Mountain wild man Ziwang and his wife
Chapter 616 Another Deer
Chapter 616 Another Deer
When Da Shui saw Yin Tao again, he hugged her and opened his mouth to cry loudly: "Sister..."
Yin Tao pinched his face fiercely, but he didn't move, the weather was cold, and the thick clothes on his body couldn't be opened.
The pain made Da Shui tremble, God damn it, he almost went bald!
Da Shui, who was quick to wit, said, "I didn't expect you to survive!"
Yin Tao pushed him away with a bit of disgust.
Lu Qi and Mr. Caolu are really amazed. Of these two brothers, one has a mean mouth and a poisonous mouth, and the other has a stupid mouth... What do you mean 'I didn't expect you to not die? '
Those who didn't know thought he was looking forward to the death of his own brother!
Crying like that, it's like mourning, and it's too real.
"Lao Qi... let the third brother see if there is anything wrong with you? Where are you hurt? Wuwuwu... If you hurt even a single hair, grandma and grandpa will beat me to death!"
"Old Qi, I scared the third brother to death. The third brother hasn't married a wife yet... It's not worthwhile to be beaten to death by grandpa and grandma like this!"
"Don't be so stupid from now on..."
"Third brother, it's none of my business, I was implicated by them!"
"And I'm really fine!"
Yin Tao hopped away with one foot, and the man burst into tears... She didn't want to be rubbed on her shoulder.
At this time, Lu Qi was walking out of the cave with a bow and arrow on his back and a quiver in his hand. Yin Tao shouted from behind: "You hunt more things. It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to follow you. Not to mention being injured and hurt, you even have your stomach in the end." Can't get enough!"
Lu Qi's back was stiff. She clenched her fists and took two deep breaths. She was not angry, not angry. If she was so angry, her body would not fit well...
Hey!
He eats the most every day!
Every time she and grandpa hadn't eaten much food on the table before he robbed it all by himself.
And even if she increased the amount of the second meal, the situation would not be much better.
"I'll go hunting with you!" Da Shui hurriedly searched around the cave, found a hatchet to hold, and hurriedly followed.
"Third brother, I want to drink chicken soup!" Yin Tao shouted towards the outside of the cave, "Got it!" Da Shui said loudly.
The two coolies left, and Yin Tao let Zhuying help her to sit next to the old man. She stared at the old man for a while, and then said, "Old man, you offended me!" Who did he kill? Did he kill the whole family? Not to mention the secret road in the residence, he also made a tricky rabbit and three caves to come out.
You have a lot of enemies!
No, if you want to force your wife to be a prostitute and kill your whole family, you have to cut the grass and root out the roots, look... you will have trouble in the future! "
Mr. Caolu burst into anger: "I killed your whole family!"
Yin Tao's expression suddenly became serious: "What you said is true? Well, there is a wrong and a debt, you have to dare to do it and admit it!"
"I……"
"you……"
The old man was so angry... he walked away!
It's just that Yin Tao clenched his sleeves in the next moment, "You are such an old man, are you living for nothing? Didn't you see that I was joking with you?"
Hehe...is there such a joke?
"It's boring...how about we play chess for a while?"
The old man turned to look at her: "Can you still play chess?"
Yin Tao nodded very seriously: "Yeah, do you think I'm ignorant? No, no, no... I'm a genius!"
whispering sound!
You will really put gold on your face!
The old man dare not say that he is a genius!
"Old man, don't be so boring, boring people don't live long!"
"Your granddaughter is ugly and lame. Do you think she can live comfortably in this world after you die?"
"So, learn more from my master and be happy!"
"Come on, play chess with the young master, have fun!"
"What?"
"Can't afford to lose?"
The old man who was almost pissed off: "Who said that? I'm going to get the chessboard!"
Yin Tao waved his hand: "You don't need a chess board, I teach you an interesting chess game, but I don't know if you can learn it with your IQ!"
The old man was so irritated by one, he jumped up and said: "Just play, the old man has never lost in chess!"
"Bring my flying chess!" Yin Tao yelled at Zhu Ying, who hurriedly went to find Yin Tao's gift bag, and found a roll of sheepskin and a small box inside.
Under the suspicious eyes of the old man, Yin Tao threw the sheepskin onto the table. The old man saw a painting on the sheepskin. There were landscapes, boats, pavilions and pavilions on the painting, and there were some routes on it. Numbers are written, and every few numbers will be mixed with a sentence.
"...This is a dice, you know the dice! Let's guess the game, and then throw the dice. How many points are there in the dice, and your chess piece can move a few steps.
If there are numbers in the place you go, you will not move. If you write something in the place you go, you will do as it says.
Whoever reaches the finish line first wins! "
Mr. Caolu: "..." This is too simple!
So simple that it insulted his IQ!
Just about to say that he doesn't play such childish games, Yin Tao looked over with a half-smile: "What's wrong? Are you afraid of such a simple game?
Tsk tsk..."
"Who said I'm afraid? Come here!"
No matter what nonsense you say, just roll up your sleeves and do it!
Guessing fist, he scissors against Yin Taobu, Yin Tao is willing to concede the bet and let him go first.
He was lucky, leading the way all the way, and avoided many pits perfectly.
Yin Tao can't do it anymore, she always gets thrown into 'how many steps back', 'pause once', 'do ten leapfrogs', 'say I can't do it, I'm incompetent', 'yell up to the sky three times, I'm a bastard'...
Seeing that the old man was coming to the finish line, Yin Tao's face was very ugly, the old man felt relieved seeing it, and all the depression and anger in his heart were swept away.
Especially when Yin Tao yelled 'I'm a bastard' three times to the sky outside, ouch...that was so cool.
It's just that the old man was not happy for a long time, and his luck seemed to be exhausted when he threw the dice. First he encountered "how many steps back" and then he encountered "I'm a bastard..."
……
In the first round, Yin Tao came back against the wind.
The old man's beard was crooked.
Unconvinced, he rolled up his sleeves and fought again. In the second hand, he narrowly won.
It's better to let people win a game, otherwise people will lose interest in playing and it will be boring.
The poor Mr. Caolu has no idea that every game of chess is actually under Yin Tao's control. He has a special ability, that is, Niu Cha, who can control the dice silently!
then.
When Lu Qi returned with her prey, she saw her grandpa sticking it on the wall with his back facing the outside.
The picture is very scary.
Is her grandfather crazy?
Or... Was he beaten by Zeng Qi?
"Oh, today's prey is so plentiful!" Seeing that she was back, Yin Tao ran to see her.
It's just that she frowned when she looked at the doe and a deer leg that Lu Qi threw to the ground.
The doe was not dead and was dying. Lu Qi probably didn't want to waste food, so he picked up the deer legs as well.
After all, Yin Tao can eat too much, and there is another Yin Dashui. The appetite of these two brothers is better than the other. Although there are deer, she still fears that it will not be enough.
(End of this chapter)
When Da Shui saw Yin Tao again, he hugged her and opened his mouth to cry loudly: "Sister..."
Yin Tao pinched his face fiercely, but he didn't move, the weather was cold, and the thick clothes on his body couldn't be opened.
The pain made Da Shui tremble, God damn it, he almost went bald!
Da Shui, who was quick to wit, said, "I didn't expect you to survive!"
Yin Tao pushed him away with a bit of disgust.
Lu Qi and Mr. Caolu are really amazed. Of these two brothers, one has a mean mouth and a poisonous mouth, and the other has a stupid mouth... What do you mean 'I didn't expect you to not die? '
Those who didn't know thought he was looking forward to the death of his own brother!
Crying like that, it's like mourning, and it's too real.
"Lao Qi... let the third brother see if there is anything wrong with you? Where are you hurt? Wuwuwu... If you hurt even a single hair, grandma and grandpa will beat me to death!"
"Old Qi, I scared the third brother to death. The third brother hasn't married a wife yet... It's not worthwhile to be beaten to death by grandpa and grandma like this!"
"Don't be so stupid from now on..."
"Third brother, it's none of my business, I was implicated by them!"
"And I'm really fine!"
Yin Tao hopped away with one foot, and the man burst into tears... She didn't want to be rubbed on her shoulder.
At this time, Lu Qi was walking out of the cave with a bow and arrow on his back and a quiver in his hand. Yin Tao shouted from behind: "You hunt more things. It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to follow you. Not to mention being injured and hurt, you even have your stomach in the end." Can't get enough!"
Lu Qi's back was stiff. She clenched her fists and took two deep breaths. She was not angry, not angry. If she was so angry, her body would not fit well...
Hey!
He eats the most every day!
Every time she and grandpa hadn't eaten much food on the table before he robbed it all by himself.
And even if she increased the amount of the second meal, the situation would not be much better.
"I'll go hunting with you!" Da Shui hurriedly searched around the cave, found a hatchet to hold, and hurriedly followed.
"Third brother, I want to drink chicken soup!" Yin Tao shouted towards the outside of the cave, "Got it!" Da Shui said loudly.
The two coolies left, and Yin Tao let Zhuying help her to sit next to the old man. She stared at the old man for a while, and then said, "Old man, you offended me!" Who did he kill? Did he kill the whole family? Not to mention the secret road in the residence, he also made a tricky rabbit and three caves to come out.
You have a lot of enemies!
No, if you want to force your wife to be a prostitute and kill your whole family, you have to cut the grass and root out the roots, look... you will have trouble in the future! "
Mr. Caolu burst into anger: "I killed your whole family!"
Yin Tao's expression suddenly became serious: "What you said is true? Well, there is a wrong and a debt, you have to dare to do it and admit it!"
"I……"
"you……"
The old man was so angry... he walked away!
It's just that Yin Tao clenched his sleeves in the next moment, "You are such an old man, are you living for nothing? Didn't you see that I was joking with you?"
Hehe...is there such a joke?
"It's boring...how about we play chess for a while?"
The old man turned to look at her: "Can you still play chess?"
Yin Tao nodded very seriously: "Yeah, do you think I'm ignorant? No, no, no... I'm a genius!"
whispering sound!
You will really put gold on your face!
The old man dare not say that he is a genius!
"Old man, don't be so boring, boring people don't live long!"
"Your granddaughter is ugly and lame. Do you think she can live comfortably in this world after you die?"
"So, learn more from my master and be happy!"
"Come on, play chess with the young master, have fun!"
"What?"
"Can't afford to lose?"
The old man who was almost pissed off: "Who said that? I'm going to get the chessboard!"
Yin Tao waved his hand: "You don't need a chess board, I teach you an interesting chess game, but I don't know if you can learn it with your IQ!"
The old man was so irritated by one, he jumped up and said: "Just play, the old man has never lost in chess!"
"Bring my flying chess!" Yin Tao yelled at Zhu Ying, who hurriedly went to find Yin Tao's gift bag, and found a roll of sheepskin and a small box inside.
Under the suspicious eyes of the old man, Yin Tao threw the sheepskin onto the table. The old man saw a painting on the sheepskin. There were landscapes, boats, pavilions and pavilions on the painting, and there were some routes on it. Numbers are written, and every few numbers will be mixed with a sentence.
"...This is a dice, you know the dice! Let's guess the game, and then throw the dice. How many points are there in the dice, and your chess piece can move a few steps.
If there are numbers in the place you go, you will not move. If you write something in the place you go, you will do as it says.
Whoever reaches the finish line first wins! "
Mr. Caolu: "..." This is too simple!
So simple that it insulted his IQ!
Just about to say that he doesn't play such childish games, Yin Tao looked over with a half-smile: "What's wrong? Are you afraid of such a simple game?
Tsk tsk..."
"Who said I'm afraid? Come here!"
No matter what nonsense you say, just roll up your sleeves and do it!
Guessing fist, he scissors against Yin Taobu, Yin Tao is willing to concede the bet and let him go first.
He was lucky, leading the way all the way, and avoided many pits perfectly.
Yin Tao can't do it anymore, she always gets thrown into 'how many steps back', 'pause once', 'do ten leapfrogs', 'say I can't do it, I'm incompetent', 'yell up to the sky three times, I'm a bastard'...
Seeing that the old man was coming to the finish line, Yin Tao's face was very ugly, the old man felt relieved seeing it, and all the depression and anger in his heart were swept away.
Especially when Yin Tao yelled 'I'm a bastard' three times to the sky outside, ouch...that was so cool.
It's just that the old man was not happy for a long time, and his luck seemed to be exhausted when he threw the dice. First he encountered "how many steps back" and then he encountered "I'm a bastard..."
……
In the first round, Yin Tao came back against the wind.
The old man's beard was crooked.
Unconvinced, he rolled up his sleeves and fought again. In the second hand, he narrowly won.
It's better to let people win a game, otherwise people will lose interest in playing and it will be boring.
The poor Mr. Caolu has no idea that every game of chess is actually under Yin Tao's control. He has a special ability, that is, Niu Cha, who can control the dice silently!
then.
When Lu Qi returned with her prey, she saw her grandpa sticking it on the wall with his back facing the outside.
The picture is very scary.
Is her grandfather crazy?
Or... Was he beaten by Zeng Qi?
"Oh, today's prey is so plentiful!" Seeing that she was back, Yin Tao ran to see her.
It's just that she frowned when she looked at the doe and a deer leg that Lu Qi threw to the ground.
The doe was not dead and was dying. Lu Qi probably didn't want to waste food, so he picked up the deer legs as well.
After all, Yin Tao can eat too much, and there is another Yin Dashui. The appetite of these two brothers is better than the other. Although there are deer, she still fears that it will not be enough.
(End of this chapter)
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