My assistant is Nuwa
Chapter 25 How to vent your anger if you don't study hard?
Chapter 25 How to vent your anger if you don't study hard?
"Ah!" Mole immediately yelled, the cracking sound was caused by Zhou Yi's punch that broke the bone.
swelling of the liver.A group of people behind Mole hurriedly gathered around to check, the hands of Mole and Mole trembled as if they had epilepsy, and the people around asked, "Brother Mole! Where is the pain?"
Ruffian and Zi Mo said angrily, "Oh...finger..."
A group of people looked at it for a while, and finally said in a low voice: "It's okay, it's okay, only two of the five fingers were broken."
Zhou Yi was taken aback when he heard this. It was the first time he used this power to improve himself, but he didn't expect such a big effect. At this moment, the members of the Qingqing Grassland team began to shout: "Captain~chang~wei~wu ~"
At this time, Coach Jin also walked up to Zhou Yi and muttered, "You...what's the matter with you?"
Zhou Yi pretended to be confused and said, "My college is on the track and field team, and I'm in shot put."
Ruffian and Zi Mo seemed to have regained their strength at this moment, pointed at Zhou Yi with three trembling fingers and said, "You boy, you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, I remember you!"
After saying this, the members of the Qingqing Grassland team shouted again: "Bing~no~disgusting~fraud~"
Ruffian, Zi Mo and everyone collectively "hummed", and retreated in a bit of a mess, and when they reached the gap in the barrier, ** Mole shouted: "Jin Yang, you will definitely be the most embarrassed one in this year's martial arts competition!" ...Ah! Slowly touch..."
These people finally thanked each other. Coach Jin said to Zhou Yi: "Zhou Yi, you should have a general understanding of the situation just now, so..."
Zhou Yi waved his hand and said, "Coach Jin, no, I know what you mean, but I am physically better than others. If there is a real fight, I will be frightened as a spectator to be honest."
Coach Jin's expression suddenly ended: "Oh, I also know that you won't agree. In fact, I have trained many disciples in this year, but they..."
Zhou Yi interrupted: "I know this, I was scared away by that kind of training method."
"Absolutely not." Coach Jin suddenly concluded: "I have never done that to them, and each of them disappeared suddenly when they were almost ready to play."
Zhou Yi nodded as if enlightened, and said, "Oh, just after you steamed a bun, it was taken away by a dog?"
Coach Jin nodded heavily: "That's right, I think they are afraid of being retaliated by Shuangquan Martial Arts after they win the rookie king in the martial arts competition, so up to now, I don't have a single disciple that I can take out."
Coach Jin glanced at the Qingqing Grassland team at the end of his speech, and then sighed again.
Zhou Yi said: "Is there no one in the Yijing Martial Arts Gym who is willing to help you? Besides Coach Guo and those two men?"
"No...not a single one." Coach Jin replied: "This is my retribution. I have disregarded the overall situation for the sake of a moment, and now I have ended up in such a mess. This is all retribution! Moreover, if this year my disciple If I don’t get the rookie king, I have no choice but to leave here, I can’t let Yijing Martial Arts take on everything.”
Zhou Yi was a little puzzled and said: "Then you left, what should they do if they come to force Yijing Wuguan to admit defeat? Everyone said it very clearly, if you can't win, Yijing Wuguan has to be Shuangquan Wuguan little brother."
"There is another clause in the bet, that is, if Yijing Wuguan does not take responsibility, then I, Jin Yang, will kneel in front of Shuangquan Wuguan for a whole day." When Coach Jin said this, his eyes were extremely lost, as if two A shriveled jujube, a bit of the original luster is gone.
Zhou Yi really felt a little uncomfortable hearing this. Although he didn't know the exact time of the martial arts competition, it must be close at hand. Although Coach Jin has a team now, he doesn't have any disciples who can make a move. It's okay for me to be the captain, but I also rely on this enhanced watch. If I don't have this thing, I will be vulnerable.
Besides, even if you have this watch, it will be useless if you really want to compete with the masters in the arena. Words such as four or two, using cleverness to control speed, and using movement to control stillness are all a deterrent to Zhou Yi.
Just as Zhou Yi was thinking, Coach Jin said sadly: "Oh, there is only one month left, so you are my only chance, if you don't agree, then I can only buy a pair of knee pads .”
Zhou Yi was puzzled and said, "Why do you buy knee pads? Do you want to put them on yourself?"
"Kneeling for a day will hurt your knees." Coach Jin said lightly.
"Coach Jin...you...don't make things difficult for me...I...I really..." Zhou Yi spoke incoherently.
Coach Jin suddenly regarded death as home and said: "Forget it, Zhou Yi, I know this is very unfair to you, I will not force you, after all, you still have to take care of your family."
Zhou Yi said dumbfounded, "I'm not married yet."
"Then you have to take care of your girlfriend..."
"I don't have a girlfriend yet."
"You still have to take care of your work..."
"Uh... I just quit my job."
"You...then why didn't you agree to me!" Coach Jin suddenly changed his attitude again.
Zhou Yi was also a little confused, and said, "Why didn't I agree to you... Oh, yes, I said I was afraid!"
Coach Jin seemed to be grasping at straws: "That's because you are too weak now, Zhou Yi, you have to know that there is still a month left, as long as you formally accept me as your teacher from today, I will draw a picture of you." One month will focus on cultivating you. With your talent, you will definitely be able to win the rookie king of this year's martial arts tournament in one month, and haven't you been in trouble recently? Don't you want to learn practical self-defense skills? Asking me as a teacher is all it takes Almighty solved!"
Zhou Yi was about to be brainwashed, and immediately couldn't find a reason to reject Coach Jin, and finally whispered: "Well, I spent five days' money..."
Coach Jin immediately said: "The money for five days will be refunded to you in a short while! You don't need a penny to learn martial arts after learning martial arts from me, and you can eat, and as long as you get this year's rookie king, then you are in There is already a place in the Yijing Martial Arts Academy, don’t you have a job? After the rookie king, you can be a coach here! Like me, you can teach Wubuquan for three days under a different name. What a good job? Also, Don't you have a girlfriend? That aunt who makes clothes..."
Zhou Yi interrupted when he heard "Ah!"
"The aunt who makes clothes has a daughter who is as beautiful as a flower, and I can even match you up!" Coach Jin continued.
Zhou Yi shook his head to wake himself up and said, "Coach Jin, this matter is too hasty, I still have to think about it."
Coach Jin said: "You can consider it." Then Coach Jin grabbed Zhou Yi's arm and said, "But you must promise me..."
Zhou Yi: "..."
The dozen or so members of the Qingqing Grassland team had watched the excitement for a long time. At this moment, the members all got up from the ground and stood in a row, shouting together.
"Captain, promise him! Captain, promise him! Captain, promise him! Captain..."
The scene is a bit like a marriage proposal, a pair of gay friends.
"Okay! I can only promise you for the time being." Zhou Yi said carefully after thinking about it.
The members of the Qingqing Grassland Team were overjoyed, but Coach Jin had a calm expression of joy. He patted Zhou Yi's shoulder with a relaxed smile, and continued, "Brother, thank you for helping me!"
Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "It's hard to say whether I will be able to help or not. I just try my best to learn. If I really can't learn well, then there's nothing I can do. I don't want to be beaten on stage."
Coach Jin said: "Brother, don't be so unconfident, just because you can dodge my punch and break the two fingers of the mole with one punch, these two points are not among the disciples I recruited before. Those who can do it, they all won the rookie king last year, let alone you!"
Zhou Yi smiled restrainedly. He felt that this incident was indeed a bit sudden, and he seemed to have an additional responsibility, but this responsibility did not seem to be heavy. It could even be said that it just met Zhou Yi's most standard load, and offended the hooligans. , lost his job, was chased and beaten, and now he is learning from a teacher. With the help of this enhanced watch, he can also become the rookie king of the tournament, and then maybe get a coaching job. The most important thing is that his original wish has been fulfilled , That is to learn Kung Fu self-defense.Zhou Yijue seemed very satisfied.
"Coach Jin, since it's settled for the time being, I won't come tomorrow." Zhou Yi said.
Coach Jin was naturally surprised: "Not coming?"
"Well, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, give me two days, I will deal with some of my own affairs first, and in the next month, I will concentrate on practicing martial arts, and I don't want to be ashamed in the martial arts tournament." Zhou Yi explained .
Coach Jin also readily agreed. After all, with Zhou Yi as the master spectrum in his heart, it was not a day or two away.
Zhou Yi had a meal with Coach Jin at noon, and Zhou Yi walked back in the afternoon. Zhou Yi also had a plan in mind to take these two days off. However, there is no way to protect himself and escape when there are too many people or a real master. As for today's mole, Zhou Yi found that he can handle five or six moves. Your guys don't guarantee five shots in advance.
Besides, there is still one thing I haven't done. I haven't repaid Jia Fei's favor. Tomorrow, Zhou Yi plans to contact him so that he can help with that.
Zhou Yi was thinking about walking, but when he turned a corner, he realized that something was wrong. Someone was following him, and it wasn't just one of them!
Zhou Yi thought to himself, could it be that beard again?This is unlikely, since someone with such good news and not being located by GPS, Zhou Yi pretended to turn a corner and stopped immediately, hiding in a corner and peeking back, this time it really wasn’t that bearded man , but the mole, Zhou Yi's heart sank, is this to avenge those two fingers?
There were three people in total, a mole plus a middle-aged man, and the young man who was beaten up by a man today. Zhou Yi thought he had to run quickly. Two of the three people were angry today, and they were shot at the gun when caught. He wanted to increase his speed and prepare to leave in the dust, but he didn't expect these grandsons to lay an ambush. Zhou Yi just turned around, and there were two people in front of him, who were also from the Shuangquan Martial Art Museum.
Zhou Yi pretended nothing happened and walked forward. The two of them immediately blocked the road ahead. Zhou Yi said, "What are you doing? I called the police!"
At this moment, ruffian and Zi Mo led the two to follow, Zhou Yi turned around and said, "What are you doing, those who practice martial arts will be aboveboard..."
Ruffian and Zi Mo's hands were already covered with bandages, but there was no anger on his face: "Brother, we are here to discuss things with you, of course martial arts practitioners don't do more to bully the less." Things."
Only then did Zhou Yi feel relieved, and said, "What are you discussing?"
Ruffian and Zi Mo said: "Today at the Yijing Martial Art Museum, I saw my brother's kung fu is hidden. He is so low-key and humble at such a young age, it really makes us..."
"Can you talk about something if you have something to do? I have to go back to eat." Zhou Yi was most annoyed by these polite words.
After hearing this, Ruffian and Zi Mo got straight to the point, and said, "What we mean is, brother, if you can join our Shuangquan Martial Arts Gym, or leave the Yijing Martial Arts Gym, we will have generous compensation."
It was only when Zhou Yi heard this that he suddenly realized that this Shuangquan martial arts gym seemed to be trying to force Coach Jin to his death. It was no wonder that every time Coach Jin disappeared after training a student, it was probably bought by this Shuangquan martial arts gym. Yes, Zhou Yi inquired, "What compensation?"
**Mole smiled happily when she heard this, and said: "If you directly join our Shuangquan Martial Arts Gym, then we will formally accept you as a disciple, and you can receive a certain salary every month. If you leave the Yijing Martial Arts Gym, then we will also I will give you 1 yuan in compensation at one time!"
Zhou Yi thought to himself that the treatment was not bad, but it would be useless if he wanted to do things without conscience. Zhou Yi refused, "Forget it, I don't plan to be a formal disciple, and I don't need money for the time being."
Ruffian and Zi Mo changed face and said, "Are you dissatisfied? If you have any request, just say it!"
Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "You guys are treated very well." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
Ruffian and Zi Mo asked, "What benefits does the Yijing Martial Arts Academy give you?"
Zhou Yi lowered his body and said, "It didn't do me any favors, except that I don't have to betray my conscience."
"Stop him!" Ruffian and Zi Mo yelled, and the others immediately surrounded Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi felt as if he had gotten into a chicken coop. Arm, Zhou Yi felt like a chicken again.
"Do you want to do it?" Mole asked in a threatening tone.
Zhou Yi had no choice but to lie first: "What are you worried about? I'm not an official student of Coach Jin. I'm just an ordinary student. I'll leave after five days of study."
The others looked at each other in dismay, and the **** mole rolled his eyes twice and said: "Fart, can a student break my two fingers? Can a student avoid my five moves?"
The others also asked in unison: "Really?"
Zhou Yi said in a low voice, "It's because he's too good."
** Mole was furious when he heard this: "MD, beat him up first!" After saying this, ** Mole hurriedly withdrew, after all, he was still seriously injured, and it would be even more tragic if he was seriously (chong) injured , but when he withdrew the "chicken coop", the seams were exposed, and Zhou Yi poked his way out. These people stretched out their hands to pull, but Zhou Yi increased his speed at this time, and in the blink of an eye It takes only five or six meters to jump out.
Everyone present was startled, pointing at Zhou Yi and shouting: "This grandson is like a night owl."
** Mole saw the situation and became anxious. After a few steps, Zhou Yi had already disappeared. ** Mole stood on the ground with one hand pinching his waist and said: "This guy is not from Jamaica, right?"
Zhou Yi has been running for hundreds of meters, and passers-by will be shocked when they meet him. If Zhou Yi puts on a pair of red shoes, they will probably be mistaken for Nezha stepping on Hot Wheels.
Standing down and looking back, Zhou Yi knew that he was safe, and thought that misfortunes never come singly, but fortunately, this enhanced watch really saved him once. When he returned to his residence, Zhou Yi hurriedly pulled Nuwa in the kitchen She came out, and then told her that she promised Coach Jin to practice martial arts. The video of the bar performing "magic" has now been uploaded to the Internet, and the hits are still very popular.
Zhou Yi asked, "What's the name of the video?"
Nu Wa said coldly: "The bar boy's magic performance is comparable to that of Liu Qian."
Zhou Yi laughed out loud, but Nvwa's expression was still sour. Zhou Yi hurriedly assured Nvwa, "Just this time, I won't show off the things you gave me again in the future? Is that okay?"
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On the second day, Zhou Yi came again with five senses. Just after entering the door, a young woman walked out of the registration room. She was also a martial arts practitioner. She was wearing a military uniform and a swallowtail. She walked up to Zhou Yi and said, "You are sending your child to register of?"
Zhou Yi was a little flustered, and said, "Do we only accept children here?"
The woman waved her hand and said, "No, no, I thought you were here to see off the child, so you are here to sign up?"
Zhou Yi nodded stiffly, and the woman said, "Okay, come with me."
Zhou Yi followed the woman through a group of children, came to the registration room, filled in the basic personal information, and finally heard the woman say the charging standard, here at least five days of payment must be paid in one go, 100 yuan a day, Zhou Yi After listening to it, he paid for a course of treatment cruelly, and then asked: "Do you teach Kung Fu here according to each person's characteristics or..."
"I didn't say that, I just practice together." The woman said after collecting the money.
"I practice with these kids?" Zhou Yi asked.
"Yes." The woman said of course.
Zhou Yi was speechless. He spent 500 yuan to spend a week with these children.
Zhou Yi said: "See if you can do this, just teach me some practical moves, the ones that are easy to learn and very good at fighting."
The woman said: "How can there be that kind of kung fu? Nowadays, learning Kung Fu is all about showcasing."
Zhou Yi sighed, touched his forehead, and sighed, I never thought that there are such honest employees now, even if you lie to me, I will feel better.
"You still have to take care of me. After all, I'm such an adult, and I can't justify being with these children. Just tell the coach to teach me some practical things, mainly because I'm in a hurry to use them." Zhou Yi pleaded again.
The woman stared and asked, "Are you in a hurry to use it? What are you doing?"
"Uh... it's just for self-defense, it won't break the law." Zhou Yi explained.
The woman's attitude softened and said: "That's fine, I will mention this to the coach, but you must practice with these children. We have regulations, and you must come in batches."
Zhou Yi: "..."
After they were all lined up, Zhou Yi stood awkwardly among a group of children. An old lady came over pushing a box. The box was full of clothes that Xuewu uniformly wore. The group of children happily took away their own clothes. For clothes, a few little girls knew to go to the locker room to change, and some boys took off all their clothes on the spot.
And Zhou Yi searched through the box, but there was no big size clothes in it, all of them were children's clothes. Zhou Yi asked the aunt, "Why don't you have any bigger clothes?"
The aunt looked at Zhou Yi and said, "Hi! I thought you were the parent, yes, I'll find it for you now." Then she turned around to look for clothes, and vaguely heard muttering in her mouth: "A young man Why are you still mixing with the children..."
After they all changed their clothes and made all preparations, everyone dispatched a team. Zhou Yi was at the end of the team and followed them into a large room. There were three words written on the plaque hanging above the large room. The children looked at They're all arguing.
"Diao, Wu, Tang!"
"That's not Diao, it's a spoon."
An older child said contemptuously: "Shut up, that's the martial arts hall."
"Then what's the difference between the martial arts hall and the bathing hall..."
Zhou Yi couldn't stop laughing when he heard it at the moment. At this moment, a tall middle-aged man with slender hands and feet came into the room. This middle-aged man was not as strong as Coach Guo, but he looked very flexible. Zhou Yi thought it might be possible. It was the one who taught the monkeys martial arts like stealing peaches.
The children also calmed down when they saw this middle-aged man. They had the impression that people who know martial arts are not very good-tempered. A few words that are unlucky may lead to death, and they even have to force you to kneel down and apologize. But let it go, at this moment, the middle-aged man suddenly "thumped" and fell to his knees.
A group of children and Zhou Yi took three steps back, staring helplessly at the middle-aged man kneeling on the ground, Zhou Yi thought to himself what kind of rule is this?It doesn't look like RB sumo. Could it be that they regard the registered students as their parents?Zhou Yi couldn't bear it any longer, and a child beside him said, "This may be the toad skill!"
The middle-aged man suddenly showed a heartbroken look again, covered his face with his hands on his thighs, and began to cry. Zhou Yi was confused again, and the child next to him said: "This performance is not Huoyun. The evil god? The one that was slapped by Zhou Xingchi with the Tathagata palm."
The other children also said: "That's right, crying is fake, he probably holds a little golden flower in his hand, and that little golden flower can kill people."
Zhou Yi shook his head and grinned: "Don't make trouble, otherwise there will be no little red flowers." After saying that, he walked towards the middle-aged man, who was still crying and ignored Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi patted the middle-aged man. Shoulder said: "Brother, you are..."
"I regret it too late!" The middle-aged man suddenly roared in a muffled voice.
Zhou Yi hurriedly comforted him: "What can you not think about? A man can bend and stretch, not to mention that you are still a martial arts practitioner, and you can swallow mountains and rivers with your mind. You shouldn't have done anything that insulted the teacher..."
"I got involved in Yijing Martial Arts, I... I'm a bastard!" The middle-aged man cried and rubbed his face again, wondering why he didn't wash his face in the morning...
Zhou Yi saw that he couldn't handle it, so he had to say: "Brother, keep crying, but don't kneel down, and if you kneel, don't kneel down to our students, you are still a few generations behind, you From another angle, look at this Mao Zhangfei, you kneel to him."
After hearing this, the elder brother suddenly took the time to accuse Zhou Yi: "This is not Zhang Fei, this is Guan Yu, the Martial God!"
Zhou Yi said perfunctorily: "Whoever you love, you will become..."
Before he could help the middle-aged man adjust his body position, the three of them rushed into the martial arts hall again, and Zhou Yi almost jumped out a few meters with a loud shout. After a closer look, it turned out that the person who came was Coach Guo and his followers. The two big men behind him, Coach Guo glared at the middle-aged man kneeling on the ground as soon as he entered the door. Zhou Yi saw that it was done, and the peace was old.
Unexpectedly, this coach Guo has no intention of calming down the matter at all, and pointed at the crying middle-aged man with anger and cursed: "Jin Yang! You are not ashamed, do you think you can save it by kneeling and crying? You kneel , you cry, even if your knees are broken and your tears are dried up, Yijing Wuguan will not forgive you."
Zhou Yi muttered: "Aren't all the goddesses who kneel down..."
At this time, the middle-aged man Jin Yang raised his tearful face and shouted to Coach Guo: "Guo Hai, beat me up! I've ruined the Yijing Martial Arts Academy. Brother! I am willing to atone for the Yijing Martial Arts Academy!"
Coach Guo Guo Haidao: "What do you want to atone for? Jin Yang, do you still look like a master who has won the rookie Wang Guiguan's disciple? At this time, the key is that you can cheer up!"
Zhou Yi pondered, it seems that Guo Hai hates Jin Yang a little bit, and this Jin Yang is no small matter, what kind of king does his disciple win...
"It was because of the rookie king that I put down my big words and signed the contract with Shuangquan Wuguan privately, but now there is no time, I am not willing to add my shame to the four characters of Yijing Wuguan." Jin Yang At this time, I had no strength to cry. It is said that a big man can cry like this, and the pain can be imagined.
Guo Hai squatted down, patted Jin Yang on the shoulder and said, "Jin Yang, cheer up, we still have a month to go, I believe God will love you."
After hearing this, Jin Yang sighed and fell silent. The two people came and went and staged such a bloody and tragic drama, completely ignoring Zhou Yi and a group of students. At this time, Zhou Yi thought that he could no longer be an audience, One is that I can’t watch it without knowing the truth, and the other is that I paid money to learn martial arts. If I want to watch a tragic drama, I can just go to the cinema and watch a domestic comedy...
"I'm talking about two... coaches, us students..." Zhou Yi hesitated.
Guo Hai stood up and looked at Zhou Yi: "Are you also a student?"
Zhou Yi nodded bluntly, Guo Hai shook his head and said, "It's been a long time since a student of this age has come."
Zhou Yi coughed twice. Hearing this, he felt as if he was over sixty years old and didn't have much work to do.
"Alright, Jin Yang, this is the last batch of students before the martial arts competition. You can continue to tutor and tutor. As for your participating disciples this year, I will naturally find a way. The plaque was trampled on!"
Jin Yang got up and wiped away his tears: "Guo Hai, thank you, even if there is no way out, I should bear it myself."
Guo Hai nodded, turned around and took the two men behind him away. Jin Yang began to adjust his emotions. Zhou Yi thought that it was not easy for Jin Yang. After crying, he had to teach a group of children how to learn martial arts. : "Coach Jin, there is nothing against a big man."
At this time, Jin Yang's mood has recovered, and he said loudly to everyone: "I made everyone laugh, but the course will continue. I will be your coach Jin in the future. Let's have the first class now, and do the basics first." Let's see how everyone is doing."
Zhou Yi and a group of children shouted in unison: "Okay!"
"Squat for half an hour."
Zhou Yi and a group of children responded in unison: "Huh?"
Coach Jin said seriously: "There is nothing against a big man!"
Squatting for half an hour in the horse stance must have never been tried by anyone, but the taste of squatting in the horse stance for half an hour, I think everyone can come out sexually, it feels like two thighs were cramped by the third prince Nezha in the way he used to deal with the Dragon King Ordinary pain, if an otaku who doesn't go out to exercise much for a year does this, then probably the happiness of the lower body will be gone.
A group of children squatted for only a few minutes before they started yelling not to learn, and some even shouted: "I'm here to learn Qinggong."
No matter how you say it, Zhou Yi is not young anymore, so he can't be as naive as these children. He gritted his molars and squatted for 15 minutes. Later, his thighs trembled like a break dance, and he could only squat down on the ground. , the children saw that Zhou Yi, the biggest one, had disarmed and surrendered, and there was even more reason to be special. In the end, this group of students sat on the ground and couldn't stop crying. Jin Yang saw this scene with red eyes and wanted to cry...
Jin Yang said helplessly: "The physical fitness of your group of students can be said to be the worst among the students recruited this year, even you..." Jin Yang pointed to Zhou Yi and said: "You can be regarded as one of the students in this group You are the captain of the school, and your grades are not satisfactory."
Zhou Yi said embarrassedly: "I'm not in a good state today..."
Jin Yang waved his hands and said: "Forget it, get up, it seems that you can only practice from the most basic, let's learn a set of five-step boxing first."
Zhou Yi didn't know any boxing routines at all, but he was overjoyed when he heard the name, because he suddenly remembered the phrase "kill a person in five steps", and he was full of expectations to learn from Coach Jin, but Coach Jin just demonstrated a few moves , Zhou Yi completely realized that if this five-step punch can kill one person in five steps, it would at most kill the opponent alive.
This set of boxing is really too gentle and elegant, every move and every movement is fixed, not flexible and agile at all, not only Zhou Yi is upset, this group of children is also making a fuss, the older ones and the weak ones follow suit, and the younger ones The children sat on the ground and started yelling again, some even shouted: "Can you teach Tianma Meteor Fist?..."
Jin Yang definitely didn't expect the scene to suddenly get out of control. Judging by the surprise, he probably used to use the five-step punch to coax the children very well. At this time, it's not easy to be a coach. A group of children can't fight or scold. , besides, the main thing is that people paid the money, Jin Yang rubbed his hands and hurriedly said: "Calm down, if you don't like it, we can change a boxing style."
Only in this way did everyone regain their emotions, and Zhou Yi thought that he was still in the honor of these children.
Coach Jin said: "Have you heard of Taijiquan?"
The children all yelled "I heard it!"
"Zhang San knows Tai Chi."
"Zhang San? What about Li Si, his name is Zhang Sanfeng."
Seeing such a happy scene, Zhou Yi and Jin Yang were speechless again.
After Coach Jin taught a few simple Tai Chi movements, the group of children did not go on strike again. The main reason is that the names of "Tai Chi" and "Zhang Sanfeng" are here. Coach Jin probably regretted it. The name is enough, call it Beidou Shenquan, and you can see if they practice it.
But now Zhou Yi really quit, you can fool the kids, but this place really wants to learn martial arts to protect themselves, just about to go up and talk to Jin Yang, unexpectedly Jin Yang walked towards him.
"Thank you brother, I lost my composure just now." Jin Yang said with an embarrassed face.
Zhou Yi waved his hand: "Of course, such a heavy responsibility is really stressful, but don't thank me, just teach me a few sets of kung fu, I really want to learn, otherwise I am such a grown-up man, and these children What are you doing nonsense, you can teach me something practical..."
"Are you going to participate in the Rookie King competition?" Jin Yang asked suddenly.
Zhou Yi thought to himself that Jin Yang was really held down by this 'newcomer king', and kept talking about the topic.
"I'm the only one who is still participating in the Rookie King? To be honest, I haven't recovered from the squatting just now. I just want to learn some practical defensive skills. I can protect myself." Zhou Yi narrated.
Jin Yang narrowed his eyes and said, "Oh, what's wrong with you?"
"That's right!" Zhou Yi said decisively.
"But I can't do this. Our martial arts school also has regulations. Let me tell you the truth, as long as the students who sign up, we basically teach a few basic skills." Speaking of this, Jin Yang glanced at it. Glancing at the children on the side, he continued: "Besides, the ones who have signed up over the years are all children, and they can be fooled by just a few tricks. Our Yijing Martial Arts Hall also recruits adult disciples, but it is too difficult to find. No one will think that practicing martial arts able to support the family."
"Actually?" Zhou Yi asked curiously.
Jin Yang said in a low voice: "In fact, the salary is not bad. There are [-] or [-] disciples in our Yijing Martial Arts Gym, and each person's monthly salary can reach several thousand yuan. Our coaches can pay a little more, and we also participate in martial arts competitions and some Activities will use bonuses and income, in short, not hungry."
Zhou Yi asked: "Then what do you mean?"
"You come to us as a disciple! In this way, I can teach you Kungfu with peace of mind, and you can learn skills to make money. What do you think?"
Zhou Yixin said that this Yijing Martial Arts Hall seems to be crazy about recruiting disciples: "Didn't you say that my physical fitness is too poor?"
"You're a poor student. You want to be like Stallone. You can just fight black fists and make a movie. Do you think it will work?" Jin Yang asked with his eyes wide open.
"No!" Zhou Yi refused.
"You still have a job?"
"Resigned."
"You have to take care of your wife and children?"
"Uh, not married yet."
"Oh, you have to take care of your girlfriend..."
"I really don't have a girlfriend."
Jin Yang said in surprise, "Then why don't you agree?"
Zhou Yi was taken aback by these words, yes, why would he refuse?I want to learn kung fu, but I just don't have a job to make money. This is a good opportunity to find faults even if I can't find it!After Zhou Yi thought about it, the reason why he refused all the time was because he felt that learning martial arts was not a serious profession. In front of him, it was just a matter of job title. Zhou Yi suddenly felt like he was back in the time when he graduated from high school and applied for volunteering...
"Why are you recruiting me here?" Zhou Yi asked again at the last moment.
Jin Yang said: "This is common sense. It's not for nothing. It's just for appearance. As long as you can be regarded as a person with sound limbs, any martial arts school will want it. Think about it, it's like parking a car on the road. It's out of gas and you have to push it." It’s more than ten meters away, at this time, a bunch of people are rushing around to help, do you mind if there are a few old men in there?”
"do not mind."
"That's it. A martial arts gym is the same as a pushcart. The more people the better, it doesn't matter if you don't have talent or aptitude." Jin Yang said.
Zhou Yi suddenly realized that if he came in, he would belong to the old man who helped push the cart. Zhou Yi then asked: "Then we don't do anything all day long, we don't make profits, and we learn martial arts for free, and you will pay us." ?”
"It can't be said that we don't do anything. If we push forward a few months, we still have bodyguard business here, that is, sending disciples out to serve as bodyguards for others. Isn't this just creating profits? But now that the martial arts competition is approaching, the bodyguard business is temporary. Canceled, you disciples will just wait for the martial arts competition to be held, collectively responsible for handling chores, and then to help out! Think about it, martial arts competitions are occasions when various martial arts schools compete to show off their power. If there are few disciples, Doesn’t this make your colleagues ridicule?”
Zhou Yi nodded after hearing this, and then asked curiously: "I just heard Coach Guo say that he will find you a disciple to participate in the Rookie King competition or something. If I decide to come in as a disciple, it won't be me?"
As soon as Zhou Yi said this, Jin Yang's complexion suddenly became gloomy again, as if the sadness just now had not receded and surged up again, Zhou Yi also knew that he had slipped his words, and hurriedly said: "Coach Jin, don't take it to heart, I will ..."
Jin Yang interrupted with a sigh: "To be honest, if only you could help me..."
Zhou Yi didn't dare to speak and waited quietly.
"This martial arts tournament is getting closer and closer, and the stone in my heart is getting higher and lower..." Jin Yang began to narrate: "Last year, the disciple I trained won the championship in the competition for the rookie king of the martial arts tournament. , I made a bet with Shuangquan Martial Arts in a short time after the game. The general idea of the bet is that if I fail to lead my disciples to successfully defend the title of the Rookie King Contest this year, Yijing Martial Arts will publicly admit that their overall strength is second to none. After the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy, if the Yijing Martial Arts Academy breaks the contract, then I will kneel at the head of the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy for a day to apologize."
After hearing this, Zhou Yi suddenly realized that Coach Jin had done such a bad thing. This is like selling vegetables in the market, selling a catty more than others every day, and then boasting: "Tomorrow I will compete with you!" If you sell too little, I will quit the market!" And when I said this, I didn't ask for the approval of the marketing manager, which must be wrong.
Zhou Yi then asked again: "Then you are not yet determined to participate in the rookie king competition, right?"
Jin Yang shook his head: "Hey, how do you make me sure? I don't even have any decent disciples now... It's only a month before the martial arts tournament is held. If I don't have a very good foundation and talent, I would rather recognize me as my disciple." If someone from the master appears, then I can only... only fulfill the bet!"
This is really a problem, just like the elementary school students agreed to fight after school, otherwise they have to give up the position of the boss, and in the end, they are in the same embarrassing situation that they struggle to walk without eating at noon.
Zhou Yi said: "With my physique and talent, I can't help you. It seems that I can only help you out."
A little bit of joy flashed across Jin Yang's face, and then he returned to his original state and said, "So you agreed to become a disciple of Yijing Martial Arts?"
"I'll give it a try first, the main thing is to learn martial arts." Zhou Yi scratched his head.
Coach Jin nodded: "Well, as long as you are a disciple of the martial arts school, our martial arts school will teach you the real thing. It depends on whether you take it seriously."
"Absolutely have to be serious!" Zhou Yixin said, learning how to vent your anger if you don't take it seriously.
(End of this chapter)
"Ah!" Mole immediately yelled, the cracking sound was caused by Zhou Yi's punch that broke the bone.
swelling of the liver.A group of people behind Mole hurriedly gathered around to check, the hands of Mole and Mole trembled as if they had epilepsy, and the people around asked, "Brother Mole! Where is the pain?"
Ruffian and Zi Mo said angrily, "Oh...finger..."
A group of people looked at it for a while, and finally said in a low voice: "It's okay, it's okay, only two of the five fingers were broken."
Zhou Yi was taken aback when he heard this. It was the first time he used this power to improve himself, but he didn't expect such a big effect. At this moment, the members of the Qingqing Grassland team began to shout: "Captain~chang~wei~wu ~"
At this time, Coach Jin also walked up to Zhou Yi and muttered, "You...what's the matter with you?"
Zhou Yi pretended to be confused and said, "My college is on the track and field team, and I'm in shot put."
Ruffian and Zi Mo seemed to have regained their strength at this moment, pointed at Zhou Yi with three trembling fingers and said, "You boy, you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, I remember you!"
After saying this, the members of the Qingqing Grassland team shouted again: "Bing~no~disgusting~fraud~"
Ruffian, Zi Mo and everyone collectively "hummed", and retreated in a bit of a mess, and when they reached the gap in the barrier, ** Mole shouted: "Jin Yang, you will definitely be the most embarrassed one in this year's martial arts competition!" ...Ah! Slowly touch..."
These people finally thanked each other. Coach Jin said to Zhou Yi: "Zhou Yi, you should have a general understanding of the situation just now, so..."
Zhou Yi waved his hand and said, "Coach Jin, no, I know what you mean, but I am physically better than others. If there is a real fight, I will be frightened as a spectator to be honest."
Coach Jin's expression suddenly ended: "Oh, I also know that you won't agree. In fact, I have trained many disciples in this year, but they..."
Zhou Yi interrupted: "I know this, I was scared away by that kind of training method."
"Absolutely not." Coach Jin suddenly concluded: "I have never done that to them, and each of them disappeared suddenly when they were almost ready to play."
Zhou Yi nodded as if enlightened, and said, "Oh, just after you steamed a bun, it was taken away by a dog?"
Coach Jin nodded heavily: "That's right, I think they are afraid of being retaliated by Shuangquan Martial Arts after they win the rookie king in the martial arts competition, so up to now, I don't have a single disciple that I can take out."
Coach Jin glanced at the Qingqing Grassland team at the end of his speech, and then sighed again.
Zhou Yi said: "Is there no one in the Yijing Martial Arts Gym who is willing to help you? Besides Coach Guo and those two men?"
"No...not a single one." Coach Jin replied: "This is my retribution. I have disregarded the overall situation for the sake of a moment, and now I have ended up in such a mess. This is all retribution! Moreover, if this year my disciple If I don’t get the rookie king, I have no choice but to leave here, I can’t let Yijing Martial Arts take on everything.”
Zhou Yi was a little puzzled and said: "Then you left, what should they do if they come to force Yijing Wuguan to admit defeat? Everyone said it very clearly, if you can't win, Yijing Wuguan has to be Shuangquan Wuguan little brother."
"There is another clause in the bet, that is, if Yijing Wuguan does not take responsibility, then I, Jin Yang, will kneel in front of Shuangquan Wuguan for a whole day." When Coach Jin said this, his eyes were extremely lost, as if two A shriveled jujube, a bit of the original luster is gone.
Zhou Yi really felt a little uncomfortable hearing this. Although he didn't know the exact time of the martial arts competition, it must be close at hand. Although Coach Jin has a team now, he doesn't have any disciples who can make a move. It's okay for me to be the captain, but I also rely on this enhanced watch. If I don't have this thing, I will be vulnerable.
Besides, even if you have this watch, it will be useless if you really want to compete with the masters in the arena. Words such as four or two, using cleverness to control speed, and using movement to control stillness are all a deterrent to Zhou Yi.
Just as Zhou Yi was thinking, Coach Jin said sadly: "Oh, there is only one month left, so you are my only chance, if you don't agree, then I can only buy a pair of knee pads .”
Zhou Yi was puzzled and said, "Why do you buy knee pads? Do you want to put them on yourself?"
"Kneeling for a day will hurt your knees." Coach Jin said lightly.
"Coach Jin...you...don't make things difficult for me...I...I really..." Zhou Yi spoke incoherently.
Coach Jin suddenly regarded death as home and said: "Forget it, Zhou Yi, I know this is very unfair to you, I will not force you, after all, you still have to take care of your family."
Zhou Yi said dumbfounded, "I'm not married yet."
"Then you have to take care of your girlfriend..."
"I don't have a girlfriend yet."
"You still have to take care of your work..."
"Uh... I just quit my job."
"You...then why didn't you agree to me!" Coach Jin suddenly changed his attitude again.
Zhou Yi was also a little confused, and said, "Why didn't I agree to you... Oh, yes, I said I was afraid!"
Coach Jin seemed to be grasping at straws: "That's because you are too weak now, Zhou Yi, you have to know that there is still a month left, as long as you formally accept me as your teacher from today, I will draw a picture of you." One month will focus on cultivating you. With your talent, you will definitely be able to win the rookie king of this year's martial arts tournament in one month, and haven't you been in trouble recently? Don't you want to learn practical self-defense skills? Asking me as a teacher is all it takes Almighty solved!"
Zhou Yi was about to be brainwashed, and immediately couldn't find a reason to reject Coach Jin, and finally whispered: "Well, I spent five days' money..."
Coach Jin immediately said: "The money for five days will be refunded to you in a short while! You don't need a penny to learn martial arts after learning martial arts from me, and you can eat, and as long as you get this year's rookie king, then you are in There is already a place in the Yijing Martial Arts Academy, don’t you have a job? After the rookie king, you can be a coach here! Like me, you can teach Wubuquan for three days under a different name. What a good job? Also, Don't you have a girlfriend? That aunt who makes clothes..."
Zhou Yi interrupted when he heard "Ah!"
"The aunt who makes clothes has a daughter who is as beautiful as a flower, and I can even match you up!" Coach Jin continued.
Zhou Yi shook his head to wake himself up and said, "Coach Jin, this matter is too hasty, I still have to think about it."
Coach Jin said: "You can consider it." Then Coach Jin grabbed Zhou Yi's arm and said, "But you must promise me..."
Zhou Yi: "..."
The dozen or so members of the Qingqing Grassland team had watched the excitement for a long time. At this moment, the members all got up from the ground and stood in a row, shouting together.
"Captain, promise him! Captain, promise him! Captain, promise him! Captain..."
The scene is a bit like a marriage proposal, a pair of gay friends.
"Okay! I can only promise you for the time being." Zhou Yi said carefully after thinking about it.
The members of the Qingqing Grassland Team were overjoyed, but Coach Jin had a calm expression of joy. He patted Zhou Yi's shoulder with a relaxed smile, and continued, "Brother, thank you for helping me!"
Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "It's hard to say whether I will be able to help or not. I just try my best to learn. If I really can't learn well, then there's nothing I can do. I don't want to be beaten on stage."
Coach Jin said: "Brother, don't be so unconfident, just because you can dodge my punch and break the two fingers of the mole with one punch, these two points are not among the disciples I recruited before. Those who can do it, they all won the rookie king last year, let alone you!"
Zhou Yi smiled restrainedly. He felt that this incident was indeed a bit sudden, and he seemed to have an additional responsibility, but this responsibility did not seem to be heavy. It could even be said that it just met Zhou Yi's most standard load, and offended the hooligans. , lost his job, was chased and beaten, and now he is learning from a teacher. With the help of this enhanced watch, he can also become the rookie king of the tournament, and then maybe get a coaching job. The most important thing is that his original wish has been fulfilled , That is to learn Kung Fu self-defense.Zhou Yijue seemed very satisfied.
"Coach Jin, since it's settled for the time being, I won't come tomorrow." Zhou Yi said.
Coach Jin was naturally surprised: "Not coming?"
"Well, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, give me two days, I will deal with some of my own affairs first, and in the next month, I will concentrate on practicing martial arts, and I don't want to be ashamed in the martial arts tournament." Zhou Yi explained .
Coach Jin also readily agreed. After all, with Zhou Yi as the master spectrum in his heart, it was not a day or two away.
Zhou Yi had a meal with Coach Jin at noon, and Zhou Yi walked back in the afternoon. Zhou Yi also had a plan in mind to take these two days off. However, there is no way to protect himself and escape when there are too many people or a real master. As for today's mole, Zhou Yi found that he can handle five or six moves. Your guys don't guarantee five shots in advance.
Besides, there is still one thing I haven't done. I haven't repaid Jia Fei's favor. Tomorrow, Zhou Yi plans to contact him so that he can help with that.
Zhou Yi was thinking about walking, but when he turned a corner, he realized that something was wrong. Someone was following him, and it wasn't just one of them!
Zhou Yi thought to himself, could it be that beard again?This is unlikely, since someone with such good news and not being located by GPS, Zhou Yi pretended to turn a corner and stopped immediately, hiding in a corner and peeking back, this time it really wasn’t that bearded man , but the mole, Zhou Yi's heart sank, is this to avenge those two fingers?
There were three people in total, a mole plus a middle-aged man, and the young man who was beaten up by a man today. Zhou Yi thought he had to run quickly. Two of the three people were angry today, and they were shot at the gun when caught. He wanted to increase his speed and prepare to leave in the dust, but he didn't expect these grandsons to lay an ambush. Zhou Yi just turned around, and there were two people in front of him, who were also from the Shuangquan Martial Art Museum.
Zhou Yi pretended nothing happened and walked forward. The two of them immediately blocked the road ahead. Zhou Yi said, "What are you doing? I called the police!"
At this moment, ruffian and Zi Mo led the two to follow, Zhou Yi turned around and said, "What are you doing, those who practice martial arts will be aboveboard..."
Ruffian and Zi Mo's hands were already covered with bandages, but there was no anger on his face: "Brother, we are here to discuss things with you, of course martial arts practitioners don't do more to bully the less." Things."
Only then did Zhou Yi feel relieved, and said, "What are you discussing?"
Ruffian and Zi Mo said: "Today at the Yijing Martial Art Museum, I saw my brother's kung fu is hidden. He is so low-key and humble at such a young age, it really makes us..."
"Can you talk about something if you have something to do? I have to go back to eat." Zhou Yi was most annoyed by these polite words.
After hearing this, Ruffian and Zi Mo got straight to the point, and said, "What we mean is, brother, if you can join our Shuangquan Martial Arts Gym, or leave the Yijing Martial Arts Gym, we will have generous compensation."
It was only when Zhou Yi heard this that he suddenly realized that this Shuangquan martial arts gym seemed to be trying to force Coach Jin to his death. It was no wonder that every time Coach Jin disappeared after training a student, it was probably bought by this Shuangquan martial arts gym. Yes, Zhou Yi inquired, "What compensation?"
**Mole smiled happily when she heard this, and said: "If you directly join our Shuangquan Martial Arts Gym, then we will formally accept you as a disciple, and you can receive a certain salary every month. If you leave the Yijing Martial Arts Gym, then we will also I will give you 1 yuan in compensation at one time!"
Zhou Yi thought to himself that the treatment was not bad, but it would be useless if he wanted to do things without conscience. Zhou Yi refused, "Forget it, I don't plan to be a formal disciple, and I don't need money for the time being."
Ruffian and Zi Mo changed face and said, "Are you dissatisfied? If you have any request, just say it!"
Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "You guys are treated very well." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
Ruffian and Zi Mo asked, "What benefits does the Yijing Martial Arts Academy give you?"
Zhou Yi lowered his body and said, "It didn't do me any favors, except that I don't have to betray my conscience."
"Stop him!" Ruffian and Zi Mo yelled, and the others immediately surrounded Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi felt as if he had gotten into a chicken coop. Arm, Zhou Yi felt like a chicken again.
"Do you want to do it?" Mole asked in a threatening tone.
Zhou Yi had no choice but to lie first: "What are you worried about? I'm not an official student of Coach Jin. I'm just an ordinary student. I'll leave after five days of study."
The others looked at each other in dismay, and the **** mole rolled his eyes twice and said: "Fart, can a student break my two fingers? Can a student avoid my five moves?"
The others also asked in unison: "Really?"
Zhou Yi said in a low voice, "It's because he's too good."
** Mole was furious when he heard this: "MD, beat him up first!" After saying this, ** Mole hurriedly withdrew, after all, he was still seriously injured, and it would be even more tragic if he was seriously (chong) injured , but when he withdrew the "chicken coop", the seams were exposed, and Zhou Yi poked his way out. These people stretched out their hands to pull, but Zhou Yi increased his speed at this time, and in the blink of an eye It takes only five or six meters to jump out.
Everyone present was startled, pointing at Zhou Yi and shouting: "This grandson is like a night owl."
** Mole saw the situation and became anxious. After a few steps, Zhou Yi had already disappeared. ** Mole stood on the ground with one hand pinching his waist and said: "This guy is not from Jamaica, right?"
Zhou Yi has been running for hundreds of meters, and passers-by will be shocked when they meet him. If Zhou Yi puts on a pair of red shoes, they will probably be mistaken for Nezha stepping on Hot Wheels.
Standing down and looking back, Zhou Yi knew that he was safe, and thought that misfortunes never come singly, but fortunately, this enhanced watch really saved him once. When he returned to his residence, Zhou Yi hurriedly pulled Nuwa in the kitchen She came out, and then told her that she promised Coach Jin to practice martial arts. The video of the bar performing "magic" has now been uploaded to the Internet, and the hits are still very popular.
Zhou Yi asked, "What's the name of the video?"
Nu Wa said coldly: "The bar boy's magic performance is comparable to that of Liu Qian."
Zhou Yi laughed out loud, but Nvwa's expression was still sour. Zhou Yi hurriedly assured Nvwa, "Just this time, I won't show off the things you gave me again in the future? Is that okay?"
……
On the second day, Zhou Yi came again with five senses. Just after entering the door, a young woman walked out of the registration room. She was also a martial arts practitioner. She was wearing a military uniform and a swallowtail. She walked up to Zhou Yi and said, "You are sending your child to register of?"
Zhou Yi was a little flustered, and said, "Do we only accept children here?"
The woman waved her hand and said, "No, no, I thought you were here to see off the child, so you are here to sign up?"
Zhou Yi nodded stiffly, and the woman said, "Okay, come with me."
Zhou Yi followed the woman through a group of children, came to the registration room, filled in the basic personal information, and finally heard the woman say the charging standard, here at least five days of payment must be paid in one go, 100 yuan a day, Zhou Yi After listening to it, he paid for a course of treatment cruelly, and then asked: "Do you teach Kung Fu here according to each person's characteristics or..."
"I didn't say that, I just practice together." The woman said after collecting the money.
"I practice with these kids?" Zhou Yi asked.
"Yes." The woman said of course.
Zhou Yi was speechless. He spent 500 yuan to spend a week with these children.
Zhou Yi said: "See if you can do this, just teach me some practical moves, the ones that are easy to learn and very good at fighting."
The woman said: "How can there be that kind of kung fu? Nowadays, learning Kung Fu is all about showcasing."
Zhou Yi sighed, touched his forehead, and sighed, I never thought that there are such honest employees now, even if you lie to me, I will feel better.
"You still have to take care of me. After all, I'm such an adult, and I can't justify being with these children. Just tell the coach to teach me some practical things, mainly because I'm in a hurry to use them." Zhou Yi pleaded again.
The woman stared and asked, "Are you in a hurry to use it? What are you doing?"
"Uh... it's just for self-defense, it won't break the law." Zhou Yi explained.
The woman's attitude softened and said: "That's fine, I will mention this to the coach, but you must practice with these children. We have regulations, and you must come in batches."
Zhou Yi: "..."
After they were all lined up, Zhou Yi stood awkwardly among a group of children. An old lady came over pushing a box. The box was full of clothes that Xuewu uniformly wore. The group of children happily took away their own clothes. For clothes, a few little girls knew to go to the locker room to change, and some boys took off all their clothes on the spot.
And Zhou Yi searched through the box, but there was no big size clothes in it, all of them were children's clothes. Zhou Yi asked the aunt, "Why don't you have any bigger clothes?"
The aunt looked at Zhou Yi and said, "Hi! I thought you were the parent, yes, I'll find it for you now." Then she turned around to look for clothes, and vaguely heard muttering in her mouth: "A young man Why are you still mixing with the children..."
After they all changed their clothes and made all preparations, everyone dispatched a team. Zhou Yi was at the end of the team and followed them into a large room. There were three words written on the plaque hanging above the large room. The children looked at They're all arguing.
"Diao, Wu, Tang!"
"That's not Diao, it's a spoon."
An older child said contemptuously: "Shut up, that's the martial arts hall."
"Then what's the difference between the martial arts hall and the bathing hall..."
Zhou Yi couldn't stop laughing when he heard it at the moment. At this moment, a tall middle-aged man with slender hands and feet came into the room. This middle-aged man was not as strong as Coach Guo, but he looked very flexible. Zhou Yi thought it might be possible. It was the one who taught the monkeys martial arts like stealing peaches.
The children also calmed down when they saw this middle-aged man. They had the impression that people who know martial arts are not very good-tempered. A few words that are unlucky may lead to death, and they even have to force you to kneel down and apologize. But let it go, at this moment, the middle-aged man suddenly "thumped" and fell to his knees.
A group of children and Zhou Yi took three steps back, staring helplessly at the middle-aged man kneeling on the ground, Zhou Yi thought to himself what kind of rule is this?It doesn't look like RB sumo. Could it be that they regard the registered students as their parents?Zhou Yi couldn't bear it any longer, and a child beside him said, "This may be the toad skill!"
The middle-aged man suddenly showed a heartbroken look again, covered his face with his hands on his thighs, and began to cry. Zhou Yi was confused again, and the child next to him said: "This performance is not Huoyun. The evil god? The one that was slapped by Zhou Xingchi with the Tathagata palm."
The other children also said: "That's right, crying is fake, he probably holds a little golden flower in his hand, and that little golden flower can kill people."
Zhou Yi shook his head and grinned: "Don't make trouble, otherwise there will be no little red flowers." After saying that, he walked towards the middle-aged man, who was still crying and ignored Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi patted the middle-aged man. Shoulder said: "Brother, you are..."
"I regret it too late!" The middle-aged man suddenly roared in a muffled voice.
Zhou Yi hurriedly comforted him: "What can you not think about? A man can bend and stretch, not to mention that you are still a martial arts practitioner, and you can swallow mountains and rivers with your mind. You shouldn't have done anything that insulted the teacher..."
"I got involved in Yijing Martial Arts, I... I'm a bastard!" The middle-aged man cried and rubbed his face again, wondering why he didn't wash his face in the morning...
Zhou Yi saw that he couldn't handle it, so he had to say: "Brother, keep crying, but don't kneel down, and if you kneel, don't kneel down to our students, you are still a few generations behind, you From another angle, look at this Mao Zhangfei, you kneel to him."
After hearing this, the elder brother suddenly took the time to accuse Zhou Yi: "This is not Zhang Fei, this is Guan Yu, the Martial God!"
Zhou Yi said perfunctorily: "Whoever you love, you will become..."
Before he could help the middle-aged man adjust his body position, the three of them rushed into the martial arts hall again, and Zhou Yi almost jumped out a few meters with a loud shout. After a closer look, it turned out that the person who came was Coach Guo and his followers. The two big men behind him, Coach Guo glared at the middle-aged man kneeling on the ground as soon as he entered the door. Zhou Yi saw that it was done, and the peace was old.
Unexpectedly, this coach Guo has no intention of calming down the matter at all, and pointed at the crying middle-aged man with anger and cursed: "Jin Yang! You are not ashamed, do you think you can save it by kneeling and crying? You kneel , you cry, even if your knees are broken and your tears are dried up, Yijing Wuguan will not forgive you."
Zhou Yi muttered: "Aren't all the goddesses who kneel down..."
At this time, the middle-aged man Jin Yang raised his tearful face and shouted to Coach Guo: "Guo Hai, beat me up! I've ruined the Yijing Martial Arts Academy. Brother! I am willing to atone for the Yijing Martial Arts Academy!"
Coach Guo Guo Haidao: "What do you want to atone for? Jin Yang, do you still look like a master who has won the rookie Wang Guiguan's disciple? At this time, the key is that you can cheer up!"
Zhou Yi pondered, it seems that Guo Hai hates Jin Yang a little bit, and this Jin Yang is no small matter, what kind of king does his disciple win...
"It was because of the rookie king that I put down my big words and signed the contract with Shuangquan Wuguan privately, but now there is no time, I am not willing to add my shame to the four characters of Yijing Wuguan." Jin Yang At this time, I had no strength to cry. It is said that a big man can cry like this, and the pain can be imagined.
Guo Hai squatted down, patted Jin Yang on the shoulder and said, "Jin Yang, cheer up, we still have a month to go, I believe God will love you."
After hearing this, Jin Yang sighed and fell silent. The two people came and went and staged such a bloody and tragic drama, completely ignoring Zhou Yi and a group of students. At this time, Zhou Yi thought that he could no longer be an audience, One is that I can’t watch it without knowing the truth, and the other is that I paid money to learn martial arts. If I want to watch a tragic drama, I can just go to the cinema and watch a domestic comedy...
"I'm talking about two... coaches, us students..." Zhou Yi hesitated.
Guo Hai stood up and looked at Zhou Yi: "Are you also a student?"
Zhou Yi nodded bluntly, Guo Hai shook his head and said, "It's been a long time since a student of this age has come."
Zhou Yi coughed twice. Hearing this, he felt as if he was over sixty years old and didn't have much work to do.
"Alright, Jin Yang, this is the last batch of students before the martial arts competition. You can continue to tutor and tutor. As for your participating disciples this year, I will naturally find a way. The plaque was trampled on!"
Jin Yang got up and wiped away his tears: "Guo Hai, thank you, even if there is no way out, I should bear it myself."
Guo Hai nodded, turned around and took the two men behind him away. Jin Yang began to adjust his emotions. Zhou Yi thought that it was not easy for Jin Yang. After crying, he had to teach a group of children how to learn martial arts. : "Coach Jin, there is nothing against a big man."
At this time, Jin Yang's mood has recovered, and he said loudly to everyone: "I made everyone laugh, but the course will continue. I will be your coach Jin in the future. Let's have the first class now, and do the basics first." Let's see how everyone is doing."
Zhou Yi and a group of children shouted in unison: "Okay!"
"Squat for half an hour."
Zhou Yi and a group of children responded in unison: "Huh?"
Coach Jin said seriously: "There is nothing against a big man!"
Squatting for half an hour in the horse stance must have never been tried by anyone, but the taste of squatting in the horse stance for half an hour, I think everyone can come out sexually, it feels like two thighs were cramped by the third prince Nezha in the way he used to deal with the Dragon King Ordinary pain, if an otaku who doesn't go out to exercise much for a year does this, then probably the happiness of the lower body will be gone.
A group of children squatted for only a few minutes before they started yelling not to learn, and some even shouted: "I'm here to learn Qinggong."
No matter how you say it, Zhou Yi is not young anymore, so he can't be as naive as these children. He gritted his molars and squatted for 15 minutes. Later, his thighs trembled like a break dance, and he could only squat down on the ground. , the children saw that Zhou Yi, the biggest one, had disarmed and surrendered, and there was even more reason to be special. In the end, this group of students sat on the ground and couldn't stop crying. Jin Yang saw this scene with red eyes and wanted to cry...
Jin Yang said helplessly: "The physical fitness of your group of students can be said to be the worst among the students recruited this year, even you..." Jin Yang pointed to Zhou Yi and said: "You can be regarded as one of the students in this group You are the captain of the school, and your grades are not satisfactory."
Zhou Yi said embarrassedly: "I'm not in a good state today..."
Jin Yang waved his hands and said: "Forget it, get up, it seems that you can only practice from the most basic, let's learn a set of five-step boxing first."
Zhou Yi didn't know any boxing routines at all, but he was overjoyed when he heard the name, because he suddenly remembered the phrase "kill a person in five steps", and he was full of expectations to learn from Coach Jin, but Coach Jin just demonstrated a few moves , Zhou Yi completely realized that if this five-step punch can kill one person in five steps, it would at most kill the opponent alive.
This set of boxing is really too gentle and elegant, every move and every movement is fixed, not flexible and agile at all, not only Zhou Yi is upset, this group of children is also making a fuss, the older ones and the weak ones follow suit, and the younger ones The children sat on the ground and started yelling again, some even shouted: "Can you teach Tianma Meteor Fist?..."
Jin Yang definitely didn't expect the scene to suddenly get out of control. Judging by the surprise, he probably used to use the five-step punch to coax the children very well. At this time, it's not easy to be a coach. A group of children can't fight or scold. , besides, the main thing is that people paid the money, Jin Yang rubbed his hands and hurriedly said: "Calm down, if you don't like it, we can change a boxing style."
Only in this way did everyone regain their emotions, and Zhou Yi thought that he was still in the honor of these children.
Coach Jin said: "Have you heard of Taijiquan?"
The children all yelled "I heard it!"
"Zhang San knows Tai Chi."
"Zhang San? What about Li Si, his name is Zhang Sanfeng."
Seeing such a happy scene, Zhou Yi and Jin Yang were speechless again.
After Coach Jin taught a few simple Tai Chi movements, the group of children did not go on strike again. The main reason is that the names of "Tai Chi" and "Zhang Sanfeng" are here. Coach Jin probably regretted it. The name is enough, call it Beidou Shenquan, and you can see if they practice it.
But now Zhou Yi really quit, you can fool the kids, but this place really wants to learn martial arts to protect themselves, just about to go up and talk to Jin Yang, unexpectedly Jin Yang walked towards him.
"Thank you brother, I lost my composure just now." Jin Yang said with an embarrassed face.
Zhou Yi waved his hand: "Of course, such a heavy responsibility is really stressful, but don't thank me, just teach me a few sets of kung fu, I really want to learn, otherwise I am such a grown-up man, and these children What are you doing nonsense, you can teach me something practical..."
"Are you going to participate in the Rookie King competition?" Jin Yang asked suddenly.
Zhou Yi thought to himself that Jin Yang was really held down by this 'newcomer king', and kept talking about the topic.
"I'm the only one who is still participating in the Rookie King? To be honest, I haven't recovered from the squatting just now. I just want to learn some practical defensive skills. I can protect myself." Zhou Yi narrated.
Jin Yang narrowed his eyes and said, "Oh, what's wrong with you?"
"That's right!" Zhou Yi said decisively.
"But I can't do this. Our martial arts school also has regulations. Let me tell you the truth, as long as the students who sign up, we basically teach a few basic skills." Speaking of this, Jin Yang glanced at it. Glancing at the children on the side, he continued: "Besides, the ones who have signed up over the years are all children, and they can be fooled by just a few tricks. Our Yijing Martial Arts Hall also recruits adult disciples, but it is too difficult to find. No one will think that practicing martial arts able to support the family."
"Actually?" Zhou Yi asked curiously.
Jin Yang said in a low voice: "In fact, the salary is not bad. There are [-] or [-] disciples in our Yijing Martial Arts Gym, and each person's monthly salary can reach several thousand yuan. Our coaches can pay a little more, and we also participate in martial arts competitions and some Activities will use bonuses and income, in short, not hungry."
Zhou Yi asked: "Then what do you mean?"
"You come to us as a disciple! In this way, I can teach you Kungfu with peace of mind, and you can learn skills to make money. What do you think?"
Zhou Yixin said that this Yijing Martial Arts Hall seems to be crazy about recruiting disciples: "Didn't you say that my physical fitness is too poor?"
"You're a poor student. You want to be like Stallone. You can just fight black fists and make a movie. Do you think it will work?" Jin Yang asked with his eyes wide open.
"No!" Zhou Yi refused.
"You still have a job?"
"Resigned."
"You have to take care of your wife and children?"
"Uh, not married yet."
"Oh, you have to take care of your girlfriend..."
"I really don't have a girlfriend."
Jin Yang said in surprise, "Then why don't you agree?"
Zhou Yi was taken aback by these words, yes, why would he refuse?I want to learn kung fu, but I just don't have a job to make money. This is a good opportunity to find faults even if I can't find it!After Zhou Yi thought about it, the reason why he refused all the time was because he felt that learning martial arts was not a serious profession. In front of him, it was just a matter of job title. Zhou Yi suddenly felt like he was back in the time when he graduated from high school and applied for volunteering...
"Why are you recruiting me here?" Zhou Yi asked again at the last moment.
Jin Yang said: "This is common sense. It's not for nothing. It's just for appearance. As long as you can be regarded as a person with sound limbs, any martial arts school will want it. Think about it, it's like parking a car on the road. It's out of gas and you have to push it." It’s more than ten meters away, at this time, a bunch of people are rushing around to help, do you mind if there are a few old men in there?”
"do not mind."
"That's it. A martial arts gym is the same as a pushcart. The more people the better, it doesn't matter if you don't have talent or aptitude." Jin Yang said.
Zhou Yi suddenly realized that if he came in, he would belong to the old man who helped push the cart. Zhou Yi then asked: "Then we don't do anything all day long, we don't make profits, and we learn martial arts for free, and you will pay us." ?”
"It can't be said that we don't do anything. If we push forward a few months, we still have bodyguard business here, that is, sending disciples out to serve as bodyguards for others. Isn't this just creating profits? But now that the martial arts competition is approaching, the bodyguard business is temporary. Canceled, you disciples will just wait for the martial arts competition to be held, collectively responsible for handling chores, and then to help out! Think about it, martial arts competitions are occasions when various martial arts schools compete to show off their power. If there are few disciples, Doesn’t this make your colleagues ridicule?”
Zhou Yi nodded after hearing this, and then asked curiously: "I just heard Coach Guo say that he will find you a disciple to participate in the Rookie King competition or something. If I decide to come in as a disciple, it won't be me?"
As soon as Zhou Yi said this, Jin Yang's complexion suddenly became gloomy again, as if the sadness just now had not receded and surged up again, Zhou Yi also knew that he had slipped his words, and hurriedly said: "Coach Jin, don't take it to heart, I will ..."
Jin Yang interrupted with a sigh: "To be honest, if only you could help me..."
Zhou Yi didn't dare to speak and waited quietly.
"This martial arts tournament is getting closer and closer, and the stone in my heart is getting higher and lower..." Jin Yang began to narrate: "Last year, the disciple I trained won the championship in the competition for the rookie king of the martial arts tournament. , I made a bet with Shuangquan Martial Arts in a short time after the game. The general idea of the bet is that if I fail to lead my disciples to successfully defend the title of the Rookie King Contest this year, Yijing Martial Arts will publicly admit that their overall strength is second to none. After the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy, if the Yijing Martial Arts Academy breaks the contract, then I will kneel at the head of the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy for a day to apologize."
After hearing this, Zhou Yi suddenly realized that Coach Jin had done such a bad thing. This is like selling vegetables in the market, selling a catty more than others every day, and then boasting: "Tomorrow I will compete with you!" If you sell too little, I will quit the market!" And when I said this, I didn't ask for the approval of the marketing manager, which must be wrong.
Zhou Yi then asked again: "Then you are not yet determined to participate in the rookie king competition, right?"
Jin Yang shook his head: "Hey, how do you make me sure? I don't even have any decent disciples now... It's only a month before the martial arts tournament is held. If I don't have a very good foundation and talent, I would rather recognize me as my disciple." If someone from the master appears, then I can only... only fulfill the bet!"
This is really a problem, just like the elementary school students agreed to fight after school, otherwise they have to give up the position of the boss, and in the end, they are in the same embarrassing situation that they struggle to walk without eating at noon.
Zhou Yi said: "With my physique and talent, I can't help you. It seems that I can only help you out."
A little bit of joy flashed across Jin Yang's face, and then he returned to his original state and said, "So you agreed to become a disciple of Yijing Martial Arts?"
"I'll give it a try first, the main thing is to learn martial arts." Zhou Yi scratched his head.
Coach Jin nodded: "Well, as long as you are a disciple of the martial arts school, our martial arts school will teach you the real thing. It depends on whether you take it seriously."
"Absolutely have to be serious!" Zhou Yixin said, learning how to vent your anger if you don't take it seriously.
(End of this chapter)
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