Chapter 166

In a dark corner, two pairs of eyes blinked like stars in the sky, blinking and blinking.

"bah bah bah"

"What the hell, why did Lord Dog eat so much dirt? But boy, this wave of Lord Dog has to say something to you, if you take out this talisman earlier, we don't have to be angry with that wall 'Yes, isn't it!"

"Brother Xi, this is called a routine, you know what a fart!"

"Hmph, pretending to be aggressive again, Mr. Dog is too lazy to listen to your beep."

"If you don't want to hear it, just get the hell out of here. Nima, how long are you going to hold on to my leg? Your thing is holding me up, do you know?"

"Tch, Master Dog, this is a natural reaction, it's rare for you to hug you like Master Dog!"

After saying that, Pipigou let go of Lin Xi, opened his eyes wide, and sniffed the smell of this dark place step by step. After a while, he came to a door, and then he realized that they were in a room.

"crunch"

"crunch"

"Mist grass, the ball is over, boy, this door is locked, come and help Master Dog."

"It's a big deal, solve it by yourself."

"Get rid of your sister, hurry up! Lord Dog doesn't want to live and suffer here with you!"

"."

Lin Xi was speechless for a while. After strengthening his night vision ability, he looked at the figure of this little guy bouncing around the door, and he was a little bit dumbfounded.

"bump"

A gust of wind came, and with a wave of the palm, the lock on the door of the room was easily cracked.

He opened the door, walked out, looked at the bright moon hanging above his head, and the bright moonlight falling on the ground, Pippi Dog heaved a long sigh of relief, the secret passage was finally safe.

"Boy, where are we now?" After a while, Pippi turned around and asked.

"It's just a temple." Lin Xi said.

"Miao? Hey, forget it, forget it! Let's run while there is no one!"

"Run, run, run. Where are you going?"

"Where else can we go, of course we should leave the imperial city first, otherwise the emperor will bring troops to arrest us, and we will be done for, and Lord Dog won't give you a back!"

"Listen to brother Xi, don't run away, I guess the emperor won't come to this place?"

"why?"

"Because the emperor will definitely not be able to find this place for a while, so we might as well sleep here first, and then wait until dawn before thinking about tomorrow's affairs."

"Damn, you are so calm!"

"Otherwise, Brother Xi has always been so calm." Lin Xi raised her mouth and smiled.

The next day, dawn came quietly, and Lin Xi stretched lazily. He stood up happily, with a bright smile on his face.

"Hey, hey, Pippi, wake up, let's go, it's time for us to go."

Hearing the sound, Pippi Dog opened his eyes and took a look at Lin Xi, then he frowned, got up slowly, shook his body, and asked, "Let's go, where are you going?"

"Where else can I go, of course to the palace."

"Ah, the palace? Nima, are you crazy!" Pippi Dog was still in a half-dream state, but this time he was directly awakened by Lin Xi's words.

"It's just going to the palace, what are you afraid of!" Lin Xi said with a smile.

"Uh, that, I think we should not go! Master Dog suddenly felt that he caught a cold last night, and your body is a little sick, lack of rest, you need more rest!" Pippi Gou wanted to reply The imperial palace was immediately frightened, and pretended to "yawn".

"It's okay, I'll carry you back when your body is unwell! How about it, have you been moved by Brother Xi's meticulous care?" After Lin Xi finished speaking, she immediately reached out to grab Pippi Dog's neck and lifted it Go outside the temple.

Pippi Gou's face suddenly changed, and he said in horror: "Oh, don't! Master Dog won't go, you're paralyzed! You bastard, bastard, let go of me."

At this moment in the palace hall, the emperor, empress, Han Xuan'er, and the generals who were raided by Pippi Dog were all standing in the hall.

The generals were all aggrieved and wanted an explanation.

The three emperors were also frowning. It had been a whole night, and the people they sent out hadn't found the whereabouts of Lin Xi and Pippi. This made them really not know how to explain to these generals .

"report"

"report"

At this moment, a soldier from outside the hall rushed in, then knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "Report to the emperor, look, we found them."

"What, really?" asked the Emperor.

"It's true, tell Your Majesty, they are waiting outside now."

"My dear friends, go out with me, and I will give you an explanation." The emperor slammed the armrest of the dragon chair, immediately got up and went down the steps, leading everyone out of the hall.

The queen and Han Xuan'er frowned slightly, and followed with sad faces.

I just don't know if it was intentional or not. The moment the group stepped out of the threshold of the main hall, they saw Pippi with a haggard face, squatting pitifully on the ground wagging his tail, and carrying two wooden sticks on his back. dog.

Just when everyone was surprised, Lin Xi, who was standing beside Pippi Dog, suddenly lifted Pippi Gou, and slapped Pippi Gou's dog's face with the other hand.

"Snapped!"

The moment a crisp sound appeared, Pippi turned his head instantly, pretending that Lin Xi was pushing hard.

"Snapped"

Another slap, Pippi Gou heard the sound, and continued to twist his face exaggeratedly to pretend to be in pain.

"What the hell, how does brother Xi usually teach you, to be a human being you must know the law and abide by the law, don't think that you can cross the red line of the law just because you are a dog, I tell you, there is no way!"

"Snapped"

Lin Xi continued to work, and at the same time gave Pippi a wink, and said via voice transmission: "Sister, don't just make expressions, shout twice."

"Ah! It hurts, it hurts, boy, Nimabi, it hurts, it hurts to death." Pippi immediately shouted.

"Snapped"

"That's what you deserve! Say, will you still use Lao Tzu's name to do bad things outside?"

"Snapped"

"Ask you? Tell me or not?"

Pippi Gou's eyes suddenly became dazed, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Before he turned his head this time, the dog's face was slapped abruptly, "Damn, your sister, you really hit me! Didn't you say yes?" Does the sound match?"

"Shut up, the music is interrupted, bear with it."

"Snapped"

After Lin Xi finished speaking, she slapped again, and this time Pippi was really screaming in pain.

hiss!
Looking at the red face of a dog, everyone present gasped, their faces were shocked, and they were completely stunned!

Before, I thought that one person and one dog were acting in a bitter scene, but looking at it now, it doesn't look like it!
Listening to the conversation, the generals understood that it was not an order from Lin Xi, but a decision made by the dog in his hand without authorization. For a while, everyone applauded in their hearts.

Well played, well played.

This smelly dog ​​deserves to be beaten.

Hit, hit hard, hit to death.

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I don't know how bad the writing is, there are more than 37 words, and including my own rewards, there are five people in total.From the opening of the book to the present, I have persisted for three months and earned two dollars in tipping money (the website also took two dollars). People who don’t know may think that we have gained a lot, but in fact we have nothing and are exhausted. Exhausted, very tired, I really don't want to write. I just stare blankly at the blank writing board all night. I don't even know how long I can hold on.
(End of this chapter)

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