My assistant is Nuwa
Chapter 114 The Brothers God and Man Reacted
Chapter 114 The Brothers God and Man Reacted
Now, the antique car is bare, except for the rusty and mottled wagon skin, the inside is still delicate and tender, surrounded by a circle that looks like a golden armor, only a chrysanthemum is embroidered on it.
Jia Side saw Zhou Yi stepping on the car with one leg, looking like a sculpture of a thinker, and couldn't help but interjected: "Go up, Xiao Zhou, there is nothing to drop in this car."
Only then did Zhou Yi feel relieved, and stepped up with the other leg, and with a crash, another headlight fell off like a fish-eye bulb.
Jia Side thought that this slap in the face was really fucking timely!
"Ahem, although this car is old, it drives just like an ordinary car. You can drive, right?"
Zhou Yi swallowed, and said, "Yes."
"That's good, come on, start, drive out."
At this moment, Zhou Yi didn't feel like he was driving at all, just like sitting in the cockpit of an airplane. He looked familiar with this equipment, but he couldn't get started.
After getting used to it for a long time, I finally felt the doorway, stepped on it at last, the antique car whimpered like an antique train, and then moved reluctantly.
Jia Side smiled gratifiedly, and said proudly to Zhou Yi: "How about it, this car can move!"
Zhou Yi couldn't help but swear in his heart. It seems that Mr. Jia has already settled down to the next best thing. Otherwise, who could say such shocking words? ... This car can move!
But slowly, Zhou Yi felt that the car was starting to slow down. After all, it had been stored for so long, and one couldn't expect a vegetative person to wake up and participate in the NBA draft.
The car does not run fast, but it is stable. Anyway, in the current era of overcrowded cars, it is useless to have a fast car.
In the end Zhou Yi felt that he had tamed the seven-handed antique car, which of course also meant that this antique car would become an eighth-handed one.
"How is Xiao Zhou? Is the car okay?"
Zhou Yi nodded, "Okay! It feels good, but the speed is a bit slower."
Jia Side trotted beside the car and said, "The speed of the car is not too slow! Look, I can't even keep up."
Zhou Yi: "..."
10 minute later.
After getting out of the car, Zhou Yi carefully closed the door, and Jia Side was sweating all over his forehead: "Look, I'm sweating out of this car."
Zhou Yi smiled and said: "You are in good shape, you can still keep up with the speed of the car."
Jia Side also heard Zhou Yi's subtext, smiled a little awkwardly, and then said, "How is it? Are you satisfied? If you are satisfied, you can drive it. Anyway, this car is a temper, and people with bad tempers can't drive it."
Zhou Yixin excused himself for saying this, the slow speed of the co-authored car is not the problem, the problem is the driver's bad temper!Of course, I am not afraid of this, what is the purpose of strengthening the chip, so Zhou Yi agreed immediately.
"Then I really have to thank you! I will drive this car back!"
Upon hearing Zhou Yi's words, Jia Side smiled happily: "OK!"
But then Jia Side's face changed again and he said: "Xiao Zhou, why am I always in a panic, I always feel like something happened during this period of time."
Zhou Yi waved his hands and comforted him: "Don't worry, everything is going according to plan. My group of god-man brothers are already eager to try. At that time, when they gather their big fists, they will disappear without accident in three days. If you are worried about Jia Fei, that's not necessary, I follow her every day, even if she sneezes, I will immediately send a cold remedy."
Jia Side's face was mixed with joy and worry, and finally said: "Xing Xiaozhou! I can rest assured that I leave the matter to you! When the time comes, I dare to leave it to you, Jia Fei!"
Zhou Yi was taken aback when he heard this, his face turned red...
"Uncle Jia, why are you always making fun of me?" Zhou Yi was inexplicably happy. Could it be that he has been favored by his father-in-law?But then he poked himself in his heart again, who said that he is your father-in-law!
Jia Side said: "I'm not teasing you, I'm the father-in-law!"
Zhou Yi: "..."
"Don't think about it, don't think about it, go back quickly." Jia Side seemed to be vague again.
Zhou Yixin said that the people who are teasing you with these few words are so distracted that they can't let go of their thoughts. Have you ever seen a man whose hands are tied up after watching porn?
After finally starting the antique car, after walking a few steps, I heard Jia Side shouting from behind: "Slow down, don't overtake!"
Zhou Yi watched the antique car climb step by step, and thought to himself that he was still overtaking?Even a wheelchair is faster than me.
Back home, Nu Wa prepared the meals and waited. Seeing Zhou Yi come back, she rolled her eyes and said, "Oh! This is coming back after being romantic outside, and a good wife at home is taking care of you. You are really living well."
Zhou Yi said coldly: "Which TV series did you learn your lines from?"
"You don't care about me!" Nuwa's tone changed, and she said, "Zhou Yi, I'm always in a panic today, is there something wrong?"
Zhou Yi shivered in fright, scratched his scalp and said, "You guys are colluding, right? You're scaring people one by one! Why are you panicking? Why did something happen!"
Just now when Jia Side said that he was panicking, Zhou Yi didn't care. He thought that Jia Side had a heart disease when he was old, but when Nuwa said that he was panicking, it was different. Now he can calmly face the unknown wind and rain and potholes because there is such a creator god who can make him feel confident. Now the backbone is panicking, and now Zhou Yi's legs will go weak and he will collapse.
Seeing Zhou Yi's strong reaction, Nu Wa softened her tone: "It's okay, it's okay, look at you, why don't you have any masculinity at all."
Zhou Yi subconsciously puffed up his chest when he heard it, but he still felt out of breath, and vented his stomach and said, "Xiaowa, no matter what happens, you have to cheer up. If you don't cheer up, I won't have any confidence at all." gone."
"Okay, okay! Actually, it's nothing, it's just Gonggong Zhurong and these two boys making a fuss."
Zhou Yi wiped off his sweat and lay down on the bed. Nuwa got up from the dining table and leaned over to lie beside Zhou Yi.
"Why are you doing this?" Zhou Yi asked vigilantly.
Nuwa giggled: "Zhou Yi, you finished the matter at the end, are you interested in going to play with me?"
Zhou Yi laughed and said, "Which one are you thinking of again? Let me go to the ancient times with you to play around again, and let the grandson write hundreds of thousands of words to deceive readers?"
Nu Wa laughed: "No, it's not rude to come and not go."
Zhou Yi stretched his waist: "Let's talk about it, let's clean up the mess in front of us first, but even if we really want to go, it must be a two-way sleeper ticket."
Nuwa snapped her fingers: "First class!"
Ding ling ling, a piercing ringing of the phone directly broke the relaxed atmosphere created by the two of them.
"Zhou Yi! (Nuwa!) I'm panicking!"
The two said at the same time.
But at this time, the phone rang like a reminder, and the jingle bells kept ringing, as if shouting: "Quickly pick up, quick pick up!" (Thriller or joy?)
Zhou Yi managed to get up, pressed on the phone, jingling... jingling!
Nuwa panted lightly for a while, and said, "Go on...."
"Hello, who is it?" Zhou Yi's tone was restrained and flat.
"Brother Zhou, hurry up and come to Ulabang. I was in a panic today, thinking that something would happen, but something really happened!"
Snapped!After hanging up the phone, Zhou Yi greeted Nuwa and said, "Let's go! Ulabang!"
The two of them went downstairs while tidying up. The footsteps were rushing. Nuwa said, "It's so late now, and there's no car?"
Zhou Yi shook the key in his hand and said, "We have a car."
The two of them came downstairs without stopping, only to find that the parking space in the community was surrounded by people, and Zhou Yi found that his antique car was surrounded by these people.
"Trouble, trouble! Make room, everyone, this is my car!"
A circle of people shouted: "The owner of the car is here, the owner of the car is here."
At this time, Zhou Yi and Nuwa squeezed in. When they saw a little loli standing beside the car, a middle-aged man was taking a picture anyway. The little loli was posing, and the middle-aged man directed: " Come, look at Dad, smile, what's for dinner tonight?"
"eggplant!"
Kacha, the photo was finished, and the little Lolita immediately rushed forward to see it, and then another young man stood beside the antique car.
Nuwa looked bewildered, while Zhou Yi was stunned, thinking that he was using his mount as a monument!
"Everyone stop, I am the owner of this car, we have to use the car, will you do it in the future?" Zhou Yi said, waving his arms.
Hearing this, the young man immediately put out a scissors hand, and then the flashing light flashed, and the young man slipped away.
Zhou Yi and Nu Wa then got into the car, and then Zhou Yi started the antique car, and the crowd on the side were all surprised: "Hey! It can really drive!"
As soon as Zhou Yi turned the car around, a guy in a retro European knight outfit came over, blocked the front of the car and said, "Brother, look, I'm all dressed up, and my outfit fits the car very well. , let me take a picture?"
Zhou Yi wanted to cry but said without tears: "We really have something to do!"
After all, I really couldn't bear my temper, started the car and was about to go away, of course Zhou Yi still couldn't bear it and said to the knight: "Brother, you still need to find a horse to take pictures with your outfit, knight knight! Not a biker!"
All the way, the antique car with the enhanced chip is like a tiger with wings and a soldier, but it still caused a lot of trouble in Hengchuan City, but there was no traffic police to stop it. The car is still a piano, so Zhou Yi and Nuwa just passed away...
When they arrived at the boundary of Ulabang, Zhou Yi and Nuwa realized the seriousness of the situation, but at this moment, Ulabang, which was originally quiet, was noisy like a storm. car, and then a strange scene in the yard caught their eyes.
"Xiaowa, what's going on?"
Nu Wa swallowed her saliva and said, "The god-man brothers are reacting!"
PS: Come and have a try...
(End of this chapter)
Now, the antique car is bare, except for the rusty and mottled wagon skin, the inside is still delicate and tender, surrounded by a circle that looks like a golden armor, only a chrysanthemum is embroidered on it.
Jia Side saw Zhou Yi stepping on the car with one leg, looking like a sculpture of a thinker, and couldn't help but interjected: "Go up, Xiao Zhou, there is nothing to drop in this car."
Only then did Zhou Yi feel relieved, and stepped up with the other leg, and with a crash, another headlight fell off like a fish-eye bulb.
Jia Side thought that this slap in the face was really fucking timely!
"Ahem, although this car is old, it drives just like an ordinary car. You can drive, right?"
Zhou Yi swallowed, and said, "Yes."
"That's good, come on, start, drive out."
At this moment, Zhou Yi didn't feel like he was driving at all, just like sitting in the cockpit of an airplane. He looked familiar with this equipment, but he couldn't get started.
After getting used to it for a long time, I finally felt the doorway, stepped on it at last, the antique car whimpered like an antique train, and then moved reluctantly.
Jia Side smiled gratifiedly, and said proudly to Zhou Yi: "How about it, this car can move!"
Zhou Yi couldn't help but swear in his heart. It seems that Mr. Jia has already settled down to the next best thing. Otherwise, who could say such shocking words? ... This car can move!
But slowly, Zhou Yi felt that the car was starting to slow down. After all, it had been stored for so long, and one couldn't expect a vegetative person to wake up and participate in the NBA draft.
The car does not run fast, but it is stable. Anyway, in the current era of overcrowded cars, it is useless to have a fast car.
In the end Zhou Yi felt that he had tamed the seven-handed antique car, which of course also meant that this antique car would become an eighth-handed one.
"How is Xiao Zhou? Is the car okay?"
Zhou Yi nodded, "Okay! It feels good, but the speed is a bit slower."
Jia Side trotted beside the car and said, "The speed of the car is not too slow! Look, I can't even keep up."
Zhou Yi: "..."
10 minute later.
After getting out of the car, Zhou Yi carefully closed the door, and Jia Side was sweating all over his forehead: "Look, I'm sweating out of this car."
Zhou Yi smiled and said: "You are in good shape, you can still keep up with the speed of the car."
Jia Side also heard Zhou Yi's subtext, smiled a little awkwardly, and then said, "How is it? Are you satisfied? If you are satisfied, you can drive it. Anyway, this car is a temper, and people with bad tempers can't drive it."
Zhou Yixin excused himself for saying this, the slow speed of the co-authored car is not the problem, the problem is the driver's bad temper!Of course, I am not afraid of this, what is the purpose of strengthening the chip, so Zhou Yi agreed immediately.
"Then I really have to thank you! I will drive this car back!"
Upon hearing Zhou Yi's words, Jia Side smiled happily: "OK!"
But then Jia Side's face changed again and he said: "Xiao Zhou, why am I always in a panic, I always feel like something happened during this period of time."
Zhou Yi waved his hands and comforted him: "Don't worry, everything is going according to plan. My group of god-man brothers are already eager to try. At that time, when they gather their big fists, they will disappear without accident in three days. If you are worried about Jia Fei, that's not necessary, I follow her every day, even if she sneezes, I will immediately send a cold remedy."
Jia Side's face was mixed with joy and worry, and finally said: "Xing Xiaozhou! I can rest assured that I leave the matter to you! When the time comes, I dare to leave it to you, Jia Fei!"
Zhou Yi was taken aback when he heard this, his face turned red...
"Uncle Jia, why are you always making fun of me?" Zhou Yi was inexplicably happy. Could it be that he has been favored by his father-in-law?But then he poked himself in his heart again, who said that he is your father-in-law!
Jia Side said: "I'm not teasing you, I'm the father-in-law!"
Zhou Yi: "..."
"Don't think about it, don't think about it, go back quickly." Jia Side seemed to be vague again.
Zhou Yixin said that the people who are teasing you with these few words are so distracted that they can't let go of their thoughts. Have you ever seen a man whose hands are tied up after watching porn?
After finally starting the antique car, after walking a few steps, I heard Jia Side shouting from behind: "Slow down, don't overtake!"
Zhou Yi watched the antique car climb step by step, and thought to himself that he was still overtaking?Even a wheelchair is faster than me.
Back home, Nu Wa prepared the meals and waited. Seeing Zhou Yi come back, she rolled her eyes and said, "Oh! This is coming back after being romantic outside, and a good wife at home is taking care of you. You are really living well."
Zhou Yi said coldly: "Which TV series did you learn your lines from?"
"You don't care about me!" Nuwa's tone changed, and she said, "Zhou Yi, I'm always in a panic today, is there something wrong?"
Zhou Yi shivered in fright, scratched his scalp and said, "You guys are colluding, right? You're scaring people one by one! Why are you panicking? Why did something happen!"
Just now when Jia Side said that he was panicking, Zhou Yi didn't care. He thought that Jia Side had a heart disease when he was old, but when Nuwa said that he was panicking, it was different. Now he can calmly face the unknown wind and rain and potholes because there is such a creator god who can make him feel confident. Now the backbone is panicking, and now Zhou Yi's legs will go weak and he will collapse.
Seeing Zhou Yi's strong reaction, Nu Wa softened her tone: "It's okay, it's okay, look at you, why don't you have any masculinity at all."
Zhou Yi subconsciously puffed up his chest when he heard it, but he still felt out of breath, and vented his stomach and said, "Xiaowa, no matter what happens, you have to cheer up. If you don't cheer up, I won't have any confidence at all." gone."
"Okay, okay! Actually, it's nothing, it's just Gonggong Zhurong and these two boys making a fuss."
Zhou Yi wiped off his sweat and lay down on the bed. Nuwa got up from the dining table and leaned over to lie beside Zhou Yi.
"Why are you doing this?" Zhou Yi asked vigilantly.
Nuwa giggled: "Zhou Yi, you finished the matter at the end, are you interested in going to play with me?"
Zhou Yi laughed and said, "Which one are you thinking of again? Let me go to the ancient times with you to play around again, and let the grandson write hundreds of thousands of words to deceive readers?"
Nu Wa laughed: "No, it's not rude to come and not go."
Zhou Yi stretched his waist: "Let's talk about it, let's clean up the mess in front of us first, but even if we really want to go, it must be a two-way sleeper ticket."
Nuwa snapped her fingers: "First class!"
Ding ling ling, a piercing ringing of the phone directly broke the relaxed atmosphere created by the two of them.
"Zhou Yi! (Nuwa!) I'm panicking!"
The two said at the same time.
But at this time, the phone rang like a reminder, and the jingle bells kept ringing, as if shouting: "Quickly pick up, quick pick up!" (Thriller or joy?)
Zhou Yi managed to get up, pressed on the phone, jingling... jingling!
Nuwa panted lightly for a while, and said, "Go on...."
"Hello, who is it?" Zhou Yi's tone was restrained and flat.
"Brother Zhou, hurry up and come to Ulabang. I was in a panic today, thinking that something would happen, but something really happened!"
Snapped!After hanging up the phone, Zhou Yi greeted Nuwa and said, "Let's go! Ulabang!"
The two of them went downstairs while tidying up. The footsteps were rushing. Nuwa said, "It's so late now, and there's no car?"
Zhou Yi shook the key in his hand and said, "We have a car."
The two of them came downstairs without stopping, only to find that the parking space in the community was surrounded by people, and Zhou Yi found that his antique car was surrounded by these people.
"Trouble, trouble! Make room, everyone, this is my car!"
A circle of people shouted: "The owner of the car is here, the owner of the car is here."
At this time, Zhou Yi and Nuwa squeezed in. When they saw a little loli standing beside the car, a middle-aged man was taking a picture anyway. The little loli was posing, and the middle-aged man directed: " Come, look at Dad, smile, what's for dinner tonight?"
"eggplant!"
Kacha, the photo was finished, and the little Lolita immediately rushed forward to see it, and then another young man stood beside the antique car.
Nuwa looked bewildered, while Zhou Yi was stunned, thinking that he was using his mount as a monument!
"Everyone stop, I am the owner of this car, we have to use the car, will you do it in the future?" Zhou Yi said, waving his arms.
Hearing this, the young man immediately put out a scissors hand, and then the flashing light flashed, and the young man slipped away.
Zhou Yi and Nu Wa then got into the car, and then Zhou Yi started the antique car, and the crowd on the side were all surprised: "Hey! It can really drive!"
As soon as Zhou Yi turned the car around, a guy in a retro European knight outfit came over, blocked the front of the car and said, "Brother, look, I'm all dressed up, and my outfit fits the car very well. , let me take a picture?"
Zhou Yi wanted to cry but said without tears: "We really have something to do!"
After all, I really couldn't bear my temper, started the car and was about to go away, of course Zhou Yi still couldn't bear it and said to the knight: "Brother, you still need to find a horse to take pictures with your outfit, knight knight! Not a biker!"
All the way, the antique car with the enhanced chip is like a tiger with wings and a soldier, but it still caused a lot of trouble in Hengchuan City, but there was no traffic police to stop it. The car is still a piano, so Zhou Yi and Nuwa just passed away...
When they arrived at the boundary of Ulabang, Zhou Yi and Nuwa realized the seriousness of the situation, but at this moment, Ulabang, which was originally quiet, was noisy like a storm. car, and then a strange scene in the yard caught their eyes.
"Xiaowa, what's going on?"
Nu Wa swallowed her saliva and said, "The god-man brothers are reacting!"
PS: Come and have a try...
(End of this chapter)
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