Book of the Heavens

Chapter 306 The Crazy Alien
Yang Hao didn't care about the words of those monkey aliens, and asked with a smile: "Then if I stop, won't you blow it up?"

He just asked casually, and didn't want any answer.

However, the monkey star people nodded when they heard the words: "You don't bark, why do I blow you up? To be honest, people on our side like the civilization of the earth. After all, you are the only ones in the universe who have 'alcohol. 'Civilization, we like to drink the baijiu produced by you the most!"

After he finished speaking, he paused for a moment, and said again: "But no matter how delicious the baijiu is, it's not the reason for you to make a lot of noise!"

Yang Hao was speechless.

Originally, I just wanted to stimulate the major civilizations under the dark forest, but the stimulation did not take effect, but in the end, this "unwarlike" monkey star was attracted because of the unpleasantness. It was a coincidence.

"Okay, I won't sing anymore, let's go drink." Yang Hao said, glanced at the monkey star, and said again: "Come and drink together?"

As a result, the monkey-like man who wanted to blow up the earth one second, nodded frantically in the next second, expressing that he wanted to drink.

Then, he really drank wine with Yang Hao in the yard, and even helped Yang Hao beat back a few light particles that attacked him, making Luo, who had always thought that there was no communication between the major civilizations in the universe Edit, it feels incredible.

However, Yang Hao felt normal.

Since it is an intelligent life, it must be able to communicate, and it can be... fooled.

Yes, fudge.

For no reason, how could he invite others to drink?
In fact, the reason why the monkey planets are invited to drink is to find out the details of the major civilizations, because the monkey planets are obviously different from the major civilizations under the dark forest. Nominally swapped genes.

Yes, swap genes.

This kind of monkey star is none other than the one in the movie "Crazy Alien", who was trained by the protagonist as a monkey for a long time, then soaked in wine jars to death, and his soul was possessed by the monkey. The resurrected "Alien Alcoholic".

He once went to the earth, established diplomatic relations with the earth people, and exchanged genes.

But in the end, he took the wine from the earth to his own planet, and carried the spaceship with him, and was posted a small advertisement by the people on earth.

Originally, Yang Hao didn't expect this, but the aliens like wine, they look like that, and they have conical flying machines, they are so recognizable.Afterwards, he made indirect remarks in the name of drinking, and finally confirmed that it was indeed the alien in "Crazy Alien".

In fact, the original film was also created by the screenwriter "Da Liu". It is not surprising that this alien appeared in the Three-Body Universe.

What is strange is why other civilizations dare not show up, but this kind of monkey people dare to run around.

You know, they are not the "Universe Clear Party" of the Zero Alliance camp.

"If I remember correctly, the major civilizations in this universe dare not appear casually, and will be wiped out by the spaceships of the Return to Zero Alliance. Are you not afraid of danger running around?" Yang Hao said clichédly while drinking with the monkey-like people.

Hearing this, the Monkey Planet immediately laughed and said, "Don't be afraid, although our 'drunkard' civilization is not among the 'Five Major Civilizations' of the Zero Return Alliance, it is among the 'Seven Small Civilizations' that are above ordinary civilizations. They will not be attacked by the Return to Zero Alliance. As for other small civilizations, whoever refuses to accept us will blow up their planets, and they can’t beat us anyway.”

"Drunkard civilization?" Yang Hao was taken aback.

This name is really strange.

"Uh, what is our civilization? Different civilizations have different terms. You people on Earth like to call drunk people 'drunkards'. We find it interesting, so we translate it like that." The monkey star said: "Actually, strictly speaking Say, we should be counted as 'monkey people'!"

Yang Hao was speechless, he didn't say more on this question, but asked about other things.

"What civilizations are the 'five major civilizations' and 'seven minor civilizations' you mentioned?"

The monkey star has a relatively straightforward heart, and he didn't even think about it when he heard the words, so he said: "Those are the top twelve 'god-level' civilizations in the universe, of which the five major civilizations are headed by the 'Return to Zero Civilization', and they jointly formed the 'Return to Zero' civilization." Zero Alliance', they are Singer Civilization, Frontier Civilization, Return to Zero Civilization, Death Civilization, and Eternal Life Civilization. Among them, Singer Civilization and Frontier Civilization are deadly rivals. War broke out between the two, and the latter was even destroyed once. , but then revived again."

Hearing this, Yang Hao immediately had a vague understanding of the "Five Great Civilizations".

It seems that there are not many members of the Zero Alliance, only five. Among them, the singer civilization is obviously the singer civilization. They are deadly enemies with the frontier civilization. This is mentioned in the original book.

When the singer civilization and the frontier civilization met, one was a life of flesh and blood, and the other was a life of other forms. The two had not discovered each other for a long time.

Later, the singer civilization even took the initiative to reduce the dimension in order to eliminate the border civilization.

Needless to say, the zero-returner civilization, the sender of the "broad universe" in the original book, has been observing the major civilizations in the universe from a god-like perspective, and has even mastered the language of the Trisolarans and Earthlings, which is extremely powerful.

As for "Death Civilization" and "Eternal Life Civilization", they were not mentioned in the original book.

However, the third part of "Three-Body Problem" is called "Death and Immortality".

"I know the Return to Zero Alliance, but what are the 'Seven Little Civilizations'?" Yang Hao asked.

Hearing this, the monkey planet didn't answer, but asked: "Tell me what kind of wine you are. I have contacted people on Earth, but their wine is not as good as yours. Is it your new invention?"

In this regard, Yang Hao shook his head and said: "This is my limited edition 'Shi Huang Liquor'. It was buried in the ground during the Qin Shi Huang period 2000 years ago, and then dug out in modern times. After the precipitation of time, the taste surpasses any wine. hoard!"

As soon as this remark came out, the monkey star immediately showed an expression of "unknown and serious".

"Fill me a thousand bottles, and I'll answer whatever you ask."

"Deal." Yang Hao said, directly calling people to get wine, and then asked: "Which seven are the seven minor civilizations?"

"The seven small civilizations don't communicate with each other, and they don't exchange genes with us, so they don't know much about each other." The monkey star said: "I only know that apart from us, the remaining six are the universe. Friends, Super Flying Man, Transforming Iron Man, Computer Man, Light Giant, Constellation Civilization."

Hearing this, Yang Hao was immediately dumbfounded.

What is the use of just a name for space friends and super flying people?Also deformed iron man, computer man, light giant, why not talk about Ultraman?There is also Xingxiu civilization, just based on a name, those who don’t know it may think they are related to Ding Chunqiu, the old monster of Xingxiu!

As if he felt that he had said too little, looking at the wine, the monkey star was a little guilty.

"Well, although I don't know other people's information, but the 'cosmic friend' knows, I have a 'cosmic friend' friend, can I just call him over and tell you?" The monkey-like man said: "But, the person is me. It's called, you have to give me the wine."

"Okay." Yang Hao nodded.

A few minutes later, a flying saucer landed, and he was dumbfounded when he saw the "cosmic friend" coming out of it!
(End of this chapter)