
Reaching out to pick up the bowl on the ground, Wu Tian's expression changed suddenly, he thought it was an ordinary bowl, but unexpectedly, Gu Wei gave him a big gift when they met.This bowl is actually a spiritual treasure, although it is not considered the treasure of Tiandaozong, it is not bad.If it were placed on other small sects, this bowl would have long been a treasure of the family.
Wu Tian put away the spirit bowl and Mu Tiezhu found a place with few people and sat on the floor, meditating and adjusting their breath to prepare for tomorrow's disciple acceptance ceremony.
Little did they know that many people in the Tiandaozong mountain peak had noticed Wu Tian at this time.It seems that everyone is looking forward to Wu Tian's performance at tomorrow's disciple acceptance ceremony.
(End of this chapter)
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