The Biography of Fangirls and Immortals

Chapter 383 Stupid Emperor
The little maid was trembling with fright. She heard that the person who kidnapped her was obviously a woman, but how could there be such a powerful woman in the world!

"Okay... okay... I'll take you there, don't kill me..." The maid nodded vaguely.

Su Hongyan still didn't let go of her hand. After all, she had lived in the palace herself, and knew that these maids are not simple, just like when she served Nangongru back then, she also had to deal with all kinds of intrigues in the palace. Intrigues and deceptions, the IQ has been tempered to an unusually high level.

Controlling this little court lady, she found Emperor Shi Mingguo's bedroom. From a distance, she heard the sound of laughing and laughing inside, even mixed with the tenderness of some beauties. , but still very energetic!
"Okay, your mission is complete!" Arriving at the gate of Emperor Shi Mingguo's bedroom, Su Hongyan threw the little maid away.

"Thank you sorceress, thank you so much for not killing me." The little palace maid bowed twice and ran away in a hurry!
Su Hongyan kicked open the door of the emperor's bedroom, and said in a loud voice: "Wanfu, my majesty, I am Su Hongyan, the eldest disciple of Yuanchun Hall of Xianmen. Someone has already informed you just now!"

Su Hongyan's voice is not only domineering, but her whole body is also domineering. I saw her standing at the door with her hands behind her back, looking up at the emperor with a surprised and terrified expression on her face.

"Ah... catch the assassin... There are assassins..." The beauties in the palace were already in a mess, fleeing one after another, and the emperor himself shrank under the table, "Come, come... catch the assassin! Get the assassin... "

"Fuck you! If we wanted to kill you, your head would have been gone long ago!" Li Yaoluo snorted coldly.

"Your Majesty the Emperor, I advise you to shut up, these two friends of mine are not easy to provoke." Jun Bu smiled slightly, walked up to the Emperor, picked him up by his collar, and pressed him down. the original seat.

"You...you, you are so brave, you dare to trespass into my bedroom, are you guilty?" The emperor was full of flesh, trembling with fright, and tried his best to put on his majesty.

Su Hongyan and Li Yaoluo found a seat at random, and said directly: "Your Majesty, just now you deliberately played tricks on the three of us, we don't care as much as you, since you don't want to give you face, we can only use force to solve it. It's very simple, we have a request for this trip, which is for you to take in those refugees outside the city, if you are willing to agree, it is naturally good, if you do not agree, we also have a way to get you to agree."

"You... you guys! How dare you threaten me!" The emperor's voice trembled, "My Imperial Forest Army cannot be compared with the three of you! Real bows and arrows can fly faster than you!"

"Oh? If you are really ignorant, we have no choice but to let you see how powerful you are!" Su Hongyan picked up a wine glass casually, and while speaking, the wine glass had already turned into powder in her hand.

Seeing the obviously frightened look in the emperor's eyes, Su Hongyan felt indescribably proud. Sure enough, having a strong zhenqi has many benefits. Just in terms of intimidating people, she has already benefited a lot!She really likes this domineering feeling, just like what she saw in modern TV dramas, but at that time, she just watched it. She didn't expect that one day, this kind of hand would crush a cup and Turning this cup into a powder finer than flour, even she can do it!
"You... don't you just want me to take in those refugees? I, I can promise you that my country, Shi Ming, has a vast land and rich resources. It is still possible to take in such a few refugees, but those people have nothing to do with Shi Ming. I take them in, but I don't mean to let them pick up this cheap one for nothing, I have one condition! If you can do it, I will take them in." The emperor said.

"Okay, tell me, what are the conditions, as long as we can do it, we will do our best." Su Hongyan said.

Only then did I realize that the emperor had deliberately put on airs with the three of himself and asked them to wait outside the palace, in order to frighten the three of them so that it would be convenient for him to negotiate terms with them the next day. They did this probably because they were afraid of the strength of their cultivators, but they didn't expect to be self-defeating and angered them instead.

"You people are gathered outside the border of our Shiming country, isn't it just to enter Hanbichi? I want something inside. If you can get it for me, I will take in these refugees, not only these refugees I will accept it, and even the refugees who come back, I can promise you that I will accept it together.” Talking about what he wanted, the emperor’s eyes lit up, his momentum calmed down, and he was no longer as scared as before.

"What?" Su Hongyan asked.

"I really heard that the soil at the bottom of Hanbi Pond is green fairy soil, and there are green fish and earthworms growing in the fairy soil. If you get me a hundred of them, I will promise you to take in these refugees." The emperor said. road.

"Yuqi, what is that?" Su Hongyan looked at Li Yaoluo, knowing that Li Yaoluo had been studying Hanbichi History Examination for a day, so she should be no stranger to this thing, right?If Li Yaoluo hadn't heard of it, then what the emperor said was not true. It can be seen that the emperor was deceived.

But obviously, from Li Yaoluo's answer, she knew that the emperor hadn't been cheated, and she didn't succeed in picking a joke!

"Fish and earthworms live in the soil at the bottom of Hanbi Pond, and have been contaminated with immortal energy for thousands or even ten thousand years. It is said that mortals can live longer if they eat it. If there is a chance, it is not difficult to live forever." Li Yaoluo said.

"Really? Hahaha! So it's not a rumor, it's true! Oh...this time it works better than anything else!" The emperor was already rubbing his hands happily, "No, since it's such a good thing, I must have more of it. I want a little, I want a thousand!"

"What? One thousand pieces? Who do you think we are? Are you your slaves? One thousand pieces, although we cultivators have a long lifespan, a year or two is nothing to us, but if we say we will catch one Thousands of those... what kind of fish and earthworms, we will not waste this time!" Su Hongyan resolutely vetoed it.

However, Li Yaoluo said in a calm voice: "Your Majesty, these fish and earthworms are rare treasures, and you can not have as much as you want. Your Majesty, if there are really so many of these fish and earthworms, wouldn't it be possible for all mortals in the world to buy them?" Immortality? Since ancient times, rarity is the most precious thing. The emperor must understand this truth. To be honest, I know the situation at the bottom of Hanbi Pond very well. The fish and earthworms that the emperor wants can survive now. No more than ten will survive. After we go down to Hanbi Pool, it is estimated that it will be even less."

The emperor was fooled by Li Yaoluo, and asked in a daze: "Why?"

"Because fish and earthworms feed on their own kind, they compete with each other, and the weak eat the strong, so the strongest is the last one left. There may be several of them co-existing, because these few fish and earthworms They are equal in strength, and it is impossible to tell the winner, so they coexist temporarily, waiting for a new batch of fish and earthworms to grow up as food. Therefore, even if we bring back thousands of fish and earthworms that the emperor wants, it is not as good as I'll bring you back the big one that won in the end." Li Yaoluo said.

The emperor nodded after hearing this, and saw that what Li Yaoluo said was true, and he couldn't tell the truth from the fake. He only thought that he was the emperor, so Li Yaoluo naturally didn't dare to deceive him, so he said: "Very well, I will order you , Catch the biggest fish earthworm for me!"

"This is of course no problem. It's just a matter of little effort. It's just that we can't go in until the Hanbichi fairy trail is opened. It will take a few days until the fairy trail is opened. I'm afraid they will all freeze to death and starve to death before that time, if those refugees die, we won't help you get back the fish and earthworms." Li Yaoluo threatened the emperor.

"Okay, okay, as long as you can bring me this fish and earthworm, so that I can live forever, you can talk about anything, aren't they just those refugees? I'll let them come into the city right now! Come on—" The emperor agreed , The eunuch has been called to draw up the decree.

After leaving Shi Mingguo, Su Hongyan was very curious and asked Li Yaoluo, "Hey, let me tell you, is what you said to the emperor just now true? Isn't it? Why do I think it's so mysterious?"

"It's not all false, at least in the "History of Hanbichi", there is indeed a record, saying that the fish and earthworms can be eaten by mortals to make them strong and prolong their lives. However, after several generations of mortal rumors, the mortal world Most of them regard them as things that can live forever. I have read this paragraph, so I remember, it is just right to deceive this stupid emperor." Li Yaoluo said.

"But..." Su Hongyan is not concerned about this issue, but about the fact that fish and earthworms eat their own kind. She really wants to know if there are such cruel creatures in this world. "What do you mean?" Prey on the same kind, the weak eat the strong, and only the biggest one is left in the end, what does it mean? Is it to fool that stupid emperor, or is it true?"

"Of course I fooled him. How can there be creatures that eat their own kind in this world? What is the biggest one left? Let me tell you, fish and earthworms are all very big. According to records, each one has a small size of an ordinary person. With such a long arm, it would be very interesting for me to get one back for him, a hundred? Who will get it for him? Idiot?" Li Yaoluo said.

"I think so, things hurt their kind, I haven't heard of things that eat their kind..." Su Hongyan said.

"That's not the case at all. Don't people just eat their own kind?" Don't you see it thoughtfully.

This question... seems a bit serious!

But seriously, it's true!

Everyone wants to be stronger, and this process of expecting to be stronger is like floating on an endless sea with everyone. Only by stepping on other people's heads can you surface and gain vitality. Those who are their own stepping stones are naturally the same kind of life.

(End of this chapter)