Mountain wild man Ziwang and his wife

Chapter 279 The Monkey Show
On the day of Yin Tao's birthday, there were a few extra dishes on the Yin family's dinner table, but there was no meat.

Yin Tao was very resentful, so he ate another bowl of rice.

Yin Gui: "..." Did you lose your appetite as agreed?

In the afternoon, when the village school opened the gates, the brats rushed out like a flood, and the Yin family's litter of brats ran the fastest.

"Yin Youdi, what are you doing so fast?" Ma Sandan chased after them. "Let's go catch small fish in the river!"

The ice in the river has melted and fish can be caught.

"No, I have something to do at home today!"

"Let's play with you tomorrow!" You Cai shouted without looking back.

The children didn't go home, but went to the fruit forest. It was time for dinner, and Yin Tao found that apart from Grandpa, Grandma, Grandma and a few sisters-in-law, father and second uncle were not in the house.

But she didn't ask.

Mrs. Gu brought her a big bowl of noodles. Just as Yin Tao wanted to move her chopsticks, Mrs. Gu said, "This is birthday noodles. A bowl of noodles is a stick, so you can't bite it off."

Yin Tao: "..." So she has to swallow it?

Such a big bowl of noodles!

"Tao'er, the longer the longevity noodles, the longer the longevity!" Xu looked at her earnestly from the side, and Yin Taoxin said that when you celebrate your birthday, they are all small bowls, but when you come to her, it will become a big bowl.

This bowl of love noodles is so deep!

Yin Tao raised her face silently and pushed it into her mouth, without chewing, she just swallowed.

She said that thanks to her strong stomach function now, otherwise she would suffer from indigestion after swallowing this bowl of noodles.

After a bowl of dried noodles went into their stomachs, Xu and the others were happy. They clapped their hands and said, "Okay, Taoer's life is long!"

Yin Taoxin said, the longevity is long!

No problem!
"Tao'er is like today every year!"

"Tao'er will have no worries in the future, and will be safe and smooth!"

Several sister-in-laws also came up to say auspicious words and gave their own gifts.

Yin Tao likes it very much.

Mrs. Zhao gave a jade tablet made of suet white jade, with peony patterns carved on it.Mrs. Zhao hung the jade plaque around her neck: "Mother hopes that our Tao'er will be happy for the rest of my life."

This piece of jade is extremely smooth, and the carving is also extremely fine. At first glance, it is a high-quality product. The high-quality jade ornaments sold in the Yinlou in the county can't compare with the peony.

Needless to say, this piece of jade peony is worth a lot.

Yin Tao has long seen that there is a problem with Zhao's identity. She cannot be a woman that the farm can raise, so it is not surprising that Zhao can give her such a thing.

"Thank you, mother." Yin Tao put the peony inside the clothes, not showing it.

A peasant girl who wears a priceless jade badge and goes out wandering, is disgusted with longevity.

Of course, Yin Tao doesn't think anyone can kill her now, but she is afraid of trouble.

How annoying it is to have people staring at you all day and buzzing like flies and mosquitos!
"Mother, grandma, you guys have dinner too." Yin Tao said, after receiving so many presents, it's a bit difficult to be cold-hearted again.

Yin Tao simply stopped tense.

Of course, she didn't give up just to be able to eat meat the next day!

She could touch her non-existent conscience and say, definitely not for meat!

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

"Fathers and folks, I have just arrived at Guibao Land today. Since I have nothing to live on, I am here to perform. I hope that those who have money will make money, and those who have no money will make money!" Yin Guiti slipped a gong outside. Walking around in the yard, yelling a few words and knocking again.

"Bang!"

"Putting the momentum depends entirely on posture. Without posture, it is not a posture; if you talk about it without practicing it, it is a fake posture; if you just practice without talking about it, it is a foolish posture. Today, brother, I will play a trick for the big guys." Monkey show, let's do something real to make everyone laugh!"

"Bang!"

"Monkey play?" Yin Tao was aroused: "Grandma, why did my father learn to play monkeys? This monkey has to be taught from a young age." Where did he get the monkey to play with for a while? what!

"Monkey lifts the sedan chair!" Yin Gui yelled, and immediately four big monkeys with big arms and round waists sprang out from the surroundings.

Got it!
It's a few brothers.

I saw a few brothers wearing monkey masks and colorful clothes, scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks just like monkeys. After walking two steps, they rolled and jumped on the ground, and lively went to the corner to lift a simple chair made of The sedan chair comes out.

Then, another little monkey popped out, ran into the room, pulled Yin Tao out, pressed him on a chair, and sat down.

A few big monkeys whimpered and carried Yin Tao around the yard.

For some reason, Yin Tao's eye sockets became sore all of a sudden.

Yin Tao was sitting on the sedan chair, and a few little monkeys ran out of the yard. The little monkeys were either running around the sedan chair, or doing somersaults in the yard.

Then an old monkey ran out, the old monkey was Yin Fu's disguise, the old monkey wanted to clean up the little monkey, but unfortunately the little monkey was too slippery, every time the old monkey almost caught the little monkey.

But in the end, not only did he fail to catch the little monkey, but he was also teased by the little monkey. Either the little monkey jumped on his back and pulled his hair, or the little monkey ripped off the cabbage hanging from his clothes... …

In the end, the old monkey sat on the sofa with disheveled hair and messy clothes, kicking his legs and howling dryly.

Yin Tao couldn't hold back.

Cried.

howling!

She didn't know why, anyway, she couldn't control her emotions at all.

The embarrassment of the queen of the last days is completely lost!
Obviously she wanted to laugh, how funny is the second uncle, how funny is the father jumping up and down to explain, and the eldest brother and the others are very dedicated to carrying a sedan chair, scratching their ears and scratching their heads from time to time, and the children are doing somersaults so hard. Jumping up and down on the second uncle.

Although they are not professional, it is precisely because of this that this monkey show is extra joyful.

But she just wanted to cry.

I especially want to cry.

Hear her cry.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it would be nice if they could cry out, because if you keep holding it in your heart, you will be ruined.

Mrs. Xu rushed out and scolded: "You bastard, you still haven't put Tao'er down, and you're tossing around one by one. Look, you girls are scared, and you're all going to face the wall and think about it. No one is allowed to eat!"

Several people rushed to the wall and stood with their backs to Yin Tao and the others.

Yin Tao stood up from the chair, and Mrs. Xu hurriedly hugged her into her arms and yelled heartily, interspersing a few words of scolding Yin Gui and others from time to time.

Yin Tao kept crying and hiccupping.

After belching for a long time, she said, "Grandma, I want to eat meat tomorrow."

The creases on Xu's face burst into laughter when she heard the words: "Okay, we will eat meat tomorrow, let your second sister-in-law make more meat!"

"Grandma, let Dad and the others eat, today is my birthday."

"I'm going to roll in for dinner! They're sticking like wooden stakes. What's the matter, why do you want my old lady to bring you a big sedan chair to invite you?"

Everyone: "..." Who is it that told us to face the wall and think about our mistakes?
The men of Lao Yin's family rushed into the house like a swarm and devoured it.

No way, their grandmother (grandmother) changed her mind too quickly, and it is only her own size if she eats food in her stomach!

(End of this chapter)